#Wiley Post

[putah-creek]

Flatulence isn't so bad if the house stinks anyway. -Wiley Post

[markloveshistory]

Oklahoma’s Favorite Sons Die Together

[booigi-boi]

Hatchetfield musical villains 🎵🍏🦅

[a-humandisaster]

TW: Body Horror (lots of eyes)

The Lords in Black "dressed up" their Blorbos (:

[fadedkat]

his name is wigglyyyy and he’s here to stay!!

and then nothing bad happened again ever

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Maeve + Borrowing/Keeping Otis's Clothes

[justa-regularuser]

The Disciple 🍏

[kairithemang0]

Whatever gender Joey Richter is is the gender I require

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[crossnamara]

yes they kill each other in every timeline. yes they can be smoking buddies. let me have this okay

**not a ship**

closeups under cut, idea by the wonderful lovely @the-interidiot

[static-kills]

The ancient serpent deciever

[shvmblr]

ohhm MY GOD your art is so SAVOURY AND YUM,,, can i request a drawing of wilbur cross.., perfectly fine if not, have AN AMAZING DAY!!

He’s so crusty 🙏

[booigi-boi]

Random Hatchetfield characters as cats 🪓🦅

No set breeds, tho Wiley is big Devon Rex vibes

[shadowbrightshine]

But if you close your eyes...

[sundewhasaudhd]

This weekends Wilbur Cross doodles LETS GO BOOOOOOYSSS!!!!

TW: knife

Also, doodle based on this post:

IF YOU LIKE MY ART, PLEASE REBLOG :3

(hey @wigglyobsessedweirdo it’s your guys, he’s here)

[chaotic-goodsir]

Since it's Black Friday week, I'm gonna do a sort of series thing with the Hatchetverse headcanons and drabbles that have completely derailed my nanowrimo plans (curse of hyperfixation be upon ye, etc.).

They're all Spankoffski-centric, sort of, depending on who you count as a Spankoffski.

Speaking of which...

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Ted and Pete's mom (I'll call her Annabelle, Annie for short) grew up in the bible belt in a super-religious family. She got out as soon as she could, leaving home at 18, and ended up working as a waitress in the tiny town of Hatchetfield. That's where she met Ed Spankoffski, who at the time was training to take over his family's shoe store. Annie and Ed fell in love, got married young, and had their son Teddy within a few years. 

Annie cut all contact with her parents when she left home - but she did keep in touch with her younger brother.

He was always a smart, outgoing kid, and despite their parents' disapproval he managed to get funding to study physics at a college out of state. He left home a year after Annie did, and never looked back.

At first they remained close, despite their differences. They called each other regularly. He declared himself an atheist as soon as he got away from their parents. She kept her faith, but joined her husband's more liberal-minded presbytarian church. He came out to her as bisexual, and she told him she'd suspected that since they were teenagers and that she would never stop being proud of him. 

She didn't see him in person often - he was busy with college and didn't have money to travel - but he still made it to her wedding and to Teddy's christening.

Things changed, though, when he was scouted by a secretive military agency in his final year. She didn't want him to join, but he'd made up his mind. After that, his calls became less frequent, and what little he told her about his work and life was always vague. He kept promising to visit her in Hatchetfield, but never followed through. 

The last time Annie Spankoffski saw her little brother was at Pete's christening, when he surprised her by actually showing up. She spotted the engagement ring on his hand, and demanded to know when he had planned on inviting her to the wedding. He told her it was a long time away yet - there was a big assignment coming up, he and his fiancé were both involved, and they needed to focus on that for the time being. But as soon he got the chance, he promised, he'd bring John up to Hatchetfield to meet the Spankoffski family.

Annie didn't hear from him again until a solemn, uniformed PIEP agent turned up at her door with a letter declaring her brother missing in action. Nothing could be confirmed, but the agent didn't want to give her false hope. There was no funeral, no further explanation. She never got to meet John, there was no wedding, and Pete Spankoffski grew up without knowing his uncle.

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Years later, Annie Spankoffski (nee. Cross) is driving home from church when an advert comes on the radio. It's for some tacky children's toy that both of her sons are far too old for. She doesn't pay much attention - at least, not until the name of the toy company catches her by surprise.

It's a coincidence - it must be - but it's such a horrible, unlikely one that it makes her blood run cold. Her brother's name is already rare enough that she'd be surprised to hear that on the radio, let alone a childhood nickname that only she used.

After that, she turns off the radio whenever that advert starts. Leaves the room whenever it comes on TV (that old sailor character creeps her out - does the actor really look familiar, or is she just losing it?). She tries not to look at the posters that are plastered all over the Hatchetfield mall. 

But as Black Friday approaches, it's hard to avoid.

For some reason, almost everywhere she goes, she keeps running into the name Uncle Wiley.