#Why are they so weird

[onejellyfishplease]

Oooh I wonder why April’s looking for that?

Anyway, just another little au to add to my collection. Imma call this one: Switch and Twist

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[sleepysheadache]

They're matching eachothers freak (they actually don't know what to do, all they can do is just.. stare. Weirdos.)

[according2thelore]

happy wincest wednesday!

your weekly reminder that sam bought dean's meals--burgers, fries, drinks, everything--every night he was dead for those four months in mystery spot and ate like a robot while staring at them and eating something else. :)

did he eat them? :) did he throw them out? :) did he keep them until they started to smell? :)

we will never know

[rooolt]

N E ways here’s how I think the season 2 parents all got together

Rebecca and Sparrow - High school sweethearts (derogatory) both based on the age of hero and the fact that I think they’re fucking insane. Very much the type to get married as quickly as possible because to sparrow that’s what you had to do to be normal and they’re definitely each others only relationship ever (unless you count Rebecca and lark)

grant and marco - met in college and dated for a long time before they got married and then adopted Lincoln like a year after that. I think grant had maybe one or two boyfriends beforehand but those relationships didn’t end great

Cassandra and Nicky - they strike me as the type who like met at a bar or at a party or something and when they first started dating it was like a lot of fun and it was really high energy and they figured why not get married but then after they had Taylor/were about to have him it was kinda like “oh this isn’t gonna work”. I think Nicky probably has been with people but no really stable relationships because of the whole hell demon thing and also it’s in his blood

terry and Veronica - they are so normal to me probably just like a dating app or something. And Veronica was all like “oh I have a full teenage daughter with the same name as you is that cool” and terry was like *disregards everything he knows about daddy magic and how much the world sucks* “oh yeah totally”. Terry had a number of normal regular guy relationships throughout his life cause he’s just a guy to me

[muckyschmuck]

weird guy dolphin sketches

[troblsomtwins829]

I'm sorry, I need to talk for a second about how much words baffle me.

Hi. I hate homophones. Words that sound the same, but are spelled differently and have different applications. There Their They're, To Too Two, You Ewe Yew, Fore For Four. Drives me up the wall.

You know what I hate more? Words that apply to perfectly normal things that my brain has decided to read completely differently than intended just to confuse me even more!

Carpet - Car-Pet. Am I petting the Car? is the Car a pet?! What's the purpose of the PET part of it's a CAR?! WHY ARE THEY TOGETHER?!

Thermometer - Thermo-Meter. A measure of temperature by distance?! HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?! Is it Imperial or Metric!?

Together - To-Get-Her. SHE'S SO DESIRABLE TO THE BOTH OF US. BUT WHY MUST WE FIGHT FOR HER AFFECTIONS?! WHY CAN WE NOT SHARE?!

[imsorryimlate]

when i’m at an antique shop with my parents and see them pick up yet another creepy porcelain doll that will haunt my nightmares

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[dandelyle]

this AITA is killing me

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[perfectlyripeclementine]

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

[franeridart]

more dragon

[captainjonnitkessler]

The "radical leftists" on this site who talk constantly about the importance of solidarity and kindness and compassion and then immediately tell anyone who disagrees with them to kill themselves are going to be devastated when they learn how much of actual union organizing involves talking to people whose politics you find incredibly repugnant and meeting them where they're at in order to find common ground

[gammija]

nothing personal but this kind of comment rlly exemplifies to me a disconnect between canon and popular fanon jmart characterization because they almost literally had this conversation in canon - except, their lines are swapped!

jon, for all his scared grouchiness, is a secret romantic, while martin, for all his forced optimism, is at his core a pragmatist

[sunstormbudgie]

plot twist: Mike Wazowski was a tardigrade all along