#Whatever keeps the muse going

[cak31ssuperi04]

fun fact: Them

[enwie]

"If they just kill this one person who's really evil they'll fix the cycle of violence forever" <- people who somehow fail to grasp the message of a children's show which is not being subtle about it

[protect-namine]

man. I don't want the "liu xiao and cheng xiaoshi are siblings" theory to be true 🧍‍♂️

[mainepdf]

richard fucking riordan does not know how to do a consistent depiction of zeus to save his life

[mythvoiced]

OPEN STARTER | Nathaniel

The funniest thing an angel can do is defy expectations. Unless, you expect angels to be horrid, malicious creatures, in that case, the funniest thing an angel can do is prove you right.

Nathaniel makes sure to lean over his momentary companion's shoulder just close enough it's more uncomfortable than comfortable, and tips his forefinger against his chin. His other hand is calmly resting behind his back. He seems to be staring at the bubbling, foul-smelling, most likely poisonous monstrosity with some sort of scientific curiosity.

Up until the moment said scientific curiosity vanishes off his features and the smile to take its place takes on a wicked touch, as some European in the 16th century might have put it.

"Yeah, you should definitely drink that. No way around it. God told me."

[inquisitoradaar]

if anyone tells u not to get into a fake relationship thats the devil. it is always good and normal to play gay chicken so long that ur unsure whether ur in an actual relationship or not anymore

[icelogged]

*2015 voice* i wish i had the chillness instead i got the mental illness

[anthromimicry]

alright, but... it seems like i am in a mood for angst this morning because just imagine this: misao meeting someone that reminds her so much of ryu and having all of her childhood memories just rush back to her in one foul swoop despite the fact that she's tried really hard to bury them. because if misao allowed herself to think about them for a second, i have a feeling she would just completely breakdown because misao doesn't even have a picture of him or anything, so she forgot what he looks like and what his voice sounds like. so even if she saw him on the streets of gotham... misao wouldn't even recognize him because it's been so long.

and the fact that she has become like a ' human ' in that aspect somewhat enrages her because misao secretly HATES having to pretend like she is anything but who she is + like i believe i have talked about once but didn't get super deep into talking about, is that she may or may not distrust humans automatically upon meeting them. though this sense has lessened over the years, it is still slightly there due to her mother's death haunting her. and being forced to face her past like this where misao is not prepared for it mentally would be kind of devastating for her, NGL. (but y'all should totally give misao someone who reminds her of ryu anyhow, and i'm not saying that to be evil or anything. i'm just saying it because there has to be some way that she works through her issues eventually and with the way she is now... i don't think that misao would be willing to open up to someone else about them. so something has to act on her externally. )

[meatriarchived]

for what its worth, yeah, charlie/hoyt's gonna be an npc / bg muse and only will be thrown at those comfortable with his nasty [ insert banjo solo ] ass being tossed their way uwu

[waywardsalt]

general question would it be fine or stupid to post a stupid long (possible 10k words plus) fic all in one chapter

[kxllerblond]

ok ok ok last shitpost. clark could be neutral evil because he will take someone with low spice tolerance to a local ma and pa shop with the spiciest fucking local food, give them no warning, go as far as to suggest nothing but water (or no drink) to maximize enjoyment of the flavors, and then sit there and watch them fucking die

[kashverse]

“i don’t get you,” sukuna mutters, arms resting on his knees as he stares at your cat, who sits primly on the floor, tail flicking lazily. “you’re small. your head is tiny. you have no claws worth a damn, and yet you strut around like you own this place.”

your cat blinks at him slowly. the audacity.

“oh, so now you’re being mysterious? yeah, real intimidating, runt,” sukuna scoffs, leaning in. “tell me, why the hell do you scream at five in the morning for no reason?”

your cat meows. sukuna nods, as if that was an actual answer.

“nah, i don’t buy it. i know when someone’s bullshitting me.” he strokes his chin, as if deep in thought. “and what’s with the scratching? you have a whole damn tree to tear up, but no, it’s gotta be the couch, huh? or my chair. my throne in this shitty modern world.”

your cat remains utterly unfazed, licking a paw and dragging it over its ear. sukuna clicks his tongue in frustration.

“you think you’re untouchable. you think you can do whatever you want just ‘cause you’re small and cute?” he narrows his eyes. “you remind me of someone.”

you narrow your eyes right back from your hiding spot behind the doorway. excuse me?

but sukuna is too deep in his investigation to notice. he gestures toward your phone lying face-down on the table. “and what’s with you and cameras huh? every time there’s a flash, you go feral. you act like you’re being dragged to hell.”

your cat’s ears twitch. a clear tell.

“ohhhh,” sukuna smirks, leaning in like he’s caught onto something juicy. “what, you got a dark past? you some kinda criminal? don’t want your face out there ‘cause you’re on a hit list?”

the cat swipes at sukuna’s knee, and he actually pulls back with a scoff. “oi, don’t get violent with me, brat. i asked a simple question.”

you have to bite your lip to keep from laughing.

“i should make you my disciple,” sukuna suddenly muses, tilting his head as he assesses the feline before him. “you got the attitude down. the little mind games. yeah… you could be something great.”

your cat sneezes.

sukuna frowns, as if personally offended. “...you’re turning down my offer? just like that?”

he sits back with a dramatic sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. “unbelievable. you’re worse than your owner.”

excuse me again???

before you can march in and object, your cat gets up, stretches leisurely, and then—just to really assert dominance—turns around and sticks its tail right in sukuna’s face before trotting off.

he stares after it, jaw clenched, eye twitching.

“…i’m gonna eat it.”

you finally lose the battle against your laughter.

[tiredtriedfailures]

THAT FUCKING INSANE KENDRICK PIC IS BOTH HILARIOUS AND INFURIATING THAT MAN IS SO HANDSOME WHY DID HE DO THAT

[gh0stsp1d3r]

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ. this is the face nerd!Rafe makes when u give him head for the first time ever… yeah…

A heated make out session with his extremely hot tutee already felt like he was acting out some weird fantasy he’s seen in his favorite porno’s. But this? Oh, this was being saved in his memory for the rest of his life.

Your hands traveled down his body, giving him a small smirk as you kissed the skin of his stomach, pulling your tongue out and licking his happy trail, your hands moving to his belt, throwing it off of him. He watched eagerly, his eyes widening as you pulled off his pants and then his boxers, his hard cock springing against his stomach.

“You’re bigger than I thought you would be.” You mused, a shade of pink covering his cheeks now.

You went back up to kiss him again, his lips hungrily moving against your soft ones. You pulled away after a moment, and traveled back down to his cock.

“Wait, wait, are you sure?”

“More than sure.”

Oh fuck. That was hot.

His hips bucked when your mouth finally wrapped around his aching tip, letting out a low moan.

“Oh shit.” He murmured, his hands flying to your head. You put your hands at the base of his cock, while you let your mouth work around his girth. You swirled your tongue around it, and he felt like he was going to ascend into whatever heaven there was.

“Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.” He groaned out breathily when you looked up at him through your lashes, “you’re- you’re really fucking pretty.” He let out a noise that could only be compared to a whine, his hands tangling further in your hair, gently pulling at it without even realizing. His mouth formed an ‘O’ shape as he stared down at you, his eyebrows creasing together.

You set a faster pace, your mouth speedily moving up and down on his length, while he let out the most delicious sounds you think a person could make. You felt drool forming on the corner of your mouth.

His head fell back on the pillows behind him, despite his attempts to keep looking at you. He raised his head again, letting out a guttural groan when you swirled your tongue once again.

“Y/n-“ he spoke, you still looking up at him with those beautiful eyes that were slowly killing him. He couldn’t take it anymore. You felt his warm cum shoot into your mouth, him letting out a shocked groan, his head falling back against the pillow again.

You pulled away, kitten licking the tip of his cock, swallowing all of his seed.

“Oh god, oh god, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.” He spoke rather embarrassed, covering his face with his hands. You smiled at him, tilting your head in confusion.

“You’re okay.” You said with a giggle, him looking at you now, moving his hands away from his face.

He gave you a sweet smile, “Uhm.. thank you. You’re- uhm- really, fucking good at that.”

“Really? Thank you…” you replied. He blushed under your gaze, and you smiled at his shyness. It was adorable.

He sat up on the bed, moving closer to you now. “Uhm… this might be a little… late, but, I- I really like you. And I was wondering if- uh- if maybe you’d wanna go on a date with me? Like- like a real one. With clothes, maybe.” He said with a nervous chuckle, you laughing along.

“I’d love to,” you replied, raising your hand so you could cradle his face, the both of your lips touching again, and the both of you falling back into his sheets.

[swordmaid]

it’s not in shri’iia’s canon just because killing minty is one of the catalyst that leads to her being dropped from lolth’s favour but I’m doing a playthrough where you recruit minthara by knocking her out and now I’m thinking how interesting her dynamic would be with shri’iia. like they’re both lolth-sworn paladins in the oath of vengeance —or for shri’iia’s case, was, since she’s now an oathbreaker and she swore a new oath. out of everyone they understand each other’s circumstances the most. they both knew what it was like to live in a society where lies and deceit run rampant and you’re paranoid 24/7, and how a god that promises unwavering love and warmth could’ve been appealing because the only god that you’ve ever known is one that you were born to fear and to serve. and they both know what it is like to go to the surface and have virtually no allies and no-one to turn to and the mere sight of you would earn distrust.

but the difference between them is that minthara is born with the prestige that came with being a baenre, shri’iia literally had to give nearly her entire self to get a taste of that power. and for two people who formerly lived in such a hierarchal society where your social class determined how you were treated, that shift of dynamic where minthara - former noble - now has follow shri’iia– a merchant’s daughter —is so interesting, I think. respecting that hierarchy would be ingrained in them so I think it would take some getting used to, like I could see minthara treating her like an underling and/or shri’iia having to remind herself that minthara is not her boss lol

and I think the difference in their path and where they choose to take their oath is interesting as well. minthara who swore vengeance against the enemies of lolth is continuing to follow that path of vengeance but now she’s swearing vengeance against the cult of the absolute. shri’iia who was once in that same path of vengeance decides to pursue the path of freedom instead. she broke ties with her past oath and reforged it to something else; she’s not bound to any dogma or higher being, she’s now pursuing freedom and free will and she’s punishing those who binds others against their will. and it plays well with their characters where minthara is still very unapologetically herself as in she’s still a cunt lmfao and we love her for that whereas shri’iia does try to be better, and she is learning how to be kinder (but she’s kind, not nice…!!) but she still has a long way to go… but it’s all part of her journey …!

but it’s so interesting to me …!!! because they seem so similar but they’re just very, very different with where they choose to take their newfound freedom away from lolth

[librariansrose]

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