#What the fuck the timeline
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Look at this map. This is peak shitpostting. Not only is it an affront to god, it's an interesting affront to god.
You can't tell me this doesn't peak your interest. What the fuck happened? How will these people react to it. I mean look at it, if this map itself doesn't peak your interest, then what if I told you about the Ohio-Hell war?
Yeah, it's crazy.
This work is made by u/ilcuboesperantista who graciously allowed me to shout this out. He also has a DeviantArt as CosoCheMappa
#What the fuck#wtf#What the fuck the timeline#scp#scp foundation#America#United States#Fallout#Earth-98#hell#ohio#sans undertale#undertale#broken masquerade#risk#The new order#Thousand Week Reich#south africa is fucked#lord of the rings#Atlantis
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#this is literally sanzu x rindou#and rindou x souya (angry)#and dont get me started on mikey and takemichi#im clearly not mentioning kokonui NOR bajifuyu or bajitrio cause those are clearly fucking on the good ending timeline#you can't change my mind#what do you mean they would die for each other but arent actually canon#thats not what the voices are saying#they are canon TO ME#kokonoi hajime#inui seishu#inupi#sano manjiro#hanagaki takemichi#maitake#doramai#draken#tokyo revengers
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adrien in the dad-villain!au is going thru a special kind of bullshit in 100% knowing what marinette's situation feels like, and not being able to tell her so.
#dad villain au#my art#adrien "i know what you feel and also im in love with you but you're a marinette from a new timeline' agreste#is really FUCKING going through it right now
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2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered
Tommy's family arc
#911#911edit#911 abc#911 show#911 spoilers#911 season 7#tommy kinard#evan buckley#evan 'buck' buckley#kinley#bucktommy#kinkley#tevan#pick a ship name you guys and thanks for picking tevan the most correct name#anyway analysis time!#looking back with Modern Knowledge tm about why tommy acts the way he does in the past... babygirl you were so closeted I'm so proud#babygirl was back there getting into narnia#he was so resistant to letting go of the pseudo-family he'd found at the 118 in chimney begins#even tho it was a good old boys club that he knew he really didn't fit into he was making himself fit because at least it was something#but then he let chimney in and then hen came around and he saw a very queer person being openly queer and not giving a fuck what they think#and I think his behavior in that episode was trying to support hen as much as he could without outing himself#because like. how do you give up years of relative safety with people who do care about you they just won't like you anymore if you're *you#then he meets buck in s7 which is like 10-20 years later timeline is fake and he's like oh. this is what unconditional family is#and he's like oh. maybe I can come back. maybe I can be part of this again somehow. maybe we've both grown enough#or at the very least he'll be close to something he never believed would really happen for him#rant over tevan my beloved tim minear pillow cold both sides god bless#my edits
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POV u weren't invited to the P4 Ultimax grand prix
Bonus:
#persona 3#persona 3 reload#persona 3 portable#p3#fanart#ryoji mochizuki#kotone shiomi#hamuko arisato#minato arisato#“roach shouldn't you tag makoto yuuki for reach” Its about Principles.#Roadtrip Trio#Freed from the binds of atlus at least#This is what they're doing in the canon timeline while everyones doing fuck all#aigis#aigis persona 3#narukami yu#hamugis
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love how the botw fandom went fucking wild when age of calamity came out in 2020. and no one talks about it anymore. don’t you remember HIM?????
and THEM??.
and all of THIS????
#it actually makes me a little sad. this game built the characters so much better than totk did. it’s what totk needed really#JUST BECAUSE THE GAME ISNT CANON TO THE TIMELINE DOESNT FUCKING MEAN THAT THE CHARACTER INTERACTIONS ARE ANY LESS VALUABLE!!!#WAKE UP GUYS#bluebelledmoon babbles#hw aoc#hwaoc#hw aoc spoilers#this game has SO MANY CUTSCENES that i didn’t even know about myself ??????#baby tulin is in there???#botw#totk#age of calamity#zelda#botw zelda#botw link#aoc link#aoc zelda#mipha#terrako#zelink#aoc zelink#purah#revali#impa#aoc impa#prince sidon#sidon#baby sidon#loz
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cant believe you guys are mourning the doomed yaoi . im having the time of my LIFE on god i thought they were gonna get turbo divorced for real this time but NO instead they saved the world through the power of love and are revealed to literally be soulmates. how is this ANYTHING but an ABSOLUTE WIN
#so what they maybe died . at least they died TOGETHER in LOVE#they didnt even for sure die. that could have meant anything#maybe theyre in that alternate timeline ekko went to and theyll invent the hexcore and fuck it all up again. who knows#arcane#arcane s2 spoilers#jayvik#jayce x viktor
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ok i’ve got shadowlach wedding on the brain again and i’ve been cooking a Thought
you know how people will jokingly send wedding invites to royalty/celebrities and sometimes they actually show up
karlach would 100% invite drizzt do’urden to her wedding
#ramble#bg3#i’m monching through the books like a caterpillar rn my two special interests are colliding#i don’t give a fuck about the canon forgotten realms timeline it’s my house i can do what i want#if you haven’t watched at least the drizzt clip from the oneshot the cast did just after launch#you’re missing out it’s so fuxking cute#little baby karlach being told stories about adventurers and then becoming one is so special to me#honestly not even just shadowlach she would just do this
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My less popular opinion (and what I believe to be implied by the art in Lost Days) is that rather than waking up in a fully grown body Jason didn’t actually complete his puberty until after his Lazarus pit dip while he was on his murder tour. Imagine you’re tied up in a basement in Berlin getting interrogated by a teenager and his voice is cracking the entire time and if you laugh he’s going to shoot you
#Late puberty Jason truthers rise#Egon calling up Talia like ‘did you send me a middle schooler what is this’. ‘He’s technically high school aged actually’#he would’ve been like 18 when he finally regained consciousness but the way he’s drawn could easily be mistaken for 15#I know people love the body dysmorphia angst of Jason waking up big but I offer you this: Jason wakes up looking basically the same to a#world that has moved on without him and is unrecognizable. His death/injuries stunted him he existed for years in a state of suspension#while the world passed him by. He was on pause while everyone kept moving on and he didn’t get unpaused until the Lazarus pit and he has#to scramble to catch up. He’s actually 18 but the last thing he remembers is being 15 and his body reflects this state#and then once his mind is finally back online puberty hits him like a truck. Just look at the difference between how Jason is drawn#immediately after his dip in the Lazarus pit vs the end of lost days when his training arc is over#It implies it could’ve been multiple years but in order to fit with the timeline of other comics I personally don’t think it#would’ve been that long. I think he just sprouted up like a weed#Jason Todd#dc#I think Jason is technically still growing by the time he’s red hood. In my personal mindscape he doesn’t reach his peak buffness/height#he’s like 21 and he’s 19 in utrh#Sorry for my 1538283th post about red hood lost days I’m obsessed with his little fucked up coming of age story#Red hood lost days
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After Tim becomes Robin, Dick starts stressing so much. He needs to balance being Nightwing, teaching Tim (making sure he doesn't die), manage Bruce and Tim, and also still manage his team, all the while he is still very much grieving. This goes on for a while, and he is getting severely burnt out, and the Titans have had enough.
They more or less kidnap Dick and tell him that enough is enough, you're taking a vacation. You're going to some very lovely beach town in Europe and lay under the sun and just chill. Seriously. We are not joking.
So they fly him over to Europe with Bruce's Black Card and an order to just relax. Being physically removed from Gotham and the United States in general helps a little, so Dick starts to ease up into his sudden vacation. The town is nice to just lounge around for the day and the nights are warm and there's bigger city nearby, just a short drive away, and Dick goes whatever, why not and decides to go check out the local night life. It's pretty nice, and he gets to brush up his language skills, and he's just a little lost after taking what he thought would be a shortcut through an alley, and-
-and he gets tackled to the ground when someone falls off the roof directly on top of him. They're very much dressed in League clothing, and all of Dick's training kicks in, and he grabs the guy to fight him off-
-only to look up directly at his dead little brother's face.
#dick and jason on some little alley somewhere in europe after jason got kicked off of a building: what the actual fuck-#what ensues next is jason trying to run away from dick and dick chasing after him in a very looney tunes type of chase#look I haven't fully read the lost days bc fuck that ending so I'm not fully sure of the timeline BUT#who cares this was funny to me#dc#dcu#dick grayson#jason todd#nightwing#red hood#batman#batfam
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HOLY SHIT NEW BIPPER DESIGN IN THE YEAR 2024???!?
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Prompt 266
Back on my Danny & Ras frienemies/rivals/maybe-lovers-nobody-can-tell-their-signals-are-very-mixed train.
See, Danny has gone through time a lot. Often. It comes with being Clockwork’s charge-son-thing and honestly he finds it fun. And several times he’s used this time travelling to get some training in. Enter Ras, stage left, also a teen at the time and also learning swordsmanship from the same person.
And they… utterly despise each other. They would kill the other for an apple slice, if the other one would die! But also, only they can kill the other, as it is obviously their right!
And well, they keep running into each other. It has been a hundred years, surely the other would die by now? But of course their rival would live through utter spite. Probably to spite them specifically.
The amount of times they have ended up sparring- trying to kill each other or not- the moment they see the other is actually ridiculous. But time is also passing. And… Danny understands, not having another to talk about things people are forgetting, or have already forgotten.
How they ended up actually talking without a murder attempt was a long story that included a demon, a dragon, a pair of fae, some bandits, and a lot of alcohol, but it happened. And then it happens again. And again, and now it’s just kind of normal to share a drink after their spars, talking about things that no longer exist, and things they miss.
Sure Danny can go back in time again, but he knows better than to do it willy nilly. He’s matured, he’s been an adult for a hundred years now, he knows there’s consequences for messing with time, even with Clockwork’s blessings.
The first time they got married was technically for an undercover assassination. Well, Ras was there to assassinate someone, Danny was there to grab an artifact that should Not be in the realm of the living. And they got divorced after, it was fine.
They just, also got married again when they met a few years later, for another job. And… okay, so maybe they have gotten married over a dozen times now and only divorced like half of those times. Half of those were for the bit or while drunk!
And even if technically they’re married or shared a bed, it’s not like they're exclusive! As Ras’ daughters’ existences attest to (adopted in one case or not). They don’t exactly have a label for their relationship, despite others asking for one or trying to put a name to it themselves.
Now Danny knows Ras isn’t exactly a good dude, or at least on the side of ‘good’ as he’s a literal assassin. But he also knows that good? Bad? Rather relative. He had gotten labeled as a villain when he was just trying to help all that time ago after all, and really who was he to tell someone else how to live their life?
Which brings him to now, where he’s run into his old frienemy-rival and his youngest daughter. Who has a braindead teenager and a small toddler. Which is fine, really- but also, Talia dear, why are you using a brain dead teenager to guard your three year old son?
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Okay, Talia dear, Ras (Derogatory), why are you using your brain dead son and grandson to guard your younger son and grandson? Do you not have the Pits, which you were soo proud about Ras? Yes, he will spar with you, but for Realms’ sake, heal, what’s his name? Ah yes, go heal Jason and he’ll actually stick around for a few years, deal? Good.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Deadly Decisions#Danny is Not Ghost King & he doesn’t want to be#Danny isn’t from the same timeline as DC but he hops around so many that he’s formed a few favorites#You Know the bats are going to go crazy searching for some sort of proof of Danny’s existence when they finally communicate w/ each other#Why yes Danny is an adult lol (he is also tall but has body more like his mom)#Yes Sam showed him how to do makeup & it was a bonding thing while they bitched#Is Danny Dusan’s mom? Wonderful question that the league is pondering themself#Danny introduced Sam & Tucker to Ras once & it was horrific how well they got along#Danny almost forgot that Tucker was once a royal dictator who had constant assassination attempts#Sam & Ras bond over violent love of nature & willingness to kill to keep it safe from assholes#Damian about Danny: Obviously this is Grandmother#Jason after being thrown in the Pit: Who are you Where am I What the fuck#Damian: :O Akhi you can speak now :D Come see my puppy Grandmother gave me for protection#Ras & Danny: Threatening each other#Everyone else: Do they want to kill each other or are they flirting or both…#Space Core Danny#Star Core Jason
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(Mostly) Harumi centric doodle page for a friend
#mortal kombat 1#mk1#mortal kombat#harumi shirai#tomas vrbada#mk smoke#kuai liang#mk scorpion#hanzo hasashi#I still don’t know how to feel about her and Kuai Liang#unless nrs releases more content#I dunno I think they have potential to be a cute couple but for now it’s still sus#also! I love to hc that harumi got Tomas to open up to kuai#cause uhhh the Lin Kuei kinda killed his family#so harumi is like ‘ey bro they’re not so bad when you get to know them… except for bi Han… fuck that guy’#bi Han would highkey make a tree house and put up a ‘no girls allowed’ sign and she never forgave him for that#if bi Han ends up being the reason she dies in this timeline it would kinda be funny cause he’d be like ‘I never liked you’#and she’d be like ‘me neither you stupid boy’#and he’s like ‘yknow what this isnt even about kuai liang anymore- screw you’#doodles#my art
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i wonder often.
#batting my eyelashes innocently :)#helluva hangover cure eh KT?#no but really. i would kill to see the timeline where zack gets back in touch with kunsel.#'talk to me zack. you can tell me anything. tell me about all the things that are wearing you down.'#does squeenix seriously not know what they did?? they just left us fucking hanging. sigh. par for the course i guess :/#ffvii#crisis core#kunsel#zack fair#my art <3#my mental instability about this one-off npc <3
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Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I'm finishing uni and between writing a thesis and studying for the exams I have very little time and energy.
I also wanted to say thank you to everyone who leaves notes in the tags for me to find, I see them and they give me little boosts of happiness every time <3
#I wanted to see Fox before serving on Coruscant fucked him up so I drew him myself#and Quin wouldn't have been as young at the same time but eh. timeline what timeline am I right#captain rex#ahsoka tano#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#commander fox#quinlan vos#star wars#the clone wars#murphy draws
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It's racist, my dear, to be blunt. People come from outside, they think we're all witches and druids. For God's sake, child, you walked into a piece of string!
#dwedit#doctor who#usertennant#userteri#userdiana#usertreena#miatendos#ruby sunday#enid meadows#roger ap gwilliam#*#this whole thing was just so interesting???#like supposedly the fairy circle meant nothing and mad jack is just a story they made up#but then where did the woman (who is definitely real and definitely supernatural in nature) come from.#what was she saying to people to make them afraid of RUBY. SPECIFICALLY.#why did they call her a HERALD to MAD JACK. then she was used to defeat roger. who by complete coincidence is also called mad jack.#(hey you know what else you could call a herald. perhaps... a prelude. maybe even... a harbinger)#how did ruby TURN INTO the woman when she (i have to assume) died of old age#AND MAYBE MOST IMPORTANTLY. IF OLD DEAD RUBY STOPPED THEM FROM BREAKING THE CIRCLE. WHICH STOPPED EVERYTHING ELSE.#THEN IS ROGER AP GWILLIAM NOT GOING TO REMAIN AS PRIME MINISTER IN 2046?????#or even though that timeline was erased did it still happen Enough for him to... lose? still resign but this time for no reason???#and WHY are we probably NEVER GOING TO GET ANSWERS TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS#AND WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE DOCTOR FOR 70+ YEARS
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