#What am I even doing

[alexandralove]

Dont be nice to me unless you want to get married

[cyberiapinksosa333]

now i got a sweet tooth

[saltedbiscuiit]

Silly 15!skk comic that I sketched awhile ago and dont remember what compelled me to draw this

[northstarscowboyhat]

Soooooo, the glasses are Canon now right?

I mean Clover is usually wearing a hat that shrouds their eyes, so it wouldn't be the hardest thing for you to draw....

And it's adorable.....

Please please please please please please please please please please please please

Vote on your phone below if you want nerd glasses Clover to be canon in the LCCU (Lucky Clover Cinematic Universe)

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[dashing-through-ecto]

This is inspired by this post from @schnuffel-danny

I also combined the prompt with schnuffel's Friendship Is Tragic AU, because the thought of Vlad saving Jack as Plasimus is insanly hilarious to me.

This comic is so deep in the shitpost territory, that it deserves its place on the masterpost. -> Shitpost Comic Masterpost

[gummy-bwear]

I think it’s important for you all to know I’m writing a Red Oktoberfest fanfic on a calculator

[first-unmanned-flying-deskset]

Dead Poets Society if it was woke

(its honestly embarassing how long this took)

[neversam]

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[autistic-pebbles-au]

Did…did NSH just break metal chains like theyre nothing but paper? How strong is this guy?

[ Senator Armstrong reference?!?!? ]

[ryomaandgundhamkin]

I’m a bit late to this, aren’t I…

[100octokittensinacoat]

hear me out

warrior cats but theyre all octokittens, the clan camp is probably just some abandoned spot in the aurora

oilclan.

theyre named after whatever the mechs call them + the suffix

wankerstar.

cuntclaw.

bastardkit.

etc

[minxyjae]

Imagining Taehoon Seong with an overly flexible reader.

Like, imagine him pounding into you, over and over again, just splitting you open. But when he notices how much your back is arched because of him? He absolutely loses it

❝𝘛-𝘛𝘢𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘯 𝘴'𝘵𝘰𝘰─ 𝙝𝙖𝙝 ─𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩-❞ he grunted into your neck feeling your walls clench around him tightly. You felt his speed slow down as he lifted himself off your body to look at your face again.

Your breaths became heavy when Taehoon stopped to catch his breath. During that his eyes travelled down to your stomach until his hips twitched when he saw how much your back was arched.

He felt the tiredness wash away as he instantly returned back to thrusting into you without a warning ❝𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘬𝘬- 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘺-❞ he grunted. One of his hands roamed to your back as he encouraged you to arch it more, the other hand was still firm on your hips.

You moaned and whined at the sheer feeling of him inside you. You gripped the sheets harder as your eyes rolled back.

You're in for a long night

[1-victoria-1]

Alastor x Child!Doe!Reader part 4

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Guess who's back again, yup, that's me 💪 i feel bad for not writing for such a long period of time but i sadly didnt have the motivation but i have it now and i will write before it dies again 💀

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Today was anything but a normal day at the Hazbin Hotel, you might ask yourself "why?", well it's simple, Alastor was freaking out, like genuinely freaking out, and again, you might ask why well...you lost your first teeth, yup, and papa Al was freaking out thinking you will die.

Of course the whole Hotel had a good laugh about it because for them it was hilarious but for Al it was humiliating and he will never humiliate himself like that.

That's until he freaked out because you got a little paper cut from coloring a page in your new coloring book that your favorite Aunt Rosie gave you.

Even if you weren't Alastor's biological child, he cherished you like his own, after all all species stay close to one another and because you're a doe, a little child Doe, of course his gonna protect you from this awful place where you shouldn't even be, those little moments of his reputations humiliation really showed how much he really cares for you, because if he did he wouldn't be freaking out because of a small paper cut on your finger.

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Honestly the whole Hotel thinks if there will be a soul to redeem themselves from hell to heaven, then it will be you, you deserve it, even your dearest papa Al thinks so, but it does pain him to think that one day you wouldn't be here with him, but on the other hand he would be really happy if you ever meet his mom, your Grandma.

And speaking of your Grandma, Alastor has been telling you everything about her from A-Z , everything from her name to her dislikes.

And imagine the shock the whole Hotel has that on a random day, you simply vanish in the air, just poff, and guess where you were, that's right, in heaven, and guess who was awaiting you, yes! Your wonderful grandma! Both your biological Grandma and Alastor's mom were squeaking at how adorable you were but of course you could stay still for a long time and started to cry because you miss your dear papa.

(let's say this happened beforehand the extermination)

But imagine what chaos was happening in heaven, the first sinner to rehabilitate , Adam was going nuts, the seraphim Sera was also going nut and Emily simply introduced herself and automatically became your older sister.

This act of redemption really showed that sinners can be redeemed, this gave the Hotel the win they were going for, and the extermination was cancelled.

While walking around heaven with your new big sister emily and your two grandmas, you stumbled upon your mom, your momma, of course she also saw you and crashed with a tight momma bear hug and the little baby you were you started to cry and hug your momma.

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That's it for now , i might write tomorrow again but who knows.

But anyways, the next part will be how Al will try to get his darling daughter back, and who knows if he will succeed or not ,but till then

Byebye :D

[dat-lil-shark]

Rise of the Beast... BUT EVERYONE IS A BEAST

[buttonsiwi]

re-reading hdg and it’s popping back up on my fyp again, and i think a part of why it’s so beloved is that’s it is unbelievably and irredeemably fucked up. It is a race of hyper intelligent, indestructible and unfathomably advanced people whose entire culture is built around abusing your biochemistry on a level that supersedes your sentience, and you are a victim.

“i wish the affini were here-”

WHERES THE FUN IN THAT!

[neversam]

Bro I was in the middle of organizing my account to make it shijima mei themed WHY THE FUCK DID CHAPTER 120 DROP AND WHY THE FUCK DID AIDAIRO WANT TO MURDER THEIR FANBASE.