#What a monster
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fuck neil gaiman i hope he rots in hell
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deki is going home with rodri’s ballon d’or
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Paintbrush eating a turkey sandwich. I don't know why but I need this
anything regarding a turkey sandwich makes me cackle why does it look like that
#ii paintbrush#paintbrush ii#paintbrush inanimate insanity#ii#osc#ii osc#inanimate insanity#0 req#what a monster#eat up ugly bitch#you guys really like paintbrush#art kinda sucks bc i just woke up from a nap
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4/26/91 tornado in Andover, KS
#screenshotted from the iconic duke evans video#what a monster#severe weather#tornado#tornadoes#kansas
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Anyone else ever start reading through a post about problems in gender representation or having a conversation with a friend about ways you’ve been misstreated or reading a good queer/feminist book or just existing in a seamigly safe and supportive place and you’re like “yeah, these people get it. I agree with you. We’re on the same side here” and then all of a sudden they’re just like “YEAH, MEN ARE EVIL”
And every time I feel like I’ve just been smacked in the face. Like, wow, apparently we’re not on the same side?? Apparently you think I’m evil for simply existing? Huh, where have I heard this before?
It gets real awkward in person, cuz I can’t hide my expressions for shit. So they’ll see me get very visibly offended and hurt and be like “oh no, I don’t mean you of course, haha” and I’m like “but I’m a man…?” and then they always respond with some form of “nooo, I’m talking about, you know, those anoying jocks, the real dude bro types” or “no, it’s just straight men that are disgusting” or “nah, it’s just a cis man thing. All cis men are total jerks”
And I’m like ‘oh, I see. So you’ve really just got this idea in your mind of what a “real” man is and what “real” masculinity looks like and that’s what’s so inherently evil… but it’s ok! Cuz you don’t see me as a real man anyways!’
I’m very curious about when or if I’ll cross that line in people’s minds. Would you see me as the enemy if I had enough money to buy and wear more masculine clothes? Would you see me as the enemy if I was cis passing? Would you see me as the enemy if I figured out I was only attracted to women? Will you see me as the enemy once I get surgery? Will you see me as the enemy once I start hrt and can grow muscles and a beard? Cuz apparently, twenty years from now when I’m just some middle aged white guy, if you didn’t know me, you’d assume I was the enemy then. Or maybe you’ll see me that way anyways, even if you know the battles I had to fight to be able to be a man, and the ways I too have suffered under the patriarchy. Cuz I’m a man, and MEN ARE SHIT.
#oh no!#everybody watch out!#it’s an angry man!#what a monster#or no?#am I not scary because I’m not over 6ft?#am I not scary cuz I’m built like your little sister?#am I not scary because I sound like her too?#just you wait#enough people call me a monster from both sides and we’ll see what I become
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Probably going to finish this month with my grailed babys
#Fate Grand Order#FGO Arjuna Alter#I was looking at his sprite third ascension and he has his fucking ears#Choked on my drink noticing it#The true alter power is revealing ears despite having other ears#What a monster#No sketch layer
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maybe i turn a bit crazy when i find my doormat at a slightly crooked angle
#— ai rambles#maybe someone walked by and misplaced it ever so slightly by bumping into it idk#what a monster
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Expertise can't help you here.
#dungeon meshi#kabru#laios touden#falin touden#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. Have I been holding on to this comic for several weeks? Sure have!#I forgot how long it takes for Chimera Falin to come into play.#I still really love my 'better drawn' art of her - unfortunately it was several weeks too early for the anime only folks.#Slowly getting the hang of drawing Laios. I don't know why I struggle so much but I am getting...somewhere.#Meta time: God damn I love how the chimera shows off the expertise and gap between Kabru and Laios.#The truth is: they are both *right* and they are both *wrong*.#This creature is a combination of monster and human and they only have the skillset to deal with one of those.#Kabru goes for all the human vitals - but she isn't human.#Laios tries to approach her as a monster and is struck down by the humanity he sees in her.#She is something new that defies what they *both* understand about the world. And that makes her such a perfect antagonist.#The damsel was the dragon all along!#...She is really so cute though. Terrifying! But adorable. I am so excited to see the boom of fanart for her.
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the only adult in this movie worth a damn is this fuckers mom
i'd cut ur ass out of my life too if u were nazi scum
#if i was the life i'd have left his ass when i found out about the actual fucking gas chambers#what a monster
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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headcanon that percy stays ready to clock the minotaur. this man would pause his lunch break to give this bull it's horn a third time. this man would dehydrate for two days if it meant he could murk this bull at the end of it. this man's beef with this walking beef is so grandeur. it was the first monster he killed the moment the battle of mamhattan began. this is one of percy's consistent bloodlust moments and no one will ever fault him for it.
#“oh my gods it's the minotaur what are we gonna do—IS THAT PERCY STABBING THE MINOTAUR WITH ITS OWN HORN?”#deadass nobody would fault percy for this life long mission to kill the minotaur#percy is essentially the grim repear for this monster#annabeth may not want to him to forego all morals in battle#but she will not stop fault him for having it out for that bull#i'm telling you#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#percy jackson headcanon#percy jackson bloodlust#you cant change my mind
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Entrance pt.3
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#linkeduniverse#owls everywhere. What a mysterious dungeon to have an owl gimmick…#There's inconsistent monster lore in Zelda and it's interesting stuff. Anti-fairies bubbles wisps sparks all so similar yet different#I know I learned way too late that some dungeons have an endless supply of fairies#thanks to respawning enemies like Anti-Fairies
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please check out my The nefarious anglerfish tribute video i am such a big fan
#i dedicate this to pavel. the nefarious pavelfish#thank you cyberratz for the anglerfish images i could not have done this without u..#i fucked up the first time making this but what matters is shes here. and she FEELS LIKE A MONSTER#samposting#the nefarious anglerfish
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My cat paws at me (claws included) when he wants something. I usually assume it’s food or attention but maybe it’s to get on my nerves?? He was just ignoring my request to stop clawing at me but as soon as I cut his nails suddenly he’s chill?? So you’re aware that you’re hurting me and once I took away your ability to do so you figure out how sit down????
He would 100% eat me if I fell down dead.
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