#What a monster
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smallmeanie · 10 hours ago
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fuck neil gaiman i hope he rots in hell
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ultramegafoppy · 8 months ago
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whitehartlane · 2 months ago
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deki is going home with rodri’s ballon d’or
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knific · 11 months ago
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Paintbrush eating a turkey sandwich. I don't know why but I need this
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anything regarding a turkey sandwich makes me cackle why does it look like that
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barometric · 4 months ago
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4/26/91 tornado in Andover, KS
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theartofeverything · 19 days ago
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Anyone else ever start reading through a post about problems in gender representation or having a conversation with a friend about ways you’ve been misstreated or reading a good queer/feminist book or just existing in a seamigly safe and supportive place and you’re like “yeah, these people get it. I agree with you. We’re on the same side here” and then all of a sudden they’re just like “YEAH, MEN ARE EVIL”
And every time I feel like I’ve just been smacked in the face. Like, wow, apparently we’re not on the same side?? Apparently you think I’m evil for simply existing? Huh, where have I heard this before?
It gets real awkward in person, cuz I can’t hide my expressions for shit. So they’ll see me get very visibly offended and hurt and be like “oh no, I don’t mean you of course, haha” and I’m like “but I’m a man…?” and then they always respond with some form of “nooo, I’m talking about, you know, those anoying jocks, the real dude bro types” or “no, it’s just straight men that are disgusting” or “nah, it’s just a cis man thing. All cis men are total jerks”
And I’m like ‘oh, I see. So you’ve really just got this idea in your mind of what a “real” man is and what “real” masculinity looks like and that’s what’s so inherently evil… but it’s ok! Cuz you don’t see me as a real man anyways!’
I’m very curious about when or if I’ll cross that line in people’s minds. Would you see me as the enemy if I had enough money to buy and wear more masculine clothes? Would you see me as the enemy if I was cis passing? Would you see me as the enemy if I figured out I was only attracted to women? Will you see me as the enemy once I get surgery? Will you see me as the enemy once I start hrt and can grow muscles and a beard? Cuz apparently, twenty years from now when I’m just some middle aged white guy, if you didn’t know me, you’d assume I was the enemy then. Or maybe you’ll see me that way anyways, even if you know the battles I had to fight to be able to be a man, and the ways I too have suffered under the patriarchy. Cuz I’m a man, and MEN ARE SHIT.
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jhessail · 3 months ago
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Probably going to finish this month with my grailed babys
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gojoest · 9 months ago
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maybe i turn a bit crazy when i find my doormat at a slightly crooked angle
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago
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Expertise can't help you here.
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bearded-snorlax · 10 hours ago
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Hope Neil Gaiman fucking rots
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buddyhollyscurls · 7 days ago
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the only adult in this movie worth a damn is this fuckers mom
i'd cut ur ass out of my life too if u were nazi scum
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marypsue · 1 year ago
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
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demigods-posts · 2 months ago
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headcanon that percy stays ready to clock the minotaur. this man would pause his lunch break to give this bull it's horn a third time. this man would dehydrate for two days if it meant he could murk this bull at the end of it. this man's beef with this walking beef is so grandeur. it was the first monster he killed the moment the battle of mamhattan began. this is one of percy's consistent bloodlust moments and no one will ever fault him for it.
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linkeduniverse · 4 months ago
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21stcenturyschizoidfag · 1 year ago
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please check out my The nefarious anglerfish tribute video i am such a big fan
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rememberrumkitty · 9 months ago
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My cat paws at me (claws included) when he wants something. I usually assume it’s food or attention but maybe it’s to get on my nerves?? He was just ignoring my request to stop clawing at me but as soon as I cut his nails suddenly he’s chill?? So you’re aware that you’re hurting me and once I took away your ability to do so you figure out how sit down????
He would 100% eat me if I fell down dead.
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