#What a monster

[ultramegafoppy]

[whitehartlane]

deki is going home with rodri’s ballon d’or

[knific]

Paintbrush eating a turkey sandwich. I don't know why but I need this

anything regarding a turkey sandwich makes me cackle why does it look like that

[barometric]

4/26/91 tornado in Andover, KS

[jhessail]

Probably going to finish this month with my grailed babys

[cowboygranta]

Hurricane Milton seen from space

[gojoest]

maybe i turn a bit crazy when i find my doormat at a slightly crooked angle

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

has anyone ever told you you look like gnc ricky trailerparkboys

i don't see it

[the7thcrow]

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck CORYNNNNNNN THAT HURT SO FUCKING BADDDDDDD im on mobile rn so im waiting till i get back home to type up my proper reblog but i just need to yell because what the FUCKKKK OW THAT SHIT HURTED i am in shambles. i am a shell of who i once was. i am chewing thru sheet metal. im not ok. ending it on that note was so evil i will now be dying a million deaths until the next part HFKDHJDND NO PRESSURE IM JUST INSANE <3

i'm simultaneously so very sorry and also laughing maniacally like a super-villain over the damage caused. yeah...sorry for putting you all through that LMAO my bad! it will happen again!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[21stcenturyschizoidfag]

please check out my The nefarious anglerfish tribute video i am such a big fan

[rememberrumkitty]

My cat paws at me (claws included) when he wants something. I usually assume it’s food or attention but maybe it’s to get on my nerves?? He was just ignoring my request to stop clawing at me but as soon as I cut his nails suddenly he’s chill?? So you’re aware that you’re hurting me and once I took away your ability to do so you figure out how sit down????

He would 100% eat me if I fell down dead.

[fairsweetlonging]

truth serum / system reveal au where shen qingqiu gets hit with an uncloaking spell that reveals the system in the reflection of his eyes every time it pops up.

during one of his missions, in the treasure hoard of some dragon-like creature, he finds a golden, oval shaped hand mirror, its gaudy style more victorian based than anything (airplane you hack!), that doesn't seem to do anything when he looks into it. but when he does, it reveals the system's screen in his eyes.

he doesn't notice this, of course, because he can't see it, and the system, surprisingly, stays quiet.

the peak lords think he's cursed.

maybe mu qingfang is the first to notice, during the mandatory post mission check-up, when shen qingqiu is scrolling through his most recently accumulated points and mu qingfang can see the strange vividly-blue lines reflected in his pupils. it's gone when shen qingqiu blinks, like it was nothing but a trick of the light.

it comes out when yue qingyuan is visiting and, just as he's done laying out the plans for a new mission, shen qingqiu's eyes glaze over and a bright blue box takes over the whole of his iris. shen qingqiu goes quiet; the thing in his eyes moves, shifts, pulses for a second, like static worms crawling all over his pupils. then he blinks, and it's gone, and shen qingqiu accepts the mission that yue qingyuan was almost sure he would decline.

maybe there is an intervention, when the peak lords corner shen qingqiu at qian cao peak and try to figure out what's wrong, subjecting him to all kinds of treatments and curse-finding spells that turn up empty, they can't find anything.

of course, the silencing threat is still very much up and running. at first shen qingqiu was kind of confused by the whole ordeal, but when the peak lords start describing a "strange blue box", he realizes, with sickening suddenty, that they're describing the system. and he can't say anything.

this only makes everything worse, because their fellow peak lord now keeps evading every question and acts like he doesn't understand. liu qingge points right at his face and asks, "that blue box, what is it?" and shen qingqiu laughs nervously and starts talking about how bright the weather is and surely it's the sky and nothing to worry about!

even worse, during the intervention the system thought it was a good idea to start talking to him, so now even the peak lords who hadn't seen it and who might have been persuaded by light tricks and reflections, get a first row view that no, that definitely isn't a trick of the light.

they try to do the whole thing of "are you in danger, blink twice" but shen qingqiu can't even do that because it's still a direct admittance!

maybe eventually he starts saying vague confirmations that don't actually confirm anything, like "this master hears what you're saying", or maybe he goes with a classic "this master can neither confirm nor deny that." but the system starts warning him for that too and eventually he stops saying anything, which worries the others more.

luckily mu qingfang catches on that every time they ask a direct question about the box or shen qingqiu says anything vaguely confirming, it appears. it doesn't appear when they ask about curses or demons, so it must not see that as a threat.

for a little extra angst: maybe the peak lords keep pressuring him for answers, and at some point shen qingqiu gets fed up and snaps out something like, "why don't you understand that i'm not allowed to answer that!" the system counts this as a direct admittance, threatening it's existence. so it punishes. shen qingqiu has a qi deviation so bad it lasts two weeks and takes two people every day to cleanse his meridians. the system doesn't appear in that time. it doesn't appear for a long while after that, either. the peak lords stop asking, mainly because shen qingqiu will instantly leave the room if they do. they don't stop searching for a cure, though.

shang qinghua returns from a business trip and catches on the second someone mentions a blue box and forced silencing.

[sincerlyus]

Fiddlesix + Different AU's!! (☆▽☆)

Close Ups:

Relativity Falls designs: @hoodedjelly

Monster Falls!Fiddleford design: @synthsays

The Reverse Falls designs are mine (that's why they're shit /jk)

Creo q se dan cuenta q no tuve una etapa furry xq no me salio muy bien el MF!Ford lol

[backpackingspace]

okay so post epic odyssey where odysseus and Penelope have surfaced from their room finally and he and diomedes are catching up I'm imagining the conversation going something like this

Odysseus: so then I gave up being merciful and became the monster.

Diomedes:....you tried being merciful?

Odysseus: Yes?

Diomedes: you did? You tried being a good merciful person? You?

Odysseus: Yah okay fuck off it was polties dying wish. I had to try.

Diomedes:.....90% of the war crimes in the Trojan war were suggested, planned out, and carried out by you. We literally stoned to death the guy you had a personal grudge against. We framed him for treason and stoned him to death. 70% of why Athena liked you was because she thought she knew all the ways to kill someone and then you'd suggest something insane and I'd see her taking notes. You literally gave Ajex a psyoctic break just being yourself.

Odysseus: shut up

Diomedes: I'm not wrong. Did you tell Penelope about your attempt to be a good person?

Odysseus: What? Of course I did. I told her everything.

Diomedes: did she laugh?

Odysseus:...shut up that's not the point

Diomedes: she did didn't she!!!

Odysseus: ANYWAY eurylochus wasn't appreciative of my return to monsterhood and he started causing problems so I

Diomedes: killed him? Yah saw that coming. No shit. I'm so shocked.