#What a joke.

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

scorptra really did the cliche “being flustered after getting saved by love interest” trope and they still decided to go with c//a.

[tabloidsores]

[the-kestrels-feather]

Third party/nonvoters trying to hide behind the "well Kamala still wouldn't have won even if the third party voters would've voted for her" infuriates me because like.

Yeah, sure, whatever. But you still stood on your high horse and called your BLATANT complacency on getting the current regime elected "activism" so you can still fuck off 🤷

[a-hearts-a-heavy-burden]

Just found out my sister's family, who I live with, are all going on vacation on Saturday without me.

I found out when she was telling someone else.

I'm now going to be responsible for pet sitting and I wasn't even told. I found out while my sister was telling someone else.

My entire existence in this family is a fucking joke.

[toonheartz]

sucks to have different faucets of things i wanna do. so many things interest me so much, but im held back by just...the pitiful amount of energy i have

[apocalypsegay]

i don't think he clicked through

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[bartex-x]

so theres this trend on twitter of people showing their favourite media tropes and i just wanted to show you mine :)

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[ruriit0]

"loyal" "i'll love you 'til the end." "i'll love you no matter who you become." then you turn your back once we're no longer your ideal. how amusing. now i'm starting to wonder if taking your side was a right choice to begin with. Perhaps you were always a deceitful, lying coward. We tried to love you, to be there for you. but alas, you were always "too tired" for it. then you turn your back and go on to interact the same way with others, as you did with us?

you make me sick, you lying, traitorous, asshole.

[maccamania]

Has anyone done this yet?

[as-i-watch]

Chilchuck is definitely the kind of dad that scared his kids with the boogie man, he has that kind of humor

and probably ended up having them sleep on his bed bc he scared them too much too

[jellyjamheadobb]

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[arapa1ma]

bro i love rhat one nightheart post so much its so fucking funny to me. i cant wait till people turn it into a copypasta

THE TAG LIMIT IS 30???? I CANT WRITE THE WHOLE THING??? NOOOOOOOO