#What To Do To Stop A Divorce
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!
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they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr
#I am only a girl living in a society#I make connections#she looks so pretty in blue though I want more#also you’re telling me that rhaenyra saw her walk in all cute looking to not completely crumble at the sight of her?#like my girl got all dolled up for you do something#rhaenyra IS a puppy dog when it comes to those bambi eyes shut up#Alicent was like you think you want her? I’m the love of your life you moron#and rhaenyra is like I KNOW#like she’s been trying to get the other woman to realize that very thing for the last 15+ years#and alicent’s all heartbroken like oh so you’re taking her to wife#and rhaenyra is like nO? WHAT?? all dumb and speechless cause jealous alicent was definitely not on her bingo card this year#whilst also having her own mental breakdown#because how on earth is she meant to explain this to her councel#or jace for that matter#that sure was goint to be a fun future conversation to have with her heir#but also Alicent just strutted into the room and started acting like a scorned wife?#which left rhaenyra feeling like the asshole parent who stopped paying for child support after the divorce#but also she never wanted a divorce in the first place?? and alicent doesn’t seem to get this?#like she’s already figuring out how to most efficiently empty daemon’s chambers for the woman to move in permanently#but alicent’s still yapping off about not having a place in court anymore and fleeing across the sea#and rhaenyra can’t help the bitter taste in her mouth as she states how that ship came in a little too late for them and it is messyyyy#hotd leaks#house of the dragon leaks#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#bridgerton
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She did not understand the assignment
#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#aziracrow#fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#ibispaint art#demos art#based on that one draw ur favs as meme that was around a while ago#bc you know i love hopping onto trends way too fucking late#shes wearing her twice divorced fit#her widow that might have killed the husband fit#her im single and available fit#yknow how it is#also needed an excuse to draw longer hair crowley#also wanted an excuse to she/her crowley because i can do what i want#'why is she wearing heels to bed' because you've gotta serve always and forever she's been serving for 6000 years she aint gonna stop now#convinced theyd get matching pajamas at one point#tired of having to color adjust my ipad art bc it comes out muted on laptop screens RAAAHHHHH
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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent
#xmen#xmen comic#krakoa#cherik#snap chats#until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny#how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind#ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM#i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were#fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something#and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone#and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly#ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious#sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder#and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room#GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom#im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building#obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3#in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral#ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am#im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day
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the true weight of aziraphale's words only hits him days later, when the shock has worn off and the world no longer looks vivid-sharp and fragmented.
just like the old times, only even nicer, and back in the bookshop, hearing him say it for the first time, the heaven underneath it all had ripped him open. now, though, with heavy limbs and their respective speeches burned into his brain, syllable after syllable, it's the second part that re-opens those very same wounds.
was this not nice? he wants to ask him, the walls, fucking god herself—or scream, rather, he has grown rather fond of screaming—because he thought it had been, their life on earth. nice and soft and messy, full of arguments, yes, but also nights of laughter and shared heat. graveyard walks and afternoons in the park, eating at the ritz, feeding the ducks, basking in everything alive so they could feel alive, too.
crowley would have given him almost everything, followed him almost everywhere except the one place aziraphale wanted him to return to. after six thousand years, he had finally found the only thing crowley refused to give up—his freedom.
inch by inch, he had clawed his way out of hell and through more pain than he will ever be able to name, and the scars, the burn marks, the fresh air in his lungs are worth it, always have been and always will be. no longer an angel, never again, but not a demon either; he's been on his own side since the beginning.
crowley has thought of his existence as a shared one—theirs—but maybe, with his eyes opened and the truth bitter in his tongue, maybe they'd led two lives after all. one full of magic and fairy tales for aziraphale in which polishing away every spot and destroying every flaw would eventually create a perfect 'us'. he wanted to take him right back to the start, when mistakes didn't exist, when crowley didn't exist.
yet crowley, despite what he regularly told his plants, the mirror, himself, had never been chasing after something they did not have. love is just as flawed and messy as life, and he basks in traffic jams and cloudy days, in existing as his own person without any affiliation, occult, ethereal, or otherwise.
he had never wanted them to be perfect, just undeniably real. in the end, even that was too much to foolishly hope for, a lesson once learned branded into his skin anew:
ask and you shall lose.
#alex writes good omens#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#good omens season 2#go2#aziracrow#crowley x aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ineffable wives#ineffable spouses#ineffable divorce#the final fifteen#hey do you ever cry so hard your body stops being able to do so and then write trauma angst because you'll never guess what happened to me
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i’m afraid of diving into good omens tumblr discourse but i just–i have to say
Aziraphale’s face. it’s. that is the expression of someone who does not want to be kissed, but knows it’s inevitable. though even more subtle than that, it’s the face of someone who does not want the thing to happen not because they don’t want it, but because they do, they really do, and yet it is not the way they wish it would be. Aziraphale knows something here. and he isn’t telling Crowley, nor us. he’s got some kind of higher pressure weighing down on him, forcing him to act against his nature and heart, forcing him to act against Crowley. he backs Crowley into a corner with his talk of joining Metatron in Heaven, and knows it. and that is what he wants, because that’s where he needs Crowley to be–away from him; but he pushes too strong, pushes Crowley to risk it all and end up cornering Aziraphale right back. all Aziraphale wanted, all he needed to do, was protect Crowley by breaking his heart and abandoning him, but you can’t undo 6,000 years of companionship without a miracle. it’s a failure.
whatever the Metatron told or did to Aziraphale that was hidden from us, it terrified him enough to make up a wobbly plan that could keep Crowley safe, if he would just go along with it. Aziraphale may have been strong enough, may have loved Crowley that much, to put his heart on the line and sacrifice himself if it meant Crowley could live on, but he underestimated Crowley’s love for him. underestimated Crowley’s courage and capacity for honesty.
the angel lied and the demon spoke his truth and everything crashed and failed.
and it is painful failure and remorse that i see on Aziraphale’s face.
it’s Please don’t ruin my attempt at saving you and Can’t you see what I’m trying to do and I’m sorry I’m breaking your heart but I have to if I want to keep you and To choose you I have to choose Heaven but I know you’re not seeing it that way and Crowley look at me I’m lying just go along and
Oh no, you believed me entirely too much, what have I done?
with the kiss, Crowley seals his fate as undeniably tied to Aziraphale’s. and Metatron will know.
#sorry aftg fam for this special good omens broadcast#anywhoo#i’m trying so hard to articulate what i see in every line of aziraphales face in this shot#he’s so afraid#not of crowley but FOR crowley#like he’s watching Crowley doom himself all over again but this time it’s for him because of him#and he wasn’t good enough to protect his demon#´No Crowley no no no no don’t do this please don’t do this he will know Metatron will know you mustn’t please!’#nothing can stop Crowley’s love for Aziraphale and angel wants to cry for the unfairness of it all#where does this face fit in the grand scheme of s3 i don’t know#good omens#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce#ineffable fandom#neil gaiman#david tennant and michael sheen#david tennant#michael sheen#anthony j crowley#aziracrow#good god good omens#terry pratchett
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Since Jay proposed to Nya and almost accidentally accepted Kai’s (practice) proposal, that means he moved to both smith siblings. Who’s to say that since his new forbidden minifig is with Morro’s in the leaked new set, that he won’t be trying to move to both of the Wojira duo too.
And its because he also looks similar to Nya, like how Kai does.
Jay: man for some reason you look really attractive.
Morro, who looks similar to early seasons Nya: what the hell.
Bonus+
Jay: i really wanna make out with you for some reason :(
Morro: you are a MARRIED MAN.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#LISTEN#IT WOUDL BE HILARIOUS IF THEY DROPPED A SMALL JOKE LIKE THAT#LIEK HOW THEY DID WITH KAI#and seeing as Morro’s age range is 15-20 from what i remember#Jay could be out here seeing current nya too#i had ti sneak jaya in#ninjago jay#jay ninjago#jay walker#ninjago morro#morro ninjago#morro wu#ninjago nya#nya ninjago#nya smith#nya jiang#kai ninjago#kai smith#kai jiang#like he doesn’t wanna actually make out with MORRO#but he does wanna make out with that face#for some reason#imagine he sees current Nya’s face in Morro’s and hes just like#i kinda wanna punch you too#and have a divorce only to regret it#maybe the writers could do a thung where Morro is actually TRYING to get jay to go back to the ninja#between Morro and Jay thoigh it’s strictly platonic its like when friends flirt with eachother except one is a victim to it and the other#the other just can’t stop doing it its like instinct
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it never stops being funny to me that people are bkdk antis in the year 2024 like “katsuki bullied izuku!! how dare you ship izuku with him” ??? take it up with izuku he’s is the one pining his ass off for him. I can’t make izuku not yearn for katsuki ??? I’m sorry I have observational skills?? izuku is just like that you think I can stop him??
#bakudeku#bkdk#izuku thinks he’s so blessed to even have an almost normal convo with him and gets all misty eyed thinking about it#izuku stares at katsuki like he’s the light of his life his hero#izuku swoons into his arms and has a pure rage form for whenever something bad happens to him#kacchan v deku pt 2 was him being like I FUCKING LOVED YOU OKAY I ADORED YOU YOU SHINE SO BRIGHTLY I LOVED YOU#like he’s just in love with him he was his first love and then they got divorced#and then they’re slowly coming back together and izuku falls even harder this is simply the plot of the manga#also how dare you be like Stop Shipping and tag the ship like who… are yiu??#some raggedy ass bitch thinks they can tell me what to do with my precious little free time uhhh#maybe go outside and touch grass
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genuinely crying again they love eachother so much TwT
LOOK AT THE WAY AZIRAPHALE IS LPOKING AT CROWLEY!!1!! I AM SICK!!! I AM DYING!!! THAT IS A MAN WOMAN PERSON NOT PERSON ANGEL THAT IS SO SEVERELY IN LOVE!!!!!
#anyway what im saying is im lonely#i’ll never have anything as good as what they have#why am i genuinely crying over how much they love each other#good omens#good omens s2#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable divorce#ineffable husbands#good omens brainrot#good omens is making me sad again#i need to stop doing this to myself#HOW TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THESE GAYS
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writing post veilguard solas as theeeeee clingiest most reassurance-starved man in the world who literally needs to hold lavellans hand every second of the day for the next 6 years or he WILL fall untethered in the literal abyss of despair he willingly walked into in the end.
#datv#datv spoilers#not in a cute hurt/comfort way btw like in an unpleasant distressing s******* way <3#i do think the solavellan ending is a happy one ultimately but it is a happiness that will have to (and will ! one day) be EARNED#with a lot of pain. and honesty. and terrible conversations.#they didnt walk off into the sunset they literally went to SILENT HILL. LOL. WHO ELSE IS DOING IT LIKE THEMMMMMMM THEY MAKE ME SO CRAZYYYYY#god. anyway. genuinely will die for my beliefs on this one#him never initiating intimacy in dai but always reacting soooo severely to it just screams touch starved right off the jump#he holds himself back bc if he lets himself he wouldnt stop. as we have very much seen with the mythal nightmare divorce arc in datv#but literally what possible reason would there be to hold back after datv. nothing. lavellan is the only thing he CAN hold on to#that isnt the face to face reality of all his innumerable sins and regrets lol#man. writing solavellan fanfic in 2024 we are so fucking back babes.
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imagine sending your kids to visit their great uncle for the summer because you’re about to get divorced and they come home with a whole ass pig. like what do you even do in that situation
#stan didn’t even stop to think about how their parents would feel about it he was just like. ok. pig incoming whether you like it or not#like it makes sense that mabel got to keep waddles when she was with stan because like. he’s not exactly the most responsible#and he’s weird. like he’s a fairly strange guy. it makes sense he’d let a pig in his house i guess#also he’s a sucker for the kids so there’s no question to it#but their PARENTS???? they can’t even say no bc the pig’s already there lmfao#unless they send him away but that’s too sad to think about#kind of a funny situation from their parents’ pov tho fr#like where the fuck did they get a pig from#what do you do with a pig while getting divorced#split custody?#gravity falls#waddles the pig#gravity falls waddles#mabel pines#😭😭😭
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Coping by imagining those gross old men slowly grooming their grand-niblings into being their romantic partners when they hit adulthood
#pinesot4#because when they hit 18 they are within their legal rights to move away from their parents#who just don't understand their bond and their love for each other and everything they went through together#they don't understand that they NEED each other#and their parents are one the precipice of a divorce or who have been divorced for some time. so what do they know about love?#they've learned that the only ones they can truly trust to stay with them and understand them are their family. their grunkles#they belong with them together out at sea <3 making a life together#and now there's nothing that can stop them
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well uhm… congrats to Nandermo for the divorce even though they were never together.
#the purpose talk wtf 😭😭😭#im gonna kms excuse me#BITCH U WERE NEVER TOGETHER WHY DOES THIS FEEL LIKE A DIVORCE#aassjahsj Guillermo moved on but Nandor can’t#also the way Guillermo learned to love himself as a human but Nandor still craves to be one#guys just kiss pls I beg u#stop dancing around each other#STOP DIVORCING EACH OTHER !!!#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#wwdits season 6#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#nandermo#nandor x guillermo
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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.
#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written#(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into#the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he#is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we don’t need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need#to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now they’re Colleagues. putting the ‘because i can’ moment#into a WHOLE different light bc it’s very much a ‘you no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because it’s not YOU. because we’re not’#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we can’t talk about that right now I see it but that’s not what we’re here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the ‘I know u#best of anyone’ of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second#I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby you’re so old and rotting I can just#get a new chariot driver I don’t even really want you anyway 😇 and scorpus KNOWS It’s bait however. he’s gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and it’s very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders#in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back#together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ‘divorced and arguing but it’s foreplay to threaten to#leave each other’ so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts#to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared they’re gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking#Tenax’s throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and that’s all they see#before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments it’s so fun I love the dynamic#OHHHH AND IT’S AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of#everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then y’know. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we can’t talk abt#that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them#where she’s just like ‘freaks. right in front of my salad?’ and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian#(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything he’d want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk#because I don’t have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#scorpus#tenax
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insaneduo breathe if you agree
#qsmp#insaneduo#the fact that cellbit and forever can rp like that having known each other for four months#insaneduo is so platonic soulmate coded#they love each other so much in such a meaningful way#how the divorce arc had cellbit sure forever would never trust him again#but ironically the divorce is what made their bond stronger#how forever never hesitated to trust cellbit after that arc#and how they were each others support during the elections arc#and now cellbit has to see forever in that state. drugged#over something they both share in common which is their love for their son#they are doomed by the narrative to always experience the horrors but they do it together#and when theyre not together its heartbreaking but now you never doubt that their bond is gonna make it#but you still now its heartbreaking#sorry im gonna be extremely annoying in the tag today#i got like three hours of sleep this night because i couldn't stop thinking about last nights stream#so bear with me#or block me idc LMFAO
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i really gotta get better about listening to my own brain and needs when i'm making things. i've been working on a video and i'm almost finished (yippee!!), but drawing this One Specific Frame was giving me trouble. i could have just brute-forced my way through it and finalized the initial sketch, since it was relatively good enough. but instead i left it and took a day off from working on the project, let myself recharge, and came back to the sketch with fresh eyes today. and what do you know, my redrawn sketch today is WAY better! now, i can finalize that frame and be genuinely proud of it, instead of just powering through on something i was less than happy with.
i hadn't done any other art stuff that day when i couldn't get my sketches to look right, so letting myself stop and have a break from the project felt sort of "unearned" i guess. but it's just. what i needed! and the break did what i needed it to do; i was able to come back later and make something i could be proud of.
anyway i guess this is me saying that, if you're like me and have this weird morality-complex about letting yourself rest, it's ok to take breaks, even if you feel like you haven't "earned" one yet :)
#rye.txt#growing up i got very accustomed to ignoring my own needs and just 'powering through' when i wanted/needed to get something done#which worked out relatively ok for me in school (banging my head against a wall until my brain absorbed information leading to exhaustion)#but now that im doing work that is ostensibly for my own enjoyment#i have a hard time divorcing myself from that mindset#i feel guilty if im not constantly working#which is. not great! so im trying to unlearn that#trying to let myself think 'ok my brain isn't brain-ing right now. so i should stop and rest/do something else'#my actual job is Very Emotionally Draining so sometimes i just. can't find the energy to work on my art#which sucks!! cause i love making art!! and then i think to myself 'maybe making art will make you feel better'#but then when i try it's like scraping the bottom of a dry well. trying to find water#when what i need to do is rest and let the water well up from the ground itself#but resting is HARD when you tie your self-worth to how much you can work#ough ok this got a little vent-y sorry guys#I don't want to let myself fall into the 'content creation' mindset. cause I don't think i make 'content' i make ART#and art isn't something you can just pump out mindlessly#good art. art that i can be PROUD of. that takes time and intent and energy. and I can't make that if im just scraping the bottom of a well#vent in tags#this whole post is just 'riley vs the concept that taking breaks is a moral failing'
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