#Weiss x Jaune

[arc-misadventures]

Don't. Don't You Dare...!

Jaune: Weiss?! Where are my chocolates?!

Weiss:

Jaune: Don't you dare, 'UWU' me?!

Weiss: …

Jaune: Don't…

Weiss: …

Jaune: Don't you dare…!

Weiss: …

Weiss: UWU

Jaune: GODS DAMMIT?!

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: *opens door* Hey Weiss, have you-

*She sees a sleeping Jaune hugging a fully awake Weiss*

Ruby: Trapped?

Weiss: Yes

Ruby: Need help?

Weiss: ..no

Ruby:

Weiss:

Ruby: Can I join?

Weiss: *blushing with her arms open* ..yes

Ruby: *dives into Weiss's arms* Yay

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"You okay back there, Weiss?"

Weiss: 😳

[reashot]

Never Forget

Rusted Knight Jaune:

Weiss:

Hey look something that's not Lancaster for a change.

[lord-of-rain]

How Vol 1 Whiteknight could have happened.

Jaune: Hey Weiss, you wanna see-

Weiss: No.

Jaune: But it's ju-

Weiss: No!

Jaune: Pictures of my baby nephew... *holds up scroll*

Weiss: *snatches his scroll*

Weiss: Dinner.

Jaune: Huh!?

Weiss: *grabs his collar* We are going to dinner tonight. It will be a magical evening. Got it.

Jaune: Yeah! Sure! Why do I feel like im getting mugged?

[infoglitch]

Loss..

This.. this ends @spahhzy and @epic-arc I SHALL GO BEYOND! I SHALL GO FUCKED UP.

enjoy this "whiteknight" post.

Weiss: jaune I'm home.

Weiss walked into her home holding groceries, as she smelled the familiar scent of rot. As Weiss heard jaunes voice.

'jaune': I'm on the couch. How was work?

Weiss: It was good. Ruby decided to talk to me, something about how I'm going too far with something.

'jaune': maybe she's just mad you didn't make it to the get together.

Weiss put down the groceries and walked into the living room. Looking at her husband, his pale skin and deteriorating hair. His clothes freshly cleaned as he looked stunning to her... As he always did.

Weiss: perhaps.. she really should stop being childish.

'jaune': you said it.

Weiss sat beside her husband as she held him close, putting her head on his chest as she could hear his "heartbeat" through the wound that came from Cinder' spear.

Weiss would still have her smile as tears started flooding from her eyes.

Weiss: I love you.. my knight.

Weiss was happy.. she should be.. that's how he would want her to be.

[juanarc-thethird]

Autocorrect

Jaune: Weiss… Um… can you explain to me the message you sent me last night?

Weiss: It was the autocorrect.

Jaune: So you're tell me that autocorrect wrote "You're so hot, please choke me daddy~💕"

Weiss:...

Weiss: Yes

[brunossan]

Short White Knight: Sometimes, a hug can make your day better.

Jaune opens The Door. Its still 8pm but he feels like all weight of the world is on his shoulders. Work on Beacon today was harsh.

Jaune: Im home.

Weiss: Welcome home. *she comes from The bedroom, kissing Jaune in the cheek* How was work today?

Jaune: Tiring. *He puts his mallet beside The Sofa.* I feel so tired... This was a very bad day.

Weiss: How so?

Jaune: First someone tried to steal The mallet, then i had to deal with Cardin, and Yang accidentaly punched my guts and-

suddenly, Weiss hugs Jaune. He looks at her confused, until she says:

Weiss: Ruby always says a hug can make a day go better. *she looks at him* How do you feel?

Jaune: To be honest? *He hugs her back* i think i need more time like this.

Weiss Smiles, as Jaune lifts her from The ground, hugging her with need. They dont care about how many time they are like this. They just care about embracing and comforting eachother.

They just want to be happy.

[superiorsturgeon]

Schnarkos: The Meet-Cute

Jaune/Pyrrha: *walking through park while holding hands* 🥰

Weiss: *runs up to Pyrrha* Can I pet your dog?! 😍

Jaune: 😶 ??? 🦮

[kyraxyrespace]

So when Vol 9 was airing, I saved this above gif of Weiss looking at the Rusted Knight. It's short and quick, but I always thought it was an interesting pose they did for her. Like, look at how the rest of her team looks:

Ruby and Yang are surprised with Yang looking a bit more surprised. Blake is beside herself to be meeting another character, which given she's a book lover and had more or less been taking the lead throughout their Ever After journey, it would be more understandable for her to geek out over meeting him. Her stance almost mirrors Weiss' stance but not nearly as much. Her hands are closer to her waist compared to Weiss', which are raised up near her breast.

So what am I implying from this? The Rusted Knight was Weiss' fictional crush growing up.

Think about it. When Weiss was listing off two other characters back in Episode 4 “A Cat Most Curious," she named Lively Carpenter and the Rusted Knight. She described the Carpenter as "sweet" and Rusted Knight as "handsome." Now, one could make the argument that she only referred to each as "one" but I'm going based on the order she had listed them. So let's think about it. She described the Carpenter with a personality trait but described the Knight by a physical attribute. Now, we can assume The Girl Who Fell Through the World is like its real-world counterparts, Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass, and that it has illustrations. Yet I don't think the Jaune was ever illustrated since, while the girls might not have recognized him prior to meeting him, they might have years later since they IMMEDIATELY recognized him upon meeting in the Ever After. Oh the Rusted Knight most certainly would have been drawn, just not Jaune. So Weiss describing him as handsome is something she had to take the word of from the author and believed. I wonder if she ever imagined what he looked like under the armor? Did she have her own vision of him?

You know, we learned back in Volume 2's “Extracurricular” that Weiss has been pursued by suitors because of her last name, similar to her father marrying her mother. I no doubt believe that's why Weiss is picky about dating, and why she was so disinterested in Jaune's attempts. She saw how her father treated her mother, and vehemently does NOT want that for her life. I think, though, she may also be slightly swayed by her crush on the Rusted Knight. He was described as handsome by Lewis and didn't seem to be painted in a bad light. Maybe his depiction of a good, honest man influenced her taste. It's all just head canons, but an interview with Weiss' VA Kara a major White Knight supporter said that Weiss' type is someone who is mature and stepping up for other people. Is it possible some of this came from the Rusted Knight? He was much older than Alyx and Lewis, and since he hailed from Remnant, he wasn't zany like the Ever Afterans, making him mature. Also, he was helpful and was almost like a guide for the group up until Alyx poisoned him. That could be seen as him stepping up, especially since many of the Ever Afterans, while not evil, may not have been as helpful as him or the Cat who was just using the two humans to get out of the Ever After.

I'm going to stop there because I didn't mean for this to get out of hand. I was intending to just post this gif and do a quick little "hehe, look who has a crush" and somehow that spiraled out of control.

Anyway, Vol 9 has been over for a while, Weiss and Jaune have grown emotionally and in their relationship, and I'm curious to see what will come now that RWBY's moving to Viz Media.

[kamen20ghost]

Rare moment

Jaune: How do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times?

Weiss: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

Jaune: That was poetry.

Glynda: That was a cry for therapy fr both of you.

[arc-misadventures]

Coco's Opinion

Coco: Jaune…

Jaune: Yes, Coco?

Coco: Your girlfriend.

Weiss:

Jaune: What about her?

Coco: Smash.

Jaune: Thank you...?

[leorobotsworld]

Weiss is studying at the library when she receives a message from Ruby

Weiss: *thinking* a video? what is this now?

She plays the video

In the video, Ruby is being hugged tightly by Jaune

Ruby: I'm trapped, I went in for a hug, and now he won't let me go

She's struggles to get free

Jaune: *muffled* No

She tries again

Jaune: *muffled* Nooo

Ruby: *laughing* Help me, Weiss

The video ends

Weiss: *whispering* ...dolts

She gets up and goes to Ruby's aid

*later*

Both Ruby and Weiss were being hugged by a sleepy Jaune

Weiss: ...

Ruby: *smiling*

Weiss: *blushing* it was a trap, wasn't it?

Ruby: *smiling* yep

[davidellisartworkstuff]

Jaune "Rusted Knight" Arc: Going through several years worth of trauma and self isolation

Pyrrha "Tarnished Spartan" Nikos: Going through her own trauma remembering her life before the Ever After

Weiss "Bi-Queen" Schnee:

Weiss: Is this seat taken?

Jaune: You know you just gestured to both our laps, right?

Weiss: Did I stutter?

Pyrrha, sighing: Just trying to eat my lunch... In peace.

[reashot]

Why Do People Keep Saying Jaune Is A Daddy?

Ruby: *grumble* Can you believe the nerves of some people!

Weiss: What's wrong with her?

Blake: She saw a bunch of Milfs trying to get close to Jaune.

Yang: Oh? I thought she got PMS.

Ruby: How could tho-those hussies throw themselves to Jaune like that how shameless, how enviable.... I mean, those bitches be crazy y'all!

Weiss: You know Rubes. I don't get what you see in Jaune anyway?

Blake: Yeah, he's just a typical white cis-het male. Which according to my belief is that they're responsible for everything wrong with the world.

And the only way to remedy it is to reject all heterosexual relation and embrace radical lesbianism.

Yang: Okay... Anyway where's Vomit Boy?

Weiss: He's taking care of Adrian.

*opens door*

See Jaune and Adrian Sleeping together peacefully.

RWBY: .....

Ruby: Girls... Please get Adrian out of here.

Blake: Way ahead of you.

*gently picks Adrian up*

Weiss: So how are we going to do this?

Yang: We will take turns obviously.

Ruby: Good idea. Blake please lock the door.

*click*

Blake: Let me be first.

Yang: Said the radical lesbian.

RW: *giggles*

Blake: Oh go F yourself.

Jaune: *waking up*

Hey girls. What are all four of you doing here... Wait, where's Adrian?

Ruby: *crawl up to him*

Adrian is fine.

*kiss Jaune*

Jaune: Wait, why are you kissing me?

Yang: It's more fun to show you.

*all four starts undressing*

Jaune: Brothers preserve me...

In another universe.

Jess: My Jaune is about to become a baby daddy without his consent sense is tingling!

Baz: That's... Oddly specific?

[lord-of-rain]

Weiss: Father, this is my fiancée, Jaune.

Dog!faunus Jaune: Hi, I'm in love with your daughter!

Jacques Schnee: *Has a fucking stroke*