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Glass Half Empty or Half Full?

Ohmygod I know I've already posted today but I've just been reminded of this and need to tell the world (not like anyone will see it anyway but I digress).

So the glass half full thing? The thing that's used to describe if you're an optimist or a pessimist? It's all bullshit. Let me explain:

The way you should describe a glass with water in it depends on the actions that have been performed on it. For example, you have an empty glass. If you pour water into the glass, you are in the process of filling the glass, therefore, if you stop half-way, the glass is half full.

Now lets say you fill that glass to the top. The glass is full.

Start pouring the water out of the glass. You are in the process of emptying the glass. Stop half way, and the glass is half empty.

See where I'm going with this?

Now, you may be frantically typing away on your keyboards, trying to disprove my theory by asking, "But Emmet! What if you find a random glass of water with no way of telling how it got in that state?! What do you have then?"

A maniac on the loose. That's what you have. Who leaves a half-drunk glass of water lying around!? If the maniac who lives in your home has left this glass unattended, then we have a few options to consider:

The glass is half empty - If the maniac wasn't that thirsty, they would have poured it half full and then drank it. Chances are they poured a whole glass and then drank half of it, realising they weren't thirsty enough for a full glass.

The glass is half full - If your maniac is forgetful or easily distracted, they may have poured the glass half way and wandered off. Please bring the water to your maniac and keep them hydrated.

The glass is empty - Thank you for hydrating your maniac.

The glass is full - WeLL TeCHnIcAllY ThE gLAsS HaS AiR So IT's AlWaYs FuLL— Stfu nerd (says me).

There is no glass - You're hallucinating, please wake up.

WHO CARES!!! - I'm just a stranger ranting to the internet about water for God's sake! It does not matter what you think, I respect your opinion on this topic. Thank you for reading :)

TL;DR: Glass is half full if you were in the process of filling it up. Glass is half empty if you were in the process of emptying it out. Thank you for your time.

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I had a dream last night where I was on my computer (as I usually am) and my desktop looked relatively normal (I still had my Stardew Valley background and all my icons) except when I looked closer, I realised I had TWO shortcuts for the game "Among Us". One of them was normal, but the other....

It was simply titled, "Furby Us", and it was the same as the real icon, but the crewmate was a furby.

Edit: forgot to mention I drew this wonderful rendition in MS Paint, which I have never used before lol

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100 likes!

There are milestones?? I don't know what this is, I've just been liking posts with content I like!

Who knew I'd get rewarded for sitting on my ass and reading memes :0

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New to Tumblr

I've been on here a while but I've never posted, so just confirming I'm not a bot! (I pass all my reCAPTCHAs, promise)

Any tips on how to fit in here would be appreciated :)

Now then, if you don't mind, I will continue to lurk in peace.