#Weed Demon

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Ohio’s WEED DEMON Drop Gritty Frank Zappa Cover of “Willie The Pimp”

~Doomed & Stoned Debuts~

By Billy Goate

Today, we bring you three things we love: WEED DEMON, Frank Zappa, and Electric Valley Records. The dank stoner-doom-sludge four-piece from Columbus, Ohio are veterans of both Chicago Doomed & Stoned Festival and Ohio Doomed & Stoned Festival, and were featured on our compilation Doomed & Stoned in Ohio some years back. I've filmed them before, and I can tell you there are few bands that are as frightening live.

Recorded at StoneRipper Studio, the band had this to say about the ripping new single, "Willie The Pimp":

It was an easy choice doing a Zappa cover. Frank was always pushing boundaries and creating music that was intentionally outside of the box. We also find ourselves writing music that doesn’t quite fit into your standard stoner-doom song structure. "Willie The Pimp" is a perfect example of the melting pot of groove that is Zappa, and if there’s one thing we love it’s a solid groove. In the spirit of what an absolute jammer this song is, we tracked our version live. We hope you weirdos dig it as much as we do.

With hints of southern metal in their stoner riffs, this cover transforms the song into a real smokeout, while still paying loving homage to the unhinged original from the record Hot Rats (1969). It was ripe for the picking in Weed Demon's hands. Definitely re-listenable, too, with its irresistible slow-headbanging grooves, stinging guitars, gnarly bass licks, and a brutal heartbeat. I had it set on repeat myself.

It's good to see Jordan Holland (bass, vox), Brian Buckley (guitars, backing vox), Andy Center (guitar, backing vox) and Nick Carter (drums) back in action after their devastating full-length, 'Crater Maker' (2020). I imagine we can expect more from the band as time unfolds.

And now the Doomed & Stoned premiere of "Willie The Pimp," done as only Weed Demon can. Look for the single to be released for download on Friday, May 17th (get it here).

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Lyrics

I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black Got a little lady, walk that street Tellin' all the boys that she can't be beat Twenty dollar bill, I can set you straight Meet me on the corner boy and don't be late Man in a suit with a bow-tie neck Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check Standin' on the porch of the Lido Hotel Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell

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[catastrothy]

[spitinsideme]

Deoon fagata smoke long big cigarrete n demon rponi smoke s blunt bui chikes and need bck pet to hwlp.

the girls are getting high !! demon ragatha made demon pomni eat the blunt

[ataraxixx]

also i invited all of your uncles over for dinner i hope you don't mind!

[bonkalore]

I have that Jayce had a band before he went missing that were together for a few years that he made with his older friend at the time named Odie.

Odie wasn't someone who knew about the magic world until he became a werewolf by an attack that happened in the span of the 5 years Jayce was missing unfortunately. Thankfully he found a good support group for the transition but it was all quite a shock to find out about it and also that Jayce was magic this whole time and now is ALSO a demon and ALIVE.

You can imagine they're surprise when they run into each other in their monster forms first and realize who the other is lol They get to catch up again at some point.

[saytr]

[autisticrosewilson]

Um if you write Jason having to get drugs for Catherine I want you dead btw. Not only does it tell me you assume the average drug dealer would give the hard shit to a very small child and then not supervise them at all (classist stereotype that all drug dealers are inherently evil + lazy writing with no grasp on reality) and you genuinely think that Catherine was CONSTANTLY high, as if that's even possible without overdosing far sooner than she did. That's without even getting into the bad mom Catherine propaganda.

[heartfullofleeches]

Demon drug dealer offers reader the devil’s lettuce but it’s really just a salad he made

A balanced diet is important. Stoner Reader sobs and sniffles through every bite because it's good but they wanted the real thing - only to find out the dressing he gave them was infused with weed after they wake up in clutching the empty bottle and a parking meter they were handcuffed too.

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Stoner Reader, tears streaming down their face as they take another bite: Y'know - you're so mean to me sometimes. I want a gram for every crouton in here

Demon Dealer: Trust me, babe - you won't need anything for a while after this. Might wanna go easy on that ranch tho

Reader, guzzling salad dressing: why-

Demon Dealer: :)

Stoner Reader: w-why do I need to go easy on the ranch..

Demon Dealer: Well - while that's getting through your system, I'll go grab a priest and a camera so there's proof and witness of the wedding.

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Ohio’s WEED DEMON Drop New Music Video on 4/20

~Doomed & Stoned Debuts~

By Billy Goate

If you've ever seen WEED DEMON in concert (as indeed we did at Chicago Doomed & Stoned Festival and Ohio Doomed & Stoned Festival in years gone by), you know they have a ferocious presence when the lights go down and the smoke starts spewing.

It's relieving to know they have a sense of humor, too. Witness the Doomed & Stoned premiere of their music video, "The Elder Tree Pyre" (from the LP Crater Maker on Electric Valley Records -- reviewed here). It starts as role players are bantering about a game play, when suddenly they're taken into the game at the break of grandma's bong. The world changes radically, trapped in the frames of a comic book.

Surrounding this is a swirl of grinding southern-tinged guitar, bruising bass action, and drums that hammer relentlessly into the hazy void. A cultic rhythm emerges and vocalist Jordan Holland roars, telling a tale of unseen horrors. "I see the devil in you." The guitar plays a hooky Sabbath riff. "I gotta smoke him out!" The song ends on a reassuring note, with downtuned instruments welcoming our release.

We asked the band to say a little something about this kick-ass vid:

Three years, 3000 still images, 1 green screen and a bajillion bong rips later, we are proud to finally release our video for The Elder Tree Pyre. All good things are worth waiting for or something like that. Many thanks to everyone involved in the process of filming, animating, prop creation, and supplying of essential LARP gear.

If you aren’t too stoned by the time you watch this, feel free to share with your friends. On this holiest of high holidays, we hope all of your dice rolls are a natural 20.

Disclaimer: No bongs were harmed in the filming of this video.

Produced by Danny Rogers, with animation by Derek Stewart & Dan Simone, and props by Kevin Buckley

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WATCH & LISTEN: Weed Demon - "The Elder Tree Pyre"

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[ghcstcd]

I love my story for Dewdrop, because she's been at the abbey for over 15 years, and not everyone saw her beginnings. Most people at the church know him by his current persona and behaviors.

Who would guess that the stoic, poised, and bratty little ghoul was summoned for companionship? That Secondo summoned him with promises of seduction and care, and that's why Dewdrop is here. Perhaps that's why he's still here.

[toxooz]

roight happy weed day 🌿💖🌿

[izopoz]

the chillest guy at the function (entity who sells you arcane weed)

his name is Omen or 0men or Omim or OMEN or Owen or

[thwispsings]

the idea came to me in a migraine induced dream but now im obsessed with the concept of a mu qingfang who knew the abuse bunhe was going through at the hands of og!shen qingqiu/shen jiu and did his best to treat the kid whenever he could (and bring his concerns to zhangmen shixiong, which were obviously very much ignored) and his constant worry over the situation means that when the qi deviation happens he is suspicious of shen qingqiu’s changes for all different reasons and very much protective of luo binghe -who is a sweet child and an earnest disciple who seems to always find the most incredible medicinal herbs to bring to his mu shishu as thanks for the care bestowed upon him- which means that when the whole shen qingqiu dying thing happens instead of bad mouthing luo binghe or fighting him at every chance he does his best to come over and keep an eye on things to try and help him and make sure luo binghe won’t kill himself trying to bring shen qingqiu back because he remembers that earnest kid and he’s witnessed luo binghe’s devotion to this shen qingqiu first hand and knows there is no way that the kid who cried when ning yingying found a bird with a broken wing and begged mu qingfang to fix it and the kid that would always borrow medical texts and try to find new herb combinations as if it was a game between him and qian cao disciples is actually doing anything nefarious to shen qingqiu’s corpse.

anyways in this essay i will-

[doomedlust]

Getting pretty thiiiiiicc

[krikidilly]

Assorted doodles :-]

[dearest-painter]

I need a oneshot of Lucifer fucking tired of child demon weed salesman! reader and child Alastor nonsense and went back to hell and go to his bed with his face buried in the pillow and questioning himself why he bother to take care of them and realized he start to care for them alot.

I GOT YA BROSKI!

TW/CW:The kids almost kill a dude, that’s all

Summary: Apparently the devil himself can care for those who aren’t his wife or daughter! Who knew that!?

Lucifer groaned as he walked inside his ‘house’. Today he to deal with those two little demons causing chaos! They almost got him in trouble by almost throwing that man off his balcony. How did they even get up there!? He laid on his bed as he screamed into his pillow, he felt so childish for doing this but he needed to get his anger out somehow!

Lucifer rolled onto his back as he stared at the ceiling. “Stupid fucking kids….always making my life worse….fuckers could’ve gotten hurt! One wrong move and they would’ve went down with the man!” Lucifer stated to himself as he sighed and rubbed his face. He stopped as he finally realized what he said. Why..was he worried that they would’ve gotten hurt?

He usually never cares for that unless…unless they actually matter and mean something to him. He suddenly sat up. “Fuck! I care for those little things!” He stated as he looked at himself in the mirror, eyes widen. He usually doesn’t care for most people but those two…those two kids now mean something to him..and he doesn’t want them to get hurt.