#We stan the gays ✊

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Ayyy I’m done with the doodles!! :DDD

For the last day of June, here are my head-canon sexuality’s for the rest of the Pizza Tower Crew:

Pepperman

The Noise and Noisette

The Vigilante

Gerome

(And) Pizza Face and Pizza Head

(Again these are just my head-canons 😅)

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14 year old Nox: Mum, I think I'm gay.

His mother: I know Nox, I know. Men are hot as hell.

We stan Nox' mom ✊

I heavily agree w her

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I'll never get over the fact that one of Gordon's and Scotsman's brothers is called Gay Crusader 😔✊ (affectionated)

Really? That's fucking amazing we stan a queer king

[whereismyhat5678]

✊

We Stan gay marriage 🔥🔥

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

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Cursed Euro Report Time!!!

Well, we all know by now that England dominated the field once against and really pinned the Ukrainian team on the ground, with a final result of 4-0. FOUR-ZERO!!! Phew 🥵

MOST IMPORTANTLY Daddy Gareth said in the post-match press conference, re: people celebrating the win:

I know what will be happening at home and that’s great. It’s lovely to send everybody into a Saturday night. Beer in the air wherever it is. And they should enjoy it.

I 💦 know 🍆 what 👅 will 💦 be happening ✊ at 💦 home 🥵 and 👄that’s 🤌 great. 😏

I have no further comment, Your Honor.

Note that at least 3 players (including your fav Kane) are fans of One Direction as their reaction to winning was tweeting "What a feeling!"

But... it's so fitting???

What a feeling to be right here beside you now Holding you in my arms When the air ran out and we both started running wild The sky fell down But you've got stars, they're in your eyes And I've got something missing tonight What a feeling to be a king beside you, somehow I wish I could be there now

A gay song for a gay sport 💫!!! I hope Louis thought of his masterpiece while scrolling through Twitter!!

As always, the latest interesting, double-entendre Tweets from Team England:

Brilliant performance by the boys tonight! Another clean sheet (clean sheets... yeah right 😏)(*no control starts playing in the background*)

Some night, huh?

A match made in heaven.

And then there were four... (they really have a thing for orgies)(or it was a reference to zexit 😔)

No messing around! (that's about locker shower sex)

SO GOOD, SO GOOD, SO GOOD! (that's what he said 😏)

Together. Let's go, lads. (gay, gay orgies)

What else... I'm convinced Mr. O is a footballer based on the following pics:

What do we have here???????? SOCKS IN ADIDAS SLIDERS!!!!!! WHO IS ALSO WEARING THIS ATROCIOUS COMBO??? LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON. (I will never forgive him for that)

So... talking about Mr. O, we did get footage of Louis watching the game yesterday. While Louke Stans were more than happy, I would like to point out to this mysterious, tall, muscular and BALD certified hottie who seemed to be sitting in front of Louis and is in the background of L's selfie with Charlie. Hmmmmm 🔎🧐 THE PLOT THICKENS.

Louis was on his best whore behavior, but who could blame him??? He was surrounded by loud, intoxicated men admiring the muscular bodies of men running around, competing against each other in a totally straight manner. What a feeling, again! So whatever Luke said that made Louis laugh so much, I chose to believe he was trying to impress Mr. Bald Guy (who doesn't look that much impressed sadly 😔 keep trying Louis!)

As this Twitter user summarized perfectly:

So who won with that footage??? Louke stans? Loli stans? Loutt stans (that's for Matt)? Bald men stans??? Alas... it's impossible to declare a clear winner, as it's just part of #louieculture:

😌😌😌😌😌

Anyways, back to football! We have a bit of a break before the semi-finals. England will face Denmark at Wembley on Wednesday. Unless Charlie shares that video his took yesterday in the pub, we will probably have to wait to see if Louis appears in the wild on Tuesday to watch IT-ESP.

In the meantime, Louies have to mentally prepare for the end of all this football loutent 😭. What the Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away 😔😔😔😔

Ok I don't want to end on a bad note so, don't forget to vote for KMM at the Euro and also why not give What a feeling a listen, that song slaps hard.

xoxo,

Gareth Girl

(lol)

Just going to leave it here because I'm too busy admiring the magnificence of this cursed essay

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Okay I HAVE to reblog for that last paragraph about the former fiancé

No hard feelings, no bitterness, no unnecessary “salty-ex-boyfriend-comes-for-revenge” plot line, just a lovely bunch of gay elves, helping each other in finding true love.

We stan supportive gay elves ✨✨🌈✊🌈✨✨

If you still doing, can you do 50 or 51 for Tinkaan?

Sure.

So Tinker's parents and their clans elders are arranging a marriage for one of their young elves to be married to a member of another Moonshadow clan in order to ensure and preserve good relations between the two families. It's a lengthy process but in the end they decide that Tinker is the perfect candidate, he's young, intelligent, good looking and is a highly skilled craftsmen whose skills can benefit both clans.

When he learns about his arranged marriage (the elves respect everyone's sexuality so Tinker is marrying a guy) he's angry and horrified and storms off to find Runaan.

Runaan and Tinker have had crushes on each other for years so when Runaan finds out he's also distraught as he thinks that he's losing his best friend and first love.

They decide to drown their feelings in some Moonberry wine and get blackout drunk, waking up the next morning in Runaan's bed half naked and with the worst hangovers known to elven kind.

As they try remember what happened the night before they both notice that they have what appear to be marriage tattoos on their chests. Suddenly bits and pieces of their drunken escapades the night before start coming back to them, including some vague memories of them standing in front of Lujanne, the local Moonmage and asking her for a favour.

With splitting headaches and nausea they race over to Lujanne's house and ask her if she married them last night. Lujanne tells them that yes, she did and that they were quite insistent, talking about how this was the only way to save Tinker from a life of misery and that they were destined to be together.

Runaan and Tinker are shocked and don't know what to do. Moonshadow's can get divorced or have a marriage annulled but, according to an ancient tradition one must wait until their markings wear off before they do so. This means that they will have to stay married for at least a month.

Tinker then realises that this is the perfect solution to his arranged marriage problem, once the elders realise that he's married they'll be angry but given how long it takes for marriage tattoos to fade they'll eventually have to find someone else to marry off.

Cue Tinker and Runaan trying to deal with married life while trying to fool everyone that they've secretly been a couple for awhile despite the fact that they've never even confessed their feelings for one another yet.

Marriage tattoo hijinks as they use every trick and hack in the book to ensure that their tattoos don't fade.

Pushy and suspicious elders who doubt their marriage and their feelings for one another.

Tinker's one time former fiance who's a nice elf who hates the idea of being in an arranged marriage just as much as Tinker does, who is in love with someone else and asks Tinker and Runaan to help him be with the elf of his dreams.