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shutterbug2012 Β· 3 years ago
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Cursed Euro Report Time!!!
Well, we all know by now that England dominated the field once against and really pinned the Ukrainian team on the ground, with a final result of 4-0. FOUR-ZERO!!! Phew πŸ₯΅
MOST IMPORTANTLY Daddy Gareth said in the post-match press conference, re: people celebrating the win:
I know what will be happening at home and that’s great. It’s lovely to send everybody into a Saturday night. Beer in the air wherever it is. And they should enjoy it.
I πŸ’¦ know πŸ† what πŸ‘… will πŸ’¦ be happening ✊ at πŸ’¦ home πŸ₯΅ and πŸ‘„that’s 🀌 great. 😏
I have no further comment, Your Honor.
Note that at least 3 players (including your fav Kane) are fans of One Direction as their reaction to winning was tweeting "What a feeling!"
But... it's so fitting???
What a feeling to be right here beside you now Holding you in my arms When the air ran out and we both started running wild The sky fell down But you've got stars, they're in your eyes And I've got something missing tonight What a feeling to be a king beside you, somehow I wish I could be there now
A gay song for a gay sport πŸ’«!!! I hope Louis thought of his masterpiece while scrolling through Twitter!!
As always, the latest interesting, double-entendre Tweets from Team England:
Brilliant performance by the boys tonight! Another clean sheet (clean sheets... yeah right 😏)(*no control starts playing in the background*)
Some night, huh?
A match made in heaven.
And then there were four... (they really have a thing for orgies)(or it was a reference to zexit πŸ˜”)
No messing around! (that's about locker shower sex)
SO GOOD, SO GOOD, SO GOOD! (that's what he said 😏)
Together. Let's go, lads. (gay, gay orgies)
What else... I'm convinced Mr. O is a footballer based on the following pics:
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What do we have here???????? SOCKS IN ADIDAS SLIDERS!!!!!! WHO IS ALSO WEARING THIS ATROCIOUS COMBO??? LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON. (I will never forgive him for that)
So... talking about Mr. O, we did get footage of Louis watching the game yesterday. While Louke Stans were more than happy, I would like to point out to this mysterious, tall, muscular and BALD certified hottie who seemed to be sitting in front of Louis and is in the background of L's selfie with Charlie. Hmmmmm πŸ”ŽπŸ§ THE PLOT THICKENS.
Louis was on his best whore behavior, but who could blame him??? He was surrounded by loud, intoxicated men admiring the muscular bodies of men running around, competing against each other in a totally straight manner. What a feeling, again! So whatever Luke said that made Louis laugh so much, I chose to believe he was trying to impress Mr. Bald Guy (who doesn't look that much impressed sadly πŸ˜” keep trying Louis!)
As this Twitter user summarized perfectly:
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So who won with that footage??? Louke stans? Loli stans? Loutt stans (that's for Matt)? Bald men stans??? Alas... it's impossible to declare a clear winner, as it's just part of #louieculture:
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😌😌😌😌😌
Anyways, back to football! We have a bit of a break before the semi-finals. England will face Denmark at Wembley on Wednesday. Unless Charlie shares that video his took yesterday in the pub, we will probably have to wait to see if Louis appears in the wild on Tuesday to watch IT-ESP.
In the meantime, Louies have to mentally prepare for the end of all this football loutent 😭. What the Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”
Ok I don't want to end on a bad note so, don't forget to vote for KMM at the Euro and also why not give What a feeling a listen, that song slaps hard.
xoxo,
Gareth Girl
(lol)
Just going to leave it here because I'm too busy admiring the magnificence of this cursed essay
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