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duck-woamn · 3 months ago

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that google slide me and my friends are making is, to say the least, unique

#We have cursed cats #Cursed dogs #Emo girl slide #Roblox memes #Kermit the frog looking like he’s high on drugs #2 disco balls dancing while the male disco balls boyfriend runs away crying #A whale in a forest #And more #Is this girlhood?

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gray-thistleclan · 7 months ago

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THE FIRST CURSE (Part 3)

#yes graythistleclan cats have a livetrap and they know how to use it strawflower prolly taught them or something #clangen #clan generator #warrior cats clangen #warrior cats #warriors oc #gtc moons #gtc comics #almost half way done with the first curse then we can get back to normal moons YAY

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thethoriumreactor · 10 months ago

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I think I blacked out for a bit i suddenly have art to post

anyway have my take on cursed cat alastor I love this unholy little thing and u should too

(Cc al bullying vox is one of my reasons to live istg)

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little-pondhead · 1 year ago

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Danny moved to Gotham.

Freakshow is touring in Gotham.

Freakshow knows Danny is in Gotham.

Danny knows Freakshow is still after him.

Danny's faith in heroes has been shattered.

Danny turns to the only person powerful enough to run Freakshow out of town, hopefully for good.

Danny turns to the Joker for help.

The Joker is looking for a new punching bag sidekick after Harley Quinn left him.

Danny is just the perfect person to be shaped by the Joker's hands.

Danny becomes the new Joker Junior.

#pondhead blurbs #dpxdc #how we feeling about this fellas #i think it's an ideal angst fic #but i don't wanna write it lol #the younger danny is the worse it gets #someone said that danny shouldn't be afraid of the joker because he's a clown and freakshow is a ringmaster. not a clown #if i find that post i'll tag the creator cause i can't remember rn #but i'm imagining danny who is heavily traumatized and scared and lonely #finding out that one of his worst enemies he hoped to never see again is hunting him and is so close danny has to check his eyes every day #just to make sure they haven't turned red #his anxiety is out of control and he's not about to go find a Bat or Bird to talk to #who would believe him anyways? he's a monster #but danny needs help cause he will not survive this on his own and he knows it #freakshow haunts his every waking dream #but freakshow isn't from gotham. he doesn't have the city's curses engraved into his blood. he never died and he's not truly teasing death #so danny chooses to plead for help from the only predator bigger than freakshow (in his eyes) who IS from gotham #danny goes to the Joker. prepared to offer everything but his free will and free mind. he can't give those up. it's all he has.#danny is a feral house cat asking a tiger to take care of a mountain lion for him by offering the tiger his own liver on a silver platter #joker is...delighted? maybe? no one is quite sure. but he takes what danny offers.#here is this little boy. almost the same age as the second robin when he died. pleading for the JOKER to be his savior. this will be fun

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pallastronomy · 2 months ago

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looking for a new piece of xenofiction

ask the creator if their xenofiction is Watership Down or Warrior Cats

they don’t understand

pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is Watership Down and what is Warrior Cats

they laugh and say ‘It’s good xenofiction sir’

look inside

it’s Warrior Cats

#azureisms #and now for a nichepost that will appeal to approximately nobody #animal xenofiction #xenofiction #sorry to get pretentious in here tonight gang I just need to be a hater sometimes. for enrichment #Don’t get me wrong every person who got into xenofiction from Warrior Cats is a win in my book #Like I Was One Of Those #But you Start To Notice #Once you’ve read books where the animals Act Like Animals #How it was among the first patients of the 'little humans in wild animal costumes' curse #Like I signed up for animals…. where are the animals #Yea this is about published books written by Warrior Cats Youtubers who you can tell have never touched anything else in the genre #bc when you bite into the worldbuilding it tastes like wet cardboard #this is also about warriors rewrites that just anthropomorphize the cats more like we didn’t pick up the books in middle school #because we wanted to see wild cats being wild cats #but alas! that’s me complaining #DeviantArt wolf comics and sparklecat OCs are a staple of culture. I’m not your god. be free

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jowbokitten · 11 months ago

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This AU has been unanimously dubbed as "We Have Labyrinth At Home" by Moca and me lol

#i didn't know who to make Toby so now he's catlastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #hazbin alastor #cursed cat alastor #charlie morningstar #hazbin charlie #charlie x alastor #charlastor #radiobelle #labyrinth at home AU #we have labyrinth at home AU #my art

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naralovesangst · 12 days ago

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The "do you think we end up like this in every universe" trend except it's Benny and courier six in their essay I will.

#NEVER BEFORE HAVE I BEEN SO PISSED TO BE CURSED WITH EXTREMELY SHITTY HANDS THAT HURT WHEN I DO ANYTHING #LIKE GANG I WANT THIS TO BE REAL BUT ITS ONLY REAL INNMY HEAD #“do you think we take the strip together in every universe”#“oh of course pussy cat!”#DO YOU SEE THE VISION #benny fnv #benny gecko #fallout new vegas #i love benny so much

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artist-rat · 2 years ago

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my old and new tes character Saima <3 she’s a combination of a couple of my prev. ocs!

#elder scrolls #tes #khajiit #oc: saima #i play / will be playing her in both eso and skyrim bc the 'worldstate' my sister our friend and i have... we just stopped caring lol #probably if asked to take time seriously it would/will be all happening around skyrim times but #we just have such great time running around together in eso building the stories #:')#she's from dragonstar craglorn originally #. traveled... met a pirate captain and fell in love w/ her and became a pirate as well...#is besties with a daedric cat creature literally called 'lockpick' <3 (collects mint for them)#... always keeps a diary and loves collecting books and tomes..#once got to peek into an elder scroll (but only lost vision from one eye bc kept the other one closed <3) (shh i know it doesn't work like #that in canon but i thought it was silly and awesome for her lol)#...her birthsign is the serpent. most blessed and cursed <3 #BOW GAL! both crossbows and uh. the usual ones?#in eso her class is nightblade. i once did another version as a necromancer and it was rly cool too but decided to keep the nightblade #THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK of my gal <3 it's over now #oh. one more thing.! she/they #💗

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kibby-reaper · 6 months ago

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i'm curious, i wanna know what the fandom thinks 🐱

- mod kibby

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musubiki · 8 months ago

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Taffy: Alright. I did it. I finally got rid of my feelings for ponytail girl….

The Coco Feelings™:

YOU DONT KNOW HOW SPOT ON THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially early Coco Feelings development, there are periods of time where he doesnt bump into her for a while and hes like 'okay...im okay now. I think it went away'

and then as soon as he sees her again his heart starts doing backflips and in his head hes like 'NO!!! FUCK!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS FREE!!!!'

#taffy having never felt anything other than rage and fear feeling something warm and fluttery #taffy: am i dying?? is the curse getting stronger??#taffy: its that damn cat witch she put some weird spell on me #wastes half his qoms at the merchants storefront trying a bunch of different remedies #fucking love the Bad Guy Falls for Protagonists Best Friend trope we have going on here #also love the ponytail girl nickname #i think it would be very on brand if he spent..???...3 days?? with her while he kidnapped her and never asked what her name was

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atypi-cals · 8 months ago

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>i join a server for systems

> the rules dictate what my littles can and cannot do "for their own safety because they're literally children"

> i leave

#'all alters under the age of 16 must stay in the section where cursing and topics with any sort of maturity are banner'#what if the 4 year old wants to talk about how she smokes weed to deal with panic attacks and help with insomnia #shes not actually physically 4 you know she can smoke weed #and she swears just as much as everyone else idk why shed have to be protected from adult language #like if your littles do thats fine but why would you assume ALL syskids follow that or feel comfortable following that #my littles feel they CANNOT EXPRESS THEMSELVES AT ALL if they are limited to disney channel appropriate content #and theyre not out here like. making dick jokes or anything but when they get angry they say fuck #and talk about gore and drugs and trauma #besides. i think at least half of the people in the world swear around their kids and they turned out fine #we learned to swear when were 10 and swore often to express ourself as a child #most parents ive met swear around their children. not at mind you just around.#like most parents wont. drop a carrot on a patch of cat fur on the floor. and then go to the other room to quietly mutter FUCK #and they shouldnt have to #irl children shouldnt be completely cut off from swears they should be taught the appropriate time to use them #idk im just sick of people providing syskids with literally less agency than they would an actual IRL child.

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bonefall · 1 year ago

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Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.

My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.

But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.

#Me and Willow are going to have the funniest relationship about those apples #Like wtf girl you haven't had good apples. No i wont force them on you but you're so wrong #It cant even be a texture thing if youre NOT weird about pears #What the hell kind of apples are you eating that are always a little bitter #Fennelposting #My partner has an inverse autism to mine #Which at one point we called dog and cat autism #Because im mr THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES #PREPARE FOR 30 MINUTES OF PICKLE RELATED INFODUMPING IN PENANCE #And theyre like If i accidentally make eye contact with a single person in the room i will run away to a monastary and breed pea plants #Which ngl i think would be the funniest way to write Whitewillow #Fire: white is the best choice for deputy! He's so wise and organized and knows exactly how to talk to people #White looks up from his detailed gamefaq guide on How To Win At Talking To Real People which he wrote himself #'I Would Be Honored Thank You.'#Hes organized because if anything is even slightly different he hears The Sirens go off in his brain lmao #Small says 'firestar is still cursed bc he was appointed after moonhigh. I dont respect his deputy either.'#Willow: 'you will join starclan in 7 days but ill make sure ur not late'

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mollyeep · 25 days ago

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Yeaaa... im not finishing bluestar's prophecy LMFAO all of you fucking suck except goosefeather everyone dissed on him except featherwhisker weedwhisker... weedwhisker.........................literally who is that.

Ok actually im erin hunter and they said theyre rewriting bluestar's prophecy so the entirety of it is Goosefeather and that guy smoking a fucking blunt and then greening out outside of dirtplace and theyre absolutely fried and goosefeather lights bluestar and the whole entire camp on fire and everyone dies the end goosefeather goes to a special hell for himself called the goosatory

#ignore this i just complain about goosefeather #im around when sunstar gets his lives... u bozo ass lying bitch goosefwather can see right thru u and all of u are hating on him. GOODBYE!#i know they hate him but it lowkey is so annoying how they have to mention how much of a fucking loser he is compared to his apprentice and #sister #like yall did NOT read goosefeathers curse💔💔💔💔💔#atleast one person should ask are you okay to him instead of can we send him to a mental hospital #they jumped the gun so fast... wehhhh....#also goosefeather doesnt have dementia wtf .#idk if my experiences with an old person with dementia change my mind but.... yea it wasnt a good time LOL #but the difference between this woman and this book character was that the book character yknow #didnt have fucking dementia #and he was kinda just more out of the loop #whatever ok goodnight #goosefeather #warrior cats #bluestar's prophecy #weedwhisker

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akascow · 19 days ago

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if sonic ever gets greenlit for sommore movies do you think Rouge will show up and more importantly do u think theyll give her boob physics like in sonic adventure 2 lmfao

#if they keep up this pace of adding like 2 characters per movie and reveal a new one at the end this may go on for a while HAHA #what if they bring back the cursed game lore that was sonic unleashed HAHA #like i guess we can add amy and metal sonic to the list for 4 now right #shadow is definitely not dead tho that was forsure a mislead n aint no way theyd kill off the fandom's fave edgy goth boy #but shadow and rouge are always on team dark together and we have a full team sonic already so any day now #i think itd be really funny to see james marsden react to a vector the crocodile tho like JFC WHAT IS THAT yk #i do wanna see blaze the cat tho i had a mini crush on her when i was little playing mario+sonic olympic games on the wii HAHA #also ive never played a sonic game or watched a sonic show but i somehow know so much lore HAHA #anyway make shadow gay #sonic the hedgehog

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since-times-long-forgotten · 6 months ago

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does anyone get unreasonably aggravated when they see someone calling a normal split-faced tortie as a chimera? like it literally couldn’t matter less, but it matters to ME, so I feel an overwhelming need to explain how no, that is NOT a chimera, that is a normal tortie, cat genetics just do that sometimes during x-inactivation because of bilateral symmetry. yippee!

#I don’t get pissed or anything #just slightly exasperated that normal people don’t understand cat genetics #which like. why would they? the Specifics of cat genetics DO NOT matter that much in the Real Life to Normal People #I on the other hand #i have a case of what we like to call Neurodivergence #and cat genetics are SUPER SUPER SUPER INTERESTING #and I don’t want misinformation to be spread about chimerism- or cat genetics in general- more than it already has #plus I loooveee talking about cat genetics. so I get a chance to explain cool stuff to people!!#…unless it’s a 6-15 year old Reddit post about Venus the cat that has so many comments and only a few people who actually know cat genetics #then I can’t do anything about it #curse you Venus the cat for making everyone believe that split-faced torties are inherently chimeras #yes I am a fan of warrior cats #yes I was annoyed when the Erins said Moonpaw was a chimera ONLY BECAUSE of her split face marking #yes I recognize that it’s a children’s series and some people shouldn’t be getting as annoyed as they are about it #no I will not stop being annoyed that now even the Erins are spreading further misinformation #I readily admit that knowing about cat genetics makes me happy because I know more about it than others so I can explain it to them #I like being right about things I guess #sun speaks #sun’s posts #cat genetics #genetics #🧬

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what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque · 8 months ago

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My partner finally finished BG3 but has no idea that his ending was actually bad cause he was a pro-Vlaakith githyanki who rode off with Lae'zel but got NO EPILOGUE where Withers points out y'all died im 😭😭😭

they have no idea what happened with Gale or anyone else (who was still alive) after flying away 🙃🙃🙃

#i cant even tell him cause hes gonna play again more “normally”#its so tragic he would like skip dialogue and just fight to get the jump on boss battles instead of waiting for the cutscenes to start #and he didn't exhaust dialogue trees!! like... how... why...#and also he staked Astarion 😭 and p much never reloaded #and didn't clear the shadow curse so no Halsin #also everyone at Last Light Inn died so Dammon was gone and Karlach only got 2 upgrades #and he didnt know moonrise towers was basically a second town #and his game was buggy a lot maybe? cause he kept trying to be hella creative with things and do things out of order #like killing gortash before doing steel watch 🙃#it's fine it's fine everyone plays differently #he tends to care more about gameplay than anything else but still!!#i just want him to know all the character backstories and see everything that made me emotional #i mean he did say he was sad when Lae'zel broke up with him in act 3 and when Karlach died and when he had Gale use the orb in act 2 #which he considered his canon ending :/ sigh #i dont think he got Jaheira's lines about death #and he didnt understand why Karlach wouldn't go back to the hells #and he thought Wyll was happy being the duke (and has NO idea you could save his dad cause the mission didn't happen!! 😭)#the iron throne was like my fave mission outside of killing Cazador and I can't discuss either one cause he didn't do them properly yet 😭😭#he also avoided talking to children so he missed those quests and yenna glitched so no cat appeared in camp 🙃#sighhhhh cannot believe he plays so differently than i do lollll #he didn't even do unlimited kisses with Lae'zel!! meanwhile im over here kissing Astarion every night hahahah #hoping my partner doesn't see IRL if I have the office door open as if it matters lmfaooooo #i need him to play again and see why im in love with a video game character lol #maybe we could both um... benefit from knowing more about all of Astarion's scenes lmao #but like he has NOT SEEN Astarion's silly or sweet side yet just him being a bit of a chaotic vampire #and thinks i like him cause of vampires WRONG!! play the game again and see that i love his silly & sweet real self!#bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

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