#We Are Not Married

[boyswillbedogz]

are we sick of listening to me whine about my wusband being far away from me because BOY AM I STILL WHINING ABOUT IT

[keezychid]

God I miss my wife

[thedreadvampy]

the hotel we're in has a king-size bed with a white top sheet and we have just woke up from a lie in and I put the sheet over our heads and wafted it around while saying things like 'I'm your alive wife and I love to be happy and alive. Hope this never becomes a bittersweet memory. god I love to be alive and in love and not doomed by the narrative to die and give you future angst hahahaha we are laughing and in love and I'm so alive, your alive wife'

[vaettr-cryptid-furry]

vent post abt person

they fallow my other 2 acc so 3rd side blog to hide hsit i fear vent under cut

sooo i was getting suspicious abt my wife cause shes ben distant and, i alwways feel like shes hideign shit and we called fr the firstt ime in months today and then she asked to call with my other friend and he made a comment how my wife be... "jerkin it" to him wich i thought wsas a joke but wife got off call and he just like said pretty much, my wif elikes him more then me and is litterly doing that. and all this shit. THEY dont like my wife so its not cheating or anything but still man itl... hurts we never said we where manogmus but you still tell someone this shit yk...

like last week i snaped at some friends and kinda shit talked them. wich yk is MY BAD AND i need to get better. bet instead of confronting me she went and sent them screen shots, wich caused a huge fight with alol my buddies and me and now this wekk this shit. im scared how much shes hideing atp

[grave-farewell]

not to be stardewposting again but

Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS

What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS

WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."

[dimeadozencows]

My personal understanding of the situation

[duckysprouts]

if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.

[soaked-doors]

voulez-vous, take it now or leave it

[ghostquotespdx]

"satan? in my marriage? more likely than you think."

[kendyroy]

they’re married with kids. it’s confirmed yall

[bruciemilf]

We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?

Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.

Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”

“What.”

“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”

“I already know how to do that :D”

“WHAT?”

“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”

Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.

“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”

“What.”

“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”

“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”

“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”

Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”

“Go away, Hal.”

“Yeah ok.”

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#The Strict Parent vs. The Easy Going Parent

[waddiwasu-sonic]

What can I say, I'm a sucker for domesticity, didya guess? Pfft, that's like... BASICALLY 99% OF MY ART Anyway reminder I'm way more active on my twitter! mwuah~

[musetoo]

dreamed I was married to Someone last night. boss had to call her for some employment reason & asked me "Your wife?" to double check before she answered, and I was like YEAH! all happy like. he read her full name out loud, and welp, that happened.

[dearabsolutelynoone]

“…This Author refuses to believe that theirs is anything but a love match.” - LADY WHISTLEDOWN’S SOCIETY PAPERS, 15 JUNE 1814

Julia Quinn, The Viscount Who Loved Me (Bridgertons, #2)