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freebooter4ever · 9 months ago

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Ok i finally googled that new ranger dude winnie and THIS dude is what seattle fans were losing their minds over?

Mainstream beauty ideals baffle me 'chiseled Nordic good looks' no this guy looks like he'd be a background actor in vikings and i mean this in the least possible interesting way. That show was amazing with spectacular sexy actors. He'd be the equivalent of a potted plant in one scene. He's bland! He's identical to the dozen or so white dude actors named chris. This guys got less personality than a wooden plank

I have less than zero interest in drawing this guy his face looks the same from every angle. Maybe new york will do some nice interiews and change my mind but so far i. Am. Baffled.

#Nyr boots liveblog #At least rempe i kind of understand hes got the jacob el*rdi bad boy thing going for him #BUT THIS GUY??????#REALLY?#I am as baffled as i was about taylor and that joe dude who seemed less like a tortured poet and more like torturously boring milk toast #Also im only just now reading about the racism involved in this scenario and let me tell you the seattle hockey pr department is #Not looking great #Like wow.#Way to fail spectacularly #Im glad they got this guy out of there it sounds like its become a toxic place for him i think a bigger city with a bigger spotlight would #Help in this case #Take some of the heat off him individually

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chloesimaginationthings · 9 months ago

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Adobe express has no good thought bubble shapes. Oh well.

Truly one of the most deadly “I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.” ever

#ask reply #THE WAY the text isn’t perfectly in the speech bubble is so funny #it adds flavour #Something about William Afton trying to connect with his son like this #brings me to tears #I genuinely don’t think the dude is good at all at being a dad #but him trying and failing spectacularly is so good #Michael would not understand this gesture till years later #could you imagine him showing up to sister location and it just clicks then

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seldompathic · 4 months ago

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Being a guardian is so damn hard..

I don't know how Sonic did this. I want nothing more than to destroy everything that hurts my kid. His restraint is incredible.

#seldomspeaks #Lore drop: I actually have my own unbreakable bond situation #Younger sister has been living with me since June because the world and the systems in it failed her spectacularly #Seeing the aftermath of everything is heartbreaking and all I can think is man #Sonic did this at 11..what a trooper #100% deleting this later tonight but I just need to yell into the void #Especially because Sonic's way of brothering is actually getting me through this #Who knew that a little funny hedgehog would help me through a real situation

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pretentiouswreckingball · 9 months ago

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I need pathetic Regulus so bad you guys, I want him pining after James, writing in his silly little diary how good he looks today, I want him daydreaming about their wedding and drawing hearts at the margins of his notebooks with Regulus Arcturus Potter over and over again

#do you see my vision? I know Regulus can be portrait as this cold distant guy who lets nothing show in his face but I’m #i want regulus being so obvious about his devotion. I want him to salivate at the sigh of James and be after him like a sick puppy #i want him to try to play it cool and fail spectacularly #basically just Regulus having and embarrassing big-ass crush on his brother’s best friend #who in my mind is also Regulus’ in some degree #and then i want James being a bit oblivious about it until one day the light catches Regulus in a certain way and…. that’s all it takes.#he’s doomed.#a lot of rambling tonight so sorry #loops blabbers

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tj-crochets · 4 months ago

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Further quilting delayed until the AC gets fixed because I, someone who has a long track record of doing very badly when it gets too hot, forgot I handle heat exceptionally badly I thought I'd been having an allergic reaction on and off for like two weeks now, and was concerned about why benadryl wasn't working well, but the overlap between "beginning stage allergic reactions" and "starting to overheat" for me is like a circle. Good news is the AC is still working downstairs, more or less, so I'll just camp out downstairs until it's fixed. Bad news is all my sewing stuff is upstairs and difficult to move, so that's delayed Also, and I wish I was joking about this: I've been having pretty bad muscle cramps (because of the dehydration from overheating), so I've been using hot water bottles. Like. All the time. That did not help lol

#the person behind the yarn #I'll crochet instead or something #but oh my gosh. I feel ridiculous #I KNOW I handle heat extremely poorly #part of my dysautonomia is being spectacularly bad at temperature regulation #the symptoms (in case anyone is curious): headache. nausea. weird blood pressure #in my defense (limited though it is): my new meds mean my blood pressure doesn't drop in the heat the way it used to #so I am no longer wilting like a sad flower whenever temperatures get over 80 degrees #but I failed to realize that 'not wilting' doesn't mean 'not negatively affected'#good news is I am not allergic to my iron pills! which was my other theory!

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saltwatersweets · 11 months ago

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how i feel after getting emotionally attached to charlie and alastor’s friendship (he has a 99% chance of betraying her in a future season and becoming an antagonist)

#i know he’s manipulating her but i do think he does care for her a little bit in a very strange way #but im absolutely convinced that he’s probably going to bettay her eventually because even if he does care a little bit #hes not the type of person to let human emotions get in the way of his goals #absolutely painful for me !!#this friendship is doomed to spectacularly fail and likely kill one of them in the process </3 #my post #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin charlie #charlie morningstar

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shrinkthisviolet · 6 months ago

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Unpopular opinions: Flash s3 has some moments but overall it's not actually that good, and doesn't deserve to be in the same category as s1 and s2

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

It shocks me how overrated s3 is because truly, it’s such a mess. It has great moments, like you said (and Westallen absolutely shines here), but its villain is incredibly incoherent…and kept mysterious in the suit for so long (with pointless Flashpoint + Alchemy intrigue that goes nowhere) that there isn’t enough time to actually unpack the fact that he’s basically evil Barry (and him actually being able to kill someone’s he thinks is Iris, with so much glee…so OOC of a version of Barry). Not to mention them making Team Flash OOC just to give Savitar a sad backstory…

Oh, and although this season is about Iris’s impending death, she gets maybe 2-3 scenes to be emotional about it. The rest of the time, it’s all about how Barry feels 💀 even Joe only gets one scene to be emotional about it, and Wally gets none (or maybe 1, I don’t remember)!

send me an opinion, and I’ll rate it and talk about it!

#opinion ask game #the flash #i could talk for AGES about my grievances with canon savitar #zoom in s2 is kind of a mess too but at least he has the menace to make up for it #savitar fails spectacularly at that #his strength is MANIPULATION and they could’ve explored that WAY more if they’d planned this better

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woodsborostabathon · 2 months ago

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“how could richie’s family possibly want to avenge him when he groomed and murdered people” well first of all he did neither of those things so let’s start there

#not for lack of trying mind you #he just failed spectacularly in both respects #amber was dogwalking him and richie had ONE count of one victim to handle #excluding sam at the hospital #and well. he did not get her! 😭#i refuse to attribute vince or wes to him idgaf #sure yeah makes total sense that the guy who was across town at the hospital #would sneak out while his gf is asleep go stab this dude clean up come back sit down put on a movie #all without disturbing anything or being noticed #versus the chick who was already at the bar. and supposed to be heading home LMFAO #same w wes n judy bc #amber was already at the house #richie was across town w a half eaten pizza cozy laid up watching yt #‘but the kill styles-’ be serious. we are all grown.#i should not have to tell you that one person can hold/use a knife in two diff ways on two diff occasions. as if amber was like #physically incapable of jabbing the knife in once and leaving bc she went too stab happy every other time b4.#i dont doubt he did a lot of the phone calls but the physical work??#nah. brother he was just there for the ride. accessory at most kinda #how is he a serial killer if he made some calls while his girl killed everyone #if richie watched amber cook would that make him a chef??#okay but in all seriousness kinda 😭#wrt that OR the grooming which. im not even gonna get into.#argue w the wall or radio silence bc ur not finna argue w me!#when its CONFIRMED she just manipulated richie into believing it was his idea!#i do believe he thought he WAS in fact playing her. he was just wrong bc she had him by the balls like 😭#richie INNOCENT except not bc he was the real victim but bc he literally #tried and failed 95% of the time at villainy 😭#still outsold j*ll but thats another matter!#ceci speaks

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sunflower-chai · 12 days ago

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YOUR PFP IS AMAZING AAAAAAA!!! The christmas theme is so fun! Baby Anakin is looking incredible <3

ahh ty grace!! it took me… an embarrassingly long time to figure out how to get the hat on his head lol. anything for baby anakin <3

#i think he would LOVE christmas #he’s from a desert planet snow would blow his mind #he would make snowmen and snow angels and go sledding and pelt obi-wan with snow balls #then he would get way too cold and have to go inside and have the star wars version of hot chocolate #now i’m getting emotional 😭#anyway #ask #mer talks #ghosts-and-blue-sweaters #ALSO he would decorate a tree with the sparkliest most colorful and tackiest decorations #it would be glorious #i also think he would love the taste of gingerbread #and he would totally tinker with a droid to make it play christmas music #WAIT now i’m imagining him ice skating he would be so terrible at it but it would be so cute 😭#ugh and he would make obi-wan a present and try to wrap it himself and fail spectacularly #but obi-wan would treasure it anyway <3 #<- they call me the yapper bc i can’t shut up lol #imagine baby ani in christmas pjs. or a tacky sweater.#ugh i need to adopt him and show him the joys of christmas #okay NOW i’m done

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hotmess-exe · 5 months ago

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it's been soooo long since i was forced to endure some dude condescending to me about hip hop i don't care about in the passenger seat of his car omfgODDD

i accidentally called Lupe Fiasco "mainstream" before I immediately clarified and used the word "known" and this dude harped on it for so fuckin long jfCHRIST. that sort of "Not only do you not know what you're talking about, but now you're getting your ignorance on ME" kinda harping on it.

apparently Lupe Fiasco doesn't count as anything even approaching mainstream because he "doesn't sell" and when I looked at him, fucking incredulous, I asked idk how many times "Are you saying people don't know Lupe Fiasco? Hip-hop doesn't know Lupe Fiasco???" for him to finally STFU and at that point it wasn't even a conversation I wanted to be in anymore lmao

all this because he just had to talk about how Eminem is a more culturally appropriate rapper than Drake because he wrote the song White America (me summarizing but I don't really care for his opinion anymore lol), like it's some revelation that I would never have connected the dots on 😂 all this because he just needed to know I was paying attention to his music

....anyway, I need a new ride to and from rehearsals 😅

#just thoughts #music #mannnn i aint gonna pretend im some fuckin hip hop historian #but i dont need some new male acquaintance who feels this need to Educate Me on a genre i actively listen to #fuck outta here lmao #come back to me when you stop thinking that listening to mike posner and justin bieber on top of #the old school rnb makes you an eclectic listener lol #try again when you play something TRULY strange new or interesting #that's the only way I'll pay attention now #and i usually love discussing music with new people to be fucking clear 😂😂#idek how many good music conversations ive had with drivers I'll never see again #so this is someone failing the vibe check spectacularly fr fr #i have so much music to listen to and this just made lupe the least of priority to me lmao

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breadandblankets · 1 year ago

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as someone who is firmly not a taylor swift girlie i don't fall into the trap of thinking jason would listen to her

However i am a paramore girlie and i firmly think jay listens to ignorance and cries thank you for coming to my ted talk

#because i think its fun if jay is female rage coded i think he should also listen to country break up songs about murdering ur ex #i really think jason has a more duke leaning music taste for the most part #am i using duke as a music taste bench mark? yes yes i am #hes my favorite and has a canon music taste #its good for him #wheres that science about listening to angry music makes u calmer #thats why duke is the way he is (false and lying)#batfam #jason todd #bread make a post about a bat kid and not mention duke challenge (failed spectacularly)#bread talk

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gio-goose · 1 year ago

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I don't get how the fuck GAP turns into glucose AND EVERYTHING I FIND GETS MORE CONFUSING

(yes, this is about photosynthesis)

#Imma fail this presentation SPECTACULARLY #Like it's got phosphate on it right? How did the phosphate get removed???#There's always SOME special process to this BUT I DON'T FIND SHIT #Is it through enzymes.?? Magic???? Does it just... HAPPEN??????#Bruh why did I chose biology again #If only art was a sustainable way of living I'd be doing that instead

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thecryptidbard · 5 months ago

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#I am trying so so so fucking hard to not just get into a really bad self-hating obsessive anxiety spiral #but I keep messing genuinely every single interaction I have with other humans up spectacularly #even the ones I really really care about #and I know spiraling about how I’m failing completely is just going to make it way worse but also that is not really a level of #control I currently have over my brain #I had to communicate w someone about a project I really really fucking care about and feel like I just made them think I’m a total screw up #and then I just kept making it worse #I spend so much effort and thought trying to be on okay terms with myself and accept whatever level of functioning and capacity I have #on a day to day basis and trying to maintain like…whimsy in my life and gratitude for what I *can* do/control #but sometimes it is. God it’s fucking impossible to not feel like I am so trapped by my own brain & there is absolutely no way to escape.#it speaks #tk tag

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deva-arts · 1 year ago

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Testing out CSP Assets hehehe

The city can be pretty beautiful with enough distance and a nice view.

Oh. I forgot what kind of story this was.

She ends up short circuiting the main terminals and letting it crash into a processing facility. Then she takes a stress nap and worsens her insomnia.

#sera in her big girl suit- one she designed herself for once #Reddish Burgundy has always been her favorite color #And the gold comes from the suit's integration with her weapon #There's a very specific reason why all of her weapons are made of that “gold”#One of the rare times you get to see her back for once #That big weaponized drone is an OVR-S; also known as overseer sentinels. They are the eyes in the sky keeping count of everything for OS.#They are rarely used for combat due to the size and inconvenience in battle #but certain exceptions are made for threats like Sera.#She took something far too important from the main OS to be left with all her limbs in one piece and a head full of eyeballs #No opportunities will be wasted. Sera hates these because they rarely have a pilot and often take ages to hack into.#plus they fail spectacularly #one crash from these ships is enough to destroy a city district- they're easily the size of a football field #Even worse yet are the rotary blades used to rudder the ships. They could easily slice her in half- armor and all #She has thankfully managed to avoid dying to them thus far. they usually end up crashing into the ocean and ruining variant imports #sentinels will usually monitor under a more advanced cloaking than the kind given to protected variants #Just under the cloud cover. Sera's cloaking functions the same way if not better thanks to her personal touches on it #Hers is a mix of both illusion and cloaking. in an emergency she could technically walk into a human space as long as she isn't touched #she would be okay unlike most variants who have trouble fitting in because of the city's mandated infrared cameras.#suffice to say there's a lot of things going on in this city that most people- humans and variants alike are none the wiser about.#Seraphinatag #art #artwork #digital art #my art #my artwork #MY OCs #original character #OC #my OC #ark_systema

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blood-ology · 1 year ago

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Ned Low is so silly to me

#‘I’m just doing it for the lolz’ ‘ooh kinky you wanna throw me overboard?’#‘my brother was always good at music but I killed him and strung my bow with his guts’ like okay mr wannabe hannibal character lmaooo #him getting cut off before he could monologue about his brother was so funny to me #his crew getting tired of his shitty employment in the middle of a torture session/raid and stealing his ship #also the way that he was the catalyst to ed and stede finally fucking #he’s trying so hard to be cool and menacing and failing so spectacularly #ned low #ofmd season 2 #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #me talking

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thatwillreallydoit · 10 months ago

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watching a tiktok on syd's omelette scene and people in the comments INSIST "it aint that deep" "its just a cooking scene" LIKE BRO WE'RE SO COOKED IF YOU CANT SEE THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THAT SCENE ON SYDNEY'S ARC ON THE SEASON AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR HER CHARACTER AND THE AUDIENCE TO SEE HER AND UNDERSTAND HER DEEPER MOTIVES

#once again WE'RE SOOO COOKED #everyday it feels like people are watching some other show suspiciously also titled 'the bear' cause there's no other way #there isnt enough respect and love for syd as a character and THATS why people try to downplay and ignore what her character brings-#to the show and her importance in all of this and im so sorry for them cause imagine living life and watching this show without getting to-#fall in love with sydney fucking adamu #im literally just ranting but it pisses me off so much that a great porcentage of the general audience just doesnt appreciate and cant even-#resonate with syd #like how do you fail to see her so spectacularly what a shallow life you must live to never get her

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