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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

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no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

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in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

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working retail

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“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

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Roronoa Zoro

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Me, a delusional: 40yo Zoro puts 2 swords in his mouth out of sheer willpower and people confuse those with demon fangs

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

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that girls suck at math xkcd comic is how people talk about anime/manga

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dads

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cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

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an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

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Marvel Rivals is super fun and the queue times are definitely shorter than OW, but imo it feels like they're hiding the actual queue time behind the pre-game load-in animation. It's different lengths every game, which could have to do with the maps being more or less complex, but I think its meant to make you feel like you're in a match faster than you actually are.

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