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In a couple hours Arcane S2 comes out……………………….
#Guys#I’ve been waiting since 2021#And now that it’s here…….#YAYAYAGAGAHAHAHJ#SCREAMING AND CRYING AND THROWING UP#IM GOING TO SOB MY EYES OUT#WE GET MORE EKKO#VI IS EMO#And Cait…….#Don’t get me S T A R T E D on Cait#Like it’s finally HERE#Me and one of my beat friends are going on a call to watch it#SoOoOOOOo this blog will NOT be spoiler free 😙👍🏾#Warning everyone in advance#AND A COUPLE DAYS AGO I FORCED MY FRIEND TO WATCH TRANSFOMERS ONE#I LEGIT DRAGGED HER BACK INTO HER TRANSFORMERS OBSESSION EEHEHHHWJSJS#Me and her are legit Bee and Dee 🩶💛#Arcane
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going to see Suzume after work, so be prepared for movie spam tonight 🫶🫶🫶
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hiii hiiiiiiiii hhi!!!! Hiiiiiiiii!! Hi! hiiiiiiiii [detonates]
#SORRY FOR BEING MIA#adult life was adulting oof#BUT IM RECHARGED NOW 🫡#hope everyones been doing well!!<3#good news for me and bad new for u all ---> local moot back to yell and cry in everyone's tag#(which also 3 HOURS !!!!!!!!!!!! for intense yelling!!!!!!)#ALSO warning: i Will be spamming in the next couple of hours trying to catch up with everything .so sorry in advance 🙏#hope i didn't miss too much#🫂💖
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#garlic speaks#im going to reblog this poll so much warning you in advance#i want. my data#if everyone is niceys to me and reblogs it ill reblog it less (🥺🥺🥺)#ive tried to scale this post better than that one from last night but i do still have to clump all of a million + into one answer sorry :(
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BLACKWELL ACADEMY MENTIONED‼️ DOUBLE MOONS MENTIONED‼️ BLUE BUTTERFLY MENTIONED‼️
#new lis double exposure trailer has me cartwheeling#IM SO EXCITED 😭😭😭 AUGHHHH#THIS IS SO WONDERFULLL I LOVE BEING EXCITED ABT NEW GAME RELEASES#I’m going to be sooo talkative when this game releases. sorry in advance everyone#I’ll be using extensive spoiler warnings though of course#mfw I see a butterfly (it’s a lis reference)#still not seeing Warren though 😑😑😑😑😑 where is he#LMFAOO#IM ABT TO BE SO ANNOYING ABT THISS#me every five seconds “okay soooo where’s warren!!! 😁#guess my favorite character challenge!! (impossible)#I got back into lis at such a perfect time 🙏🙏 yayyyy!#life is strange double exposure#lis#life is strange#lis double exposure
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randomly remembering that i spent like. 10 years? 5/6 to 15/16 yo. wearing literal 19th to early/mid 20th century nightgowns on a daily basis in the warmer months (april-september). for some reason. like floor-length white gowns with embroidered collars and all. there were various models and colors and lengths and shit. they were passed on to my mother by the 10000000000 Ancient Italian Ladies she was learning her italiaboo ways from and like, all of these gowns were genuine period pieces their mothers and aunts and even grandmas (!) had worn when they were my age. (you know like. the eternal condition of "children's clothes get less worn down than adults' clothes since they usually grow them out pretty quickly"). and since they ALL had heaps of Old Unwanted Clothes in their attics (acute case of "never throw anything away" syndrome) they were ELATED to have found a victim period clothing enthusiast and dumped entire suitcases worth of various Ancient Attire on my mother (and, relatedly, on me). and then i wonder why everyone thought i was WEIRD!!! i was talking like urianger AND dressing like him too!!!
#and that's not even mentioning the fucking. UNDERWEAR they made me wear and the various dresses and shit...#i had to go outside the house (in the mountains) to go to the bathroom at night so if you weren't warned in advance and came home late#you had very solid chances of encountering a literal horror movie ghost#add to this my general Lost and Confused look + the curly blond hair i had as a kid#and well. i don't wonder everyone wanted to kill me on sight. fucking CURSED cursed child situation right here 😭#honestly now that i think about it the weirdest thing about my mother is that she didn't make me call her Mother + use the formal you#i'm less of a person and more of a timeline displacement i think.#sometimes the most recent item of clothing i was wearing was my mother's clothes from the 80's............#NOT even for money reasons. she kept buying HERSELF new trendy clothes ALL the TIME. LMAO#okay to be fair i did enjoy the nightgowns and some of the older clothes#and to be EXTRA fair i think i would have looked even weirder in Normal 2010's Teen Clothes#but also. jeez
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I wish I'd never told my parents about the graduation ceremony
#all it did was give me extra anxiety because now there are too many things I have to keep in mind at the same time#and too many factors i have no control over#but whatever. WHATEVER. like i give a shit.#everyone's been warned of everything in advance i refuse to feel responsible for anyone's feelings that week. whateverrrrrrrrrr#you'd think a family full of anxious control freaks would plan things ahead but nooooooooo. last minute decisions be upon ye#and now I have to juggle it all. fuck OFFFFFFFFFFF#i wouldve been perfectly fine by myself. the fact that i dont even wanna be there aside
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was listening to a video about a brief summary of the Trojan war and like i think her name was Cassandra, the prophet Apollo gave the gift to see the future but cursed her to never be believed and seen as crazy by her peers for rejecting him, her story just made me sad
#houndshowlings#treated horribly by her peers for years#desperately trying to warn everyone#being unable to do anything knowing her home and ppl were going to die and being unable to do anything about it#watching it all actually happen when no one believed her about the Trojan horse#running for her life and hiding in Athena and not even being safe there#being violated in that place and enslaved by a different man#only to be brutally murdered by her enslavers jealous angry wife#all because she refused the advances of a man#or a god more accurately#*athenas temple
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Gonna go ahead and ask you #58 on your Spotify wrapped while I'm thinking about it
#58 on my top songs is mirrorball by taylor swift! this is definitely one of my fav songs from her, if not The Favorite; a vivid music video plays out in my head every time i listen to it. here's my favorite part from it, which can definitely lend itself to particular dreamling scenarios... like 1989.
And they called off the circus, burned the disco down When they sent home the horses and the rodeo clowns I'm still on that tightrope I'm still trying everything to get you laughing at me I'm still a believer but I don't know why I've never been a natural, all I do is try, try, try I'm still on that trapeze I'm still trying everything to keep you looking at me
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When his stranger didn't show up in 1989, Hob spent the whole day waiting for him. The whole night, too. He heard the last call but stayed long after, until the bartender—Ian was his name, Hob learned at one point—had to kick him out so they could lock up. To Ian's credit, he did it with his most apologetic face.
"Sorry, Hob," Ian said as he locked up the front door of the tavern. "Feel free to come back 'round tomorrow. Promise the place'll still be here by then."
Hob, who was hovering listlessly beside him, gave him a smile. "You'll regret you said that."
Ian laughed. "I'll never regret having more regulars. God knows we need it."
Hob frowned. Right. He nearly forgot about that.
"Need a lift?" Ian offered, fishing out a different set of keys from inside his pockets. "You've drunk quite a lot."
"I'm fine, I just need to��" Hob took a deep breath, "—I need to walk it off."
Ian narrowed his eyes. "Sure? I better not read about you in the papers tomorrow."
Hob snorted. "Trust me, you won't."
With that, Hob stood in front of the tavern and watched Ian drive off, until the old man rounded a corner and disappeared.
Now that he was alone, Hob slumped down on the damp ground and leaned against the front door. They've probably replaced this door more times than he could count, along with the rest of the tavern. Century after century, Hob saw less and less of what used to be here 600 years ago: the chairs, the tables, the mugs, the godawful drinks. The closest thing to permanence this tavern had was its name, and, up until tonight, his stranger. And soon, it wouldn't even have itself.
Hob reached into his coat pocket and took out his lighter and a carton of cigarettes. As he watched London's everchanging skyline glitter above the Thames, he lit a cigarette, the orange of it glowing in the dark. He sat there, waiting, waiting, waiting. He was good at that, at waiting. All you had to have for waiting was time, and Hob had it in abundance. So he waited until the sun rose, until the streets came alive with cars and people, until Ian came back to open up.
"Oi, what happened to walking it off?!" Ian exclaimed, standing over Hob, shielding him from the noon sun. "Bloody hell. C'mon now. Up you go."
Hob let himself be corralled into the tavern's small office and be sat at the small couch that was probably meant for interviews and terminations. He drank the water and aspirin placed in front of him, and he wore the spare shirt lent to him, but he left Ian's questions unanswered.
"Y'know," Hob started as soon as Ian came back in from the bar, "I reckon I could do a good job running a tavern."
"You should be asleep," Ian said accusatorily.
Maybe he should've been. But instead, Hob was sitting upright, wide awake. "I've been in countless taverns, just like this," he continued, "and I reckon I could make a great one. It would be so great that people from all over the world would come to eat and drink there, and say, 'Hey look, it's Hob's tavern, the greatest one around!' And d'you know what the best part about it would be?"
Ian sighed and leaned on his desk. "What?"
"It would be so great that they'd never close it down. They wouldn't be able to. Everyone would rally around it, even the council. And it'd be there for, for centuries. No, millennia. No, forever."
Ian shook his head, smiling. "A beautiful dream."
"A dream?" Hob scrunched his eyebrows. "You don't believe me?"
"Hob, this tavern has been here for centuries. That's a pretty good run, I'd say. Before that, it might've been something else, like a house, or a barn, or something. And before that, it was probably an empty plot of land, or maybe it was full of trees. Maybe bloody dinosaurs lived and died here. Or maybe it was underwater, I dunno. But I'm getting away from the point," Ian said, scratching his scraggly beard. "The point is: things change. That's life."
Suddenly, Hob was reminded of that night a hundred years ago, how his stranger detested the implication that he changed, that he grew to be lonely, lonely enough to seek out companionship. Hob's companionship. Obviously he detested the implication enough to not show up yesterday. But maybe, just maybe, his stranger will show up again today or the next day, just to prove a point, just to say he didn't need him to be his friend, and to say goodbye for the last time. Surely his stranger's not cruel enough to not show up at all, right?
"I, I know, but I can't let this place change, at least not yet," Hob said. His desperation must've plain on his face from the way Ian smiled sadly at him.
"And why's that?"
"My friend and I," Hob paused, thinking about what to say, "this place is important to us."
"You can always find another place."
"He won't," Hob said, voice breaking, "he won't be able to find me."
"How sure are you that he won't?"
Hob put his head into his hands. "I'm sure."
"You don't have his number?"
Hob shook his head.
Ian sighed. "Well, like I said last night, you'll need a lot of money to—"
"I have the money," Hob blurted out.
"What's that?"
"I," Hob repeated, raising his head in realization, "I have the money."
Ian only looked at him.
"I can, I can keep this place alive until he comes back."
Ian regarded him wordlessly for a few more seconds, then said, "I appreciate the thought, I do, but I reckon you can just establish a new one and it'll be less expensive. You can always, I dunno, put up some signs. 'This way to the new tavern' or something. Then when your friend comes around, they'll just read your sign and go to the new tavern."
Hob stared at Ian, mouth hanging open. Then he laughed, feeling a sleep-deprived lightness in his chest. He stood up and held Ian by his shoulders, still smiling. "Ian, you're a genius."
Ian chuckled heartily. "I try."
"And you're a hired genius."
"Pardon?"
"I'll need a bartender for the new tavern," Hob said, grinning.
Ian scoffed in disbelief, but he was smiling. "And what'll you name it?"
Hob thought for a second, then settled on: "The New Tavern."
Ian chortled. "You need sleep. Dearly."
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send me a number and i'll write something based on the corresponding song in my spotify wrapped!
#dreamling#*#*my fic#warning i did not proofread this so uh... sorry in advance. i just realized it's 3:46 am and i probs need to go sleep#btw the bartender doesn't actually have a name so i used his actor's name LMFAOOO#thank you for sending in a number even before i reblogged the post TJ!!!#AND for finding the post in the first place!!! i hope this is a good enough offering in return for the beautiful folktale you wrote#EVERYONE GO TO TJ'S BLOG AND FIND THAT FOLKTALE IT'S A WORK OF ART!!!!#this could be more but i reminded myself that i'm doing this For Fun (tm) and not for it to be structurally good#because that can get real stressful real quick...#(pointedly looking away from my sad dads au which is 60k words and counting...)
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i can't believe i come back momentarily from the dead and it's with more cancerous memes. Two versions bc god had other plans, none which included not having both of these.
#hand jumper#juni chang#ishaan cha#where my juni enjoyers at#did i ever mention i was the qpr ishjun guy i probably should've hung that up in a sign as a warning in advance#i don't f around with these bros they're my little guys they're the scunkledoodles#they're everything and i'll actually fight you on them if i see something egregious or slanderous of them#they're my children they're my little DSM-5 case studies they're my little sillies i keep in the petri dish#whether they beat each other up or talk crap is up to sleepacross tho they my only hope#the fp got me acting up i'm on the delulu cocaina i need to be shot#shot down or shot dead pick one just PLEASE end my suffering#WHO IS THE CELL 3 MENTOR JUST END MY SUFFERING INSTEAD OF HOLDING CELL 3 CRUMBS OVER MY HEAD#AND IF ONLY JUNI IS OVERSEEING THEM OR THEY'RE GOING IN UNSUPERVISED I'LL EXPLODE#STRAIGHT UP.#SHOOT ME DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH#sighs#i could've been simping over that one panel of sayeon like everyone else#not the mirror one or the sayjin flirting kismesis ass vacillating btw#you guys should fp just try it i swear you won't regret it#use the magical powers.....#share the burden.........#i as your personal demon that makes rounds around your head approve of this please#consider throwing some coins or 28 for even more brainrot i'm like dying in a corner and WILL die in a corner waiting for tuesday#also i have testing next week too i think hj is just cursed like that#we love to see it though
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Chat I'm not too sure about this next chapter of My Sunshine. Not because it's bad or anything, in fact I like it, but I think I'll have to change the rating from Teen to Mature becuase of it
#she talks#my sunshine#brutal death of a character? check#yunnie being weird? check#half the characters present have near death experiences? check#crying? not nearly enough im gonna go add more#its brutal chat#i almost feel bad#but the thing is ive read worse on a03#my writier side is like post it!! then my person side is like bro youre gonna have to add ten layers of warnings.#this is going to ruin me istg#its going to ruin everyone who was invested at all#im going to make a fluffy chapter after it as an apology#this is also my apology in advance. sorry but not really
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I'm the birthday bitch today, and you know what that means
#it means nothing this is me warning everyone in advance that in four hours when the new ep of neverafter drops#i will be the most obnoxious liveblogger you will have ever seen#and you will simply have to put up with it. bc its my birthday. something something this is an occasion where i get special privileges
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I hate this city and this city hates me but at least I am back in my own apartment where I can drink whatever I want and watch whatever I want on tv
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Having a horrible day my flight got cancelled and i now will have many hours of layovers and im very upset so you're going to see a lot of they might be giants on your dash today
#just warning everyone in advance. because i dont know how else to cope#im just gonna be listening and reading interviews with them all day i have to let the autism fly today or im gonna go crazy
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i'm still scrolling and catching up but i'm thinking if i should even watch the race at all...
#i just know i'm gonna be pissed watching merc pull their shady shenanigans lol so that's a warning for everyone in advance#but at the same time lewis masterclass 🤔#i probably will knowing that there's a good ending but oh boy lol#also i think i'm already at the pre-race content on my dash so didn't take as long as i expected to catch up!
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someone please send me sleepy vibes i need to sleep but i don't . wanna 💔
#i have an alarm set for 7:15. decided to come in later tomorrow#but that's still early 😩 idk#tbh i'm scared about this week idk if i'll be able to handle it but. what choice do i have#it'll be good practice for the future. but. what if i fail. and the only thing i want rn falls apart before my eyes#when being met by proof that i can't do it?#plus i'm so stressed abt having to learn lines by heart i have up until wednesday and idk shit yet 😭😭😭#just. lots and lots weighing on my mind and not really anyone i can ask for help from#everyone is too busy both like my friends and mental health workers watching over me 🥲 i don't wanna add to their workload#so this is just gonna be 5 days of trying to distract myself at all times#and it starts. by falling asleep now. which i can't do when i'm this anxious 🥲#vent#sorry#predicting there will be a few of those this week so warning and apologizing in advance 🥲🥲🥲
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