#garlic speaks

[necrowtic]

Wait are you actually trans? o_O why lol

moaned like a girl during sex one time and it was all kinda downhill from there

[oceanamethyst]

Why are they putting p*rn bots in the asexual tag if they want to doxx us they should make garlic bread bots i mean id probably click on a garlic bread bot

[aesethewitch]

I think the reason garlic lovers (me included) are always like, "that isn't enough garlic, double it" is because we're cooking all the damn flavor out!! Like, yeah, sometimes you need more. But listen. Listen. If you want that mega sharp flavor? Ultra garlicky goodness?

Don't saute your onions and garlic together and then throw your other veggies or whatever in the pan. Don't do it! Garlic's flavor becomes super mellow as it cooks, which is why you can't taste its telltale sharpness in the end. If you saute it for 10 minutes, that flavor will basically be gone, and you'll need two or three times as much to replace it when you want that zing of garlicky goodness!!

Mince up those measly two cloves and throw them in for only the last minute of cooking. You'll get that tasty garlic aroma and flavor without using a whole head.

[glitchedcosmos]

Asexuals would make great secret agents because the power of seduction wouldn’t work on us but we could still utilize the power of seduction against our enemies and just yes asexual secret agents

[artsydudejude]

maybe i'm just gonna quit art and dedicate my life to making pot roast

[teambleckpowa]

btw. i hope every sex repulsed asexual that follows me has a beautiful asexual life. i love you

[eternalglitch]

Great day for glitch. Panera changed their recipes so all of the soups I am interested in do not have garlic in the ingredient lists <3

[joymode00]

Sloppy kisses to the chef

[kameyyy]

I could never be a vampire because its two in the morning and I'm making myself some bread with herb butter (contains garlic) and some sauce with an ungodly amount of garlic (lots and lots of garlic that it's lowkey spicy)

[lookforanewangle]

QUICK it's snowing, there's a winter storm is just starting to hit, gotta decide

[outlying-hyppocrate]

i can't often get myself to be properly excited about eating but i just had cold soba noodles and they were okay. {:

[necrowtic]

you cant be talking like that white baby

[cherryjuicegf]

mushrooms in the pan is the scent of happiness

[allthegothihopgirls]

yipppeee made it home.. anxiously shaking to the bone and shoulders tensed to the gods but i'm home

[arlosworld91]

When you’re ace and you love garlic bread…but you have braces…and find bread difficult to eat 😭

[james-p-sullivan]

completely obsessed with this bowl of instant ramen i made a couple nights ago