#garlic speaks

[necrowtic]

you cant be talking like that white baby

[oceanamethyst]

Why are they putting p*rn bots in the asexual tag if they want to doxx us they should make garlic bread bots i mean id probably click on a garlic bread bot

[aesethewitch]

I think the reason garlic lovers (me included) are always like, "that isn't enough garlic, double it" is because we're cooking all the damn flavor out!! Like, yeah, sometimes you need more. But listen. Listen. If you want that mega sharp flavor? Ultra garlicky goodness?

Don't saute your onions and garlic together and then throw your other veggies or whatever in the pan. Don't do it! Garlic's flavor becomes super mellow as it cooks, which is why you can't taste its telltale sharpness in the end. If you saute it for 10 minutes, that flavor will basically be gone, and you'll need two or three times as much to replace it when you want that zing of garlicky goodness!!

Mince up those measly two cloves and throw them in for only the last minute of cooking. You'll get that tasty garlic aroma and flavor without using a whole head.

[glitchedcosmos]

Asexuals would make great secret agents because the power of seduction wouldn’t work on us but we could still utilize the power of seduction against our enemies and just yes asexual secret agents

[artsydudejude]

maybe i'm just gonna quit art and dedicate my life to making pot roast

[teambleckpowa]

btw. i hope every sex repulsed asexual that follows me has a beautiful asexual life. i love you

[eternalglitch]

Great day for glitch. Panera changed their recipes so all of the soups I am interested in do not have garlic in the ingredient lists <3

[joymode00]

Sloppy kisses to the chef

[lookforanewangle]

QUICK it's snowing, there's a winter storm is just starting to hit, gotta decide

[outlying-hyppocrate]

i can't often get myself to be properly excited about eating but i just had cold soba noodles and they were okay. {:

[cherryjuicegf]

mushrooms in the pan is the scent of happiness

[necrowtic]

Advice for women?

lesbian sex

[allthegothihopgirls]

yipppeee made it home.. anxiously shaking to the bone and shoulders tensed to the gods but i'm home

[arlosworld91]

When you’re ace and you love garlic bread…but you have braces…and find bread difficult to eat 😭

[james-p-sullivan]

completely obsessed with this bowl of instant ramen i made a couple nights ago

[satancopilotsmytardis]

I can't stop thinking about catbi taking his chances at stealing a bit of spicy food Tomura's eating and poor Tomu just freaking out because it would absolutely fuck up a cat's stomach and Dabi's just there looking normal, even joyful about it

The thing that Dabi is surviving on is that Shigaraki knows literally nothing about cats because if he did, he would be very confused because the second onigiri he gave Dabi would have caused kidney failure and killed him. His ignorance means he would just be like, huh yeah my cat likes his food spicier than me? What of it?

And in the background Dabi is also snarfing down a piece of garlic bread and going back in to steal Shigaraki's too