#Wadenessa

[simping-on-the-daily]

i will make this a thing by sheer fucking willpower if i have too

[blackbyakko]

In Defense of Vanessa

All of the peeps hating on Vanessa and Wade ‘a relationship in Deadpool 3 need to expand their imaginations a bit lol.

Do you think Vanessa, the woman who fought so so hard to keep Wades spirits up when he got his cancer diagnosis, whose after fucking DYING in the second film told him that he had to continue on living and supported him to live a good life despite her not being in it, and upon seeing Wade after he ghosted her and then showed back up looking SOOOOO fugly (he’s adorably fugly) and her first reaction was to look lovingly into this man’s eyes and say “That is a face that I’d be happy to sit on”, would just simply LEAVE him? Just like that???

Y’all, I think we saw a different film lol.

Almost everyone in Wade’s life, has either belittled him, or have actively shown their distaste for him known at some point (Peter, Yukio, and Dopender my beloveds, we’re not talking about you). Vanessa from the get-go, matched Wade’s freak. When we saw Wade’s flashback of their break up, Vanessa never said that she wanted to break up with him. We heard HIM Say that if she wanted to leave him to get it over with already. One of Wades biggest character flaws throughout the film has been that he pushes people away through humor and through insults because he is terrified of being vulnerable with them. Vanessa is the only person throughout the films that, even when he’s hurt, he lets himself be vulnerable around her, even post break up. Vanessa didn’t want to leave him, she wanted him to be a better version of himself, because he was wallowing, and not allowing himself to look beyond his insecurities.

Sometimes, doing things for ourselves, for the sake of bettering ourselves is not enough motivation. Wade was not willing to pick himself up and try to live up to his potential until Vanessa encouraged him to. I don’t think she cared if he ever became an avenger or not, but what she cared about was that he had all this potential and no direction and she could see how it was eating him up inside. Why is everyone else in Wade’s life around allowed to rude to him and tell him straight up he’s being a fuckhead, but Vanessa telling him he needs to pick himself up when he takes a knee or asking him to let her walk with him, and when he refuses to do so, wnd gives him some distance when HE PUSHED HER AWAY, makes her the bad guy. You could tell it hurt her when he asked if she was seeing anyone. And that handhold? She absolutely took him back lol. And that’s good! Deadpool is not someone who would sacrifice a loved one to save the world, he would sacrifice the world to save a loved one. And Vanessa is the same, being ride or die from the beginning, and I will not hear her name besmirched.

Also are you really going to tell me that she saw fucking WOLVERINE and didn’t turn to her man and say, “We’re tag teaming him right?” Or that she saw a free child in X23 and didn’t turn to Wade and say “We wanted a kid, so we’re adopting her right?”

Use your imagination people lol. Vanessa would be the first person to drag Wolverine and X23 into their family. She gets a hot new husband and a kid, Wolverine gets a hot new wife and a husband, and X23 gets a new mom and two dads. Everyone wins!

[rettaroo]

Wade hooks back up with Vanessa and Logan resigns himself to being supportive and happy for them but it's secretly broken hearted. Then he and Wade are on a mission together and Wade initiates more extremely violent sex has said something that gives Logan the idea that Vanessa approves of them having violent sex but that's it. and Logan goes "Ah, OK, he wants me around to help scratch this very particular itch that he can't with his regular human girlfriend. OK, I can do that.'

So they keep hooking up but only for fucked up gory super sex. Only one day Wade is being his usual goofy flirt and leans in to kiss him sweetly in public and Logan loses it. He gets very upset and Wade can't figure out why. Angst angst angst. Logan moves out. Wade is in kicked puppy mode. Angst mope angst.

Eventually Vanessa gets fed up and confronts Logan. How dare he break Wade's heart like that and not give any kind of explanation!! Logan argues with her he doesn't like getting strung around or made fun of. Vanessa asks wtf hes talking about and Logan spills his broken heart about being the third wheel fwb hook up while she and wade get to have a real loving relationship and he's an idiot who actually caught feelings when was only wants him for sex.

And Vanessa gets to blink slowly and take a deep breath and tell him he's not an idiot for falling in love, he's an idiot for not realizing that Wade loves both of them intensely. That Logan's own stupid third wheel history and angst made him assume all Wade's flirty behavior was a joke, but in fact it was 100% genuine, not teasing. That Wade isn't just with him for the weird sex but is genuinely head over heels for him and apparently everyone except him sees that very clearly.

And Logan realizes he's been an angsty dumbass and rushes to make up with Wade and Wade apologizes back about the miscommunication and they both admit their feelings openly. And then they have sweet emotional sex with all the feels, and Wade happily dates both of them forever, the end.

[laughy-sapphy-blog]

me and the bad bitches i pulled by being the worst

[supporter-of-my-fav-ships]

Morena Baccarin and Ryan Reynolds - BTS

[just-b-wilde]

Vanessa. I wanna see Vanessa.

[lachiennearoo]

Do you love Deadpool? Do you just want him to be happy and cute and sane away from all those meanies that the stories call his "friends"? Do you see him smile and wish you could protect that beautiful smile forever?

Uh, well, in any case, here is a group for you!!

(PS: nothing personal, I'm sure you're all great people, but if you ship Poolverine or any other ship where Wade's partner is rude, mean, abusive or cruel towards him, and join the server anyways, please do not mention it in any of the channels because it makes me genuinely uncomfortable. This is the Deadpool PROTECTION Squad, not the Deadpool Hurting Squad, thank you!!)

[bumblebee-art-blog]

Silly Ruby Wilson fun facts because I got bored and figured this was a good idea

- Ruby has ADHD (you can guess whose fault was that. Cough- cough WADE).

- Owns Deadpool Merch. Despite the fact Deadpool wasn’t around as much in this universe, he made quite the impression. Killing villains in a highway can do that.

- Can’t seem to keep a single part time job…

- She originally was gonna go full out and stick with the name ‘Deadpool’ but she quickly changed it to GirlPool because people kept mistaking her for a very flamboyant guy for some reason.

- Since Ruby was born in the Great year of 2000, that would make her Gen Z (It’s an AU, the timeline isn’t 100% movie canon)

- Ruby used to be on a baseball team in middle school but got kicked out after hitting another kid in the knees with the bat.

- She is probably one of the most competitive people out there. Especially in laser tag or paintball.

- Learned how to use a gun by the age of 13 (thanks, Wade. Vanessa scolded him for that).

- Was deemed a ‘problem’ child in school (𝓉𝓂)

- Ruby has a rational fear of Canadian geese

- Externally, she looks like she would be one of the cool, intimidating kids from school. In reality, she’s just an insecure, lovable idiot.

- Has attended Comic-Con every year since she was five.

- Would be the type to say things like “let him cook” and “rizz” unironically sometimes. (she dies a little inside every Time she says rizz)

- Ruby makes her own comic-con cosplays (which is how she made her GirlPool suit).

- Owns a lot of X-Men comics and takes extremely good care of them.

- Colossus used to be her babysitter.

- Yukio taught her how to dye her hair.

- Wade and Ruby have monthly karaoke nights.

- A very good drummer!

- The cut eyebrow originally happened with a razor (she will not elaborate), but then she thought it looked cool so she kept it.

[bunsofhoney]

I think I'm going to make my own prompt list for Smutcember. Or maybe Smutuary.

Anyway send me an ask with your smut prompts because I don't have 30 yet. A word, phrase, or kink.

It's going to be another multi-shipping spectacular (with lots of short drabbles)

[sirsparklepants]

Papa Don’t Preach

E | Deadpool & Wolverine | Wade/Logan, Wade/Vanessa | poly, trans pregnancy, the journey to domestic bliss

Pregnancy is hard. Unexpected pregnancy with a healing factor that could evict the baby at the slightest problem? That’s even harder. But figuring out how to make himself happy - and how to live with both his partners in domestic bliss - might be Wade’s biggest challenge yet.

4: Logan - Courier

This wasn't the life Logan had expected. But he thought it might be the best one he could possibly have.

This chapter actually stuck to my projected length! Probably because Logan is a little less wordy than Wade, lbr. I have a couple of really fun little tidbits in this chapter I enjoy a lot, and I hope y'all do too.

[sciderman]

[x]

[simping-on-the-daily]

Who tf is saying Deadpool 3 ended hetero-ly Wade and Vanessa are literally so pan x bi ship goals. In an ideal world both Logan and Wade would be he/him butch lesbians in a poly relationship with Vanessa. To say Deadpool and Wolverine ended straight implies that Vanessa is straight and I cannot let this happen

[waiting-on-mars]

This is how it ended right?

[rettaroo]

I've got several Wade/Vanessa/Logan plot bunnies living in my head right now, but my fixation of the day:

Vanessa still wants a baby, but it turns out Wade's been shooting blanks since the experiments that gave him his regen powers. But Logan's not. Cue Wade trying to figure out how to convince his boyfriend to knock up his wife.

[ungodlybliss]

wade being protective of vanessa i could cry

[supporter-of-my-fav-ships]

- You've been busy. - I did it for you. Even if you don't want me in. I did it for you.

Wade and Vanessa - Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)