#WOW who said that

[universal-verringbebe]

I reached lvl 70 affinity with zayne which unlocked the secret times "Sanctuary" AND HE HELPS YOU THROUGH YOUR PERIOD. IM NOT OKAY.

THIS MAN IS SO HUSBAND CODED, I CANT HANDLE IT

Me:

And then there's this part, WHISPERING THINGS LIKE THIS IN MY EARS LIKE IM NOT A DELULU DEGENERATE

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[daniclaytcn]

i love her boobs i mean her boobs i mean her boobs

[spilledmilkfkdies]

Questionable Qualification Ship Bingo: Sibylla x Gantlos

Listen they. They just. Do something for me. It's the art fam, the art won me over- I've said it before, but they have so much good art, it's so soft it makes me emotional

Is their canon dynamic perfect? Ofc not!! They're obviously enemies etc etc BUT!! I believe in them. In a no conflict timeline they'd be able to do it. In a yes conflict timeline they could still have history. I love history. LOVE Sibylla tbh, she's so interesting fr. Like wdym the wizards who hunted you down (allegedly) come seeking shelter at your cave, you already know there's a large possibility they're gonna pull something and yet you STILL try to help them, try to heal one of them even?? She didn't join the attack against humanity either, just returned to her cave and vibed with her lil fairies WHO????? They look so?????? Different?????????? yum yum yum

Major Fairy of Justice my beloved <3 You truly are too good for both sides <3

Sorry I kinda went off topic here, I should really yap about the Major Fairies at some point sjsksks but yeah! Decent ship!! Highly recommend giving the art a search if you haven't seen it before.

[dorinnn]

femstars stuff

[fullsunstrawberry]

i meannnn 👀

[ticklystuff]

the urge to tickle sunday till he’s begging with tears in his eyes

[rdiowx]

Just came so hard

[bbina]

i fear for wonbin’s safety but he’s such a simp yn could almost kill hima and he’d be all like i love you my queen😍😍

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omg angsty fic idea! assassin reader and target wonbin where he's your target for a mission and the initial plan was to make him fall in love with u only to kill him in the end on the contrary you do ended up genuinely liking him but a mission is a mission and for the final act you set him up to meet you at your "spot" where you shared your first kiss and all that ultimately stabbing him where it hurts figuratively and literally– in the heart. turns out he saw it coming and lets you kill him in your hands instead of someone elses. confesses that he didn't regret anything and he was thankful that he met you (picture this: hes still smiling even if theres blood oozing out of his chest and in the mouth) and with his last breath he kisses you one last time before going out cold omg thats crazy who said all this

[mikittalabs]

i say i have a weird music taste but honestly the harder the bass goes the more i'm willing to go down on that boypussy

[darby-rowe]

i was so so sleepy earlier and now when i actually wanna lay down to sleep i cant 😣

[spilledmilkfkdies]

Rank the wizards by how relatable they are

Like how relatable I think they are, or how relatable they are in general? Is there a difference idk I think they all have some relatable qualities if you squint hard enough, but yes okay I will try to rank- Least to most:

4. Ogron - He gets points for being a bit of a bitch, I can appreciate that, but I will not let him get away with the fact his hair sits right at all times. I won't do it. Though him choosing his besties to come do a task with him even if they mess up and are sometimes the reason they have to fall back? Me too tbh. Friends >> Efficiency sometimes.

3. Gantlos - Back pain, probably joint pain, but powers through it. I could never, but I'm sure there's people that can. Takes lil naps on the job! If you're sleepy, you're sleepy. He's very real for that. Checks up on his palls and keeps them out of trouble, a real relatable mom friend. Probably cuts his own bangs. Would carry snacks if the plot allowed it.

2. Duman - I think he's relatable in the sense that you can do something for many many years, by all means be an expert at it, and still fail so miserably. Awful reaction time, will hear something coming with his ENHANCED SENSES, turn to look at it and get hit right in the face anyway. Multiple times. He's an absolute train wreck. Very relatable methinks.

1. Anagan - He's just some guy. He's literally just some guy. He's a guy who does nothing but run around with a slightly above average speed. Wants to do his job, be done and go home!! Gets put into these situations like jumping over a scary ass cliff or whatever it is and understandably goes ":((" what a relatable king!! He's like the most normal person in the group.

[03230]

okay so i am NOT gonna be able to sleep tonight, noted!!! sana...what did u do....

Lip Scrub (Kim Sunwoo)

Warnings: fluff, kissing, boyfriend!sunwoo, sunwoo is smitten for you, mention of kids shit (don’t ask. Just read), making out 🕳️🏃‍♀️, couple things, very comforting I’d say 🤷‍♀️, oh and Sunwoo and the reader call each other pookie

Sana: Hihi! I am back (I could not last on my hiatus for more than a month 🧍) I wrote this today. Kidding I had it in my drafts for ages I finished it today so like-

Word count: 982

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“Try this with me please..” you say as you hold Sunwoo’s arm and shake it “No, why would I put whatever that is under my eyes?” Sunwoo said in disgust as he held the under eye mask with his two fingers as if it was some kids disgusting shit.

“It helps you moisturise your under eyes! You see all those dark circles you have right there, it’s for them. Come on, try it with me! I promise it’s not something bad.” You say with a pout on your face. You could see Sunwoo dramatically rolling his eyes before nodding his head slightly.

“And fyi I don’t have dark circles.” He said before snatching the packet of under eye masks. Ripping it open he took out two of them and stared at them with his eyes brows knitted together.

“Let me help you..wait before that wear this!” You say excitedly as you remove a bunny hair band from your bed side table.

“I am not going to wear that! Get away!” He screamed in horror as he tried to get up from the bed only to get pulled back down.

Straddling his lap you put the bunny hair band on him as you gently place the eye masks under his eyes, “you have to close your eyes..” you mumble with your eyes focused on putting the eye mask properly.

“Why?” He asked even tho he had already closed his eyes. Smiling like a small kid you get up from his lap and bring out your cocoa butter lip scrub. Rubbing it on his lips you got up from his lap once it was done. Going in the washroom you pay no mind to whatever Sunwoo was doing outside.

“Can I eat this??” Sunwoo asked with his eyes still closed “I mean..if you want to. Go ahead..” you said with a shrug.

“What even is this?” Sunwoo asked. Stopping your skin care routine you look at him through the bathroom, “lip scrub..” you say as you continue doing your thing.

You could hear Sunwoo gasp in horror “You cannot eat lip scrub! Why did you say I could eat lip scrub!” He screamed in terror as he got up from the bed and came running in the washroom to wash his mouth.

Pushing you away from the mirror and the counter he opened the faucet and started gargling with the running water. Shaking your head in disapproval of his behaviour you just continued putting the night cream on your face.

“Why did you say that I could eat that!” Sunwoo spoke up once he was done washing his mouth

“I never said you could eat that, pookie.” You reply as you start putting on the face mask sheet.

“Yes you did! I asked you if I can eat the thing you were applying on my lips! And you said yes!” He whined

“No, I said if you want to! I left the decision completely on you, pookie.” You say with a smile. Patting his broad shoulders you exit the washroom and sit down on the bed with a book in your hand.

“Okay, but the main question is, did it taste good?” You ask once Sunwoo came out of the bathroom and sat down beside you

“Seriously? That’s what you care about?” He asks with his eyebrows raised looking at you with a irritated expression adorned on his face.

“No, I mean I need to know if it actually tastes like the flavour I bought.” You say as you look at him with expectant eyes waiting for his reply

“I don’t know. It tastes like vanilla and a slight mixture of cocoa butter. It was sweet and it had this small bits kind of thing which I chew on,” Sunwoo said with his eyes closed as he described the taste he tasted “overall it tasted good. 10/10! Definitely should try it!” Sunwoo said with a slight grin as he got up from his seat and went in the washroom to grab the lip scrub box.

“Come on, try it..” he said as he stood in front of you with the scrub scooped up in his fingers. Looking at the scrub and then at him you shook your head as a no as you gently pushed his hand away.

“No, are you crazy!” You said with a laugh as you diverted your attention back to the book you were reading.

“You’re not gonna eat it then?” Sunwoo asked as a confirmation. Shaking your head and saying back a no you payed attention to your book.

“Well then you leave me no choice!” You heard Sunwoo say that as you felt a soft hand grab your face. Before you could even comprehend on what was happening you felt soft lips attached to yours.

You could feel Sunwoo moving his lips in sync with your as his moulded perfectly in yours. Closing your eyes you grabbed the back of his neck to pull him closer. Pushing him down on the bed you straddled his lap while you both continued kissing without a care in the world.

In no time you could feel Sunwoo’s tongue entering your mouth as he explored every corner of it. You could taste the cocoa butter and vanilla flavour of the scrub he had put on before kissing you.

Breaking the kiss you both stared at each other while breathing heavily. Attaching your forehead with his you smiled at him “It tastes good.” You tell him with a slight chuckle

“Really? Are you referring to me or my lips, pookie?” Sunwoo said with a smitten smile on his lips.

Picking up his hand he started stroking your hair gently before he attached his lips to your collarbone, giving it light kisses.

“Both..” you reply to his question as you look up to give him more space to kiss you.

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Tagging: @deoboyznet @from-izzy (hope you enjoy it pookie <3 )

[bean-spring]

Hot take and not to be a killjoy or the shipping police but people treating Viktor or Jinx's aroace headcanons as if they were canon is not the revolutionary take people think it is.

Headcanons are always all right but we have to acknowledge that they are somehow damaging when they apply to stereotypes. It might not be the case for everyone but most of the time people unconsciously assume that disability/mental illness=asexuality. These headcanons erase the freedom of attraction from people who are already seen as unable to have sexual/romantic experiences/desires, when it's completely untrue and harmful.

You can headcanon Viktor and Jinx as aroace, but I have seen people changing their minds once Viktor is no longer disabled (s2 with all of his other forms) and Jinx is no longer as mentally ill (alternate universe Powder). And it speaks wonders of how people see these characters.

"I never thought about Jinx being able to feel romantic/sexual attraction until s2!" To believe she's actually only capable of that when she's not "damaged" is incredibly disturbing. Especially since Jinx has always had a bit of a flirty personality too.

"I've always seen Viktor as asexual, I don't know why!" That's fine. You can headcanon him as ace. But I believe there is a reason behind it, most of the time, if for some inexplicable reason the "vibes" of the disabled character are making you think he's ace.

I say all of this being aroaspec myself, by the way. Headcanon all you want but going to people's posts commenting how "it's weird for you that they have romantic/sexual plots when they're clearly aroace" is not a win at all. It's a headcanon, after all, and it should be treated as such, and that's fine. But it also is damaging to spread stereotypes like these.

Of course the disabled character is asexual. Of course the mentally ill character is aromantic. It's not as revolutionary as you might think, tbh.

Fandom is not activism and it's all right to have any headcanons you want BUT some of them are filled with damaging stuff and perhaps we should look into ourselves more before treating these assumptions as something canon.

[cthulhum]

i lied theres no sex. were gonna sit down and watch supernatural while we analyze the way almost every character is queer coded especially dean

[sarcasticamaleont]

Everybody analysing everything that's happening with the main cast (as they should) and here I am loosing my goddam mind over the fuckinig BEARDED MAN.

WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHAT ALLIANCE DO YOU HAVE?

I don't know if I can trust him or not

When he was introduced at the beginning I thought he was just a pretty face but then, THEN he does this:

When Maddie is talking to Vi about what she did in Zaun. He even faked that he was snoring so he would not get caught listening.

So I though, mh, probably a noxian spy to check on Vi and Caitlyn. Not one we should trust. I mean I was unfortunately spoiled that Ambessa was behind the attack at the memorial so when I saw this:

I was like "AHA for sure you are working with them!" Right place, right time, with a shield non the less. (he did seem nice with what little we saw of him but I did not trust him because I thought he was a SPY)

But then,

BUT THEN,

Ambessa does her crazy stunt appointing Cait as a general and HE'S NOT HAPPY.

This is not the face of someone who knew what's going one:

or is happy about it:

and when Cait accepted the role HE LEFT

(forgive the poor quality I'm screenshoting from my pc)

LEFT, I SAY!

Why? Tell me for who do you work for!

He did not leave when Vi left so I guess she was not his priority but the moment Cait ascend to general he dips out.

Also why did they immediately put him on the squad? He literally deank in the street the whole night with Vi when they introduced him to us. What made them go "Ah yes, enforcer materials to go on a super important mission." Like WHY.

[tubbo--updates]

Tubbo replied to Tommy's quote retweet on his main at 15:25 BST