#WHY ARE THERE

[rodeoromeo]

HELLLLLPPPPP

[plutonianplaything2]

🐈‍⬛

[twospiritstooprideful]

what what

[obrien4321]

M o r nnnn i n g :Dddd

Lamb... what in tarnation is-- AHHHHHHHHHHH

[xkuja]

Segways? Segways.

Segways.

[0venatrix]

My dash has been invaded by prawns.

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[gabrielora]

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[cometrose]

i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny

[sadclowncentral]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[girldraki]