#WHY AO3

[cuntchuck]

what the fuck….

its happening AGAIN???! TWICE??? I BEARLY SURVIVED THE FIRST TIME!!!!! guys, if i dont make this. honor me by wrighting a 30k angst with very little comfort chilaios fanfic that’s basically a chilchuck character study.. maybe a happy ending if you really want

[average-submas-enthusiast]

Ao3 is down :[

And here I was about to read some angst-y Submas fics. The world truly is a horrible and cruel place :[

[saquesha13]

This is me currently waiting for hours for ao3 to be back online.

I was in the middle of reading a 50 chapter steddie fic & Steve was finally explaining his feelings to Eddie, just dropped the L bomb in the middle of the upside down and everything, then I try to go to the next chapter & the site is broken 😭

[doomedtokill]

no bed time story :((

[imjussaiyan]

GOD WHY OH GOD NO WHY

GOD FUCKING EIucNHOEIUShfnL Skgn:SLMFHUESf

I just spent an HOUR on Fire in the Hole (Overwatch fanfiction I'm writing) and JUST LOST HALF THE FUCKING CHAPTER. THANKS AO3. They need an autosave feature for rich text. Stg. I'm gonna have as much hair as Junkrat if this happens again.

[imtooscaredforthis]

No joke I will actually start fucking sobbing if my fanfics get deleted off AO3. I spend to much time working on them and I’ll be so upset I swear. Like there have been ones I’ve been working on for over a year on there. I’m trying to stay calm about it but I’m hella anxious at the thought…

[enemyoflactose]

Why can I only leave one Kudos? I want to leave another. There is more than one chapter.

[lavenderdiedforthetenthtime]

WHY COULDNT AO3 GO DOWN WHILE I WAS STILL KNOCKED OUT ON ANESTHESIA THIS IS C R U E L

[reniscribbles]

Ao3 is down for the next 3-4 hours but I promise I'll post chapter 29 of "Unlikely Friends" as soon as it's up again

[natnuszsstuff]

People pls i need merch with this

WE MADE IT FOLKS!!!

[avaantares]

Yet another AO3 bot situation - please spread the word!

Hi, it's me again, the person who wrote that viral post about fanfiction plagiarism! Today I'm here to warn you about abuse perpetrated by bots who have stolen AO3 usernames.

There's currently an epidemic of bots going around leaving (apparently random) horrible, hateful comments on people's fics. This isn't the first time bots have invaded AO3, but the big problem with this wave is that they're using real AO3 usernames to do it.

I learned about this when another writer contacted me after receiving the following comment on their story:

Now, while that is my username, I DEFINITELY did not leave this comment (and anyone who would leave something like that on a fic should be slapped! What an awful thing to post). This fic is in a completely unrelated fandom that I have never participated in, nor has that author participated in any of my fandoms, so the probability of it being some intentional fandom drama thing to make me look bad is also low.

The writer whose fic the comment was left on enlisted the aid of some friends and tracked down other guest comments with unrelated usernames attached, which is pretty strong evidence that they are being left by bots at random.

The TL;DR: If you receive a cruel comment from a (Guest) with an actual AO3 username attached, it's most likely from a bot. Please do not lash out at or dogpile the AO3 user who owns that name, and who in all likelihood has no idea that their name has been hijacked for evil.

If finding this kind of comment on a fic, even left by a bot, is likely to upset you, I would recommend changing your comment settings so that only users who are logged in can leave comments. To do this, edit your story settings, and under "Privacy," select the radio button that says "Only registered users can comment," as shown below.

Please spread the word to other AO3 users! And if you see mean guest comments on other fics, maybe let the author know that it's probably from a bot and not a real person who thinks their writing is bad.

[moldycigarette]

this x simon “ghost” riley

cw!: praise, size kink, creampie, breeding kink, bulge, simon’s a nasty dog (and i tried to warn ya)

—————

simon never fails to remind you how much bigger he is than you.

you’re short? no problem, all those missing inches go to simon. oh wait you’re tall? whatever, he still towers over you.

are you chubby by society’s standards? just means there’s more for him to love. skinny? that’s okay too, he’s always down to eat whatever you can’t finish.

no matter what size or shape you are, it’s a guarantee that simon is still bigger than you. and he always manages to remind you of that in the bedroom.

his large hands around your waist, pounding into you with his thick cock. he obsesses over the bulge in your cute tummy from his size, practically drooling over the fact that he can’t even fit inside you’re pretty pussy all the way.

whether he’s fucking you doggy style or in a mating press, he will always tower over you. he makes sure you’re cum is on his fingers and his tongue alone before he shoves his meaty dick inside you; this man has the libido and stamina of a god.

“g’nna fuck this p’ssy so good, love. fill ya’ up to the brim,” he moans, his thrusts growing more erratic as he feels that familiar heat in his stomach.

you’re coming right along with him, seeing stars while he peppers kisses in your neck. “such a good girl f’r me, g’nna make the best mama.”

—————

um sorry didn’t mean to let out my inner whore

[i-like-books-and-women]

Do you guys think Tumblr goes into panic mode every time ao3 goes down because we're still traumatized by The Great Ao3 DDOS Attack of 2023?

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

(This is so random and I'm going a bit insane at almost 3am😫)

Duke: Tim! Wssp?

Tim: *face half an inch away from his phone* reading.

Duke: reading what?

Tim: 🧍🏻‍♂️

Duke:🧍🏾‍♂️

Tim *mumbles*

Duke: huh?

Tim: *mumbles a bit louder* superbat😔

Duke: omg?? *whips out his phone and opens a recent tab* same?!

*staring at eachother in disbelief for a solid minute*

[Meanwhile in the other room]

Jason: *writing superbat fics*

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[kriz-smthn]