#WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a pain slut if i've ever seen one
#logan howlett#wolverine#SLUT!!!#deadpool#x men#mcu#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#poolverine#Whore...#mine
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a nosy socialite at an event, leaning down: “Oh Richard, it must be so hard for you in that house, what with Bruce’s…proclivities for nighttime guests.”
Dick Grayson, fully aware at age 13 that Bruce Wayne is a Loser™ whose only “nighttime guest” is Clark Kent, who comes over to “review cases” with Bruce before/after patrol while both of them awkwardly ignore any and all tension between them: “Something like that.”
#thoughts#bruce wayne#batman#dc#dick grayson#Robin#superbat#Clark Kent#Superman#socialite: your dad is a *whore#dick: god if ONLY#MAYBE THEYD STOP AWKWARDLY PRETENDING NOT TO FLIRT THEN
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Please remember your favorite writers are attention whores with a praise kink, they need validation to survive. Feed them comments and reblogs to save a life.
#fanfic writer problems#top gun maverick fanfiction#outer range fanfiction#marvel fanfiction#supernatural fanfiction#we are all just whores for a compliment#feed me
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The group chat with Wade, Logan and Nicepool
#me and the boys discussing Venom likeeee#HOW TF IS THIS STILL TRENDING YOOO YALL SOME WHORES!!! (its me. i am some whores.)#marvel#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#wolverine x deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#wade x logan#logan x wade#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#gay#lgbt#lgbtq#honda odyssey#yeh im including that tag because someone could've gotten pregnant there with all that motion#nicepool#shawn levy#i can fix him#i can make him worse#i can get him pregnant
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it’s like no one wants to fucking take their bloody hands and cup their lover’s face, making a streak of red on their cheek with their thumb before passionately kissing anymore
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#polls#polls and research#pointless poll#united states#midwest#hell#location#moving#america#look im sorry if youre insulted by me grouping some states but there are 12 Midwestern states and only 10 options allowed#i just took a trip across the country and my limited perspective is that Ohio is Not So Bad#i grew up in Missouri 🫠#why yes i am blazing this post#i enjoy whoring my ideas to the masses to satisfy my curiosity
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wow they literally got rid of the entire fucking site huh
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nobody touch me. nobODY FUCKING TOUCH ME—
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man, now we just need pizza delivery, not enough money for pizza and it'll be another porn trope lol
gender neutral reader, NSFW, pizza sauce is back
Ordering pizza for you and your pals, except the monstrous delivery guy had other plans for payment.
"What took you so long?" one of your friends asks, somewhat baffled by the delay.
You straighten your clothes and try your best to walk normally, as if you weren't just ravaged by a beast, and place the bent box on the table. You can barely remember what just happened; all you know is that you'll be avoiding the stuffed crust. You don’t want flashbacks to your torn hole.
"What kind of sauce is this, even?" someone else has lifted the cardboard lid, gawking at the drenched dough. A sticky, white liquid is splattered over the pizza.
You realize, horrified, how careless you were in your erotic escapade.
"Maybe it's better if I order another one", you suggest, cheeks burning up at the idea.
Except this time, you open the door to two gargantuan creatures. Your fuck buddy has brought reinforcements.
#next episode: poor monster couple has to deal with lemon stealing human whores#monster delivery#monster x reader#monster x human#monster smut#terato#teratophillia#monster fucker
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LANDO NORRIS U SEXY ASS MAN.
#everyone say thank you keegan for posting this masterpiece#f1#formula 1#lando norris#ln4#lando day#this whore...
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he’s a slut in a skimpy outfit.
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Bitches be like "this is my comfort character" and it's Logan the Worst Wolverine who hasn't had a day of happiness until Wade came in and gave him purpose, family and a new home.
#shoutout to @n0obmaster69 for a banger of a format#and this movie still trending? you damn whores (affectionately)#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#wolverine x deadpool#wolverpool#poolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#logan x wade#wade x logan#marvel#lgbtq#lgbt#gay#bitches be like#the worst wolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman
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fanon tim drake is so funny and of course people can have different interpretations of characters!! fanon is important especially bc of how many conflicting storylines and personalities dc has.
however. when fanon tim drake is an awkward boy who is scared of girls?? what do you MEAN tim drake doesn’t get bitches??? tim drake?? timothy jackson drake??
these aren’t even all of them!! there’s like 10+ i’m pretty sure. i’m like 80% sure he’s had more love interest than dick has. this man is a whore.
#let tim drake be a whore!!#it’s what he deserves#tim drake#damian wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#red robin#red hood#robin#nightwing#batfamily headcanons#batfamily
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