#WHO YALL GOT MONEY ON
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ME AND KUROO PLAY FIGHT WHEN
imagining a playful kuroo tonight
the kinda type where he likes to “play wrestle”. but the catch here is, he lets you pin his wrists above his head when you finally straddle him. and when you make some snarky remark about winning, his devilish smirk only grows when he asks, “you sure about that?”
before you can answer, he’s flipped the positions, looking down at you with those playful eyes. sometimes you whine and give in, but other times you’ll keep resisting, twisting your hips and trying to get out of his hold. you know you’re done for when he holds your wrists with one hand, and the other hand begins to trail down your neck. slowly ghosting over your pulse, your collarbones.
then, his attack on your side begins. loud howls of laughter can be heard down the hall, indistinguishable which of you is laughing harder. he only stops when there’s tears forming in your eyes and you both are panting for breath. he’ll place a gentle kiss on your nose, then your forehead, then your lips before saying “i always win, baby”
#WHO YALL GOT MONEY ON#ONE CHANCE DAWG ONE CHANCE#TJANK YOU FOR THE GOOD FOOD#kuroo testuro#kuroo tetsuro fluff#kuroo tetsuro imagine
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[Date of Tags: June 7th, 2024]
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[September 4th, 2024]
[THE BOYS: POG TOGETHER Official Trailer]
[For Context]
The lovely Edgar Marlowe, the #ITGETSPOG2025 graphic, trailer script, and one frame of art are all by @bucketfullofstrawberries. tysm again for fueling my shitposting and giving me the idea >:D Voiceover done by my brother. Virgil, Editing, and a few other frames of art are by me!
[for the unedited stills check under the cut!]
#artswin#yall this is too silly aksjhd#got this done in two days bc i didnt wanna do this during school#that being said hope yall enjoy this trailer#edgar marlowe#tsp fandom#tsp narrator#tspud narrator#narrator design#narratorverse#narraverse#paraverse#the stanley parable#the narrator#fake movie trailer#listen. if i had the money id deadass want to make this a movie#idk how but eh#minecraft movie trailer who? /j /j /j /silly#animswin#editswin#wow all the oz art tags :3#anywho goodnight america :3
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Uh Oh! Zoe got locked up and now the Doctor needs a quick way to make a lot of cash—
sorry he’s so tan, it was the palest color i own 🫥
here’s the key:
green - @cosmic-hoboandthehighlander (<banned for biting)
purple - @softlyblues
red - @crookedmen
black - yours truly (<also banned for biting)
Poor Jamie, looks like he’s gonna be stuck there for a while….
#ya know i didn’t intend to spend my saturday envisioning a scenario where two needed to pimp jamie out for some quick $$$#u can blame the SAS (Salamander Appreciation Society) for enabling me#no biting#biters will be banned 🫵😐 (unless u have more money)#enjoy my shitty art#classic who#doctor who#classic doctor who#jamie mccrimmon#fanart#my fanart#suggestive???#he’s got clothes on it’s fine#so how much are yall spending
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I miss you Lorna… this is such a mess
This is an old message and I had several other similar messages, but I miss you guys and hope you’re all doing well!! I’m sorry to see nothing has improved.
I saw I was kindly mentioned by @awesomefringey and some other commenters the other day, so just wanted to log in and say hello and log back out for a few more months. 💕
Sending so so much love to all of you. Take care of yourselves and each other, please.
The video is still on YT.
#Anywayyyyy#The fandom added a whole lot more C to my C-PTSD#So a nice random message every few months instead of a freshly posted death wish is LOVELY.#Don’t fret. On meds and therapied but fresh tf out of money from it so @ L and H… lornasaurusrexx at g*ail is the PayPal if ur bored 🙃#I hate to be like this but protect your hearts. They’ll never be able to look out for you guys and they feed these trolls ammo for snacks#and it seems to have only gotten worse. Gotta keep them hets hetbaited for their money whilst actively encouraging them to bully yall? Why?#STILL!? At this point it feels like they’ve both chosen that path deliberately now and I find it quite gross. but I’m also very far removed#So don’t worry about my opinions. Keep trusting your own intuition!!! You all see it. I love you guys and your beautiful hearts and empathy#But I hope they can sleep at night knowing the absolute fucking genuine WRECKAGE they left across the Big Gay War generation/era of Larries#Don’t worry guys I’m just as dramatic as ever. None of this has anything to do with them coming out or anything. Just how we were treated.#But trust I fuckin mean that shit from the deepest darkest pit of my Demon Larrie™️ heart. They encouraged this. 🤷🏼♀️#Anyone who cares about my actual life updates: I’m a school nurse now and will be working at a bougie summer camp over break#Had a surgery I needed. Got new tattoos and piercings. In a happy and healthy relationship with the best dude for almost a year now.#OH and I went to New Zealand last year with Prettytruthsandlies!!!! We made a pact back in our Big Gay War/college days to go. And we DID!!#I got overstimulated and overfed and puked in Hobbiton. 🤣 (It was the best time of my LIFE GENUINELY🥰🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹)#Okay BYE LOVE YOU GUYS#There are better and more humane ways to maintain a closet ..like literally STFU entirely. Ignoring it and not exploiting a kid is FREE#🇵🇸
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my hypster fc magazine came in the mail, and it was full of bangers as usual, but it is so important to me that you all know that kuukou, out of concern for the youth who can’t afford to travel to a temple, or that it’s too far etc etc, has decided to create a temple in the metaverse and therefore accessible from your smartphone LOL
#vee queued to fill the void#KUUKOU IN VR CHAT LMAO??????????????#the little blurb was written like he’s talking to us about his plans and he’s so funny lol#kuukou: those old farts aren’t gonna understand the use of tech so it’s up to me to show them the way 😏#also kuukou: idk how our patrons will hear my sermons i haven’t thought that far ahead yet#kuukou is literally faking it until you make it LOL#and i mean that so literally pls towards the end of him talking out of his ass about his plans he relays to us#kuukou: obvs this is going to cost a lot and i don’t got money jyushi’s broke and hitoya’s a stingy btch so i can’t rely on them#kuukou: and so i’m recruiting bon line dancers!!!!#kuukou: for those who apply as thanks i will build you an in metaverse grave using a percentage of donations yall generated#KUUKOU????????????????????????? HUH??????????????????? WHAT????????????????#anyway petition to get kuukou a vtuber or some digital avatar he keeps trying to reach out to us LOL#c: kuukou👑
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Stranger things stopped being a show after season 2 and became merch like let’s be real. Any integrity for storytelling went out the window the second they realized they can just make it one long commercial to sell yall shit
And yall fell for it. Yall ate that shit up. Sad but glad I’m not yall stay safe 🙏🏻
#like it’s embarrassing on every level#I genuinely believe they go into writing sessions like ‘ok what’s something we can market and sell… ok write that in’#and that’s how we got bitch ass Eddie#that’s literally how he was written and the fact yall can’t see that is a little concerning#but that’s capitalism baby!#who cares about integrity and art when you can just sell shit and make money !
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50$ to print 10 of the same skin has always been so insane to me. you're telling me it's 50$ to print....only 10.....of a single skin....and that's normal. And not only is that normal, that's what's required for a skin shop. where ppl may not even sign up for 10 runs. and then you're left in the shitter with at minimum 1-4 skins nobody wanted (not to mention if some people decide not to pay afterward) that you have to just pray someone finds & buys on the auction house. And it's 50$. Uhuh. And then that's just the artist's issue and fault and we're gonna blame them instead of the fact that a 10 print run costs as much as groceries.
#dont get me started on how gems to real money is i hate it and i think its stupid but in particular its bad for uma folks#i just cant comprehend it. i know yall making FAR too much bank off uma ppl don't beg me to turn your ads back on bro youre literally fine#fr#flight rising#chimechatter#yeah fuck it ill put this in the main tag who give a shit#50$ is such a slap in the face. not even to mention how hard it can be to keep accents within the 35% range so youre only spending 25$#instead. like u have to limit ur vision. which uscks. idk. just not a fan of it purrsonally. if you are then good for you ig#i just cant support pet site png packs costing more than like 10$ each. i cant do it. inconcievable.#EDIT: got one comment that made me want to write an essay on how FIFTY DOLLARS IS GROCERY MONEY AND THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE GAME IS DECORAT#NG YOUR DRAGON SO OFC PEOPLE WANT TO DECORATE THEIR DRAGON AND MY POINT STILL STANDS THAT 50$ IS INSANE#2000G/20$ IS SO MUCH MORE REASONABLE AND Basically if you even half-defend it i'm blocking you sorry.#“”“optional”“” premium item doesnt excuse fucking grocery money cost and not everybody wants to grind their life away fulltime petsite job#anyways. my point of this edit is im turning off notifs and if you send me an ask about this i'm blocking you. goodnight
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I'm entirely neutral about valentines day but telling people who are single and want relationships to just "shut up and give your friends candy and tell them you love them" isn't gonna solve their loneliness problem. You're not oppressed for having a loving partner. You can be a shoulder to lean on for your friends
#signed someone who has a ton of friends#got money from my parents for valentines day (and watching the house)#and guess what? im still single and alone and sad about it#waaah waaah if you dont wanna hear about it go hug your significant other and remind yourself how good you have it#if i ever get a partner and i act like how some of yall r acting old yeller me immedietly
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quick af btw >> you can hate dutch van der linde without calling him an evil snake who eats people..,,,, genuine serious if you think hes a cannibal GET OUT OF HERE
#yall the anti semitism in this room is CRAZYYYY#i see so many people boil his character down to >> greedy selfish money hungry manipulator who feels nothing narcissist#and then i heard there was a CANNIBAL THEORY GUYS PLEASW#points to him.... he has black hair and facial hair thats often shown in jewish charicatures AND a hooked nose..#im not gonna say any of it was exactly intentional or anything im just saying some of yall need to take a step back and think about where#some of these theories are coming from yknow#also cause the cannibal theory holds no ground. his tall trees camp LITERALLY HAS CHICKENS N SHIT RUNNING AROUND AND FUCKING PREDATORS#THAT KILL YOU MID MISSIOON I GOT EATEN BY LIKE 2 BEARS GUYS. PLEASE. HE CAN FUCKING HUNT.#also cause the first character who mentions being eaten by dutchs gang (which are mostly native americans btw) is the hyper racist professo#who only says it CUASE HES RACIST ASF guys please. please. idgaf theres bones under a chair theyre ANIMAL BONES he has DEER AND ELK SKULLS#EVERYWHERE GUYS. there are cannibals in rdr1 they established using an arm model for them. BUT ANYWAY im getting off track#you can hate him idgaf#this is a reminder that you dont even need a reason to hate a character you can just hate them#dutch van der linde#i will tag him idgaf i think its important enough
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sorry vent/rant again but pls pls pls help me boost my emergency comms my asshole dad fucked up this month's money transfer and he wont rush to help fix his fuck up and is instead delaying it when we no longer have money to even buy food
ive now resorted to using mom's cancer funds just to eat and buy groceries and im waiting on this one job to see if i passed their test and am still job hunting with no luck
we havent been able to do any medical stuff we needed to do cuz the money still isnt enough im so sorry for bringing this up on the dash again im just insanely overwhelmed and stressed out ;;;; i know everyone's in a tough financial position too but any reblogs and shares on my comms are as big of a help than any
thank u ;w;
#oh my woes#i just need a lot of eyes on my post then maybe someone whos got money to spare can be interested huhuhu#i rlly appreciate my clients im sorry i keep asking a lot ;;;;;;;#yall have been a big big help for us
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SWINFLR DRSGON? 🥺
sleazy, skinny, and greedy. truly a dragon after my own heart
#he 100% has a hoard of gems#its how he pays the SUV to get him human trinkets#which tbh just makes the SUV look even more stupid#in a world where dragons are discovered to exist and their currency is treasure and jewelry#and yall use paper money#if u got an anonymous donation that was a bunch of gold and jewels and said donor refused to show himself#you would have to be kindaaa stupid to not assume that its a dragon who is going to eat you once youve done his bidding#tfa wof au#tfa swindle
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Magenta 🤬
#my state is complaining about not having enough customers for psilocybin treatments#well as someone that heavily advocated for it to be legalized because of research and science lemme tell you why:#you gatekept your whole client base via outpricing them because you don't want to serve people with medium to low incomes#you only want rich people as your clients when the majority of people who could legitimately benefit from this treatment#are one paycheck away from homelessness or have to choose between an 800-1200 dose or buying groceries for the next month for their families#now look I get it you gotta get your cake and eat it too#but that's no excuse for isolating a large client base just because you're offended that poor people with mental health issues exist#if you want to keep this shit rolling and not have the state overturn anything#make it more accessible to people that truly need it and I'm telling you word of mouth travels fast#you'll get more clients more advocacy and more investment into research#by giving people an opportunity#and making them feel included in the process#thats what yall did when you started the petitions to get lawmakers to take the benefits seriously#so what changed?#what turned you into greedy cunts?#oh yeah money and again you're offended poor people exist#y'all know too folks will just go to a dealer they know and get it for cheaper right?#i mean whats the point in paying 3 to 5k for a special “retreat” where you pay an additional 1k to 2k for 3 doses#when johnny boy down the street can hook you up with 10 doses for 100 bucks and a bag of chips?#and btw guys wtf happened to all that money that was supposed to go to creating state of the art mental health clinics and facilities#when measure 110 got passed that decriminalized drugs?#no one has an answer???#hmmm#it's no wonder we are near dead last in mental health in this country#its like i said in the meeting: you guys love to profit off the suffering of others#magenta#magenta is my vent word
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WE'RE SO BACK
#limbus company#finally an end to this bullshit#wishing vellmori all the best in her future endeavors. hope we can see her art in another media one day!!#not to absolve pm of all grievances ofc. kjh still needs to get his act together and his attempt at hiding vell's secret retirement sucks.#plus his temper and tendency to cram shit#but with the vellmori problem kjh did his best. and his apology was a good one.#every doomposter who spreaded misinfo — who got soooo convinced that wishing pm a d kjh to die would ''help'' her:#yall owe vellmori fucking money. she wants to keep shit quiet but /nooooooo/.#anyway#the sea beckons#edit: deleted some tags with unsourced info. i was too lost in the hapoy sauce folks#*happy#furthermore: we may be sooooo back but we're not outta the woods yet. pm still has to handle court hearings with pmua.#however i dont think theyre lying about the voice recording so you can blame me if im looking at this a tad positively
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Bro no joke, forgetting that not everyone hates capitalism and then having to try have a reasonable conversation with someone about buying things... *eye twitch*
#to explain we will have person A - person B and then me#so person B is asking me if its ok to buy stuff from ebay - because i am a person that tries to avoid buying from amazon etc#and im like yeah should be because its independent sellers mostly - to be fair though yall. i barely buy anything online because i hate#online shopping. i try to buy things in person instead#anyways insert person A whos like 👁👄👁 oH aRe YoU oNe Of ThOse PeOpLE ThAt DoESNt pUrCHasE frOm AmAzON#yall im sighing just thinking about this conversation omfg its so stupid#anyways queue me explaining that yeah. i try to avoid it if i can because i dont like my money going to some motherfucker who doesnt need#the money (person B pipes in that jeff bezos is on the way to becoming a trillionaire which is Not Good 🙃 . thank you B now i will go on)#A then goes on to explain all the benefits to amazon “what if you want something the next day” i ask if theres really anything you truly#need right away like that. we used to live in times where you would have to wait or find it in a shop. A says “oh but its so cool and#convenient“ and i say sure. because they have the money and grew their business of being more 'convenient' than other businesses#A says “oh but the customer service is so good. if i want a return theyll do it straight away with no questions and maybe even give me#credit too“ and im like yeah. because they can afford to do that. ”sometimes independent sellers are in there too“ ok so buy from them then#If You Must but i can guarantee you mostly dont. not to mentuon theyre probably only on there in the first place because amazon has made it#so its one of the most popular places to use instead of anywhere else#and it went on. i just stopped talking eventually because it eas one of those situations where the other person was not fucking listening to#the point i was trying to make. which is that if you really have to. ok do it whatever. i get that its a bit impossible to avoid sometimes#im not gonna sit here and pretend when ive not been able to get something anywhere else i havent got it from there. but the point is to#actually think about WHY youre buying stuff and WHO the money is going to. because websites like amazon especially have created such a trend#of overconsumption. that you just buy stuff and then buy prime because oh its so cheap and useful and comes right the next day! and you dont#consider why any of these things are true. whos getting fucked over in the process. that you are one of the people getting fucked over!!!#lord i could go on but i shant#point is. genuinely do what you want like deep down i do not care it does not affect me and i know its not so straightforward#but people who just BLATANTLY and actively SUPPORT rich people (forgot to mention A kept talking about how the whole site was smart and that#Jeff was a genius blah blah) can you sit and realise that this whole system and that FUCKING Imbecile of a man are!!¡! a problem!!#i wish i could articulate it better but im leaving it at that#good morning yall xD#le text post
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sorry for buying so much snake jewelry i promise im not a majima stan
#snap chats#DISJSK AWFUL THING I REALIZED TODAY#for context my chinese zodiac is a metal snake#which wouldnt be anything on its own if my mom didnt have an extreme fear and hatred for snakes LMAOOOOO#its ironic you see. so i get snake jewelry for good luck :]#i bought a little snake ear. ??? like it goes around the uhh.... hold on#its an ear cuff <- dumbest bitch alive took five minutes to find and check the package#on the plus side i found the ring i thought i lost :) that caused me to buy another ring... cause my fingie felt naked.....#to the blokes working at zumies and hot topic im so sorry for makin yall look for it im stupid 😭#OH BUT ON TOPIC RIGHT.#yeah i also have a snake ring yeah- and yk i wear Metal cause Hehe Metal Snake#and it took me getting the snake cuff to be like.... hey am i just... getting majima-adjacent jewelry...#all snakes relate to majima dont you know#its why i keep sendig bestie pics of snake jewelry i find 🥰#but yeah i also got two new cross rings. one to replace the ring i thought i lost ☠️#but yeah i got em cause my mom also hates crosses#‘snap youre embarrassing please get over your mom being mean to you’ i will literally never#i didnt have a teenage angst phase i was too numb in my teens to do it right alright. let me have this#also wait no who said that your early twenties was just like. being a kid with adult money.#cause my sister co-signed me on that and yeah. like not old enough to be an Adult adult#but old enough to be an adult but your also an idiot. a big ass idiot who doesnt know anything yet.#I AM RAMBLING ANYWAYS im driving home now :] very happy with what i got today....#might draw daigo or masato in the bullshit i got... because i love projecting... BYE
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Magfest was fun! Walked around as Cammy, made a lot of “merch,” talked to a bunch of cool dudes, traded wares, met new friends and finally met old ones, got a jello shot from a Raccacoonie cosplayer, ate so much awful food, learned of new games, and got inspired.
I made so many buttons of cammypus and other funny creatures, folded 50+ origami boxes for the perler bead crafters, and drew on any paper I can find. It was nice and now I have no money.
#magfest#i may not have partied played video games all day or whatever but fun is diff for everyone#my fun is just seeing everyone having a good time. All the colors and being surrounded by folks who enjoy the same things i do#also i got to meet an online friend of over a decade. We played games and watched anime and did what friends would do#true friendship. But now. I gotta uhh fix the things i eat because we ate nothing but carbs#i have gained five pounds. I am squishie. But iv been inspired to try and fail because hey not everyone wins on their first try#we got a free hamster plushie for a game dev company whose game HAMSTERDAMflopped#im sure making so many pkushies hey anticipated a hit. But we cant have it all#and it inspired me to just believe we’ll have a hit and do our best. And if it flops. We can try again with something else or improving#on what we had. Thank you funny hamster plush named pim. Support their new game WILDMENDER#failure isnt the end of the world. And sometimes we’ll lose time money or effort on something that wont succeed#but thats jsut a step towards actual success#so heres hoping we get the balls to table at a convention and sell silly little trinkets we made#akso i want a button maker now#shoutout to zack viet and matt. I appreicate yall talking to me and your smallest support. Anything is everything.#watched everything everywhefe all at once. All that combined is tingling my brain towards thoughts
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