#kuukou: for those who apply as thanks i will build you an in metaverse grave using a percentage of donations yall generated | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

akkivee · 11 months ago

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my hypster fc magazine came in the mail, and it was full of bangers as usual, but it is so important to me that you all know that kuukou, out of concern for the youth who can’t afford to travel to a temple, or that it’s too far etc etc, has decided to create a temple in the metaverse and therefore accessible from your smartphone LOL

#vee queued to fill the void #KUUKOU IN VR CHAT LMAO??????????????#the little blurb was written like he’s talking to us about his plans and he’s so funny lol #kuukou: those old farts aren’t gonna understand the use of tech so it’s up to me to show them the way 😏#also kuukou: idk how our patrons will hear my sermons i haven’t thought that far ahead yet #kuukou is literally faking it until you make it LOL #and i mean that so literally pls towards the end of him talking out of his ass about his plans he relays to us #kuukou: obvs this is going to cost a lot and i don’t got money jyushi’s broke and hitoya’s a stingy btch so i can’t rely on them #kuukou: and so i’m recruiting bon line dancers!!!!#kuukou: for those who apply as thanks i will build you an in metaverse grave using a percentage of donations yall generated #KUUKOU????????????????????????? HUH??????????????????? WHAT????????????????#anyway petition to get kuukou a vtuber or some digital avatar he keeps trying to reach out to us LOL #c: kuukou👑

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