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i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

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glitter text gifs for ppl w bad memory inspired by my last night's rambles

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If Bluey’s mom works airport security, does that mean there was a Blueyverse 9/11? Do historical figures in our universe have analogs in the Blueyverse? Was Bluey!Obama’s first name Bark?

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sweet dreams are made of bees who am i, i’m made of bees everything is made of bees send help

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the objectivity of truth does not give you license to be cold and unfeeling

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The worst I’ve come across are two separate grandmas. jam-maw and guh

THIS IS KILLING ME

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I was looking at contact paper because I have some shelves to line like some kind of adult and while I was innocently browsing, I came across this. 

Horrifying. But it got worse. 

Imagine coming home from school and your mom’s all “Hey honey I redid your room!”

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i want to create a fighting game with absolutely no limits on the characters. for example one of the fighters will be MS Paint. one of them will be The Concept Of Time. one of them will be The Letter W. one of them will be sans

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*guy stuck in a timeloop voice* well the years stop coming and they don't start coming

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Anya being as popular with boys as her dad is with ladies but having the same social skills as her mother will never not be hilarious.

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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

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The US having an entire city in the middle of the desert dedicated entirely to gambling sounds like a thing other countries would make up about the US as a joke but its real and no one bats an eye at it