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Guys I was so excited for the miraculous movie…
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS
WHAT RHE FUCK
WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY
WHY IS MARIENETTE SINGING
WHY IS PLAGG FARTING EVERY 5 SECONDS GIVE HIM SOME FINE CHEESE MAN
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okay i'm only on the first episode of Carnival Row so i can't judge the whole show based off of this one scene, but. that one where the faerie chick starts flying during sex with that human dude. and they both start floating up in the air.... and there's this shot that reveals she's not gripping him round the middle with her legs and she's not holding onto him with her arms but he is definitely being lifted up into the air and it looks to be suspiciously by his pelvic region.... 😭😭😭 like i know i'm sorry i know it's supposed to be a serious scene cos she's indentured in a brothel or something i'm sorry i'm sorry but i legit cannot take it seriously when i'm pretty sure the implications of this are that she's clenching her pussy so hard she lifts him into the air by his cock i can't i can't i'm sorry
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oceanatydes · 8 days ago
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THIS IS THE MOST TERRIFYING CHOICES SPRITE I’VE EVER SEEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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symbiotic-slime · 2 months ago
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you haven’t truly experienced the full spectrum of human emotions until you’re sobbing because your favourite character just died and then fucking memories by maroon 5 starts playing
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pinacoladamatata · 5 months ago
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blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....
#solavellan#solas#gotta put out some tender stuff to balance the chaos target team leader solas has caused.#look i just need to go feral in the tags for a moment#okay the fucking. what's he call himself? the great adversary of her people's mythology....falls in love w a woman being forced into a role#not unlike his own#i t makes me c r a z y#like at one point he's all ooooh we're elves need to make sure the humans trust us to ensure safety. gives them a castle......#then he's all ''ooh you cant change the way your legend is getting out of hand. might as well accept it''#but he disapproves if you lean into it/call yourself the herald.#he approves of you fighting against the status quo. encourages sera to sow chaos and has a VERY interesting convo w her about power#''what lop of the top?'' ''yes.'' ''well what's that do except make room for a new top to come and fuck it all up?''#at which point he fuckin STUTTERS and is like. oh fuck. you're right. my bad. and then he shuts up in quiet contemplation#he's clearly wrestling w himself. and Ohmygod the felassanstuff.#like the Guilt. the Regret.#haunting that fucking rotunda.#and yet he's so in love w lavellan if they go that route.#like clearly some stuff was missing/fumbled in game. but like#how he fuckin screams for the inquisitor at the well?????!?! OK BOI?!#im just. the dread wolf. great adversary of the dalish pantheon.#turns out to be some somber grim guy with a fatalistic sense of humor who hates tea and greatly values free will#pina art
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salternator · 2 years ago
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Transphobia starter kit at HMV
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methoughtsphantom · 8 months ago
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Danny adopts Jason and Dan kills the Joker au
Danny adopts Jason not because of the pit but because he sees how hard the guy goes after the Joker. At first Danny thinks nothing of it, but then Jason gets all the core vibes typical of wanting to avenge something. that would be fine except Jason is a bby ghost and the thing he wants to avenge is his own’s death. It’s a feeling Danny almost didn’t have to struggle with, being that a portal killed him (except it was the reason he immediately went to have beef with anyone that crossed the portal. They were essentially aided with the device that killed him and that made him feel… threatened? Frostbite didn’t explain it all that well) so yeah here’s Danny having a bit of a heart attack because the Red Hood is actively seeking to be in the same room as his murderer which baby ghosts are not allowed to what the fuck. He personally won’t do it, (cause he’s never killed someone) but he’s not above asking his older brother Dan to do it.
Danny: think of it as a favor I’m asking of u
Dan: it’s murder, that way surpasses a favor
Danny: 🥺 i’ll buy u a donut
Dan:
Dan: make it a half a dozen and you’re on
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dnncats · 1 year ago
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slaying while slaying 🔪🩸
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lgbtlunaverse · 2 months ago
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I feel like too often people frame Nie Mingjue's issues as ignorance borne from safety. Like, they think that because of his privilege as a sect leader he doesn't know what it's like to be in danger and forced to make hard choices to survive. And I disagree. Strongly.
First of all, Nie Mingjue is very familiar with death not only from war but from. You know. Actively dying since the age of fourteen. Let us not forget Nie Mingjue is dead! Super dead! And maybe he didn't die the exact way he expected to but he did, absolutely, know he was going to die. To act like Nie Mingjue is unfamiliar with the scenario of "do something you find morally reprehensible or die" is to ignore that he has been living that exact scenario and chose death.
Nie Mingjue knows death is a risk for someone like Jin guangyao, in fact he explicitly acknowledges it even in his worst moments like the stairs in chapter 49. Had his issue been ignorance, then he would've responded to Jin Guangyao saying that he's in danger and has to sacrifice others for his own safety with "No you aren't you'll be fine." But he doesn't. He accepts the fact that jgy is in danger with no qualms and says: then you should die.
That's not him betraying his values, those are his values. He is, essentially, pro-suicide. Jgy is like hey I have a moral dilemma what should I do and nmj straight up goes "Kill yourself" and earlier that same chapter when he was faced with a moral dilemma he went "I'm gonna kill myself." He believes the solution to moral dilemmas is suicide! He is extremely consistent about this! When it's pointed out to him that it would have been dangerous for Wen Qing to oppose Wen Ruohan it doesn't phase him because he thinks putting yourself at risk to do the right thing is the only moral choice. The idea that he can only hold this belief because he is himself somehow not in danger, again, requires you to ignore that he is dying the whole time. And it doesn't deter him. He is the idea of self-sacrifice as a moral good taken to its absolute logical extreme. Someone who is ready to die and demands the same from everyone else.
It makes him a very fun case study for fandom, because a lot of fandom spaces also tend to revere self-sacrifice as the ultimate good, and yet we get very uncomfortable when someone starts demanding it of characters we love. Like woah, hold on, that's a bit too far isn't it? Only we the audience get to do that!
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recent-rose · 10 days ago
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hey i dont go here but jayce's speech about viktor in s2e9 isn't him saying 'u should never have tried to heal yourself, you were perfect the way u were x3' it was him saying that viktor's physical health never made him any less beautiful, never made him any less important, never made him any LESS, period. he wasn't saying viktor didn't need to pursue a cure for his ills like come on his motivation to invent hextech was to help people. to cure disease. viktor's first and foremost among them.
he said what he said because it was the thing viktor craved to hear most in his life, and that is why those were the words that punched through his defences even as the machine herald: jayce loved him wholly and unconditionally, healthy or ill, good or bad, human or inhuman. he would always be loved just the same.
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naggascradle · 3 months ago
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mintbees · 8 months ago
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Watcher moving all of their content going forward to a paid streaming service for JUST their own content and not posting on youtube anymore? Pitching that idea to a mostly young viewer base who dont want to/cant pay for an extra streaming service? ohhhh they're so cooked
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navree · 5 months ago
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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qqueenofhades · 1 year ago
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May I present the best headline I've seen today:
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Look, the Fulton County people have already said they plan to give him the full works: fingerprinting, mugshot, perp walk, releasing height/weight, etc, all the usual criminal treatment that he's managed to avoid so far. So yeah, he's gonna fucking HATE it, and if I don't see the mugshot everywhere on everything and made into all the memes you can think of, the internet will have failed me.
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1c0nic-a1t · 27 days ago
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This didn't even feel like mha, this epilogue felt so forced. They had no romantic chemistry; nor implication, and it seems like he tried using Toga's death as an excuse to just pare Ochako with Izuku (not saying that's what he intended, but it kinda looks like it, to me at least). It doesn't look like this ending was intended, it looks like it was just added to make the DudeBros™ happy. I feel like this wasn't what Hori wanted for the ending, I think he was told to rewrite it. Like, didn't he say in interviews how he didn't like endings like this? How he didn't like that that's how Naruto ended? Wouldn't he want to not do that, especially to his own story? Sorry if this seem pretty tin foil hat of me, but I think Shonen Jump had something to do with this. And I'd argue they've been planning to do this chapters ago, maybe even the whole time; regardless of how the story was gonna go. Idk, but whatever it was, it still ended HORRIBLE
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cobraonthecob · 2 months ago
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so. the new atla comic was announced to be released and as one of zumai's biggest haters, i hate the premise
but this isn't about them, that's not really relevant except to explain how i was made aware of this cover
it's about what the artist gave kiyi because WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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let that sink in
it took me a good minute to realize that it's supposed to be a shirt layered on top of another, which makes sense because it is common for royalty to do that, but the outer shirt...i have never seen that in my LIFE before (source: i'm of chinese, japanese, and korean descent, i know what my people's traditional clothes look like), is that supposed to be a holster for swords? a backpack? nope. it's supposed to be a shirt. why it makes an x with the bordered part instead of a y, i don't know. maybe it's for a math nerd or something lmfao
so here's me circling the collar and the bottom part of the shirt in dark blue because i have never seen that before. all my cultures wrap our clothes around our bodies, but whatever kiyi has going on is virtually impossible and we'd never wear that????
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i did a quick shitty edit to fix the damn shirt because i got annoyed
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it looks marginally better and does fit in line with the show, i'm not satisfied because it doesn't exactly look like something a royal/high-ranking girl would wear to an academy. i will make a separate post about a redesign because i wanted to get that edit out there
also i should've changed the high collar shirt but i was making this edit under a minute to get my thoughts out
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