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Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏
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#no Stan don't use the puppy dog eyes Fidds won't be able to say no!!!#yeah I don't know where this is going but i made more lol#should i keep going i actually don't know#are you guys liking this PLEASE ANSWER ME 😭🙏#stan has hit the luck goldmine in his lifetime of the exact opposite#the last time he was this lucky he was born and even he's not too sure how lucky that actually was 🙏#Fiddleford does NOT want to rebuild that portal guys 🙏#i have a feeling that he might anyway though 🤞🙂↕️#cole's art#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#gravity falls comic#yeah cause i am drawing comics now#that small drawing i did as a joke has really run away from me..#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#vampire fiddleford#werewolf stan pines#werewolf stan#gravity falls halloween au#i love you guys that followed me for this 🙏#why is stan spilling his guts about pushing his brother into an interdemensional portal to the first shmuck that walks by??#well..... idk he sees Fidds and hears that he knows Ford and he sees him as Ford's friend and he thinks oh man he deserves to know#mullet stan
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pls pls heard me out...FIDDLESTAN! <3
ok, i got this ask ten days ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since. Because I got two other asks asking for fiddauthor, and I dON'T KNOW HOW TO LET THEM DOWN LIGHTLY BECAUSE I'M A FIDDLESTAN BITCH THROUGH AND THROUGH 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!
Don't get me wrong, fiddauthor is great and makes sense and everything. But listen. Billford and fiddauthor are multidimensional ships, they are good! But FIDDLESTAN!?!? that shit is the WHAT-THE-HECK-A-HEDRON!!!!!!! Even though it's literally 100% speculation, the implications are FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!! I jumped between three ships so far during this gravity falls thing, each time thinking one is better than the other. I've decided that FIDDLESTAN IS KING!!!!!! I'm sorry. I could rant about them forever. I've been listening to nothing but extended versions of disco music for the past week. (YES THEY HAD A CRAZY ROMANTIC FLING IN VEGAS NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE!!!! (yes i will. I will elaborate at some point. it will be like ten pages or text. or I will draw it. idk.))
Here is a sketchbook doodle from like a week ago. I'm gonna post another fiddlestan thing in a few moments, but my style changes like I'm a completely different artist every week without warning, so I'm gonna leave this by itself!
He comes into YOUR house, he steals YOUR identity, and he fucks YOUR research partner!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!
#i've noticed lately#after we've opened our eyes to some of fords assholeyness#some people are like 'hold on guys i think were being a little too hard on ford 🥺'#NO WE ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!#I hail from the iz fandom where everyone knows dib is fucking awful#and we LOVE him for it!!!!#will NOT shy away from admitting how terrible he is - it's why we love him!!!!!#ok enough rant#me typing on tumblr about this shit is like opening pandoras box#gonna close that up now for everyones safety#fiddlestan#gravity falls#stan x fiddleford#gravity falls fanart#ask#answered#anon#sketchbook
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Gravity falls comics compilation Volume 1 download here!
#Felt genuinely sick thinking about post weirdmageddon fiddauthor where they reconnect and fall back into old habits of researching together#and the enrichment of talking to each other with different puzzles#It's their little thing... Ford makes riddles in numbers and Fidds unravels them... Ford makes the equations and Fidds builds the machine..#Ford asks and Fidds answers back... This is their mating dance. This is their Thing.#fiddleford#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleauthor#fiddauthor#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#stan pines#stanley pines
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Ford overestimated his brother's social skills and charisma, thinking that this alone would allow Stan to survive on his own out there. Also, Stan screamed that he didn't need Ford or anyone when he was driving away from home and Ford probably believed that Stan was cutting him from his life by saying that. And the fact that, from Ford's perspective, Stan never tried to contact him again (we know that this is not true but Ford don't) just made this seem true.
Also, if someone didn't desevered Stan was Filbrick. Stan spent over ten years homeless, in poverty, going in and out of prison and getting into trouble with bad groups of people because of Filbrick's decision of kicking him out of home. Stan could have easily died or been seriously hurt in that span of time, under those conditions and that would be Filbrick's fault not Ford's fault.
Yes, tbh. On both accounts.
Ford probably did think Stan'd be fine because of his social skills and charisma. And with caller ID not being a thing, Ford would have no idea Stan did call him during that time, but hung up without saying anything.
And yes, Ford is not the villain here. Filbrick is.
#if i were in ford's position i'd be telling myself stan could make it cause of his charisma and social skills too#hell as it is i know damn well my younger siblings are FAR better equipped to make it in the world on their own than i am#because they actually have charisma and social skills where i am sorely lacking in that department#my little brother's already moved out and is doing fine#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#grunkle ford#stan twins#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#filthy ford apologist squad#ford defense squad#ford protection squad#anon#answers
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I would love to hear you talk about Kassandra???
So, what can I say about Kassandra.
Well, firstly, I've been thinking about how I want to answer this question since I got it however many months ago and I figured I wanted to speak about my own interpretation of things rather than formal stuff - half because I don't want to cite anything since going through Iliad based papers brings me little joy and half because I figure I could treat it a bit more casually this way. So here's like, a very brief selection of thoughts I have about Kassandra, Saintess of Troy.
I view her tale as a microcosm of the wider tale of the Fall of Troy from Apollo's perspective. A human is given a choice and, of their own free-will, they make the most destructive decision ignorant of the way they're sealing their own fate and no matter how much their patron will want to save and help them, they will be unable to so much as lift a meaningful finger because the choice made is one that is sealed in Fate and powers far beyond any one god. The themes of doomed love are also shared; Kassandra loved Apollo just as Apollo loved her but she couldn't be what he wanted of her. She couldn't accept what it was he was offering, no matter how much power, honour and love he tried to tempt her with and in a lot of ways, I think of her devastating visions of doom and death(tm) as a physical parallel to the feelings Helen must be tormented with knowing that she will be cited as the reason of such mass death, destruction and violence. Likewise, I see Apollo's inability to save Kassandra up until the end as representative of his wider inability to save Troy. All his love and blessing were not enough, even though all she had to do was take his hand, it simply wasn't meant to be and so I imagine that must be a fresh hurt for him with each beloved mortal he loses during the campaign.
Kassandra is genuinely so interesting? Both as a character and as a narrative idea; she sits almost in the center of so many fascinating parallels and foils that it gets me so excited whenever she comes up in conversation! I've mentioned it briefly before but she forms a very neat triad with Iphigenia and Troilus which runs parallel to the three dominant male powers in Iliad - Agamemnon, Achilles and Apollo. They're what I somewhat refer to as the sacrifice trio, innocents who must ultimately be abandoned and stripped away for the sake of the desire of their sacrificer, in turn revealing something intrinsic about the nature of the man. For Iphigenia, she reveals that Agamemnon truly values his ambition over all, that his image and status as a leader is more meaningful to him than the love of his family (which, of course, dooms him in the end). Likewise, for Achilles, Troilus' sacrifice reveals that no matter the glamour or glory that crowns Achilles' head, his rage is ultimately his most powerful feeling and it burns bright and hot no matter the circumstance, opponent or arena. For Apollo, Kassandra's sacrifice (which is much more symbolic as he is a god and therefore need not actually physically kill her) reveals his position as the 'loser', one who will be scorned and reviled and lose all the things he loves no matter how closely he cherishes or adorns them. He can't protect the mortals he's blessed, he can't protect his children - he can't even save one woman. She also has that aforementioned triad with Helen and Andromache - the sequestered women; doomed to wait and pray but each, in their own ways working to save and support their own in the conflict. They're all haunted by the promise of what awaits them - Andromache's hopes and future lies with Hector and with her son yet she is the embodiment of a war-wife, solid and stoic in her support when Hector returns but suffering deeply knowing each fight could be his last. Helen, of course, carries with her both the suffering of the greek women and the hatred of their men - if Andromache fears death taking the breath from her beloved fighters then Helen bears the weight of death upon her shoulders, all grief and scorn is bore like a crown upon her head and she must bear it. It is her duty to bear it. Kassandra then becomes the suffering of the young women - they who are surrounding on all sides by throngs of death and do not know why it has come, they whose screams intermix with that of the dead upon them. There is no avatar for Kassandra to experience the war through, no reason for her to be stoic or strong or upright. She tears her hair, hysterical at the suffering that is poured into her mind day in and day out, wild and unrestrained where her elders must hold their grief and tame it. In this way, she gives voice to the voiceless, she screams for those who cannot and is reviled for it - a young woman surrounded by death yet ordered not to speak a word of its stench or horror. There's many more things I can talk about too such as the whole Kassandra as Apollo's living Palladium thing or the Kassandra-Electra-Clytemnestra trio or even Chryseis as a reflection of Kassandra and how the taking of a priest's daughter could be seen as tantamount to trying to steal away Kassandra (and how this eventually wraps back around to the actual incident of Kassandra being stolen away and ending up right back under Agamemnon's care just as Chryseis before her) but like, we would be here all day.
Y'all maybe this is a hot take but scorned woman Kassandra is like, the most boring interpretation of her ever. She has so much life and passion in her, so much joy, so much despair, so much love - making her jaded and cynical towards both her fate and her god is such a slap in the face to me of what her character could and generally does seem to stand for. Kassandra never stopped loving Apollo - likewise, Apollo (at least to me) never abandoned her. All in Troy suffer heavy, cursed fates - Kassandra is one of the few who at least had some awareness of how hers would turn out. I like that she's a fighter. I like that she screams and cries and spits and is expressive and ugly in her torment and grief when so many of the women around her cannot afford to be. I like that she said no and despite how much she suffered for it, she never begged for her yolk to be taken from her because she knew that the choice she made was the right one for her. She's raw, she's vivid, she's human and more than anything, that's what I love so much about her.
#ginger answers asks#Oh my god after twelve million years I finally answered it#Obviously I could say like a limbillion more things about Kassandra - much like with a lot of the lovers of Apollo#I have a pretty much inexhaustible amount of opinions about them but Kassandra is most interesting to me as a prophetess and woman than#as a lover tbh. I like interpretations where she refuses Apollo because she's ace btw - like I'm sure if she'd just said that Apollo#would've been cool with it but they'd already made a deal and everything so#Anyway Kassandra Andromache Hecuba Helen - I think all of them are EXTREMELY fascinating women#I think a lot of people tend to flatten all of them a lot which I think is really unfortunate#I mean it's the same with the greek women don't get me wrong - Clytemnestra Deidamia and Penelope are not exempt from the enflattening#But I do feel bad about people's incessant need to 'girlbossify' so many of these women who ultimately are just trying their best.#They just want to live like everyone else. I wish there was more space to recognise and celebrate that#kassandra#kassandra of troy#apollo#agamemnon#achilles#hecuba#helen#the iliad#greek myth#Anyway stan Kassandra fr and thank you so much for the ask Hogwings - I hope it was worth the wait LMFAO
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So I've got this idea of Stan with a tongue piercing (lets be honest he's had a bunch of piercings, a lot of them just closed over time or he had to take em out cause he couldn't take care of them)
Anyways, Ford finding out because he sees it glint in Stans mouth and the first time he thinks its a trick of the light but eventually he realizes and asks Stan about it and Stan brushes him off.
All this to say, Ford gripping the back of Stans head and commanding him to open up then getting frustrated when Stan doesn't respond quick enough and just gripping stans jaw and forcing his thumb into Stans mouth, pressing his tongue down, to pry it open so he can see for himself since Stan wants to be stubborn about it.
#and then just rubbing his fingers in stans mouth as he prods the piercing and questions stan about it#and stan exactly cant answer (because your fingers are in his mouth idiot)#he makes it his mission to find all of stans other piercings that he doesn't know about#of course he then proceeds to put that knowledge to good use (eventually)#stan is wide eyed and mortified (because he liked it)#and lowkey pissed because why the hell was ford even comfortable enough to do some shit like that in the first place#the lowkey part being because he's still kinda stun locked#i just think ford would have all the audacity#and stan is wondering where the fuck ford got it from#not the stan tongue peircing post i intended on making but its what happened#stancest
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breaking: old man trying to visit his family for Christmas after four months on the ocean viciously attacked the second he steps through the door, more at five
#[stan voice] i think you kids have got it confused my name is grunkle stan not jungle gym#you CANNOT convince me that the twins didn’t ensure that the grunkles were invited to the Pines holiday party#dw Ford gets an equally enthusiastic greeting he’s just getting stuff out of the car at the moment this pic was taken#don’t ask me how the extended family found out about the whole secret-assumed-dead-twin-brother situation i do not have an answer#let’s just assume that everyone has accepted whatever lie they were presented with and moved on :P#sorry to hit you with a christmas thing in september. inspiration waits for no man#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#gravity falls fanart#my art#don’t follow me for gf stuff i’m probably not doing more#ok maybe a little bit more we’ll see where the hyperfixation leads
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me all week:
#no but i need dunk to choke joong at some point ngl #if he could do it in hidden agenda he can do it in the heart killers (x)
#no truly!! i need dunk to grab joong's throat too in thk! (x)
#no but!! what i've also been thinking for a whole week now is: #as much as style is enjoying having fadel's hands around his neck... #i hope we'll get to see style choking fadel too at one point #like!! we KNOW dunk isn't opposed to choking joong 🤭🤭 #there's also that one shot during the ep8 make-out where zo's hand wanders along joke's throat #so yeah i'm hoping and praying he'll do it again for thk #let fadel and style choke EACH OTHER 🙏🙏🙏 (x)
dunk for me personally in today's episode:
#HELLO YES I WON#the heart killers#fadelstyle#stylefadel#thk#thk ep4#airenyah plappert#adrm#truly blessed as a joongdunk stan <3#and next week i' getting more roman empires of mine answered!!!!!#specifically the ''whenever i'm with you sometimes you make me feel scared sometimes you make me feel safe'' scene#and also the one where they're hugging/kissing at the car shop#i love it here
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Grunkle Stunkle wins the Funkle Bunkle!
my bus is running late and i looked down at my phone and saw this. it made me smile. a little ray of light in my infinite darkness. grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle
#mothra answers#the video that people are reposting on twitter cuts off my favourite part though#where after stan hits wendy in the eye they move between two of his frames to make it look like he’s dancing in celebration#it kills me i love it
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I guess now people will stop accusing Sebastian that he played T****p because he loves him so much. But, on the other hand, knowing people...
I'm sorry, what? I know I shouldn't be surprised but... You're seriously telling me that there are people out there who thought he loves trump? We're talking about Sebastian, who is an immigrant, who is very vocal about his love for strong women and his support of women in general, who regularly works with charities, stands for equal rights and has literally said before that he thinks Trump is shit, and who, let's not forget, is an ACTOR who is playing a part in a MOVIE, which is very clearly critical of trump and everything he stands for? I mean??? What is wrong with people. The man is just doing his job, honestly. Also this is exactly the kind of thing he talks about when he mentions entitled "fans" who think they know him and can demand things of him smh
#again#I know I shouldn't be surprised#but wow#also I literally saw someone say the other day that sebastian should 'stop lurking in fandom spaces' because what is said there#is not meant for him#and I'm????#first of all why would he do that#and second#WHEN#when do you think this man has time to go online and find fandom spaces where people are shitting on him#he has been flying all over the world working his cute little butt off for *months*#he doesn't have time to lurk wtf#if he sees or hears criticism it's because people are crossing boundaries and harrassing him#anyway#some people are just delusional I guess#rant over#sebastian stan#the apprentice#minnie answers
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are you aware of how passive aggressive you come across when you talk about angela? it really isn't helping when you claim to not hate angela.
It isn't even about Angela though. If they had Tommy on 6 episodes out of 7 in a week I'd still be annoyed or if it was Trevor or Shayne. I just want more variety. I want Smosh to stop acting like Angela is their solo cast member star of Smosh and therefore she must be front and center in all videos.
#smosh#smosh negative#asked and answered#lilac answers#angela stans are getting to the same levels as damien stans where you cannot say one opinion that goes against the grain about them jfc
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I was wondering, does Fiddleford still have a wife in your Halloween au? And if yes, does she know about him being a vampire?
I've been sitting on this ask for a bit, but I think I should finally answer.
In my AU, Fidds is actually pretty old-- not like ancient or anything, but surely a few centuries?
Anyway, so way back, when he was human, he did have a wife and a kid!! But when he got bit and became a vampire, he actually outlived them :(
He tries to think about them often, but it's definitely one of the things he chooses to erase when he creates the memory gun
#if you were a bored immortal what's the first thing you're doing?#exactly-- wait around until the 1970s to go to a college that happens to be no one's first choice where you get a roomate that you befriend#and after graduating with an engineering degree and waiting a few years you get a call from him while workin in your garage#and he ropes you into coming to live with him to help him with this big project#and then you really DO get roped into his project literally and you're traumatized by the experience so you quit and leave#but y'know it just so happens that you received an invite to a vampire “meeting” that really is just a party#and you don't have a good time but on the way back to your motel you run into this guy that looks a little like your buddy but he's greasie#chubbier just grosser in general-- oh yeah and a werewolf#and then it turns out that your buddy actually managed to fall into the nightmare portal and his brother the werewolf#wants to get him out and he finds out that you helped build it originally#so you get tied in to domestic hijinks with the brother of your friend while you both try to work together to build the portal#and you accidentally fall in love with your friend's twin brother- the werewolf#or well that's what i would do if i was a cursed immortal y'know#cole's answering#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#stan is really only mentioned in the tags they kinda got away from me sorry guys this always happens#werewolf stan pines#vampire fiddleford#gravity falls au#gravity falls halloween au
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You mentioned that all the Wayne's post thirst traps. And that Damian's are like Victorian women showing some racy ankle. What does he consider a thirst trap then.
Have you ever seen a man in a dark turtle neck sweater.
#sophie speaks#sophie answers#also he thinks the rest of the batfam are pathetic and embarrassing but ALSO he's just. too competitive#its beneath him. but also he got like 20k more likes than dick without even posting ass in yoga pants so who is winning#his thirst traps are unbelievably obnoxiously artsy#'paint me like one of your french girls damian' 'what the fuck did you just say to me'#he would do it btw if you offered to nude model for him i think like you'd actually see his brain explode#thats off topic ANYWAYS all his posts are like beautiful lighting that makes it hard to see him#and hes always fully covered#suits and shit. he also likes those domtop shots where the camera is literally pointed at his shoes#people go crazy over that and while he wont admit it its very obvious he feels quite smug about it#its like a cold war for him he's never gonna speak it out loud but he IS winning (delusional)#in reality its pretty evenly matched. everyone except cass and duke have extremely feral fans tho#reader in www is one of them lets be honest#stan twitter queen you know her posts where going viral
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this is both the best and most cursed thing ive ever made. goodnight
emo neoptolemus. based on this gem. he sends this to tele who either straight up dies or falls madly in love. or both... >:3
OH MY GOD???? HE’S SUCH A LIL EMO FREAK 😭😭😭😭 HES SITTING IN HIS ROOM BLASTING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE i just know telemachus sees this and has a heart attack. this is the best thing ive ever seen in my life and im so serious
#i keep making mcr jokes abt neo but i actually think his fav of the emo trinity would be fall out boy#i just know he got so invested in the brendon urie ryan ross drama#i actually can’t breathe i’m so obsessed this is literally just canon to me#okay listen. neo is an emo purist in that he listens primarily to the emo trinity#and telemachus is a paramore hayley williams stan emo#modern au where they’re enemies on stan twt and they qrt each other and fall in love LMFAO#this is genuinely so canon to me#imeda answers asks!!#greek mythology#art museum#neoptolemus#pyrrhus
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there really are fics that you go back to when you get back into pairings you used to be into but like. i can't tell which klapollo fic i'd be going back to if i ever left then came back.... too many good ones in my book 😭
#.docx#if i'm strong enough i may reread lucid dreaming but goddd it hurt so much... i can't#hot for justice may be the copout answer but a lot of bevioletskies fics are up there for me#i know what got me back into haikyuu in highschool was the kghn whump one . so delicious#tkym groundhog day fic you will always be famous though#god knows how many times i read that#when i watched the movie back in may though i read neither of those. i read courtship ritual of the hercules beetle n cried myself to sleep#for stenbrough it's definitely the one where stan gets amnesia. who said that. i wasn't into that pairing
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