#WHERE DID U COME FROM

[f1-birb]

HULK????

[bg-brainrot]

Hello random influx of followers, I promise I write fic sometimes (even if I've been bad about it recently) 🫠

[productofaritual]

I would like to give a warm welcome and warning to all my newly acquired mutuals and/or followers.

Hi. I'm fucking batshit. Read my pinned. This has been your official government issued warning. Direct all lawsuits and therapy bills to the shredder on your left. Feel free to take a cookie from the tin on your right. Have a nice stay :D

[gaywormiez]

get this stupid idiot OFF OF MY SCREEN!!!!

[radio-ghost-cooks]

there was glue in my hair???? i haven't touched a single bottle of glue since i was 10???? fuckin huh??

[sloppy-syrup]

YAAAYATATAYAFEYASGZGYAAAAYYY

GOING ABSOLUTELY FERAL RN

HELLO SUSUEBDIUEHEJD??

SMILING SO WIDE U CANT COMPREHEND U HAVE NO BUSINESS DOINF THIS TO ME ??!1?2!

[oepionie]

WHAT THE FUCK? /POS

UHHH UHH ??!?! THANK U?

[jackalllope]

WHEN DID I GET 900 FOLLOWERS WHAT.

[i-imade-a-thing]

Me, seeing sudden increase in notes for my old cringy art:

[nonenglishenglishman]

me staring in shock at our pokemon fictives because woah where tbe fuck did you guys come from WHY ARE YOU HERE??

(im pretending pokemon wasnt the first piece of media besides metal gear that we were ever allowed)

[doom-player]

Owahhg. Hello Poeple

[voiider]

I need codependent Danny/Jason as a little treat (for me) and I love the idea of them having some sort of instant connection the moment they meet (bc ghost stuff idk)

Danny who's been dropped in Gotham with no way home (alt universe??) and he's been here for 36 hours and having a Very bad time senses a liminal being and immediately latches onto them heedless of the fact that his new best friend is shooting at some seedy guys in an alley and goes off about how stressed he is and how he can't make it back to the ghost zone and what a bad day he's been having (and it's important to note Danny is a littol ghost boy literally hanging off of Jason's neck as he floats aimlessly) and Jason is like "who are you??" And Danny is like "oh sorry I'm Danny lol" and then just continues lamenting his woes

And honestly ? This might as well happen. Nothing about this Danny guy(is he human?) gives Jason a bad vibe and tbh he's never felt more calm and level headed before so he just keeps up his usual Red Hood patrol and doesn't even think about it when he heads back to a safehouse and feeds Danny dinner (breakfast) before crashing for half the day

The only thing I actually need is Jason meeting up with the bats for some sort of Intel meeting and they're like "uhhh who's that" and Jason is like "that's Danny." And does not elaborate (very ".... What do you have there?" "A smoothie" vibes)

And it takes them a while to realize that these two have known each other for less than 12 hours and are literally attached at the hip

[s0rr3l]

modern AU where BM:W is a tv show… idk

@jeminiikrystal @blackknight-kai @marcu-bug

steal their look (clothing links/inspo below)

1st pic - DO pants (when i reverse image search i can't seem to find it???)

DO shirt drawing is from the achievements of the BMW game

Liyu shirt

2nd pic - DO outfit/pin

Liyu outfit

3rd pic got no refs, you can tell i tried to freehand that

[skidcd-megamix]

THE REST OF THE METAMY WEEK I FAILED U METAMY NOOOOOOO

IN ORDER, MEMORY, MOVIE, FASHION

[byfulcrums]

I hate it when people make the DC characters feel scared of Phantom. Or when they make them freak out over how crazy his life is

Most of the characters would just go “Oh a Ghost King! That's cool” and either attack, befriend or ignore

They always write Dick to be the responsible one when he's not. If he saw this child he wouldn't go “Omg he's so young!!! Poor baby!!!” he'd go “Oh god no please don't let B see this one” and then “Hey this one's kind of fucked up. I'm going to keep it for a while to see what happens wish me luck🤞”

Or when they make the JL freak out about him. Guys, Flash is able to break reality, time travel, destroy the multiverse and more. If he finds out Danny is Dick's clone or something he'd go “again? How many clones are there?” and just vibe with it

Danny would be so happy to find people who just don't give a shit about how weird he is. He only has his friends and sister and they're just. Three people. This boy needs mental help and everyone freaking out about him isn't helping. He's just vibing with his new also overpowered friends

“Yeah so I'm half dead. I was killed by a ghost portal that opened right where I was, and instead of actually killing me it brought me back to life. I'm a ghost possessing its own body. Sometimes if I feel too weak I'll look the way I looked when I died — with my chest half open and my eyes bleeding. My blood is green. I will probably see everyone I love die. Wild, right?”

“Oh yeah! I've got my own experience with dying. It sucks, man. It's funny for the fastest man alive to not have been able to outrun death lmao. Speedsters also age really weirdly. I'm a married adult with two children but I look like I'm 18. But then later I look like I'm 30. And then 20. And then 40. Sometimes I'm afraid I'll look into the mirror and won't recognize who I see haha”

“Talking about body horror! I don't know if I'm the real me. I've created so many mes (the scout thingies) that I can't tell if I'm the original one or not. Maybe I died, and I'm the only thing that remains of me, and I would never be able to tell. I could be being tortured right at this moment. I could be trapped in the speedforce. And no one would ever know because I'm right here, but if I'm not me then they'd live with an imposter by their side”

“Ahh, body horror. My old friend”

(they're all on the verge of a panic attack)

Danny, glowing with a green light at 3am in the kitchen: Hey what the fuck are you doing here

Green Lantern, also glowing with a green light: I live here you fuck

Danny: Shit this isn't my house??

[astraldrake]

her :D