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AO3 and Tumblr can never go down for maintenance at the same time because there would be no one to watch their children (us, the users) and there’s too many of us to hire a babysitter

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Oh no what happens if you lose your healthcare? What’re you going to do if you can’t afford it without medicaid?

It’s really simple actually. The solution is I die

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I saw a post going around a while ago (including from a non-US moot) about getting comfortable lying to law enforcement

Here's the thing. In the US.

DO NOT TALK TO LAW ENFORCEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

If you are in a situation where you're lying to law enforcement, you are already interacting too much. STOP TALKING.

You can ask if you are free to go. You can keep asking.

Per the National Lawyers Guild, ESPECIALLY do not lie to the FBI. Do not say things to them that could be construed as lying. Those are serious charges. The best way around that is NOT TALKING.

In the words of the National Lawyers Guild: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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I hate my birthday. Genuinely hate it. Another year. Yay? Nope. I hate it.

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Ain't this some shit.

Copaganda is malware.

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My brain just decided the plumbers are hitmen

Why?

Oh because they had a walkie talkie and knew some numbers of the apartments

I hate this

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Also am I manic right now? I really can’t tell

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I literally was cofronting with Cly the other night and it was so obvious in my texts to a friend that she was like someone else was sending them and yeah because it was Cly

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So I went to walmart to buy some things, I got black compression arm sleeves and a knife

Obviously I chose self checkout because first ew people and second those two things bought together at the start of summer is very suspicious

Like hello no I don’t cut my arms please don’t think that

I cut my thigh

So yeah self checkout

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Went to the movie theater today and almost had a panic attack

Why? Oh because there were too many people nearby

And the theater was mostly empty

I need a nap

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Some sw fans will look you in the eye and tell you that the boring warrior people are more interesting and fun than literal wizards with laser swords.

Guys stop.

Jedi and Mandos are both cool

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Food is poison. It’s poisoned by blackwater.

I really hope I don’t need to go eat with other people today. I don’t know that I can. It’s gonna be awkward as fuck if they’re eating an I have nothing

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I wanna go back. I never thought I’d say that but it’s true. I wanna go back to being delusional.

Because at least then it wasn’t real.

At least I knew I was lost in unreality.

At least I knew it wouldn’t become reality.

At least I knew my fear was unfounded.

Now, now it’s reality.

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i hate winter when everyone is sick and passing it around and i get sick but i just suffer through it because i cant take cold medicine because news flash mania trigger

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What’s the fucking point. That’s not a question. It hasn’t been a question for a while.

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And I still keep thinking it’s September. Captain we have a problem

Breaking news! Today is in fact December 5th!

It’s not September. Oops.