#WHATS HIS PROBLEMMMMM

[kingsdodecahedron]

A list of ADAM’s damaged that I noticed (he has too many random loose wires to even bother counting so I stopped at a couple)

[llegato]

no way some white haired twink told told ayumi to kill herself and then jumped out of her window

[daily-tsukasa-tenma]

day 115 - vivimus pin

[autismmydearwatson]

Just started black butler so far my favorite is the cunty twelve year old

[citrus-soda]

i am supposed to be doing homework but now im just looking up eye facts

[istherewifiinhell]

New TURTS described... Kinda long cause they are NEW baby. And I'm in detail noticing mode. Rip to Leo for being my measuring stick default to compare the others its just. [Gestures]. Also including the details u can kinda see but im backing up with the weapon full shots that are also out there.

[The Mutant Mayhem Turtles. The style has large smooth colours with extra line details on top that can "break" the lines. They have flat boxy plastron in yellow, and rounded carapaces that over hang their torsos in brown. The turtles have their eye masks and elbow, knee and wrist coverings in their colours. And also have their initials on their belts. Their weapons are chunky and dinged up. Each image has a coming soon water mark.]

[ID: Leo in a even, bent knee stance, holding one katana with his arm across his body, and other fist at his hip. His sheathed sword has the word "RULEZ" scratched into the hilt. He smiles determinedly. Leo has a shoulder strap along with his belt.]

[ID: Raph in a deeper, weight forward stance, sais gripped with the tines between his fingers, one arm bent in front, the other farther back. He scowls, teeth grit. He looks to be wider and stockier that Leo, and perhaps tinted a bit more yellow-green. His eye mask is a hood that covers the whole upper half of his head. He has a pouch on his belt and looks to have broken the buckle with his initial on it before.]

[ID: Mikey mid jump, legs tucked up and arms up wielding his nunchaku (which have stickers on the handles) behind him. He smiles excitedly, and we can see he has braces. He looks to be the lithest of the bunch, and is tinted a darker cool tone green.]

[ID: Donnie, also jumping, one leg bent one outstretched. He grips his bo staff in both hands, one high one low. It's carved with some angular shapes in the middle, and his name in katakana on the end. He also has stickers on it. He looks to be the lankiest of the bunch and is a warmer yellow green. His eye mask is a hood as well and he wears glasses. He has headphones around his neck, a fanny pack, and a phone tucked into his belt.]

[4x18hawkeye]

alan alda.

[1eos]

leo always in the studio like it's 11:54 and that auto pay bill about to hit at 12:00

[awghosts]

mk #29... mk #29....

[zomb-rabbit]

Can I be silly and goofy and do volley ball player reader again for Toby pookie :3333

-🐟

fishy u can always hit me w them volleyball reqs dont u even fret (also i put nsfw hcs in there for u :3)

[ NSFW ] 🪓 Toby Rogers x volleyball player! reader sfw + nsfw headcanons

SFW:

CUUUTTTIIIIEEEE

he tries so hard to be supportive i promise but oh my god he does not know anything about sports

boy was homeschooled for a LONGGG time and sports weren't really that much of an option given how most of the other kids treated him, and he just never learned how like. most sports work

BUT HE IS WILLING TO LEARN FOR YOU

thinks ur lil outfit is so cute tbh he can't get over u when ur ready to go

he tries to go to all the practices and games he can- he knows how much those things matter and he wants you to know he cares

he'll try and take note of all the things you were doing well (probably listening to your coach trying to figure out what the name of whatever you did is) and point them out to you

he's such a sweetheart about every part of it

he really does try to deal with the other people that are at games/practices, but you might notice he's standing off to the side if it's more of an iffy day for him

hes adorbs and loves u to the moon and back

NSFW:

hekshejehehHEJEHEHEHEHE

HES GOT SUCHHHHH A STARING PROBLEMMMMM

he's so embarrassed about it but he literally cannot help staring at how your legs look and the curve of your ass when you bend down or how your back flexes when you jump up to hit the ball or or or or

he absolutely tries to fuck you in more positions where he can feel your legs wrap around him and pull him in- he's such a sucker for how strong you are

YOUR SHORTS ARE GONNA TAKE HIM OUTTT that flimsy fabric that's BARELY covering you ???? and he's supposed to be normal about it ????? you're joking. there's been more than one occasion where he couldn't help himself and you two might have been a little late that day

some of these being late events happen even when he really tries not to- but when you're telling him about your plans for later while you're getting ready and see him staring your figure down, arms crossed over his chest and almost panting breaths, it's a lil hard to let it slide

if he left any hickeys, fingerprint bruises, any kind of marking from the last time you two were alone that was visible with your uniform and you don't try to hide it, there's gonna be double that as soon as y'all get home

most days he can't get over the fact that you're his, when you show him off he gets beyond flustered but he can't stop the mix of a fluttering but primal feeling he gets having you all marked up

sweet sweet boy is down so terribly for you

[rowarn]

FUCKKK HES SO BIG. i want him to choke me with his biceps and then i’ll gnaw on them

I KNOW I KNOW WHAT IS HIS PROBLEMMMMM WHATS HE SO FUCKIN BIG FOR!!!!!!!

him putting u on your hands and knees and while he's balls deep, he wraps his arm around your throat and pulls you back against him and you can't do anything but claw at his big fuckin arm and tearfully stare up at him as u struggle to breathe WAAAAAAAAH I NEED HIM

[b1adie]

he just shitted in my room. everyone point and laugh at his ass

what the fuck is his problemmmmm!!!!

[punks-never-die205]

Here's the big ask for the Kid blog - what is his problemmmmm 😩😩😩

Kid's?

lol you need that chronologically or alphabetically?

But, I mean, that's part of why we love him, y'know? Despite wanting to shake him like a glow stick, he's an interesting, infuriating, and deeply complex character.

We have solid framework for a myriad of different possibilities and assumptions about him, and so many different things work. And Gods that ANGER

What this man needs is a nice AU and a chance to own his own business. Auto body repair, mechanical engineering, or a BDSM club owner. Ten years he's insanely rich and still working in the oil change pit with the newbie.

Poor new guy doesn't realize he's the CEO/Owner until like 8 months in. He's been bitching about this asshole to KILLER of all people and Killer's just glad the newbie's letting off steam.

Kid takes a while to get used to, after all. But once you get there, you stay.

[moe-broey]

Sorry I'm gonna thrup. I feel violently ill. Something sinister is overtaking me. LIKE oh boy I've been away for too long I gotta ref some source material to perfectly capture the Cunty Alfonse. Where he's just a Cunt. Extremely cherished trait of his, by me. So I'm sifting through my Alfonse folder looking for screenshots and in my head, I'm thinking yeah it's gotta be the Alear FBs. But I'm just gonna make sure. Okay. I make sure. And

GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

You've known her for LIKE TWO DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEMMMMM WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS YOU'RE MAKING ME SO ILL. SICK. IN THE HEAD‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

You have NO idea what this dialogue does to me man I am just. Every time I fucking read it, it guts me and strikes me in the heart and it's like. Okay. You're INSANE. INSANE fucking thing to say to someone you've only known for a few days. MAYBE A WEEK. AT MOST. When I think about it, this happened fresh off the coat-tails of Book 6 I think, probably after losing Bruno. So like. That's the logical explanation, especially common to regress back to old habits/ways of thinking/ESP ways of protecting yourself when you just went through something Like That.

BUT LIKE. Context is important yes, informs the feelings/decisions here, but I wanna. Talk about how this line just Fucks with me SO badly. It invokes SUCH. SUUUUUCH a VISCERAL response in me and I just. "I could lose my will to fight" YOU'RE INSANE!!!!!!!!!! IT'S FINE!!!!!!!!!! IT'S LITERALLY FIIIINEEEEE you've known her for LIKE A WEEK it's literally fiiiiine and like, even if it was longer even if she was a really good friend and you were super close It's FINE. People come abd go all the fucking time man IT'S LITERALLY FIIIIINNNNEEEEEEEEEEE

Alfonse fucking SUCKS actually because sometimes he drops a line like this and I feel physically unwell about it. He just fucking Says Things you would have to waterboard out of me and you probably reasonably very quickly Could but you WOULD. AT LEAST. HAVE TO WATERBOARD ME FIRST. COME ON MAN get it TOGETHER ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

There's like. No greater point to this post no analysis no character study Nothing. I jusy need to kill him. Badly

[mcybree]

Hi I'm back from the deep dark depths to bring you another oh hellos song.

I think "Cold" by The Oh Hellos is c!Scott coded but it's still a little scattered in my brain so I thought I should ask someone way more mentally unstable than me about that fucker

hiii mars! Always delighted to see you still following me, anyways let me look up this song— WHUHWAGH

ASGHAGAGA??? WHATH. “no, love’ll get you slaughtered like a ram at the altar / what is safe ain’t the same as what is good” AUAAAGH

the thing with finding character songs for scott is that I have lots of them in my playlists but while the lyrics will match, the song might be off in other ways; you could have The Most scott lyrics in the world but if the song is really upbeat and chaotic, it averages out to still being like… a B-tier match. But this song Sounds like Scott to me. And it’s written with all these pretty poetic metaphors, I have to pull up the lyrics and go line by line trying to decipher what it’s actually trying to say to me which is also very Scott to me. He’s very blunt when he speaks but when it gets to anything deeper or more emotional *he* doesn’t even know what’s going on with him so the metaphors say it for him. Does this make sense. I’m ill this was a great thing to wake up to… what is safe ain’t the same as what is good right after the love will get you slaughtered like a lamb at the altar are you kidding me… AND HE IS SLAUGHTERED LIKE A RAM AT THE ALTAR SELF SACRIFICING FOR HIS ALLIES IS HIS WHOLE THING AUUUGH!!!! AUUUAAAFH!!!! AND HE ALWAYS GOES FOR WHAT IS SAFE RATHER THAN WHAT IS GOOD THATS HIS WHOLE FUCKING PROBLEMMMMM

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

it's just silly work stuff under the cut but i haven't seen my roommates in a week and i had to get this out somewhere bc im going insane LMAO

my sole coworker and i both have been slyly trying to make less work for ourselves by going through the case list and picking out all the smaller ones and doing them while the other is at lunch or like straight up going on a break or going to the bathroom instead of picking the large case on the top of the pile we have been doing this since literally about a week after he started but the other day he had the audacity to call me out on leaving a bigger case for him and i was like "bro yes u got me i'm sorry but i thought we were both doing this we have been for months??? and just not acknowledging it???" and he flat out denied it so i was like hm. okay sure. but he then tried to come up with this elaborate time consuming method to "make sure we were getting equal work done" (something he's been harping about for like a month now) that he would of course sit down and do while i presumably start doing actual work and i was like how about we just agree to pull from the top whatever is on there. and he was like Fine. and ive been playing fair since then but HIS ASS went through all the cases and picked the tiny ones while i was on my break just now!!!! so instead of just ignoring it this time i was like "hey quick q i thought we were pulling from the top? these are all out of order" and he just stared at me trying to come up with a reason that might be and all he could think of was "i might have mixed them up" like he really fucking thinks i'm sooooo stupid im gonna kill this guy LMAO like the nerve of you !! to talk abt doing equal work !! when u spend more time trying to make ME do more work than actually working !!! if we cut out this spy vs spy shit we would probably cut our work time down significantly what is your problemmmmm. anyways cool to know i'm working with just straight up a pathological liar