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You will come to Chicago prime and you will like it

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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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THE DOCTOR: Where is she, huh? Where's Charley?

TARDIS: Is that all you care about? Your woman?

THE DOCTOR: My friend.

TARDIS: Oh! "Friend" is it? And what is your idea of friendship, Doctor? I'd really like to know.

THE DOCTOR: Friendship is... Well, it's— it's— it's caring for somebody more than you do yourself.

TARDIS: Fool. That's not friendship—that's love. Blind, heedless love. Shall I tell you about friendship? Friendship is standing shoulder-to-shoulder in the face of life and death. Friendship is there when love's candle has burned and guttered. Friendship stays loyal when the enemy is at the gates. Friendship is never sacrificed, never surrendered. I was your friend, Doctor. Your TARDIS. Your... friend-ship. How many adventures did we share? How many billions of miles did we travel together? How long was it before you betrayed me?

THE DOCTOR: I never betrayed you.

TARDIS: Never betrayed?! What did you think you were doing when you piloted me around an exploding time station? Did you ask my permission, hm? Did you stop for one moment—one millisecond—to consider me? When you laid your life down for the girl, you laid mine down too. Couldn't kill her though, could you? Couldn't sacrifice the "blessed" Charlotte. But me? Me?! Your oldest, most steadfast friend! Well, that's a different matter. "Never mind, Dear Old TARDIS. Had a good innings, didn't we, Old Girl? Old Thing?" Can you imagine what it felt like when the time station detonated inside me? When those fires of anti-time raged through my heart? It hurt! But that was nothing. Nothing to knowing you'd abandoned me. Cast aside my life in favor of some... girl. Some stupid, silly girl who ought never to have lived in the first place.

THE DOCTOR: You're jealous... You're jealous of Charley.

TARDIS: Like they say, "hell hath no fury like a TARDIS scorned".

THE DOCTOR: Then bring it on. Bring it on! You call this a dungeon? Where's the rack? The whip? The iron maiden? Flay me alive, why don't you? Then beat me! I know I caused you pain—I know that. And I am so very sorry. I trusted you to contain the explosion, and I was right to put my faith in you. You didn't let me down! You were the last one I could turn to. I never expected to live.

TARDIS: And you never expected the consequences—but face them you will.

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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

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Heaven Sent + Through Me (The Flood) by Hozier

This song is almost too on the nose for this episode it feels like low-hanging fruit

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finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

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FORGOT. My sincerest apologies to Victory of the Daleks I wasn't aware of your game. 8/10 episode title I guess they did win after all

Ranking every dalek serial by how accurate their titles are

The Daleks: 10/10. Introduces the daleks. Flawless.

The Dalek Invasion of Earth: another 10/10. This is no ordinary invasion of earth, this is a dalek one. The daleks invade earth. Precisely predicts quite a few future dalek episodes.

The Chase: 7/10 yeah pretty much

The Daleks Master Plan: 9/10? I haven't seen this one. But I can only assume from the last episode that there are daleks and they have a master plan.

The Power of the Daleks: 2/10 first of the extremely vague titles

The Evil of the Daleks: 4/10 no shit sherlock. I guess they do pretty evil shit in this one

Day of the Daleks: 2/10 the daleks were ruling earth for much longer than a day. Good serial though. Should realistically be called Don't Work For the Nazis I Mean Daleks starring Jon Pertwee the Nazi Killer

Death to the Daleks: 1/10 the daleks are just kind of there

Genesis of the Daleks: 10/10 and no I'm not biased. The doctor is literally transported to the genesis of the daleks to stop their creation. Flawless

Destiny of the Daleks: 1/10 bafflingly inaccurate

Resurrection of the Daleks: 9/10 okay I'll give them this one, they actually are being resurrected. Realistically could also be called the Return of Davros but that's spoilery and breaks the norm for dalek serials.

Revelation of the Daleks: 3/10 ehhh???? If we're going with biblical titles then there's something here with Davros creating a new dalek army but whatever

Remembrance of the Daleks: 2/10 this one just makes no sense, literally what is it saying except "remember the daleks? They fly now" Listen Remembrance is more of a sequel to Genesis than any other dalek serial, so come on, hear me out: Exodus of the Daleks, yeah? No? Apocalypse of the Daleks?

Dalek: 1000000/10 maybe I'm biased. Listen. Bookends the very first season perfectly. The Daleks- introduces the daleks, excellent. Dalek (SINGULAR) introduces just one dalek. The last dalek. This one is perfect. Immaculate. This is not an invasion or a plot or an army, it's just one lone dalek.

Daleks in Manhattan: 10/10 yup.

Evolution of the Daleks: 8/10 yup but really it's the one dalek who evolves

Victory of the Daleks: 3/10 they lose.

Asylum of the Daleks: 10/10 yup

Into the Dalek: 10/10 yup

The Magicians Apprentice: 8/10 this counts right? It's definitely a dalek episode. Cool as hell title

The Witch's Familiar: 7/10

Revolution of the Daleks: 1/10 has a similar premise of Victory and a title that can easily be slotted into classic who's most mid serials, highly unoriginal

Eve of the Daleks: 7/10 takes place on New Years Eve, gotta give em this one

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Tom Hiddleston in ‘The Avengers’, (2012). Dir. Joss Whedon.

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One & Steven

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I think cis women should play trans women and that trans women should play cis women and trans men should play cis men et cetera I also think cis men should play cis women and vice versa

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my dr who hot take today is that ppl are really mean about the ending of The Eleventh Hour for no good reason

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im not even that pressed about the bigeneration. like i've made my peace w it.