#WHAT WILL WHAT WILLLLLLL

[theriverdalereviewer]

HOW BAD DO THINGS NEED TO GET IN THIS COUNTRY FOR THINGS TO CHANGE

[foxcassius]

banging my head on the wall i keep speaking korean at people

[moonshynecybin]

if Marc and Vale were mountains, what characteristics would they have? low and flat? very tall and isolated? in the tropics? in the arctic? with trees at the base? actually a dormant volcano?

this is a question for my BROTHER but i refuse to go to him with rpf. my first thought well they arent appalachian mountains either of them. but i COULD make a joke about vale and the OLDEST MOUNTAINS IN THE WORLDDDDDDD etc etc. hm. marc i think is actually a cliff. danger imminent. beautiful in a way that still makes your intestines clench up inside bc there some inherent hazard to life there that your lizard brain recognizes and is somewhat scared of. maybe the ocean knocks on his door every day and he patronizes young daredevils who like to cliff dive. hes striking, he demands your full attention, and he makes you think about dying like all the time. thats marc as mountain. alternatively. K-2 lmao. demanding and WILLLLLLL kill your ass. 20% death rate on that bad boy

vale. what kind of mountain is a SHOW well ladies you guessed it hes a volcano. im thinkin in the vein of mount etna. which i know is in sicily and this guy aint sicilian, but it IS an italian volcano famous in geologist circles and its where those vulcanologists who fell in love (and died) met and i think thats nice. a lil romance a lil show a lil mythology (said to be where vulcan keeps his forge. fun). mt etna ALSO contributes its ash to the soil surrounding it and supports a really robust agricultural network and i think that is SOMEWHAT what his ass does for young riders and the tavullian economy writ large. che spettacolo.

[campbyler]

quick question: what do the party's phones and phone lockscreens look like? maybe a description perhaps :D i can totally see will's being some fanart either he drew or someone else drew

ohhh such a fun question!! i am answering without suni's input but hopefully she agrees and if she doesn't she can come fight me in a rb idc 🥊

it was mentioned briefly in ch01, but el's background is wildflowers!! for sure a picture that she took. i think that after ch09 she changes it to a picture of an animal she took at the zoo! but i think that she always has pics that are Hers bc she likes to have that personal touch. i am sure that the rest of the party has featured in her lock/home screens as well!

not to #expose max as #sentimental but she definitelyyy has a picture of her and lucas as her lockscreen and then one of her and el and will as her homescreen ❤️

i think lucas just has Max for Both his lock and home screen bc one thing abt lucas is he's obsessed w his girlfriend. and also doesn't care tht much out the customization of it all. but i do think he has focus lockscreens for school and practice and has uconn/husky logos lest he be distracted by his beautiful girlfriend <3

dustin is chaotic and absolutely has the emoji lockscreens that came with one of the newer updates in the last year but it's an emoji combo that makes no sense to anyone but him. like 🧸🗿🥪

mike is a little harder to pin down for me 🧍‍♂️i think probably a picture of a pretty spot of camp whiteman or a place on brown's campus -- something that makes him happy to look at!!

for willlllll i don't think he would be likeee. Brave enough to have his own art as his lockscreen but i think he would for sure have his favorite painting as it, or a design he liked from an artist he follows...i feel like his lock and homescreen are very meticulously curated and he has different icons for his apps to match his theme and is just very specific about everything!

[dragonstar2568]

Five: I got you gift

Klaus: What! Awwwww fivey you shouldn’t haveeee

Five: just open it

Klaus: five! holy shit ! Are these…?!

Five: the French boots you lost two weeks ago, yeah

Klaus: Five! These are brand new ! How did you get them? They stopped selling them in the 60s !

Five: (raises his eyebrow) I can time travel?

Klaus: I know, but…why

Five: you haven’t stopped whining about them for two weeks, I was getting a headache.

Klaus:(smiles) Awwwww! You do love meeee, ok come here! (Fake kissy sounds)

Five:(totally not blushing) stop it!

Klaus: (kisses his cheek) gotcha!

Five: uggggggggh, I’m leaving, have fun with your boots

Klaus: i willlllll,..and five?

Five: yeah?

Klaus: Thank you, it means a lot…

Five: yeah, well I know how much you liked them. Good night klaus

Klaus: good night fivey,…. Kisses! (fake kissy noises)

Five: And, you ruined it.

[makowo]

And right after i posted this. Uhm. Apparently they're making a game that's stated to be a "Viva Pinata-like" game

ok i think i've had enough of viva pinata. im feeling its age and as the first installment in a very interesting series. onto viva pinata trouble in paradise bcs from what i understand its got similar gameplay

[legacyshenanigans]

The Gaunt Brothers🐍

12yo Volo / 6yo Ominis

Marvolo: *whizzing around on a broom in the back garden, seeing Ominis come outside* Heh.. *zooms down and scoops him up*

Ominis: *shrieks*

Marvolo: *chuckles as he sits Ominis in front of him and starts doing stunts, like going upside down and spinning around and stuff*

Ominis: *starts giggling and chuckling, feeling the wind in his face and the dizzy sensations*

Ophelia: *comes outside and sees what's going on* MARVOLO!!!!

Marvolo: *stops moving on the broom* WHAT?!

Ophelia: Bring him down! Goodness me! He's only little!!

Marvolo: He's fiiiiine! He loves it! *chuckles and starts zooming around really fast again*

Ophelia: Be careful!!!

Marvolo: I willlllll!! *pretends to lose grip of Ominis and let's out a fake shriek*

Ophelia: *nearly has a damn heart attack* OH MY GOD!!!

Marvolo: *who still has a firm grip on Ominis, playfully laughs* I'm just kidding, Mother!

Ominis: *giggles*

Ophelia: For god SAKE, Marvolo! *frowns*

~

[lesbianjodie]

Say what you willlllll about detective conan's inconsistent character design and sameface but I love to just draw Jodie however. The possibilities are endless.

Only 4 rules to draw her:

The Eyes and the Glasses ™

Big tits 😌🔥🔥💯💯

Knocked out a whole fella for like 10 minutes by kneeing him while blindfolded and with her hands tied behind her back in a bathroom stall

Have fun and be yourself

[celebrimbor-apologist]

Liveblog of 2x08

Spoilerssss

Not ready. 

Not today, Recap 

Oh no, we are starting with Durin. 

DISA IS ALIVE 

KISS KISS KISS Oh I love them I will not survive this episode. 

….hi Balrog. 

Oh Durin oh love. No, this is not about strength. Please King Durin. But it won’t work because… I just don’t think it will.

Durin please, do not give in. Please. 

…hi Balrog properly. 

Oh well 

DURIN???? DURIN YOU OKAY???? 

Okay he alive 

YES TAKE IT OOOOF

Oh he is dad again, he leaves the ring and is- 

"Forgive me my son. King Durin"

Oh my HEART. 

DISA

Oh FUCK

Durin and Elrond recovering side by side manifesting NOW 

Yes I am watching the intro sequence because I need the comfort of it. 

Okay hello Rhûn

Hello stranger. 

MANWE????? MANWE PROMISED?? I DON'T THINK SO?????

“Old Friend” will forever sound homoerotic, X-men did that.

“My people were once kings” Whelp. Sauron's gonna make you kings again, babes, don't worry

I am so weary of this Dark Wizard.

“Pity will not defeat Sauron” Hahaha, Samwise disagrees, though I’d call it Compassion but that might just be 3000 years of language change in action

OH YOU BITCH 

Oh Stranger you beautiful son of a-

OH THE TREE OH THE TREE 

Númenor <3 

BEWITCH THE SEA???

OH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I AM TAKING YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS 

Oh Númenor you are so fucked 

Elendil? Elendil where are you? 

The tears of the Valar themselves. Jup. 

Oh come on Elendil. 

Eärien, you have won back my love. 

No Míriel he really don’t wanna leave you, and I support him

Elendil. Oh Elendil and Mírel I love you both so much. 

NARSIL 

WHAT WHAT WHATAHEHJJCÄPJefpojdfknvkehräp

RECLAIM YOUR LORDSHIP

NARSIL 

Aaaaaand back to Eregion 

Okay Eregion Elf Archer you will not be forgotten 

Galadriel 

I WILL GIVE YOU NINE 

GALADRIEL 

NO 

Oh no

No 

No… No please, please…

“Look what you have done to yourself” I will personally end you. I will- I don’t even know what is really horrible to do?? I WILL- 

And he still resists. 

Defiant beloved Tyelpe

“Hear the dying words of Celebrimbor”

“The rings of power shall destroy you” THEY WILLLLLLL 

The haunting theme 

TYELPE 

Oh my dearest love 

TYELPERINQUAR 

Tyelpe 

Tyelpe died in his forge 

Tyelpeeeeee I’m not kidding, I am actually sobbing. Violently. Had to pause

THE MUSIC 

THE FUCKING TEAR OH ANNATAR I WILL FEED YOU TO THE DUCKS

“I have many names” Yeah, idiot, same, I'm trans too, but I’m not a fucking bastard asshole dickhead... I don't like insulting people so I'm out of insults.

Oh hi Isildur great, it’s about Estrid, means I can chill for a second 

I mean, at least we didn’t see the torture happen. But you know what?! I can fix this. I don’t fucking care anymore, fix it number seven if I need to but I am NOT LETTING TYELPE GO OKAY. Five stages of grief? NO, I am not moving past Denial. Deal with it.

Oh Theo hug nice.

Hi Estrid 

Well she is honest I can appreciate that

KEMEN FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF DIEEEEEEEE

Horse more useful than Kemen confirmed

Everyone wanting to punch Kemen as much as I do huh?

Galadriel if you give him the Nine I will end you

OH NO HE IS WEARING HER RING

OH YOU CLEAN UP NICELY

NAME??? GIVE US THE FUCKING NAME PLEASE

He gives it back??? ADAR REDEMPTION??? I STAN I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE 

"No more flames and no more darkness" Yes pls

Please I NEED his name now. 

Oh… Oh that’s Glûg… 

Oh I KNEW IT. 

They Sauron’d him. But hey, Adar looks less like a loser than Sauron in his Straight Era so.

Galadriel-

Oh hi Annatar 

OH THERE IT IS 

THE R 

THE R IN GALADRIEL I FUCKING LOVE THIS, Galadrriellllllll

OH NO. NOT THE FUCKING PARALLEL 

“Bring me their leaders” 

I still need Adar’s old name. This is such a Darkling moment. I neeed. (I caps-locked too much, my goddamn shift key is broken)

Yes fight him 

Never make war in anger Galadriel 

OH NO 

Gil and Elrond 

Ereinion <3 

Oh Elrond 

Ereinion is mad <3 

HOLY SHIT VIOLENT ELROND????? FOR EREINION???? YES PLEASE????

ARONDIR 

GIL WITH A KNIFE TO HIS THROAT 

I AM NOT OKAY

This is still not as bad as last episode hahaha.....

The way I fucking Screamed when she dropkicked him 

OH NO OH NO IT’S HOT SAURON (hysteric giggling)

Okay but Halbrand never looked so baby as Sauron does now sorry, loser man (derogatory) , si

Oh well but Sauron does not SOUND like her, similar but not the same, Morfyd Clark your SKILL 

“I know your mind” Oh go fuck yourself 

YESSSS GIRL GET ITTTTTTTTT “THE DOOR IS SHUT” FUCK HIM UPPPPPP 

YES HE HAS BEEN CUT THE-

Galadriel no 

Nononono

No, you have your ring you must be okay you must be okay you have plot armour 

I love how today Sauron gets told off by all of his exes <3 Celebrimbor, Adar, Galadriel <3 <3

Fuck he has the Nine

Horns?? "DWARVES" Ereinion stop looking so annoyed they are here to help, Gil-galad, king of standing in places prettily and autism you are the love of my life.

GIL BATTLE BRAID GIL BATTLE BRAIIIIID EREINION GIL-GALAD BATTLE BRAID OH I LOVE HIM. NO LONGER PRETTY STANDING IN PLACES BUT PRETTILY FUCKING SHIT UUUUUUUUP 

(Someone please hug Elrond by the way)

Oh Annatar you can’t take the ring can you? She has to give it up. Oh I love it because this is not his ring - he had no part in it. 

FUCK 

NO GALADRIEL REMEMBER CELEBRIMBOR DON’Ttttt

“You wish to heal middle earth? Heal yourself” That is the BEST way anyone has ever been told to get therapy ngl

Arondir and Gil? 

Ring Time 

GIL IN ACTION 

Oh I love him, oh Ereinion my love. 

But the ring can

“I can” 

Oh Elrond. Oh my love. He hates this, but he loves her more. 

Oh Poppy

And the forge falls

Oh Elrond

Míriel 

Elendil 

OH YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD FEANOR’S HAMMER REALLY

I HOPE TYELPE HAUNTS YOU INTO THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM

Well. Gandalf it is. 

They say goodbye now, huh? 

Ah there is his stick huh

Hi Tom

Old Tom Bombadil <3

“Valley north of here” Good. Good that is Imladris 

Oh Ereinion. OH EREINION.

Oh Elrond.

Oh he smile <3 I needed this 

Remember the council of Celebrim-

VOROHIL VOROHIL VOROHILListen that end scene????? I AM FINE HOLY FUCK I AM FINEEEEEEEEE

[slashingdisneypasta]

In regards to your dark Toon Patrol drabble, how do you think the weasels would be like as yanderes? Individually or grouped together? Do you think they'd be able to work together or would wind up fighting?

Ooh, do you mean this one??

Hmmm, so we're assuming they're all after the same person? Oof... XD

I think- if Smartass wanted to work together, if he was okay with sharing, then they could. Its his whole damn job description to make them work together- he can do this XD

Butttt if he didn't wanna share... then there would be no one and nothing pulling these we | as | e | l | s together anymore.

So they would compete.

Goodluck to you.

Yandere!Toon Patrol x Reader || Blurbs

Plot: The toon weasels all obsessing over the same reader + How likely each one would be to work with each of the others to get you (🚫 = Means no.)

Warnings: This is dark!! Not the usual fun Toon Patrol stuff! Powerplay in a non-sexual sense, Sexual harassment and assault (Mostly Greasy's, of course, but there is a mention in Stupid's- tho it is still Greasy doing the assaulting), Emotional manipulation, Stalking, use of physical force, etc

Tags: @asperol-with-izzy , @disney-android-foundation , @lady-love88 , @marinerainbow , @moxiiscool , @ryantryan6969 , and @spookiifi

Smartass:

Power Imbalance. Smartass has got connections, and the power of fear on his side. And he willlllll abuse this. Smartass also has the added bonus of thinking he's better then the others!- less obsessed, less evil... better for you. Yeah, wonderful. Anyway, so Smartass will use his connections+informants to track you down and know where you are at all times, he'll have you abducted and call it rescuing if he deems it fit (Greasy's around you, Wheezy's around you, Psycho's on the hunt... reasons like that), learn everything! about you (Blackmail is his best friend), and poooosssibly make you marry him eventually... -- Likelihood to work with... Greasy- 🚫 Hell no. Wheezy- 🚫 No thanks. Psycho- 🚫 Get outta here, you loon. Stupid- 💗 Ehhhhh maayyybeeeee... if he absolutely needs some muscle... Look, he knows he lacks it.

Greasy:

Sexual Assault. Uhuh. Yeah. Are you surprised? No? Good. Definitely part of the reason you caught his attention so insanely is because he is... how should I put this delicately... um... popping boners every time that he sees you. Yeahp. Like, you do not have to be doing anything, you dont have to be wearing anything, you don't even have to see him- he just sees you, and is uncontrollably hot. And he will make it your problem. You're gonna be afraid to be alone, because this bastard will come outta nowhere to touch you. Not particularly sexual at first (just shoulder feels, cheek kisses)... then increasingly uncomfortable (Tummy gropes, butt smacks) until he's pressing and grinding his painfully hard erection into your ass and sucking on your neck. Greasy is also very very intuitive and he pays attention, so he will know what you'll like. He'll make your body react well to his touch, even if you and he both know you don't want him. -- Likelihood to work with... Smartass- 🚫 Greasy is not about to be second in command when it comes to you. Wheezy- 🚫 Greasy is slightly envious when it comes to Wheezy. Psycho- 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫+ Stupid- 💚 Very likely!! Stupid doesn't wanna touch you, just watch. Greasy kinda likes that.

Wheezy:

Emotional Manipulation. I have touched on this a few times ^^ Especially in This Drabble, if you're interested ^^ So, Wheezy is fully aware that what he's doing is wrong- he just doesn't care. He even likes it a little. He'll basically input himself into your life as a friend (Like, aren't the rest acting absolutely fucken' insane? Yeah, I see it too... ), and he'll comfort and console you when it all becomes insane... but the truth is, he tells Greasy and Psycho where to find you. And he loves it when you cry to him. He thinks its so damn cute. -- Likelihood to work with... Smartass- 💙 Sure! Smartass can be manipulated just like anyone, and he can be useful. Greasy- 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 (Cant be controlled+he doesn't want Greasys dirty hands on you) Psycho- 🚫🚫🚫 (Just cannot be controlled) Stupid- 💙 Yep. Very easy to use.

Psycho:

Where do I even begin... Look, Psycho is already a tad unhinged as it is, so there is no just one thing to touch on, here 😅 Here are the things that he does (Or, some of them): Breaks into your home to watch you sleep, sneaks up on you, holds you still with fingers digging into your skin to force eye-contact, tells you about disturbing dreams/fantasies he has had involving you and just how crazy it made him to think about, giggle somewhere near you when you had no idea he was even around, sniff you without warning (Anywhere you give off scents. So like, yeah- your wrists and neck if you wear perfume!... but also your pits, your crotch area, the creases behind your knees, your feet, etc), turn up at your house in a feral and emotional state (Crying, hissing, scurrying), and more. -- Likelihood to work with... Smartass- 🚫 No. Greasy- 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 x a gazillion. Wheezy- 🚫 No. Stupid- 🚫 No.

Stupid:

Stalking. Stupid doesn't have the intelligence to use things against you (Except maybe his strength) like the Smartass and Wheezy, but he is crazy about you... just so so besotted. And so, you just sorta... start to notice... a giant? Everywhere that you go?? Its very unnerving. This huge fat weasel with a buck tooth and a bat will appear everywhere, and most of the time he'll have his eyes on you. You're walking home? He's on the other side of the road, dragging his bat along the ground after him as he stares dumb and heart-eyed at you. You're standing outside of work? He's behind a wall watching you while tapping his tooth. Greasy is assaulting you?? He will be watching, muttering to himself. -- Likelihood to work with... Smartass- ❤️ Yes boss! Greasy- ❤️ He uhh... likes to watch... Wheezy- ❤️ Stupid falls for everything Wheezy tells him. Psycho- 🚫 Something about Psycho unnerves him when it comes to you... makes him fear for you.

[imogenkol]

— OCS AS HISTORICAL ROMANCE HERO ARCHETYPES

tagged by @corvosattano @jackiesarch @inafieldofdaisies to do this uquiz and I found it way too entertaining to do it for my she/her fuckbois (+ a token Boy boy) thank you lovelies 💕💕💕

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GENTLEMAN IN THE STREETS, FREAK IN THE SHEETS

He's a GENTLEMAN. He has STANDARDS. He will not abide by a single WRINKLE in his trousers. But he willlllll fuck you from behind while fish-hooking your mouth and leaving bruises. That's just how he rolls. A coveted type, this gentleman puts on a stern facade and doesn't have a lot of patience for nonsense--but he's also solicitous, polite, and seemingly respectful. Until you give him a bit of lip in the garden. Never go with him to the garden. Or DEFINITELY go with him to the garden, if you want to get defiled. Which, let's be real, you absolutely do. This hero will wipe cum off your tits with the most expensive handkerchief known to man, fold it and place it in his pocket, and be like, "I apologize; I was quite overwhelmed by your charms. Gentleman recs: "The Duke Gets Even" by Joanna Shupe, "The Duke Who Knew Too Much" by Grace Callaway, "Waking Up with the Duke" by Lorraine Heath, "The Earl I Ruined" by Scarlett Peckham, "The Truth About Cads and Dukes" by Elisa Braden

THE SCOT

"Get on your (yer) hands and knees lass" is something you have a 60% chance of reading in a Scottish historical, and honestly? Bless. These heroes are from Scotland, which is in historical romances, "England but with an autumnal vibe" or "England but they do manual labor while also being rich and titled". They're usually (always) FUCKIN' GIGANTIC, a bit rougher around the edges, and more down to earth. Is this all stereotyping? Yes. Are they probably going to deliver a baby animal, go "look at its wee legs" and then fuck you in a stable? Yeah for sure. Scot recs: "When A Scot Ties the Knot" by Tessa Dare, "When A Girl Loves an Earl" by Elisa Braden ("put yer filthy Scot inside ye"), "The Taming a Highlander" by Elisa Braden, the entire Highland Guard series by Monica McCarty, "The Madness of Lord lan Mackenzie" by Jennifer Ashley, "When A Girl Loves an Earl" by Stacy Reid

THE TORTURED HERO

Look--he just doesn't wanna talk about it. The tortured hero has a dark past, which probably involves his childhood, may involve one or both of his parents dying (or a dead wife), and will be withheld from you for at least the first half of the book. He fucks like an absolute demon (usually to make you forget about the questions you asked regarding his scars; it's effective), he may have nightmares where he says what you think is his old lover's name so you steam about it for 20-50 pages and he's like "no, that's my childhood dog, which I had to eat when food became scarce", maybe his dad didn't love him, and he is more likely to be self made than some other heroes. Though he may also be a duke whose actions had consequences. There's a *distinct* possibility that he's mentally unwell, but everyone needs love. Your one big issue is that he... may not think he's worthy of touching you with his filthy hands. Somehow, you must overcome this. Tortured recs: "My Darling Duke" by Stacy Reid, "Dreaming of You" by Lisa Kleypas, "A Lady for a Duke" by Alexis Hall, "Pippa and the Prince of Secrets" by Grace Callaway, "Duke of Midnight" by Elizabeth Hoyt, "The Duke I Tempted" by Scarlett Peckham, "A Rogue by Any Other Name" by Sarah MacLean

THE GOOD GUY

Isn't that great for you? The good guy isn't a NICE guy. He doesn't expect sexual favors because he's nice to you; and he's so charming, he can probably get laid elsewhere. He may have a tragic backstory and a fatal flaw, but that's not going to get him down. He doesn't play at alpha male bullshit, and he may not be a duke, or a lord, or the owner of the world's first department store. But he's a Solid Guy. He will love, honor, and obey, and he will NOT! Do a nonsense. He will, however, eat pussy. He's a good guy. Good guy recs: "Unclaimed" by Courtney Milan, "Scandal in Spring" by Lisa Kleypas, "My Fake Rake" by Eva Leigh, "Unmasked by the Marquess" by Cat Sebastian

[tomatoart]

PLEASE FINISH STONE OCEAN ITS SO GOOD ITS SO GOOD ITS SO . it literally ripped me apart it was the only thing i could think about for months ITS SO GOOD ITS SO SAD 🫵🫵🫵🫵

I WILLLLLLL I KNOW ITS GONNA RIP ME APART TOO BC I RLLY LIKE THE CHARACTERS... i think its so cool to see the development of jotaro carry on thru 3 parts (sorry im a jotarohead) n knowing its gonna conclude rlly well from what ive seen so far makes me so excited.. and scared LOL. as well as the fact i have immense attachment to Jolyne shes my patootie...................... floridas worst natural disaster yet for me will be finishing dis i fear

[i-just-wanna-write-fanfic]

ermmm... well... could you do some kadsey from ppb x reader ? please, asking for a friend

tehe yes I willlllll uvu

NOTES/WARNINGS I didn't know what you wanted, so I did HCs tehe not Yan so no warnings ig lmao

KADSEY X READER HCS!

HE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING

but in a cute way

Will bug you all the time

"So like what should we do today"

"I have no ideas for content help meeee...."

"ASHTONS COMING OVER HES COMING OVER HES COMING OVER HELP ME CLEAN UP"

Will ask if you're ok with poly relationships....

for no reason at all...

Will constantly bug you for affection and hover over you ALL. THE. TIME.

He is so fucking clingy it isn't even funny.

let him dye your hair

he wont do anything silly

pormis

If you ignore him he WILL cry.

after a few months of dating, he asks you a big question

"Hey [stupid nickname]? remember when I asked if you're ok with poly relationships?"

"yes, Kadds?"

"Welll......" you look at him like he drank all the milk again.

"Do you think you'd be ok with Ashton joining our uh... thing? Like him dating both of us? I wanna ask him..."

now you look at him like (0.o)

"war?"

No matter how you respond he will respect that and will stay with you (most likely) because while he does really like Ash too, he values your love a whole lot more.

unless you yell at him.

And are mean about it.

then he's gone.

END NOTES he is so silly and so gay i think i did good

[honesttoblogjuno]

Just dropping by to tell you TSN is my favorite Wenclair fic out there. The way you write is so intimate and I loved the plot. I would’ve never guessed I could be this invested in publishing contracts or the planning behind PR stuff - yet here I am lmao.

I’ve read the fic some weeks ago and there has been a question on my mind ever since: it’s stated in the earlier chapter’s that Wednesday didn’t want to get married first and then changed her mind after she had a vision that it would help to narrow down the potential suspects if Enid would ever get murdered (or something similar- I can’t remember the exact words I’m sorry). And that Enid had a suspicion but never asked about it.

Now I am asking about it - what was the vision? What does it mean ? Or did Wednesday just said she had a vision as an excuse because she didn’t want to admit she changed her mind?? 😭😭😭

I’m sorry if you already answered it or if it was even stated in the fic and I missed it - perhaps it went over my head because I’m not an english native (or I just didn’t get it)… or if you want to keep your secrets as a writer and leave it open to interpretation 🙈. You totally don’t have to answer if you don’t want to.

Anyways - I love you and your writing and I can’t wait to read whatever you write next ❤️❤️❤️

aha! I was wondering if anybody was going to circle back to that point 🙈

You didn't miss anything, I did leave it in as a sort of open-ended detail that I could connect later on 🤫 It is something I have been playing around with including in the middle timeline fic as I am plotting the storyline out, actually!

So, I am going to be coy and not share exactly what my image of the vision is, but I willlllll give some hints because I am just so overjoyed to get asks like this and I'm a big softie!! 🥰

In my little Wenclair cinematic universe, as I kind of tried to establish in CAAG, my headcanon is that Wednesday's visions functionally only show things that will certainly happen or have already happened (whether future events would have happened had she not had a vision and assumed they were inevitable is up to the reader's interpretation 🤭 how much is fate vs self-fulfilling prophesy?).

So, the vision would have been either a glimpse into what she understands as her preordained future with Enid, or information she didn't previously know about something in her, Enid's, or their shared past. She seems to be able to experience the thoughts and feelings of people in her past-visions in a way she can't in her real life for a number of reasons, so I will leave that tidbit out for consideration for anyone who might be playing around with their guess if she saw something that will happen or already did ;)

In terms of Enid's suspicion as to what she saw, I will drop a little detail about that as well! Enid suspects Wednesday saw their (Addams) wedding and found herself at peace with the idea once she had embodied it, having had the chance to feel all of the emotions (and possibly the bone-chilling presence of onlooking ghosts) firsthand for even just a brief moment. Her guess is that Wednesday was, as you said, being a little proud and didn't want to admit that she had lost a silent argument with her omniscient future self.

But, although I didn't describe this in much detail in TSN, Wednesday gave her a sort of peculiar look when she came to again after the vision and had just seemed to do a complete 180° about the wanting-to-get-married thing, so Enid assumed pushing the subject would just be "I told you so"ing her and decided against it. All's well that ends well, right? 😉

Thanks so much for your ask, your close reading of the fic, and your massively kind words 💞 it means so much to know you liked the story enough to think about a detail like this for weeks following!

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[toastspirit]

i am a man in german i am a man in amharic and tigrinya i am a dude and a guy and a person and a boy and whatever i fucking want in english because i can speak it very well. i am a man or a woman in asl because i forget which is which and idrc what my classmates think i am. i can fingerspell to them even if they try to make me talk :P i have freeee willlllll