#WHAT WAS THIS SHOW

[hotheadedhero]

Does anyone here remember that weird tv series called The Next Mutation? I remember owning a set of four episodes on vhs when I was a kid

The memory of it came to me in a fever-induced dream

And I'd like to go back to forgetting about its existence

Even they look mad about their place in this world

[andtherestishistory13]

Does anyone remember that weird subplot in Bones where Booth is related to John Wilkes Booth and is worried he’ll, like accidentally murder some government official? Or was that a weird dream I had?

[seesgood]

have you guys like…seen what the teletubbies look like? like have you really LOOKED? what the fuck are those things and were they that horrifying when i was a child

[siravalondulac]

at this point it would be smarter if marvel just straight up decanonizes secret invasion

[acidinthesnow]

Okay I had to check this and YES. CANON. It's not quite this explicit but...

Wanda at 10:23 and Cosmo gives it a callback at 10:58

????

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[thought-begone]

I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

[secondbeatsongs]

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[brbarou]

affection that held us together

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

[stealthrockdamage]

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)