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#somebody shoot me in the foot before i DO IT MYSELF#im kidding. im fine. im not immensely stressed out right now. for absolutely no reason. other than a sick dog and sleep deprivation.#im not fighting the incredibly strong urge to cry#WHAT NOOO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT#IM NOT#hah#this really is like a diary for me.#i know yall aint reading 😭#but its nice to think maybe one or two people somewhere out there maybe know my struggle and listen to my incoherent ramblings#basically just dont have mutuals at all anymore#i know i am speaking to the void as it were#i say stuff like 'i dont know if you'll read these posts' but its like i know. ik. ikikikik. you arent watching. you arent reading.#not because you dont care#but bc you have shit to work through too#and for probably similar reasons that im not looking at your profiles you also arent looking at mine#also i dont want you to see this truly#i think if i did i would probably send it to you cause we both know im kind of pathetic that way. plus ive said some hurtful things#about you on this blog in the past few weeks#because ITS LITERALLY LIKE MY DIARY#and i do a lot of processing on here. then theres the posts about ykw. it killed me seeing the posts that i saw about him so i dont want to#assume you just wouldnt feel anything similar. maybe not same but similar#so#so ultimately i think id rather you dont see the personal posts on this blog#if only for the sake of your own mental state bc i know how you are and how you drive yourself crazy and i dont want that#jorden speaks#not nsft#delete tag#maybe?#idk this one feels kinda raw
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Happy Halloween! 🧼🥩🎃
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#mouthwashing#lan wangji#wei wuxian#A mouthwashing crossover was always the plan but I ran out of time for a bigger comic. So a doodle it is!#***I am about to talk about some stuff that is not for the squeamish so please take caution from here on out***:#Okay. I know that people who know what goes down in mouthwashing are seeing this and going 'OP Why?'#BUT HERE ME OUT: Wangxian's canon kink dynamic would not bat an eye at this.#You think Wei 'I love being tied up and at the mercy of my loved one' Wuxian would *pass* on amputee-caregiver abuse roleplay???#No! He's a freak like that! 'Oh nooo I have only residual limbs and no voice to protest. And I need to take my medicine...'#Oh we even have a bonus cannibalism thing going on here. Maybe WWX needs to bring cannibalism into the bedroom. To heal.#They are not sane nor safe but certainly consensual.#Convincing Lan Wangji to get into the Jimmy cosplay is probably the most unrealistic part of this.#We hate Jimmy. That's why he is such an amazing character.#LWJ is his near polar opposite. Man takes responsibility like it's his daily vitamin.#edit: how could I forget. Happy birthday to wei wuxian. Being a freak in peace is the ultimate gift I can give him.
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what if when duck said he “always knew he deserved to be dead” he also (maybe unknowingly) meant he excepts how their world works. like we all know he loves living in that hell hole of a home and love love loves when things go orderly and as planned. and he’s ALWAYS fucking dying so he’s sorta like . “hey. if this world wants to kill me sometimes that’s okay.” duck will just randomly out of nowhere says things like he knows too much about whats going on, but he just doesn’t care bc he believes it’s normal. and if he has any awareness of this thing specifically , i don’t think he minds as long as he gets to come back. because that’s always what happens and he’s okay with that. maybe he just thinks that that place knows what’s best for him, so he deserves what he gets. even if it means making him hurt from time to time
#maybe i’m just saying BULLSHIT and i might delete later but. idk. just thought i’d say.#tell me what you think of this maybeee..#i randomly pulled this outta my ass so if it’s inaccurate to him i apologize to the more knowledgeable duck lovers#i do know it’s just a joke and it’s just making fun of him not knowing wtf he’s talking about . thinking death is some kind of award#but i think too hard sometimes#yeah. actually idk about what i wrote.#ANYWAY UMMM#another things that’s definitely not tru but what if in dhmis 5 duck actually expected to die but things were going wrong and it scared him#like oh nooo what if i never see this yellow dude again and that other tall one i can’t remember :(((#anyway you guys are wayyyyy better at analysis than me. but i almost never do it so bear with me while im learning#dhmis#☎️#don’t hug me i’m scared#duck#duck guy#duck dhmis#TRYING TO PUSH THE POST BUTTON IM SCARED
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EXCUSE ME????? DOCS????
WHO THE FUCK IS KELVIN????
(ps this is vampdrew i'm working on :))
#one hundred puke emojis.#what are you talking about nooo#kljglkdjgl#kelvin day... the son of exy.#vom.#kayleigh thank you for not doing that to us :praying hands:#diaerie
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"starburst or startrix?" they're polyamorous your honor
#hahaha this definitely isn't just because they remind me of myself and my partners nooo what are you talking about#sunburst#starlight glimmer#trixie lulamoon#startrix#starburst#mlp#mlp fim#my little pony#polyamory
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I'm so normal about parkciv did you know that I totally did not spend two hours drawing Evbo for a total of 11 Evbos with a lovely 8* AUs???
One of them was totally not a full body, full colour** with the other ten being half body sketches
Trust I did not spend two and a half hours listening to random video essays on the most random topics while drawing Evbo.
No no I did NOT spend an additional 15 minutes just thinking up headcanons no...
No clue how these guys showed up in my sketchbook!!
*7 original universes and one generic human Evbo.
**I do not have a peach colour for the nonexistent drawing's skintone, so hypothetically it is left uncoloured
#fallen's posts#parkour civilization#parkciv#parkour civilization fanart#(nooo i didnt draw anything what are you talking about)#(totally didnt cramp my hand to the point i had to take painkillers)#evbo#parkour civilization evbo#parkour civ
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I will never make this because it would be for an audience of one (me) but ever since reading "If we Were Villains" (story about serious drama kids in college who perform shakespeare and deal with a murder) I have been entertaining the thought of a crack fic crossover with High School Musical The Musical The Series where the staff decides they will no longer put on shakespeare after the tragic accident that happened at Thanksgiving, because Shakespeare plays would only increase the tension and drama. So they hire Ms. Jen who decides their spring play will actually be High School Musical (which exists in the 90s in this universe) and it ruins the vibe so much that everyone gives up on being dark and mysterious because they're universally pissed at Ms Jen for making them learn choreoraphed basketball dancing.
#if we were villains is actually genuinely good and has actual literary worth and pulls from shakespeare in an intelligent meaningful way#but unfortunately all i can do is comedy so this is the only fan content i have to offer :(#THE THING IS iwwv is just hsmtmts if it hsmtmts was good and also they committed crimes#they utilize the same parallel of casting choices with real life drama which I love#umm so casting: Meredith would be Sharpay Obvi. I think it would be really funny if James was cast as Ryan bc they hate eachother and would#have to pretend to be siblings working together. And I think ashley tisdale and Lucas Gabreel actually didn't get along when filming#also i love the thought of Ms Jen looking at James and going “i know what you are”#HOWEVER it would be more interesting if james was Chad to Oliver's Troy (which is really just reversing their Romeo and Juliet moment)#bc chad is like nooo don't do theater... stick with me and do basketball... but it would be Coded Subtextually#Unfortunately Wren would be typecast as Gabriella and I don't think that would cause drama bc I don't believe James actually liked her!#I think it was comp het bc she was very sweet and nonthreatening as opposed to Meredith's big flirting energy so she would be a “safe” crus#lets lean into that actually. this gives Wren a chance to have a personality (bc I enjoy this book but it is not good at fleshing out women#So oliver and Wren spend more time together and kind of talk about James a little and Wren is like yeah James is very sweet#and I like him but it feels so hard to get him to feel comfortable with me... i guess he's just closed off and doesn't talk much#we also get to see more of her personality and interests maybe she's like I relate to gabriella because I also like to Read :) feminism#and oliver is like Hmm That Is Not My Experience With Him perhaps our bond is deeper and James does like me Hm#And then Meredith can flirt with him as Sharpay and James gets pissed and in character gets very intense about how Troy can't join THEATER#that's why he's upset and sad bc sharpay represents theater and only that reason and nothing else and he isn't in love with oliver At All#Alexander can be Ryan now since James is Chad (and he's also Gay) and Filippa can be Kenzie bc they're both queer coded#Anyway at rehearsal one day Meredith and James and Oliver are having their fighting over troy moment and then Meredith stops and is like#wait guys. This musical is so freaking stupid. why are we even doing this#and their mutual frustration at their art being turned into a farce is enough to bond them together and they're like#we need to focus on our REAL enemy: ms Jen#and then they hatch a scheme and it's probably like. They dump a bucket of fake blood on her at opening night a la carrie#and then put on their own rebellious production... it still has to be a musical because i like musicals#families with children are in the audience and they're like OK FOLKS! HERE'S ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!#if we were villains#iwwv#hsmtmts#high school musical the musical the series
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one of the things that kills me about this whole "alleged infidelity" thing...is people saying "the people talking about this stuff are trying to ruin someone's marriage!" Like.....if what's alleged is true dude in the relationship did that and ol girl who helped him did that.
and I just know some of these people the same type of people who say, "the other woman doesn't owe her loyalty her man the one who ruined their relationship" well...which one is it? Did they allegedly ruin it or did everyone who glimpsed/made a tweet about it do it lmao?
(another thing is people reacting parasocially while saying that the people talking about it are parasocial cause what do you mean you know him and he would never?? Wait also how dude knew exactly what to post to get people to move on 😂😂)
#I get it's never fun to have someone you admire on any level revealed alleged or not to have done something#that you personally don't align with or agree with#but some of these reactions are very “I close my eyes and pretend I don't see it” all because someone may be a fan#I've been seeing people talk about this for a while now and thought it was wild whether it's true or not#and it doesn't seem like someone was being shy about it especially if it's just rumors cause why are you egging them on-...anyway#whole situation is crazy honestly#all because someone couldn't just explain themselves calmly or apologize after being called out#wwe has always been crazy this wouldn't be the first “”“allegedly”“” and won't be the last#jey uso#but nooo he knew EXACTLY what to post to get peoppe to stop talking about it too lol the gym videos some people are always asking him for#not the okie doke#not he's “unbothered”#jaida parker
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🍊🫐 throughout time!
#splatoon#splatoon oc#sydney (oc)#other's ocs#shades (yen)#lizzy does art#good morning tumblr dot com. (or afternoon. or evening) behold another example of me being perfectly normal about fruit shrimp.#THEY MAKE ME SO!!! 🥺🥺🥺 yen and i have talked. soso much about the different activities that encompass their relationship...#and also how the way they emote/express themselves around each other changes over the course of their rship progression!#it's fun to play oc barbie i hope everyone can play toys with a friend. THE WHIMSY AND INSPIRATION IT GIVES!! YIPPEE!#and so i've channeled my love and appreciation for that aspect of them in this composition.. it was fun to play with colors for this 🙏#this is one of those pieces where i felt more intentional and deliberate with things. hopefully it comes across even if you dont know-#the specifics of what bonks with these two... i love finding ways to tell stories!!! yippee!! and i will keep on getting better!#im having fun drawing again i am rediscovering that sillay little whimsy...#also why is captioning so hard. nooo lizz haha nooo you can write more than orange and blueberry emote right?? right?? (im trying my best)#AND TO ANYONE WHO TAKES AN INTEREST IN WHATEVER is going on with my friends and i's ocs. thank u. i love u. mwah. have a great day.
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Fuck Perseus, gotta get gains
#nooo i'm not drawing instead of studying for finals week#what are you even talking about#anyway yes adler has his hair tied back#can't afford to get it in his eyes#he stays on top of the gains#you know how lazar has his puching bag in the corner?#the rest of the crew totally has more equipment hidden away somewhere#also all of adler's “off-duty” clothes are blue in my eyes#cod cold war#russell adler#call of duty black ops cold war#adler#cod#cod black ops cold war#adler cod#cod fanart#call of duty#cod blops
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On Tumblr For Three Months!
It has been three months since I have joined Tumblr! It has gone by so fast! But you know what time it is! Let's recap that month!
First, I would like to mention @ajtal's fanfic, which he has just finished! It is called Wind Chime! It has 20 chapters in total! If you would like to check out the fic the link is here. You must be a registered ao3 user to read it. Last month in the recap the story had 6 chapters! Can you believe that?? I would like to remind people that his Tumblr has lots of pieces of art and even his own Paul Stamets-centric comic!!
Next, I would like to announce that @weltato has graduated!!! So go tell them congrats!!!!!
Oh, this is really exciting!!! @sadmushroomgoblin or as you better know them as GoblinOfTheWords has just passed 700 Star Trek Discovery FanFics. I can and can't believe it!! The fandom's local crazy fic writer as been going along on their daily posting. We all bow down to Rin!!!!
@mxflowercheck aka Clover has been very excited for the Heartstopper books and have been really hyper fixated on Sherlock as of recently. So there isn't a lot of Discovery news from them.
Last but not least @ashlexzz who made very cool art piece of Mirror!Gray Tal and has been listening to too much of my ramblings of AU's and Crossovers. We have also been making to many jokes about our own states then working on our fic but its fine! Florida memes are the best and I know the good ones.
I have been working on Discovery In Eureka (DISIEU) AU. I have been really busy as of late and I am working on five different WIPs which doesn't help my case. Also working on Character Sheets + other stuff doesn't help either. Also the Great 2024 Tumblr Halloween BOOping happened so that really messed with my notes this time around!
I would also like to mention this because its funny. The election happened but fuck that for right now cause SPIRK IS CANON BITCHES!!!!
#adiraofthetals tumblr milestones#three months baby!!!!#OOOOOO!!!!!!#CAN"T WAIT FOR WHAT IS NEXT!!!!!!#This month went by really quick#definitely didn't forget that it was today#nooo- what are you talking about
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watched some video about “horror that went too far” i knew was gonna make me mad and they said something like “you can make whatever you want but when you start giving creepy awful people a safe space to enjoy the problematic thing you depicted without condemning it that’s where i have a problem”
i don’t mean to be dramatic but i think you should be dead in a ditch
#they were talking about the coffin of andy and leyley which i have never played (been meaning to)#but from everything i’ve seen seems to be pretty fucking blatant in what it was going for#maybe you’re just astonishingly fucking stupid. have you considered that#nooo you have to explicitly condemn the problematic thing in your horror you made for adults. like an episode of sesame street
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sometimes I think too hard about her and I go "man, she looks like she'd be perfect for a vampire au"
#I'd let her bite me..#ahem sorry what#it's a thought i think of embarrassingly often#pretty mean woman... fangs.. my neck.. wjdhejdhwbdb !#ohhh nooo what if you were a scary sexy vampire lady and i was your cute innocent human you could drink blood from haha oh nooo what then!!#and that voice... AHDJAHDJAJ when i talk shit about brits i hope she knows it has nothing to do with her#ugh and you know that little chuckle she has when you click on her? that by my ear.. AHDKAHDJQHDK#ahem#sorry i am. extra gay this morning#never let my constant posting about y.akuza men make you forget that i am always thinking about women LMAAOO#vampire v.ivian..#i mean she already likes dark spaces + being alone + giant dusty books. she's perfect for it#save me hot historian university professor strategist vampire gf save me-#mannn now I'm gonna be thinking about her with fangs and those fangs in my neck all day..#great#ash rambles 💚#our own hideaway 🔮
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alright, but i'm not trying to be too usfw here, but... whose muse is trying to let blamore put it's head in their lap whilst they run a hand through its hair and watch a christmas movie this holiday season? because blamore is one sleepy plant creature in the winter — and he adoresss having someone run a hand through his hair SO much + they would likely be rewarded with eating as many of those super delicious royal dansk shortbread cookies in tins that they want
#IT WAS PROBABLY NOTHING BUT IT FELT LIKE THE WORLD: musings.#ooc post.#nooo but if you've ever had those shortbread cookies that came in a blue tin... then you know what i'm talking about LOL#they are by far one of my favorite unofficial holiday treats and i think everyone deserves to try them in their lifetime if they haven't#already 👀 buttt yeah! i'm being so serious about this though because like... there are more rewards than just that for the person#who's allowing blamore to put it's head in their lap OFC! like that they'll get to feel how soft his hair is and how he'll likely loosely#wrap his tail around them too like 'this person is beloved to me and i want to show that by making a protective gesture towards them'#also i'm totally joking about this being usfw LMAOOO i just thought it'd be kind of funny to say it is
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Last arcane episode ever..... here we fucking go....
#50 MINUTES YEAAAAHHH!! IM SO GLAD THEY HAVE BEEN GETTING LONGER THERE WAS NO WAY!!!#the last drop no..... YEEEEEEEEEEES EKKO!!!!!! OH MY GOOOOOD YEEEEEEEES always a dance with you OOOOOOOOHHHHH she even has the same hair 😭#is she gonna build the new zaun for isha.... like vander wanted for vi and powder.... 😭😭😭 with ekko 😭😭😭#watching jinx kill herself over and over is something else that was so funny.... im sorry but ajdkansk#WHATS WITH THOSE CUTS WHATS GOING ON.... WDYM WE ARE MEANT TO LOSE THIS FIGHT??? IN THE FUTURE HE SAW RIGHT???#OH ITS THAT GIRL VI IS CARRYING OMG BUT SHE IS LOOKING FOR JINX!!! NOOO SHE FUCKING DIEEED AMBESSA IS A BEAST!!! DID THEY GET CAIT???#VANDER NOOOO OOOH ITS VIKTOR TOO!!ITS OOOOOOVER maddie being there still..... a consensual workplace relationship... cait....#LORIS!!!! VIIIIIIIIIIIII caitlyn looks so good..... and vi too.... but did they run out of armors.... the guy who left his family DIED TOO!!#caitlyn that was so hot.... they got her.... MADDIE!!!! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK I THOUGHT THAT WOULD NOT EEEEEVER HAPPEN!!! AK WITH HER OWN GUN!#OH MY GOD MEL!!! MADDIE EXECUTED FOR HER CRIMES!!!! i know people are cheering!!! JINX ON HER BLIMP!!! the egg was a distraction.....#jayce be ready for your divorce.... THE HALO!!! THE VOICE!!! his voiced softened when he said to see you omg... SEVIKA NOOOOOOOOO#cait and mel joining forces to maximize their joint (literal) slay against ambessa.... and vi and jinx vs vander.... cruel#beef squashed..... no way she died????? omg... we havent seen caits left side.... and she was bleeding.... one fear. VIKTOR IS SO TALL!!!#how does it feel to look up jayce.... also jinx saying they are always together 🥺🥺 they are flying again.... omg jinx looks so scared...#OH NOOOOOO SEE CAIT HURT HER EYEE viktor saying they want better lives but emotion clashes with reason after a season of just that.... omg#series thesis.... this is actually so meta if i may say so.... vander and silco.... jinx and vi and the rocket... cait and ambessa....#and finally jayce saving viktor.... and jayce searching for the arcane after he was saved as a kid.... all of it..... ALL OF IT....#THE BOY SAVIOR!!!! VIKTOR IS BACK!!!! HE WANTS HIS PARTNER BACK OMG#YES THE MAGE IS VIKTOR!!!! OH MY GOOOD!!! ONLY YOU CAN SHOW ME THIS! CAITVI FUCKED ON SCREEN AND SOMEHOW THIS IS GAYER!!!#JAYCE!!! YOU ARE ALRIGHT!!! EKKO MADE THAT WITH AN INVERSION OF JAYCES RUNE!! OF COURSE!!! THE WTO MEN AND THE ANOMALY!!!#they are literally adam and steve... VI OMG!!!! SHE CANT TAKE IT NOOOOOO JINX AND VANDER!!!! NOOOO EKKO ALONEEEE NOOOO#SEVIKA COUNCIL MEMBER!!! CAIT GAVE HER HER SEAT!!! AND SINGED AND HIS DAUGHTER!!! MEL WHAT THE HELL!!! BACK TO NOXUS???#caitlyn seeing that jinx escaped through the air ducts... yeah..... she is on that blimp#can you believe we ended arcane with two happy lesbians..... like everything went to hell jayce and viktor saved it and disappeared....#through it all one thing remained.. two lesbians in love <3 can we get an applause for two lesbians in love.... they made a band about this#(love of lesbian)#talking tag#watching arcane#watching arcane season 2#you know towards the end the characters looked a lot more like normal 3d animated... idk how to explain it
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The fic where Dick keeps a brick on his nightstand and blindly throws it at Jason because he thinks Jason is an intruder 🤝 the fic where Raph can't get to Leo in time to shield him so he throws a brick at Leo's head to save his life.
#absolutely Killed me when they got to safety and leo was all ''raph? why'd you throw a brick at me?'' i was howlinggg#and raph had nooo idea what he was talking about bc it was a past version of raph who threw the brick asldkja#dick and jason fic: the 70 days after groundhog day by ptelea#leo and raph fic: any cost by flynne
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