#WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

[xycuro-illuminati]

why do you want Matt to suffer and die so badly

Because he is siding with the nefarious Count Dooku

[darylsgarden]

No but Daryl definitely has a massive breeding kink.

Like he would love to spread your legs as wide as possible with his strong arms and pound into your tight cunt. He would like seeing the bulge of his cock on your abdomen, knowing that he has penetrated your womb deep and pumped you full of his cum. He liked whispering filthy stuff in your ear while ramming into your pussy

"Fuck yeah! take all of it girl, can't wait ta see you swollen with my child. Can't wait ya see yer tits all swollen and tender"

"Yes yer gonna take all of it" as he continued to thrust. "love how big yer tits are gonna get"

He loved to take you on the edge of the bed or on the kitchen counter. He would keep his cock inside you after cumming, making sure that all of it stayed inside.

[monosanimegenericzone]

Hunter x Hunter

can we talk about how pretty phinks, feitan and kortopi's auras are. like we see them represented by very unique colors and effects. and i think it fuckin GOAGEOUS

yes im overlooking paku and chrollo but thats because theyre special~~

like phinks has the regular enhancer ball but then the anime gave him the extra ribbons of stars. which is just a great touch to show that its different from most enhancer's straight up big punch move.

feitan needs no saying, he just has a wicked aura and it fits him so well. its got such pretty colors too, which i guess is trademark of most transmutors: they just get assigned some colors and then their aura, when using it, turns that color. still i enjoy the floating skulls sm

kortopi is just mystical. i dont know what about it makes me point at him and go 'i like that. do it again.' just. purple... and i just appreciate kortopi and i would have begged togashi to see him in combat if it were time appropriate but alas. im about 8 years too late T-T

[s3d-sd]

Welcome back to, “Why the Fuck Does My Head Hurt?!??!”

[enden-agolor]

*shadow drops this oneshot*

*leaves*

[silentradi0]

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS YOU GRACELESS SHIT

[jack-shadow]

Bugtober day 10: Cameo

[emphasisonthehomo]

Talking to someone about how I'm in the application process to be an Air Traffic Controller is just them telling me a Fun Story™ about how their spouse's cousin's friend did that and died of a heart attack from the stress.

[magicallarynx]

Some of it is the RSD but I have to say that doing weeks of unpaid labor for each application and being summarily rejected without feedback despite being a very strong candidate, multiple times per year… is really making me hate academia. One of the only things I’ve loved my entire life, being beaten out of me by my mid 20s.

[twinkskeletons]

crazy that college can fail you for being an autist with no friends -__-

[poisoned1coffee]

Babe are you ok? You didn’t touch any of chimken nuggies

[caracolcondiarrea]

question for native English speakers:

if someone came up to you in the street (native English speaker/not a native English speaker doesn't matter) and asked "Hey what was the present continuous(simple whatever) of ___ verb?" what would you answer:

get confused af and run out of that bc they belong in a psych ward

answer them correctly and hope for them that they learn all of the irregular verbs or whatever

ask what the fuck is the present continuous

tell them to fuck off and to google it

tell them "It doesn't matter since you can speak fluently, it doesn't matter what form ur using as long as ur using it right"

don't answer but as soon as you get home you look it up bc you don't remember a single thing

answer but wrong

look it up on ur phone in front of them bc you forgot

Bc that´s probably what Spanish speakers will answer, I don't see why we should learn every single way of saying a verb, as long as you say it right and everyone understands you you´re set, it doesn't matter if you use the present continuous in English if you say it right, or if you use the preterito pluscuamperfecto or pretetito anterior as long as its right.

[lokilysolbitch]

assignment: write 3-5 sentences

me: *writes 3-5 sentences*

the comments on my graded assignments: actually this is too short and you need to expand more

[roboticskulls]

i never fucking drinking tea before class ever again tell me why im almost pissing myself b4 the test and had to hold it in until i was done this is so sick and twisted

[bowieasindavid]

nightwing…

Tell me who your favorite batfam member is and whether you're an eldest, middle, youngest, or only child.

[arithechair]

Yknow how my bio says "oc posts sometimes"? This is that time

This is a redraw of an old line up which was a redraw of an even older one which I'm not sharing if no one asks for