#WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN ?????????

[grayscale-sparks]

sure babe

I'm infested and it's yours

[sketchy-panda]

WHAT WAS THAT

[sneegupdates]

Sneeg replied to Aimsey ?? 😭

[marzipanandminutiae]

god I hate publishers making authors describe their upcoming books as "X meets Y!!!!"

I know it's not the author's fault. I know they're being made to do it and they probably hate it too. but it still puts me off and makes the book sound like slick BookTok trash that's MarketableTM above all else

just read a description of a book that actually sounds really good, described as "Rebecca if the Bronte sisters wrote it." the plot was, and I cannot stress this enough, NOTHING like Rebecca or anything written by the Brontes. it was historical fantasy about two people entering into a professional relationship in a creepy haunted mansion, to break a curse. that bears zero resemblance to either of those things! it's just Also Spooky!

and now I don't want to read the book, because my brain interprets "like X meets Y" as a sign of a Social Media Besties-focused book that's not very good, despite knowing that they make all authors do that nowadays

(willing to bet the poor author was up until three AM banging their head against the wall because their publisher told them "you HAVE to compare it to two other things!!!!" and finally just said "you know what? Rebecca and...uh...the Brontes. now leave me alone")

[fryday]

new eras big changes sure yes big QUESTIONS now the alarms are ringing 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[clonenumber4]

You may or may have not seen this clone before, in case you haven't let me introduce you to clone number 55 "saiki kusheeran" he knows how to sing and he's in love with the shape of you. if...that makes sense

[dollopole]

Arthur’s last wish was to comfort Merlin as he died

Arthur couldn’t bear the thought of leaving Merlin knowing that he would be sad.

Arthur cradled Merlin’s head in his hand, with a small smile on his chapped lips, trying to reassure Merlin, knowing what was to come, and aware that Merlin would have been destroyed by Arthur’s death.

So not only Arthur let himself be held, because he wanted to, because, finally, he could ask that of Merlin, but he gently caressed Merlin’s hair too, and we can see how much Merlin had longed for Arthur’s tender touch.

Merlin rolled his head back to feel Arthur’s palm on his scalp, although the hand was covered by the glove.

Merlin knew, in that moment, when he finally had Arthur in his arms like he had always wanted him, but couldn’t have him and only stared at him from afar, when he let himself be touched like he had craved for all those years, that Arthur wouldn’t have been able to caress him anymore.

So Merlin leaned in the touch like his life depended on it, and we can see him wavering by the tiny, yet enormous gesture.

And Merlin knew he wouldn’t have had the hand in his hair ever again.

It wasn’t only Arthur’s wish.

All Merlin had ever wanted of Arthur was to be held by him too.

[polkadotjohnson]

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The Boulet Brothers' Dragula (2024)

[luvingsolace]

Why do so many people act as if jock Will is just

me thinking he likes sports = me thinking he’s stupid

Yes he likes sports and is great at them. Yes he uses sports as a way to steam of pressure cause he’s constantly is a stressful position. Yes he’s ALSO a genius who is going to graduate top of his class and get a full ride scholarship to some expensive college. Yes he’s ALSO a Star Wars obsessed freak. These things CAN COEXIST!!!! Accept jock will, join the cult

[eterniravioli]

mclaren is actually so incredible at subverting expectations and proving people wrong. for example, we all thought the one thousand radio messages from hungary were by far the most embarrassing thing they couldv'e done but they proved us wrong today with just two words

[isuggestwishcraft]

Nah not a star in their eye, tis somthing else entirely

ITS NAMED YAHOO?

[jinxed-ninjago]

"HE'S THE NINJA THAT FLIRTS WITH DIRT" EXCUSE ME?????

[rainforestakiie]

writing is hard. English is hard. trying to remember the rules is hard. make it descriptive but not too descriptive, watch out for head hopping, remember the paragraph rule, careful of floating head syndrome, mindful of repeating the action or starting each paragraph with a characters name (i am so guilty of that one) , watch out for action over use and don’t even get me started on the grammar, spelling and punctuation rules. i am guilty of run on sentences and using the wrong word, mistaking it for another word.

…but please. what is emotional hopping???

i take English and writing classes outside of my job. i was told to watch out for emotional hopping because i am doing it a lot. i use the words strongly, clear, obviously and immediately to often too.

ghaaaaaa writing is hard!!!! it is either ‘you are not writing enough description!’ or ‘description over load. cut it down.’

oh and i am guilty of floating head syndrome too.

maybe i am just a bad writer.

[thegirlinthedirtyshirtmp3]

i love pinterest comments

[astro-nomaly]

So i love like the Sonic live actions and Sonic Prime but they’re basically the only Sonic the Hedgehog stuff I’ve ever seen (even though I’d love to get into the series). So I’m not. Super. Well versed in the lore. I vaguely understand that Maria is a kid that died during a raid? Maybe? And Shadow is some experiment that’s eternally pissed about it? That’s the extent of my Shadow knowledge

Which is to say. What the fuck is happening when you all say “he pissed on the moon”. Do you realize you all sound insane. Shadow the Hedgehog, who is to my knowledge obsessed with being seen as aloof and dignified, pissed on the fucking moon? You’re telling me that bitch took a dump on the fucking moon? You say this to my FACE? What the fuck are you saying “he pissed on the moon” THAT IS A LASER IS HIS PISS A LASER

[nina-the-ninth]

And we’re done! This actually turned out better than expected lol. Now I feel obligated to do Joker and Crow in this style too. Oh well.