#WHAT ARE YOU ON

[whaledocboi]

every year some clueless dumbasses get upset like "gays and drag queens at the eurovision??!?" yeah bruh, breaking news, fork found in the kitchen, i genuinely dont understand why you're surprised

[conschintz]

man. the way that this fandom has been handling kristen this season is so disheartening especially as someone ex-cult :/

[audrey-luci]

"Salad water" is vile i hope you die

I cant. But, when I find a way you’ll be the first to know.

[cometapollo]

i heard you were a minor.

Im in college bro get your facts straight

[tyin-cherry-knots]

boy oh boy do i gotta get down to the public library

[queenie-the-court-jester]

yandere more like Jan to my Drake

Yummmmmmmmmmm *growls sexily*

I want you baby mama 🧑🏽 you are the love of my life 🤪 keep cooking those fics 🤯

this is terrifying

[lvsciously]

I'm sorry I've been talking abt bapa shippers alot but I just gotta say this.

Some bapa shippers hate the idea of interracial couples (cough bomika) and act like Havan is white.. wait till yall find out Havan is Native American😦

So either way if you ship bapa your gonna get a interracial "couple" regardless😭

Like just because she has a lighter completion does not make her Caucasian? Some of you guys should know this.

Some people just have to think sometimes🌚

(From nickelodeon's OFFICIAL twitter)

[flashstep-connoisseur]

fair warning that i'm about to be extraordinarily bitter over a relatively popular youtube media critic, but: it genuinely galls me how wrong jacob geller is about the basic facts of Lies of P's story despite having hypothetically played it just so he can make a hamfisted point about the metatext of Pinocchio. the point about the player character as a puppet is interesting in the context of what he's trying to say about "Pinnochiology" in the video but completely dismissing the game's actual text and story as just "lore" to do that is flat out bad criticism. c'mon man make an effort

[weirdcat1213]

THEY CANCELLED IT?????

[doctormarvell0]

You yelled STRAIGHT MALE at me in the car so I’m making a call out post about it on my Tumblr Dot Com

you're making a callout post? On your tumblr dot com?? what did I piss on your fucking wife or something doctor eggman?? huh??

[kiseiakhun]

Tbh it's the people saying smut and story should never mix who are the real freaks

[audrey-luci]

It's tea time

[AUDREY POURS IT OUT]

I won’t partake in human ‘Salad Water’.

[angst-is-yumyum]

@alycornz, @morning-sun-brah

you.

you crazy bastards.

the one day I almost spiral into madness,

you just had to post a new chapter.

a 15k+ chapter.

God fucking damnit.

(Holy shit you guys are the best tysm)

[cithaerons]

do you guys want to see the NYT headline that made me so mad i almost blacked out….

[strangestcase]

you’d support transandrophobia if you were like 2% more chronically online

I don't? support transandrophobia what the fuck are you talking about???