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“Pitbull is the second coming of Jesus Christ”
@chazz-is-a-zelda-fan
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@alycornz, @morning-sun-brah
you.
you crazy bastards.
the one day I almost spiral into madness,
you just had to post a new chapter.
a 15k+ chapter.
God fucking damnit.
(Holy shit you guys are the best tysm)
#you crazy bastard#15000 words#Fucking hell#what are you on#(affectionate)#but seriously#also what the fuck#I wanna mush your fanfic into paste and then gobble it up like a little gremlin#unpause rottmnt#save rottmnt#holy shit i love it
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THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE HERE BABYYYYYYY
OH MY GOD THIS TEAM
#gmbm#you crazy bastard#you've done it again#this kinda shit is why i will always trust him#fuck#yes#!!!!!!#go caps go
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Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you
#u gonna tell him the tooth fairy doesn’t exist next?? Santa isn’t real?? sick bastard#i haven’t drawn these idiots in their normal-ish form since my 1941 comic can you imagine????#that was almost 2 months ago????#crazy#Ive been pretty busy with comissions but I managed to scramble this together for ya#good omens#good omens series two#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#aziracrow#angel crowley#angel aziraphale#art#artwork#my art#fanart#digital art#drawing#comic#fan comic
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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Sometimes it just hits me all over again how fucking insane Cody is. Like, Grievous is an enemy general who regularly kills Jedi, is armed with four (4!!!!!) lightsabers, and has in canon wiped out entire battalions full of clones when Jedi try to confront him. And Cody just. balls to the wall goes for it and full-on tackles the bastard. Dog-piles the guy who's killed more Jedi than probably any one single person. And he punches Grievous in his (metal!!!) face while he's at it.
And! His men follow his lead.
What the hell kind of charisma and pure brass balls do you have to have for that. Honestly.
#kat rambles#commander cody#i love cody so much more than i can ever put into words#you don't understand#i ADORE this crazy bastard#everyone thinks obi wan is the crazy one who's just barely restrained from stupid stunts by his by the book commander#FALSE#obi wan has ten times as many white hairs from working with cody as he ever got from training anakin#i will die on this hill
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#youre all so MEAN 2 HIM!!!!!!!1 TEASING THE POOR GUY!!!!#He's gonna eat it and youre gonna feel bad about it.......you did this.....#CRAZY BASTARD!!!!#i couldnt help myself tee hee... he gets to be weird fucked up crazy... for dessert...#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#deltarune
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jesus CHRIST
#enver gortash#bg3#are you KIDDING me with this official art#he’s already too hot fuck!!!!!!!!!#Larian you crazy bastards!!!!!
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your gaster looks very friendly. i would pat him on the head but im too short
i know what you want anon dnw i got u
#artwork#inbox#wd gaster#gaster#undertale#deltarune#just in case i disappear. merry valemtines#oohh bastard gaster this evil gaster that / this silly grandpa:#hes a little creepy. a little spooky. more than a little crazy. but overall goofy and friendly yes#just a guy who wants a family so bad#do you care him#would you brush this egg#and polish his bald head until it reflects like a mirror#pat him pinch his cheeks squish him love him#show him hes deserving of all things great and wonderful and its never too late
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Ice cheats at literally every board game and it drives Mav crazy
He’s just so good at it, no one ever notices except Mav because he’s paying attention only to Ice to catch him, and he still fails most of the time
No one expects Iceman Kazansky to cheat at anything, which just makes Mav angrier because no one fucking believes him
And Ice just sits back and looks at him as he slowly descends to madness
#Ice is a cheating bastard and I know it#he’s perfected his technique over the years and he can literally cheat at anything#even things you never thought you could cheat at#he does it for fun and to drive Mav crazy#Bradley lowkey knows about it but still pretends not to believe Mav cause it’s funny#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#icemav#top gun#I missed my babies so much
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Okay I get the mermaid scene is weird BUT have you considered:
Ed has always seen Stede as magical and special like obviously he would think of him as a siren
Ed has a thing for mermaids he mentions it in season one “massaged to death by mermaids”
His brain is losing oxygen and he’s hallucinating hardcore even if it is all in his head anyway
Y’all drew the fanart and Jenkins was like cool let’s do it and now you complain???
If you thought this show took itself seriously you are mistaken
Mermaid x Pirate supremacy
It was kinda hot?? And super romantic???
We won
#ofmd#our flag means death#mermaid stede#this show is insane and I fucking love it#Jenkins you crazy bastard
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replaying pokemon legends arceus is. an experience.
#yeah like. yeah. you know.#'we still don't know what's causing the rifts' shut up you crazy bastard /pos#this must be so funny for non-pokemon people like. he's just a guy right???#*grips you and gives you The Look*#pokemon#pokemon legends#pokemon legends arceus#pla#pokemon volo#pla volo#pokemon legends arceus spoilers#spoiler warning#spark's pokemon adventures#spark talks about nothing of relevance#spark's edits
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so I'm reading the Raffles stories
#they are NOT as well written as sherlock holmes imo#but it's so fascinating to read something from the time period that is very clearly intended to be gay#no delusions needed#they're just. gay#and in fact just holmes/watson crime AU#which is a wild thing to do with your brother in law's characters#hornung you crazy bastard you did it#aj raffles#bunny manders
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Cale's idea of being trash!!! 🤡
C..cale...!! 😑🤦♀️🤦♀️
.. Please..just....Why???
How?!!... Just what kind of logic is this?!!! 🤣🤣🤣
You were supposed to be smart !!!💀💀🤦♀️🤦♀️
#lcf#tcf#lout of the count’s family#trash of the count's family#lcf manhwa#lcf novel#lcf cale#cale henituse#unlucky bastard cale#oblivious cale#looting cale#cale you seriously need help!! (ToT)#what kind of thought process is this#why the hell would stealing from bad guys make you an even bigger trash??#that literally makes you a freaking Hero you stupid bastard!!#crazy unlucky oblivious (self proclaimed trash) hero Cale Henituse#i don't know if I want to laugh or cry at this
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“and was this fear, was this fear, because he hadn’t felt this since-”
I WILL NEVER BE NORMAL ABOUT THEM
#THIS QUOTE??? POETRY#NORA YOU CRAZY BASTARD#I CANT LET GO#I STAYED HERE#THEYRE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#tfc#andrew minyard#the raven king#neil josten#andreil
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figuring out my designs for the most unethical women in stem! oh and also clive is there
#red valley#aubrey wood#hester hiyashi#bryony halbech#clive schill#my art#its been almost a year since i posted new art please be kind 😭😭#hester is a blasian butch and aubrey is like spiderverse dr octavius to me#theyre Soooo……#btw thinking about bryony drives me crazy i want to explore her and warren’s relationship SO BAD.#also clive is definitely a blonde moustache guy. maybe not in 2020 but by 2064 for sure#i also wanted to give him crooked teeth and a receding hairline but you just know that bastard would have had everything done
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