#you crazy bastard
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kkolg · 1 year ago
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“Pitbull is the second coming of Jesus Christ”
@chazz-is-a-zelda-fan
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angst-is-yumyum · 2 years ago
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@alycornz, @morning-sun-brah
you.
you crazy bastards.
the one day I almost spiral into madness,
you just had to post a new chapter.
a 15k+ chapter.
God fucking damnit.
(Holy shit you guys are the best tysm)
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lonewolflink · 5 months ago
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THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE HERE BABYYYYYYY
OH MY GOD THIS TEAM
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ato-dato · 1 year ago
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Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you
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starii-void · 5 months ago
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
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blackkatmagic · 5 months ago
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Sometimes it just hits me all over again how fucking insane Cody is. Like, Grievous is an enemy general who regularly kills Jedi, is armed with four (4!!!!!) lightsabers, and has in canon wiped out entire battalions full of clones when Jedi try to confront him. And Cody just. balls to the wall goes for it and full-on tackles the bastard. Dog-piles the guy who's killed more Jedi than probably any one single person. And he punches Grievous in his (metal!!!) face while he's at it.
And! His men follow his lead.
What the hell kind of charisma and pure brass balls do you have to have for that. Honestly.
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buwheal · 11 days ago
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flymmsy · 8 months ago
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jesus CHRIST
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n4rval · 9 months ago
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your gaster looks very friendly. i would pat him on the head but im too short
i know what you want anon dnw i got u
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shit-sorry-fuck-mybad · 11 months ago
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Ice cheats at literally every board game and it drives Mav crazy
He’s just so good at it, no one ever notices except Mav because he’s paying attention only to Ice to catch him, and he still fails most of the time
No one expects Iceman Kazansky to cheat at anything, which just makes Mav angrier because no one fucking believes him
And Ice just sits back and looks at him as he slowly descends to madness
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thisbisexualbrainrot · 1 year ago
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Okay I get the mermaid scene is weird BUT have you considered:
Ed has always seen Stede as magical and special like obviously he would think of him as a siren
Ed has a thing for mermaids he mentions it in season one “massaged to death by mermaids”
His brain is losing oxygen and he’s hallucinating hardcore even if it is all in his head anyway
Y’all drew the fanart and Jenkins was like cool let’s do it and now you complain???
If you thought this show took itself seriously you are mistaken
Mermaid x Pirate supremacy
It was kinda hot?? And super romantic???
We won
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spark-circuit · 2 months ago
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replaying pokemon legends arceus is. an experience.
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contact-guy · 10 months ago
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so I'm reading the Raffles stories
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theobliviousunluckybastard · 9 months ago
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Cale's idea of being trash!!! 🤡
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C..cale...!! 😑🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
.. Please..just....Why???
How?!!... Just what kind of logic is this?!!! 🤣🤣🤣
You were supposed to be smart !!!💀💀🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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crystalmethsthings · 26 days ago
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“and was this fear, was this fear, because he hadn’t felt this since-”
I WILL NEVER BE NORMAL ABOUT THEM
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dedshomas · 4 months ago
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figuring out my designs for the most unethical women in stem! oh and also clive is there
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