#WHAAAAT THE FUUUCK

[yxzvilar]

went on pinterest and it was all elizabeth. every single thing.

yk what U have to say about that?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN, HOW CAN SOMEONE ME SO CUTE, HOT AND PRETTY AT THE SAME FIME? IM ACTUALLY ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS I FANNOT

[violetreminder]

I'm losing my fucking mind what do you MEAN Hoyle Card/Board Games (2003-2009) has the VA's of Cortana, Sgt Johnson, the Halo Multiplayer Announcer, and BOWSER AND NONE OF THEM ARE CREDITED UNDER SPECIFIC VOICES

[valscodblog]

.......... @seconds-over-first

UHMMMM SOOOO I THINK-OH I THINK-I MIGHT BE A LOGAN SIMP NOW-

Love seeing you in your Logan era.

imagine him keeping his clothes on, absolutely sure he’s not going to fuck you. Meanwhile you keep grinding against him, humping his fabric covered thigh. Begging him to stop being stubborn and fuck you already or else you’re going to ruin his jeans

18+ MDNI, fem!reader

sitting on his lap completely naked and provoking him and teasing him and testing his limits until he’s suddenly grabbing you by the hips and slamming you down onto his hard-on that’s practically raging in his pants by now... the zipper of his jeans pressing into your clit in a way that feels good, but doesn’t nearly feel good enough… the thrill of bringing and luring out that side of him — the side he doesn’t fancy all that much.

i like to think of logan as a very tender and thorough lover when he finally opens up and presents his heart, however i also believe that he can be rough in bed if provoked long enough. so it’s no wonder that when you go to grab him by the shoulders in attempt to make him ease up his suddenly iron-like grip, he instead ends up pushing you face down onto the couch and makes you take it from behind.

he makes you feel the slight burn of the stretch when he fumbles with his belt and pushes his cock in. doesn’t let your pussy adjust. he sinks his teeth into your shoulder with a deep, satisfied groan when he starts to pound into you. hell, maybe he even mounts you and puts you in a headlock — completely depends how much you’ve tormented him beforehand.

but he always, always makes sure you’re okay after he’s fucked his frustrations out on you, you know? he coddles you afterwards and murmurs praise into your ear and calls you sweetheart and other nice pet names that make you flick him on the forehead until you’re both laughing quietly.

there’s a sweet man hiding underneath all that crude exterior. and that sweet man fucks you nasty.

[multi-fandomdisaster]

Have some random Hatchetfield vocal stims of mine:

"Wha- Whaaaat? The fuuuck?"

"Backed up to Nordstrom? A shEIT!"

Literally anything that Wiggly says

"Oh, well he's deep down in Drowsy Town sleeping the dreamless sleep of the dead!"

Frankly all of the Tickle-Me Wiggly Jingle for that matter lol

"🎶What do you want, Paul?🎶"

"Oh shit! Oh fuck! I didn't think there'd be a skele'on here!"

"🎶GOT MY FOOT ON THE GAS!🎶"

(Chanting, whispered) "Pokotho, Bliklotep, T'noy Karaxis, Nibblenephim, Pokotho..."

"HOW ARE YOU A CAR???"

"Sir! It's Paul!"

Basically any line in NPMD that has to do with "cool beans"

"I am Dan Reynolds. With action news, weekdays at 10:00pm!"

"IS THERE A GOD???"

[powderflower]

i am FREAKING OUT over the father’s day special being the anniversary of nick’s dad’s death like whaaaat the fuuuck i just oh my god what is he gonna do to that poor boy…

[walking-in-a-spider-web]

"Whaaaat the fuuuck are you?"

"I'm whatever ya want me to be babe!"

( I dont think thats what they meant Angel!)

[spiderlegeyelashes]

ehat the fuuuck the dash is dead nobody hut me posted in 36 minutes whaaaat

[raspbeare]

I WAS DOING SOME GOOGLING TO REFRESH MY MEMORY ON THE PERCY JACKSON AND CO UNIVERSE (what the fuck is it called) AND I SAW A SPOILER FOR TRIALS OF APOLLO AND WHAAAAT THE FUUUCK

SPOILER UNDER THE CUT

JASON FUCKING DIES?????? HUHHH???? whAT

sure i didn’t get super attached to him but wtf rick?!?

[stillseeitallinmyhead]

The way I forgot about illicit affairs in eras Tour until august was ending and you hear the drums and i was like whaaaat the fuuuck is she gonna do and then i was slapped by the illicit affairs eras tour performance of it all

[truexman]

Anonymous said: I want to cuff you to your desk and take you in your office while your coworkers work on the other side of the door and watch you cry out for your husband //anonymously tell my muse what you want to do to them

“No thank-you.”

[hazelcephalopod]

Whaaaat the fuuuck?! What did she do? What did she turn him into?!

[that-one-guy-who-does-the-thing]

found the mom episode. eeesh... but was worth finding it!

sniff.... i love you tiger philanthropist...

ONE OF THE RUBIES WILL BE OUR FRIEND YAAAAY

lapis whats wrong ......

wait. is she just gonna. get the ship. i hope shes not like just here for the ship

NOOOOOOOOOOOO oh lol garnet made 2 balloons

DESTINY HAIRBALL

nona? sorry no i mean nora? cursive is hard

oh, in case steven was a girl???

uh ohhh steven is misunderstanding the purpose of having chiildreen WAIT NO HE REALIZED HES JUST HER KID YAAAY HIS MOM LOVES HIM

......how did... how did rose know she would become steven..?

character: hands in pocket winking smiling stop sTOP STOP (it reminds me of sans)

SUPA MARIO IN REAL LIFE

ok so the trespasser is either amethyst (funny) or jasper (lore)

that spaceship is WHATBOUND??? FOR THE SNES?????

i should have FUCKING GUESSED IT WAS ONION aw man

sir you are siCONNIE SAID IT TOO YEAAH SILLY DAD! SILLY DAD!

WAIT ITS NEW GEMS!!! ITS NOT JASPER BUT ITS! LOOORE!

oh god not lars ok here we go

wait, is that one purple? PURPLE is my FAAVORITE COLOR. GGGIIMME THAT!

wait lars isnt annoying me that much this episode this is awesome

turning the lights off to throw glowsticks is so good

awh lars...

ok one shadows tease is a teaser, two is edging

WAIT WAS LARS KIDNAPPED!!???!?!?????

MAAASSS KIIDNAAAAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT "MY DAD" IS GREG! FFUUUCK WAIT NO NO NO NO I GET IT I GET IT

GOOOD THEYRE SCARY

i was right

uh oh steven's plan didnt work

NVM IT DID GO STEVEN GO STEVEN

steven: its all my fault , connie: STEVEN PLEEEASE

oh hey lars

LAAARRRRSSSS

topaz's voice is so nice... sigh...

WAIT DID ONE OF THEM SHATTER PINK OR IS ROSE PINK IM CONFUSED DID I MAKE THAT UP

conjoined twins? :O !!

BIG GORL! BOOK WORM!!! POLYGAMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

LARS W???? RARE LARS W?????

WHAAAAT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

HEALING TEEARS! FROM MOOOM!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!

qquuuuiiiiicckkklyyyyy ....... blllooock theee eeentrraaaannnncce.....

LARS IS A LION NOW !!!!! LION IS A ZOOMMMBIIIEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL THROUGH ZOMBIES

lars W

hi steven

oh steven... life hasnt been fair to you...

FUCK YOU MAYOR DEWEY

mayor dewey W for stepping down. uh oh steven

steven depression arc

uh ooohhhhh steeeveeeennnn dont text into the dark

sigh.... i've been there steven... you can't force her to talk to you.

GREEEN THIIIIING HI HI HI HI HI!

green thing.... lapis.... gone...?

hggfhhhjhj this is the "steven isnt able to fix stuff the way he usually does after 4 seasons of mostly quick and easy solutions to interpersonal conflict" arc... it really hits when you're so used to "you're making me sad." "oh sorry steven i guess we're chill now"

wait jasper was bubbled right..? did that happen and i forgot about it.??

green thing sad.......... :o(

green thing better! steven better!

i wonder if we'll ever see green thing fuse...... i love her

i... miss... lars..?

doodoo. butt. the governmnent. corrmupts

sigh. steven and the band ignoring their--WAIT NO THEYRE HORROR JAMMING

i think the punk tumblr lesbians would enjoy the eat your brains instead of work minimum wage song

SADIE ON THE LOOSE! WAIT NO MORE DONUTS???????

clarence

kevin stop

bye kevin. yay theyre friends!

LARS??? EMERALD????? HOW FUUUCKING LOOONG HAS IT BEEN???!????!?!??

sigh... lars... please... be cool.

oh hes cool again

heehee.... snar wors...

im happy to have connie back

oh. theyre. fighting non-gems nowwww..., uuh ooh. thinking about steven's undertale true ending

i was right

stevonnie stubble goes hard

steven's psychicness combines with connie's normal dream stuff

is mom turning into a diamond in this dream? YES SHE IS

wait... is this a mom dream...? viewed through connie? PINK??? WAS I RIGHT???

the subtle breakcore outro song is pretty cool

garnet storytime W

cute vhs episode

garnet being silly for fun :o)

PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR AMETHYSTS !!

shes playing with her boooyyyy..,.. SHES PLAYING WITH HER BOOOYYYY!!!!!!

uh ohhh

oh yaay :o)

i think i have a character i... wait... lars and whats his name have that in common... theyre both annoying but lars pulled ahead by becoming a cool space guy

i love it when the gems do human stuff... <:o)

i love it when shows put people on a stage and give next to zero audience

wow steven's handwriting is really really good

i wonder if the lars donut tastes like the lars cake

lapis.... waaaaaaa.......

PSYCHIC STEVEN LORE

ok i really wish i didnt know what i think i know about pink

BLUE BIRD COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is it too late to give people nicknames? whatever sad or angsty pearl is now white baby

oh its the reveal that would have hit really hard if i alrWAIT STEEVEN IS PINK DIAMOND!!!! WAIT THAT JUST HIT ME WHAAAAAT

STEVEN YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT

rose turning "my pearl" into a sweet nickname is sweet in a.. kinda fucked way

oh thank god mom didnt make the zoo

MOM IS A DOOOORRRRK

RED BABY COME BACK (ruby is red baby and sapphire is blu baby)

guh, the scribbled out heart..... at first i thought she'd accidentally started writing "garnet" but then i realized it was a hears and got saaad......

white baby dont worry ...red baby will come back

purple thing please care abourt red baby.......

purple thing please care about yourdself.....

purple thing care about our boy... <:o)

red baby break up//............ <:O(

undertale yellow

RED BABY MISSES HER GF WAAAAAAA

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!! CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!

hi minecraft... nonono. uhh rainbow thing!

hey random side thing i got some weird deja vu where i just wrote that last thing and then rewinded to catch up and then kept replaying the same 2 seconds over and over and it was really scary but thats ok

WEEEEDDIIIIIINNNNGGG RIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGSSSS!!!!!!!!

wait does steven do the diamond salute before warping in the intro..?????????

WEDDING KNIGHT HELL YEAH RAINBOW THING

GREEN THING IN A DRESS

TUX DRESS!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAA!!!

CLUSTER IS OUR FRIEND AND THE BIGGEST POLY..uh poly... polygamous.... WHATEVER YOU CALL THOSE WEB THINGS

WATER BABY WAS WITH US IN THE MOON ROOM WOOOOOO

CLUSTER BECAME OUR CHILL EARTH DEFENSE SYSTEM

is this... what it looks like when you get poofed...?

BIG MOMMAS ARE.... im not calling them that. YELLOW AND BLUE ARE CHILL NOW PRRROBABLY!

GIANT ROBOT WOMAoh. legs. mettaton ship

green thing i miss you...

ok i will be calling her white momm..nevermind... NO! im calling her grandma

TV PG sign in the intro.. hmmm

whoops seems like a duplicate episode wwwuh oh

oh... pink's room.. rose's room...

<:o) mom... pink.... was really pink baby.....

silly ball... kinda creepy tho... im not sure im... enjoying... connie being there... considering uh,... how she's , yknow, a human, and ,could die easily

i love the diamonds' unnatural chaotic long accordion chords that just go on forever... it's... fitting!

NOOOOOO STEVONNIE IS IN BAD ROOM!!!

MELON BABY IS BAAACK

dumbass bird too stupid to live heehee

STEVEN'S ODYSSEY!!!!!

BLUE W

GIGA QUEEN DELTARUNE

GREEN THING! BLUE BIRD!!!!!!!!! RAINBOW THINF!!!!!!!

is... is blue mom scottish now? was she always scottish?

MOMS

STEVEN FUSIONS

THE STAR!!!! OBSIDIAN!!!

THIS SHIT IS AWESOME

this shit is fucking scary dude

MOM??!???!?!??

JAMES BAXTER??!?!?!?!?

ending was fast... but i guess thats par for the course in this show. well, the final sequence was cool and cute and awesome AAAUGH THE CARTOON NETWORK JINGLE

ok movie next but not yet i have car stuff in the morning

watching steven universe for the first time. still on season 1. im noticing over half of the episodes are like... it's like regular show in that the first like half of the episode is relatively normal and kind of slice of life??? or at the very least just kind of stuff happening, and then after that shit picks up to a thousand, but unlike regular show it's taken super seriously and oftentimes what feels like act 3 movie character development happens out of nowhere. like idk some of these episodes have moments that would feel more deserved if there was more buildup or if it was part of like a multi-part special or something.

but other episodes are more like early adventure time. i cannot explain why

[faintlysufferingchaos]

Okay I apologise in advance. Just going to scream for a sec then maybe I’ll sleep.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHFUCKINGFUCKITYFUUUUUCCKKK IM DONE GGGAAHHHHHHHHH WHAAAAT THE FUUUCK EVEN IS THIS I CANT TELL IF ITS THERAPEUTIC OR NOT

[fyterx]

whaaaat the fuuuck??

Look at this Video Game Haul I just got

[kmp78]

"Whaaaat the fuuuck. Is ledger about to get a run for his money?" Fans are amazed by JL as Joker in ZS new movie. JL going to come out shining with this one.

Sweeeeetiiiiieeeee... 🤭

[lotsadeer]

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HOLY FUCK

MCELSTUCK

MCELSTUCK IS A THING

WHAT THE FUUUCK