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“Gav,” she said, “sometimes you gotta do the things you ain’t supposed to do.”
“Why?”
“This world,” she said, “it’s fulla stuff that people think you ain’t supposed to do, but which is actually okay. It’s also full of stuff you really, really shouldn’t do. Nobody tells you which is which, so you gotta find the difference.”
More proof that Lift and Szeth need to hang out more.
#brandon sanderson#the stormlight archive#wat#wind and truth spoilers#wat spoilers#wind and truth#szeth#lift
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So are we getting trans vibes from Lift in this chapter or is it just me? I came on here to see if anyone was talking about it but I haven’t seen anyone mention it
#wind and truth#kowt spoilers#wind and truth spoilers#cosmere#wat#wat spoilers#lift stormlight#stormlight archive spoilers
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I only read this much of chapter 14 of Wind and Truth and had to pause to make this meme 😂
#cosmere#wat spoilers#wat#wind and truth#wind and truth spoilers#the stormlight archive#stormlight archive#stormlight archive spoilers#stormlight 5#the cosmere#cremposting#the way of kings#brandon sanderson#mysterythief#mysterytheif rants
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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
QUALIFYING ROUND: 128th Tilt
Ser Jaime Lannister, Game of Thrones (2011-2019) VS. Wat, A Knight’s Tale (2001)
Propaganda
Ser Jaime Lannister, Game of Thrones (2011-2019) Portrayed by: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
“Okay, yes, he is an asshole who fucks his sister and pushes children out of windows, but we can fix him! Deep down he's just a lost little meow meow who doesn't know anything but fighting and family. But the more he's exposed to the outside world, the more he sees the error of his ways and tries to do better. And what's hotter than a redemption arc?”
Wat, A Knight’s Tale (2001) Portrayed by:
“being funny is SEXY”
Additional Propaganda Under the Cut
Additional Propaganda
For Jaime Lannister:
“In the books, both Brienne and Catelyn saw him emaciated and covered in his own filth and they thought "he could still get it". I think Nikolaj Coster-Waldau really lives up to that reputation.”
“Let's be real he's probably not into you, but doesn't that just add to the charm?”
For Wat:
#medieval hotties qualifiers#jaime lannister#wat#game of thrones#a knight's tale#nikolaj coster waldau#alan tudyk#fuck that medieval man
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WAT COVER DROP OMGGGGGG IT LOOKS SO AMAZING!! THE COLORS!! IT'S LITERALLY SO COOL I LOVE IT SM
seriously michael whelan's art is so beautiful i love it!!
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Oh this trip is going to be fun
#most insane duo ever im LAUGHING#kaladin is soooo used to be really intimidating and there is szeth not showing respect at all#sorry bro the voices told me to say that#stormlight archive#kaladin stormblessed#cosmere#wind and truth#wat#wat spoilers#wind and truth spoilers
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Totally legit kowt bingo board
#knights of wind and truth#wind and truth#tsa#oathbringer spoilers#stormlight archive#cremposting#wat#kowat#kowt#row spoilers
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I... I usually do a list of things to do the next day at like 3 in the morning before i pass out if it's many but simple tasks, right? I have things such as remember to work in a shower before working on commissions, and the fact that i have a 'mogus game with some pals at 3 but.
what???
what is the item nice pupper????
what????
what task is this we don't own dogs????
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"Can we just admit that alicorns are really just flamingos, not ponies?"
Yes. Yes, we can.
#julunis14#mlp#mlp fim#ponies#pony#sfw#drawing#alicorn#species swap#flamingos#princesses#princess celestia#princess luna#princess cadence#princess twilight#mlp g5#opaline#flurry heart#wat
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Wind and Truth Spoilers
I am 1122892304982% so ready for these chapters. This shit is comedy gold. Syl staring at Szeth to see if he was peaking. Szeth being unhinged. Szeth's spren being emo in the corner. Nightblood being Nightblood. Kaladin is the only normal one in this party AND I LOVE IT!
#brandon sanderson#cosmere#stormlight archive#wind and truth#wind and truth spoilers#wat#wat spoilers#stormlight 5#sa5 spoilers
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AITA for taking an overseas position without consulting my wife?
Throwaway in case my wife sees it.
I (51m) was recently offered the job of my dreams, it came out of nowhere but fits with everything that I have worked towards for the last 30 years. Really the opportunity of a lifetime and will allow me to actually make a difference. However I would be required to move out of the country very far away, with limited ability to travel back and forth. At first I was ecstatic and said yes pretty much immediately, but when I was speaking with my colleague on zoom he kept telling me that I was getting in over my head. And then my recruiter seemed to think it was weird how quickly I agreed.
My wife (47f) and I have been fighting a lot more lately. She keeps complaining that I am not involving her enough in my life and gets annoyed when I spend time with my friends. I’m starting to get the feeling she resents me for never becoming as successful of an engineer as she wanted to. Which is ridiculous since the truth is that she simply never had what it took, and I don’t think it’s fair for her to be angry at me. She also gets angry with me when I tell her this, for some reason. If I tell her about the job offer I am sure she will go crazy.
Thing is, if I don’t take this position I know they are going to ask my brother (47m) instead which I am certain would be a disaster. He is really successful in our field, but he is reckless and throws himself into things head first. With a skull thick enough that I would not be surprised if he could survive a rockslide. It feels like I have been babysitting him since we were children and I am scared of what he would do without my direct supervision. If they put him in charge I am sure it would burn to the ground. His wife died a while ago and he did not take it well, so he and his boys (13m & 17m) have been staying with us for a while to sort things out. Which is actually a reason why I am not as comfortable leaving, you see I am not comfortable with how much time my wife and he are spending together. They were friends before me and my wife met, it was how we were introduced, and while they never dated I am also not an idiot. You do not keep friends of the opposite gender and bring them to parties without there being some interest. I am afraid that if I leave they might start something.
My children (28f) and (21m) are both adults, so they are no real reason for holding me here. I have paid for both of their college educations as well as my son’s wedding last year. So clearly I have done everything that is expected of me. I would have done the same for my daughter, but she seems hellbent on getting her PhD and seems to get upset whenever I suggest that she should try to settle down. Which is actually really annoying because if I am actually leaving then I need her to have a husband who I can leave the family company to, as my son is the only person I know who is potentially more of a loser than my brother.
I don’t think I have done anything wrong, but my coworkers do not seem to agree. So am I the asshole? I just want to make a difference and be away from all of this mediocrity.
#in honor of watching him die again I'm bringing this one back#its old tho#so if its off from the final chapter that’s why#stormlight archive#cosmere#brandon sanderson#navani kholin#gavilar kholin#dalinar kholin#it's extra modernized because i was originally planning on putting it in actual aita 2 years ago#but felt too bad about breaking the rules and didn't#I transferred it to tumblr when the chapter came out#but my internet was to bad to post and I forgot#sa5#sa5 spoilers#kowt#kowt spoilers#wat#wat spoilers
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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
FIRST ROUND: 14th Tilt
Wat, A Knight’s Tale (2001) VS. Edgin Darvis, Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves (2023)
Propaganda
Wat, A Knight’s Tale (2001) Portrayed by: Alan Tudyk Defeated Opponents: - Ser Jaime Lannister [Nikolaj Coster-Waldau], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
“being funny is SEXY”
Edgin Darvis, Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves (2023) Portrayed by: Chris Pine Defeated Opponents: - Cinderella’s Prince [Chris Pine], Into the Woods (2012)
“Edgin is such a fun character - he's charismatic, realistically flawed, and genuinely kind to the people around him. His platonic relationship with Holga is delightful. And he's pretty - he's not a strong warrior or hardened veteran, but a handsome guy with a good smile.”
Additional Propaganda Under the Cut
Additional Propaganda
For Wat:
For Edgin Darvis:
“I like...his face. And his lute. And his ability to value friendships with women.”
[Gifset]
“He's a clever charismatic thief, he's funny, he's tough, he's devoted to his daughter. He's a gorgeous DILF.”
#medieval hotties round 1#wat#edgin darvis#a knight's tale#dungeons & dragons#honor among thieves#alan tudyk#chris pine#fuck that medieval man
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oh... oh fuck this thing is stupid big
#cosmere#brandon sanderson#the stormlight archive#stormlight archive#kaladin stormblessed#kaladin#kowt#wat#wind and truth#this is just absurd#what's book 10 going to be#or the dragon steel books are they going to be two-volume monstrosities?
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WaT first chapter being about Kaladin not having a depressive episode and being called "unfamiliar ground" is so funny to me like my boy truly doesn't know wtf is happening why don't I wanna die ⁉️⁉️
#I have been thinking all day about these chapters pls i CANT stfu#kaladin stormblessed#stormlight archive#cosmere#wind and truth spoilers#wind and truth#wat#wat spoilers
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