#WAT

[ultimateinferno]

From WaT, I just want to believe that I Called It. His Spren is a totally fucking loser narc.

So this post made me think about Szeth’s Spren and the interaction between it, Szeth and Nightblood.

Which made me jump to a three man road trip a la this gif:

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[little-cute-pink-horrible-being]

Kaladin: desperately trying to get Szeth to open, to start forgiving himself

Szeth: thank you, Kaladin. It's working.

Kaladin: I am glad

Szeth: I can finally kill myself

Kaladin: WHAT?

[libralita]

This is reminding of the Word of Brandon from the Lost Metal release where Brandon said that Autonomy is aware of Kelsier and she's a fan.

[wyndlerunner]

“I’m not real, so my emotions don’t matter! My pain is an illusion, and I’m a puppet for raw Investiture, propped up and speaking like the sock on a child’s hand.” He cocked his head. “Damn. Is this how the Iriali feel all the time? No wonder they’re so storming odd.”

Damn what kind of Iri lore drop is this?? Or they homunculus or something?

[nemmiril]

Wind and Truth Chapter 61 spoilers.

So I was right! Jasnah totally dumped Hoid.

Good for her

[th3e-m4ng0]

Hey peebrain -you teleport?

wat . peebrain who . wat

[billerak]

Ok but this is practcially the perfect finale for Kaladin. Sure he didn't get to form that thruple (FOR NOW, WHO'S TO SAY HE WON'T COME BACK TO JOIN SHALLAN AND ADOLIN AS A MILF/DILF?) but he got:

1: To stay with Syl

2: To further explore therapy and eventually, as a herald, to spread it across Rosharan humanity.

3: To say the fifth ideal (which was perfect) and still find a way to protect others without really sacrificing himself

4: To avoid the everstorm covering the whole damn planet which we all know would have been harsh as fuck for him but also avoid eternal torture in Braize

5: Last but not least, to eventually come back to keep protecting people, even if he has to fight to do it.

I really hope when Stormlight gets animated (it will get animated, I trust in the fact that Mistborn live action is gonna crash and burn hard and Brandon will look to other options) they give that final scene of him walking through past versions of himself the most epic music Brandon can afford.

Anyways now that Kal is also immortal, think he has a chance with Leshwi?

[nevertheless-moving]

Wind and Truth Stream of Consciousness : Days Seven through Nine

This ten day war is FUCKING CRAZY

Oh no ononon adolin if you die

Phew

TALN EX MACHINA

What the fuck kinda deity is the Wind going to make kaladin?? let the man make stew!!

Oh yeah testaments there too. lot going on with shallan.

Man gavinor is going to be so fucked up

Oh hes going to be SO fucked up

So kaladin is good at cooking? Sigh… he's just like that isn't he...

Navanni thank fuck

(Oh valor's her own shard. Man this is a lot of lore)

Oof i mean we knew how szeths story was going to end but still...

So the listeners are going to win the shattered plains on a technicality?? kinda rad ngl.

Can not believe nale got in on the kaladin therapy plan. he just keeps winning

Oh man were getting year things are happening in the lore and everything - i am going to need to reread a summary of this

Tragedies of Gods branderson you madman you can't keep doing this to me

Aahhhhh adolin you are stressing me tf out

Ooh listeners defection causing mishram to consider peace that's poignant. That's Poignant af

Renarins visions started a year and a half ago? Wait how long was row timeskip?

Rlainarin <3

Argh the binding of mishram ahh tanavast ahhhhhhh mutuall asured desuction

God v jasnah oof

Both champions dalinar??? fucks sake hes just a guy!!! He's literally just some guy!!! ajadajfklsdhak

Wind And Truth Stream of Consciousness Notes: Day One and Two

I'm living. Discussion of syl's lady parts followed immediately by vague agender Kaladin rights??? Whats goin on

Not sure how i feel about firm goodbyes. getting some dread about kaladin going to superhell.

shallan Noticed the hair but not the tattoo/ brand exchange

Shallan jealous of kalodin hug. he's playing with us branderson is playing with us

Fucking adoption confirmation im

Wow this jasnah and wit meta is awesome who wrote this

Really enjoy that kaladin's flying everybody protecting armor is just a him thing. I mean maybe its a windrunner thing but it being just a Kaladin Stormblessed thing is hilarious

New szeth/kaladin dynamic unlocked: never married, extremely divorced

Would die for bippy

Aight they keep mentioning it but i really don't remember Mraize mentoring shallan that much. to be fair it might have happened and i forgot idk.

Dismissing armor when getting shot. nice. Genuinely Classy.

Lift having a crush on sigzil - extremely cute

Oh my god lift checking out drehys ass

LIFT

Renarin having extremely fair reaction to shallan's secret society bullshit. oh you accidentally joined a cult trying to take over the world and forgot to mention it for years? that would be absurd if it wasn't so fucking in character

Lift saying 'Shit' i'm crying this is a blessing 🙌 thank you in the name of fanfic

Didn't know i needed a brutal assessment of kaladin's stew making skills

Kaladin taking meaningful steps to work on his mental health while the world objectively collapses around him. He's just like me fr.

[colwbear]

he has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most rosharan nations

[mysterythief]

I only read this much of chapter 14 of Wind and Truth and had to pause to make this meme 😂

[biplet]

*slams door open, covered in blood* I finished wind and truth

[twobitsandanibble]

Totally legit kowt bingo board

[little-cute-pink-horrible-being]

Wow. Oh wow. I did not expect Nightblood to have such a big realisation. He didn't even know he was the one killing most people...

Also, I WROTE A FIC ABOUT THE EXACT SAME REALISATION A MONTH AGO

[libralita]

Also--THAIDAKARRRRRR SKYPEEEEEEEEE CALLLLLLLLLLLLL I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN! FUCK YEAH! And the tease of what's to come in Era 3. Which due to time weirdness will happen...before Arc 2? No wonder Brandon was being dodgy about the timeline!

[wyndlerunner]

“Are you worth it?” She rested her hands on Taln’s arm. “Do you know the price that was paid on a distant world for your peace, by a man who never wanted this? A man who would have been content with his horses? Are you worth it?”

“I don’t know,” Adolin said, honest.