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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

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sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

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Hi I'm the asshole who stole your post - I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT I'M NEW TO TUMBLR AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE TUMBLR ETIQUETTE I FOUND IT ON PINTEREST AND THOUGHT YOUR POST WAS REALLY FUNNY

I AM SO SO SORRY

OMG NO ITS OKAY I FIGURED AS MUCH HAHAHHA

I appreciate the apology, and now you know!!! Go forth and enjoy tumblr

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Dude I’ve ascended to new tumblr heights. My posts are getting screenshotted and reposted

Just finished the first mistborn book and found this

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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

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I think it's a shame that "Oedipus complex" refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom

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i like the sound of mourning doves, cicadas, trains in the distance

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PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

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LOGAN LERMAN photographed by Ruben Chamorro for Marie Claire

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i tend to be generally fearless to a bit of a fault but today i experienced a split second of absolutely primal terror

i was coming home from a hike and was in the mountains waiting for a train to pass so i could cross the tracks. i briefly looked up to look at the train as it approached because i understand the appeal of a good train. i was met with this sight, actively approaching me

my sense of fight or flight is pretty dormant but it hit me so hard i felt vaguely nauseous for five minutes. i sat there in my car looking like id seen someone get shot. for some reason my brain could not process thomas and all i knew was that suddenly my world was very different and very, very frightening

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A little something to take the edge off. *Just fucking attacks you

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Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

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fucking idiot