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justlarkin · 7 months ago

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This guy is the only man I'd fear on the battlefield. Not anyone with super sophisticated and powerful sacred artifacts or high-tech gear. Just this guy. There's something unnerving about a bum wielding nothing but a street sign as a weapon. Do y'all know how fucking heavy those things are? Especially the cylindrical ones? And he's carrying it with one hand. Yeah, absolutely fucking not. If I run into this man during a battle, I'm leaving IMMEDIATELY before the police have to search for my various body parts in different area codes and reconstruct my face using AI to get an ID.

#shut up lark #wait no i lied #and yamasachihiko i dont like his hooks #they remind me of the jesus wept scene from hellraiser

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woolmasterleel · 1 year ago

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I love thinking of potential names for themes for my characters, if I was at all good at music I'd try to make them

Anyway

For Atomus and Evelyn, I'd imagine they'd have their own themes but share a motif. But when they fuse Eden... "Lose Your Paradise" would make a kickass name I think

Since like. Myth of creation, Paradise Lost, ruining Mirror's creation of his perfect world, etc etc etc etc

I don't know if it was obvious that's what the twins were based on, I feel like it is ??????? Also they came to be solely out of spite but I am so proud of how well they fit into IV.. I love them

#thoughts with leel #I don't have any ideas for anyone else though I don't think...#Wait no I lied #Mad Rabbit's is ''Madness in the Form of a Rabbit''. Or something

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cyberstabbing · 1 year ago

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going to be marching in a pride parade for the first time today :^))

#wait no i lied #i did march in a pride parade last year #but it was in a smaller town #mine #this is the biggest in northern europe

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kazodus · 5 months ago

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came to me in a dream

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rebornexplorer · 11 months ago

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homework to do but no energy to do it...hmmm....(actually i do have energy i just don't feel like it)

#chemistry is ass #thats a lie i like chemistry #i just wish i could have more time to understand #and then. Spanish project #grrrr #actually those are the last two things #WAIT NO I LIED #i have those two and then i needa finish a book for English #finish the questions related to the book..#I'll just look them up i don't care at this point #and do something for my math class #sighhh

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 4 months ago

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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the #Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men #E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER #H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too #H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens #H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour #E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly #H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST #E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S #H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS #E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY #Epic the musical #Epic odysseus #The odyssey #odysseus #Homer #Greek mythology #Jorge rivera-herrans #nuclear war speaks

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treviso-nights · 13 days ago

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everyone say thank you to brianne battye who wrote for both cullen rutherford and neve gallus, two people who would rather fall on a sword than develop crushes but ultimately can't resist the indecipherable yearning of their huge, disgustingly soft hearts

#brianne battye #dragon age #cullen rutherford #neve gallus #bioware #veilguard #datv #inquisition #honestly that's my fav trope of all time in my LIs so i basically worship the ground she walks on #haven't romanced neve yet but she's NEXT and i can't fuuuuucking wait. step on me. kiss me. literally anything #and we already know how fucking rabid i am about cullen #the ex church girl in me salivates over him i swear its demeaning of myself but idc #mine

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m4rs-ex3 · 19 days ago

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2x02 // 7x05

hey so this is actually my favorite thing ever actually

#this scene is for For Me #the best rayllum lines are always the ones where like. the line itself is completely normal #but then the context and the delivery and the simplicity itself just make them so AAAAAA #like “i love her. i love her very much” is one of my favorite rayllum lines ever holy shit #the entire scene i'm telling you ok it is beauty it is grace #like he's all flustered and then he's like “wait. fuck it oh my god yes i love her i love her so much I LOVE RAYLA AND IM PROUD!!!!”#tdp spoilers #tdp s7 #sticky fingers #rayllum #callum #tdp callum #tdp #the dragon prince #continuethesaga #giveusthesaga #half moon lies

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asterixer · 9 months ago

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Ass kicking outfit

#lies of p #lies of p pinocchio #lies of p laxasia #my art #LISTEN AS SOON AS I SAW THIS COSTUME AND THE OTHER ACCESSORIES I WAS LIKE WAIT A MINUTE #anyway im sorry laxasia but p is the star here

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axoqiii · 4 months ago

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🐾🌟 cxs !!

#long time no cheng xiaoshi #quick little thing i did while thinking of yingdu chapter!!!#its so soon... i cant wait #cheng xiaoshi #cxs #link click #shiguang dai li ren #时光代理人 #sgdlr #sgdlr fanart #my art

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platoapproved · 5 months ago

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The building had been crawling with gentle humans who noticed not a thing as they’d stolen the clothes they now wore, uniforms of the young, and left by a broken door into an alley. Not my brothers and sisters anymore. — QUEEN OF THE DAMNED

#iwtvedit #iwtv #interview with the vampire #daniel molloy #queen of the damned #i think this is my favorite vampire daniel quote from qotd. it makes me SO excited for vampire daniel in season 3 #HE HAS ALWAYS! BEEN! THE HUNTSMAN!#daniel reflecting and not seeing himself as changed from prey to predator. he was predator all along and just hiding it waiting #in the books he went looking for vampires hunting for more of their secret world.#in the show he always goes hunting for the truth under the lies even when it puts him in great danger. he doesn't back down #it's who he is! the man in dogged pursuit of what he wants.#i just love him as a character so much #i want him embracing his sexuality and immortality i want him abrasive and cold and without fear i want him DEVOURING innocent people #it's what we deserve!!!!

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yashley · 6 months ago

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