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This guy is the only man I'd fear on the battlefield. Not anyone with super sophisticated and powerful sacred artifacts or high-tech gear. Just this guy. There's something unnerving about a bum wielding nothing but a street sign as a weapon. Do y'all know how fucking heavy those things are? Especially the cylindrical ones? And he's carrying it with one hand. Yeah, absolutely fucking not. If I run into this man during a battle, I'm leaving IMMEDIATELY before the police have to search for my various body parts in different area codes and reconstruct my face using AI to get an ID.
#shut up lark#wait no i lied#and yamasachihiko i dont like his hooks#they remind me of the jesus wept scene from hellraiser
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I love thinking of potential names for themes for my characters, if I was at all good at music I'd try to make them
Anyway
For Atomus and Evelyn, I'd imagine they'd have their own themes but share a motif. But when they fuse Eden... "Lose Your Paradise" would make a kickass name I think
Since like. Myth of creation, Paradise Lost, ruining Mirror's creation of his perfect world, etc etc etc etc
I don't know if it was obvious that's what the twins were based on, I feel like it is ??????? Also they came to be solely out of spite but I am so proud of how well they fit into IV.. I love them
#thoughts with leel#I don't have any ideas for anyone else though I don't think...#Wait no I lied#Mad Rabbit's is ''Madness in the Form of a Rabbit''. Or something
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going to be marching in a pride parade for the first time today :^))
#wait no i lied#i did march in a pride parade last year#but it was in a smaller town#mine#this is the biggest in northern europe
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came to me in a dream
#logan howlett#wolverine#jean grey#scott summers#cyclops#ororo munroe#storm#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#logurt#scogan#why does he have no ship names with girls idk#wolverine x storm#i’m clinically fucking stupid#tags make me feel cringe#also this took me like 10 minutes cause i had to meticulously crop all the images#x men#wait i lied#rolo#i still don’t know jeans#wolverjean#is that it#lojean#something like that#wolvergirl
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Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD
#lmk season 5 spoilers#lmk spoilers#lmk season 5#lego monkie kid#lmk#macaque#liu'er mihou#six eared macaque#sun wukong#monkey king#qi xiaotian#mk#li jing#anyone else find it interesting that in english the 'macaque' part of his name comes first#but in chinese the 'six-ears' part comes first? so the way he's called by name in the different dubs has slightly different vibes#i can't quantify 'em tho :/ am not a vibeologist#Macaque was this season's biggest GOAT#like he's very petty about it but he cares about mk and swk SO. MUCH.#(well ok the petty is mostly aimed at swk)#which: fair#POV: everything is going to shit and you are currently the only celestial monkey NOT being re-traumatized or gaslight by celestial beings#macaque's gonna start rolling up to beach parties with a shirt that says:#I Saved The Monkey King's Arse Several Times And All I Got Was An Almost-Hand-Holding-Moment And This Stupid Shirt#MK NOOOOOOOOO#im a fucking wreck that's their KID. he's their BOY. their little BRO HE'S THEIR KID OKAY AND THEY LOVE HIM ENOUGH TO FISTFIGHT THE GODS#which i guess is a little easier since they can win those fights actually#not explicitly shadowpeach#but oh it is there. lurking. waiting to strike#lion king reference! :D
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homework to do but no energy to do it...hmmm....(actually i do have energy i just don't feel like it)
#chemistry is ass#thats a lie i like chemistry#i just wish i could have more time to understand#and then. Spanish project#grrrr#actually those are the last two things#WAIT NO I LIED#i have those two and then i needa finish a book for English#finish the questions related to the book..#I'll just look them up i don't care at this point#and do something for my math class#sighhh
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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Ass kicking outfit
#lies of p#lies of p pinocchio#lies of p laxasia#my art#LISTEN AS SOON AS I SAW THIS COSTUME AND THE OTHER ACCESSORIES I WAS LIKE WAIT A MINUTE#anyway im sorry laxasia but p is the star here
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🐾🌟 cxs !!
#long time no cheng xiaoshi#quick little thing i did while thinking of yingdu chapter!!!#its so soon... i cant wait#cheng xiaoshi#cxs#link click#shiguang dai li ren#时光代理人#sgdlr#sgdlr fanart#my art
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The building had been crawling with gentle humans who noticed not a thing as they’d stolen the clothes they now wore, uniforms of the young, and left by a broken door into an alley. Not my brothers and sisters anymore. — QUEEN OF THE DAMNED
#iwtvedit#iwtv#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#queen of the damned#i think this is my favorite vampire daniel quote from qotd. it makes me SO excited for vampire daniel in season 3#HE HAS ALWAYS! BEEN! THE HUNTSMAN!#daniel reflecting and not seeing himself as changed from prey to predator. he was predator all along and just hiding it waiting#in the books he went looking for vampires hunting for more of their secret world.#in the show he always goes hunting for the truth under the lies even when it puts him in great danger. he doesn't back down#it's who he is! the man in dogged pursuit of what he wants.#i just love him as a character so much#i want him embracing his sexuality and immortality i want him abrasive and cold and without fear i want him DEVOURING innocent people#it's what we deserve!!!!
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I know. But listen to it and you act like you’ve never heard it before.
#critical role#exu downfall#ygifs#cr lb#ashley mom pc: my son you must gamble my daughter you must lie uh WAIT OOPS#trist unknown mama who only knows how to hold repeating to tell those she loves that she loves them#an open heart open to suffering to remain open to love#anyway ashley gave with Little Lies Are Okay and her face work ma'am mama#me sitting pretty i get brennan dming ashley
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Meet You At The Blossom 花开有时颓靡无声 | Episode 1
#userdramas#meet you at the blossom#myatbedit#cdramaedit#cdramasource#wang yunkai#li le#zongzheng huaien#jin xiaobao#*mine#k i lied now i have to wait for the ep2 file
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#When Season 3 Ends With Your Faves Going Cannon
#i'm not gonna tell you i told you so but i told you so#its the sitcom formula it never lies#next season we get the trying to hide that they are dating#i can't freaking wait#SCREAMING!!!#AHHHHHH#superstore#the office#abbott elementary#gregory x janine#jim x pam#jonah x amy#simmosa#teddie#jam#jonah simms#amy sosa#gregory eddie#janine teagues#love#jim halpert#pam beesly#ben feldman#america ferrera#tyler james williams#quinta brunson#john krasinski#jenna fischer#3x25#3x22
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Paper Rings ruined me in maybe the best way possible, I haven’t gotten these two out of my mind since reading.
art based on beautiful fic by @eeriebarbie <3
#can’t wait to see how it turns out oh gosh#I’m sorry I’m screaming your name on like 3 platforms at once rn I’m sorry#once I feel better I’m drawing breagan doing LI things because I said so#brett x Ralph’s Italian ice is real I know he order bubble gum flavor#my art#inside job#breagan#brett hand#reagan ridley
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I read "The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish" and I had to get these out of my system
#the disabled tyrant's beloved pet fish#disabled tyrant's pet palm fish#mu tianchi#li yu#xiaoyu#doodle#my art#I still need to read the rest of the series but maybe I'll read the fantranslation while waiting for the rest of the books#for now u get this shitpost tho#also is there a short name for this series??? like the tgcf and mdzs and erha etc for this series???#is it just beloved pet fish???#dtbpf is that what u want from me????#anyway I look forward to seeing these idiots fall in love#maybe I'll do more serious art of them later
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