#WAIT NO I LIED
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justlarkin · 5 months ago
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This guy is the only man I'd fear on the battlefield. Not anyone with super sophisticated and powerful sacred artifacts or high-tech gear. Just this guy. There's something unnerving about a bum wielding nothing but a street sign as a weapon. Do y'all know how fucking heavy those things are? Especially the cylindrical ones? And he's carrying it with one hand. Yeah, absolutely fucking not. If I run into this man during a battle, I'm leaving IMMEDIATELY before the police have to search for my various body parts in different area codes and reconstruct my face using AI to get an ID.
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rubikor · 2 years ago
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woolmasterleel · 11 months ago
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I love thinking of potential names for themes for my characters, if I was at all good at music I'd try to make them
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For Atomus and Evelyn, I'd imagine they'd have their own themes but share a motif. But when they fuse Eden... "Lose Your Paradise" would make a kickass name I think
Since like. Myth of creation, Paradise Lost, ruining Mirror's creation of his perfect world, etc etc etc etc
I don't know if it was obvious that's what the twins were based on, I feel like it is ??????? Also they came to be solely out of spite but I am so proud of how well they fit into IV.. I love them
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cyberstabbing · 1 year ago
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going to be marching in a pride parade for the first time today :^))
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kazodus · 3 months ago
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came to me in a dream
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cubbyhole-for-flea-bee · 4 months ago
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Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD
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rebornexplorer · 9 months ago
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homework to do but no energy to do it...hmmm....(actually i do have energy i just don't feel like it)
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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 2 months ago
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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asterixer · 8 months ago
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Ass kicking outfit
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axoqiii · 2 months ago
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🐾🌟 cxs !!
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platoapproved · 3 months ago
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The building had been crawling with gentle humans who noticed not a thing as they’d stolen the clothes they now wore, uniforms of the young, and left by a broken door into an alley. Not my brothers and sisters anymore. — QUEEN OF THE DAMNED
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yashley · 4 months ago
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I know. But listen to it and you act like you’ve never heard it before. 
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shenzhiheng · 4 months ago
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Meet You At The Blossom 花开有时颓靡无声 | Episode 1
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livelovecaliforniadreams · 6 months ago
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#When Season 3 Ends With Your Faves Going Cannon 
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smlbirdds · 2 years ago
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Paper Rings ruined me in maybe the best way possible, I haven’t gotten these two out of my mind since reading.
art based on beautiful fic by @eeriebarbie <3
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luriart · 7 months ago
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I read "The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish" and I had to get these out of my system
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