#and yamasachihiko i dont like his hooks
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This guy is the only man I'd fear on the battlefield. Not anyone with super sophisticated and powerful sacred artifacts or high-tech gear. Just this guy. There's something unnerving about a bum wielding nothing but a street sign as a weapon. Do y'all know how fucking heavy those things are? Especially the cylindrical ones? And he's carrying it with one hand. Yeah, absolutely fucking not. If I run into this man during a battle, I'm leaving IMMEDIATELY before the police have to search for my various body parts in different area codes and reconstruct my face using AI to get an ID.
#shut up lark#wait no i lied#and yamasachihiko i dont like his hooks#they remind me of the jesus wept scene from hellraiser
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