#Vodka Drunkenski

[darkita11]

Coping after the name change

[sista-a]

My very 1st Soda Popinski fanart. Anime eyes are also very prevalent here- LOLz!

His outfit/emblem is based on the old Soviet Paratroopers "Blue Barets". Thank you wikipedia/Punch-Out-pedia for the translations ;)

[leftycharacters]

Today's left-handed character is Soda Popinski (aka Vodka Drunkenski) from Punch Out!!

[drainmybloodoutofme-heartstops]

Not punch out related, but here’s my life at the moment 

I was in the emergency room because I overdosed on accident 

Me and my bff eating spam musubi

I got drunk after having two shots of vodka and fell into this pool. I have like zero tolerance. My brother calls me vodka drunkenski 

[choiwarukamen]

i just remembered vodka drunkensky and im going to start crying

[bucketspammer4life]

☆ How The Boxers Drive ☆

made this bc evil (im running out of excuses) this has been rotting in my queue for a while now

Glass Joe

- Really paranoid, i dont blame him cars are really flammable

- will panic if even one scratch gets on his car

- Just really careful with where he parks & when he parks

- if anything suspicious is on his windshield he'll panic because what if its used to mark him for something

-you know how moms go "slow down your gonna crash!!" if you speed up while driving? Yeah thats him

Von Kaiser

- unhinged driver, he'll go 50 kilometers a hour with the most bored expression ever

- put on your seatbelts because he loves to take sudden turns

- you have to hold on for dear life to anything because he doesnt understand what the words "slow down" means

- do not turn on the lights, just dont or he'll literally hiss at you

- driving like hes in a police chase, damn peepaw slow down

Disco Kid

- blasting his ears out + also going ridiculously fast

- you better hope the radio stops after a crash or you'll die to california girls

- doesnt do sudden turns thankfully

- drives even faster at nighttime, disco is really out for blood

- dont even bother honking at him, he cant hear you over his 92827298272 hour playlist

King Hippo

- he cant drive, what are you all on

- no literally, even if he could find a car to fit him, he still wouldnt be able to operate it

- too overwhelming for him anyways

- He gets carsick too easily

Piston Hondo

- actually responsible & obeys traffic laws (LIKE A LOSER!! BOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO RUN OVER PEOPLE INSTEAD!!)

- cant listen to music while driving, it just doesnt work for him

- if you honk at him he'll stare into your soul

- actually reading the road signs (LIKE A NERD!! BOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO THE LAW SUCKS)

- overall responsible driver

Great Tiger

- another driver from hell

- honks to communicate with people, at some point you'll have to consider ripping off the steering wheel or your ears

- blasting his music, he has damaged hearing because of that

- speed limits are for cowards,he'll gladly go 100 in a 30 zone

- reading road signs but not caring at all

Bear Hugger

- oh no.

- okay driver but wont shut up, bear we get it you shouldnt piss off or piss ON a moose you couldve ended it there

- eating snacks in the backseat makes him do the ultimate dad move™ (the hand thingy dads do when you eat snacks)

- "yeah you can push those to the side make yourself comfortable" as his backseat is filled with maple syrup bottles, a pair of moose antlers and the weirdest shit you can imagine, bear im really sure you dont need a entire ass stop sign

- doesnt speed but takes sudden turns way too often for your stomach to stay in one piece (can we get much higherrr, so highhh)

- also honks to communicate

Don Flamenco

- this fucking menace needs to be stopped

- He sings in the car, Don nobody needs to hear you sing poker face please dont crash

- unintentionally speeding, always 5 km over the speed limit

- holy shit he needs his license taken away

- He texts while driving, how worse can you get??

- you know "get in loser, we're going shopping."? yeah thats him whenever he comes to pick someone up

- Does more singing than driving

Aran Ryan

- wait what

- He actually obeys traffic laws & is okay with speed limits? What a switch

- He knows how to shut up too

- He may be a nuisance but he keeps it off the road because nuh uh no one is dying in a car crash today

- has sobbed in his car multiple times (mostly while driving) thats the most you can get him

- him & his car have been through thick and thin, he has laughed in that car, cried in that car, screamed in that car, sung in that car, he has went through everything with his car, it legally counts as an artifact

Soda Popinski

- license, on the kitchen table, NOW.

- he used to drive when drunk when he was a alcoholic (hence his past name, vodka drunkenski)

- doesnt use any kind of navigation when driving, he uses his gut feelings & they either: work, fail miserably or have you end up in a seperate country and either way its concerning

- has crashed into multiple signs & trees

- speeds when bored

- oh my god this man is a mess

Bald Bull

- calm the fuck down

- same deal as kaiser, unhinged driver with the most bored expression ever while asking you "how was your day?" like dude please slow down

- hes the reason the term road rage exists

- will gladly get out of the car to fight someone

- honking at him is a one way ticket to fucking die - land

- i hope awkward conversations are your thing because he'll try to do a icebreaker and ask stuff

- keep the lights off unless its the night or he'll chuck you out of the car like you're a McDonald's™ napkin

Super Macho Man

- jail.

- hes driving on the sidewalk. DRIVING ON THE SIDE FUCKING WALK.

- drives even if hes tired

-suprisingly brash with his car considering it costs a fortune

- He didnt hit the street lamp, it hit him

- blasting the worst music ever as he goes through a quiet neighborhood at 3 am

Mr Sandman

- oh my god finally a good driver

- hes a law abiding citizen

- hes the only one allowed to drive

- the only thing you can get him on is slamming his car door a little too hard but thats better than going 92827281962629912619916281972729229 in a 30 km zone or stopping halfway through to fight someone

- will not talk, ever.

- hes the first option when the wvba needs to ride somewhere and cant find a driver

[galactica7071]

OMG PLS TELL ME ABT YOUR FAVES

Fave characters

Fave ships

Fave hcs

Fave stories

Whatever it is!! I wanna know!

~ fan-mans

characters

aran (absolute comic genius without even trying. dangerously unmedicated king. forehead so big you can play 3 games of tic tac toe on it. I need more of him. great voice too, we as a fandom need to reach out to some of the one-time VAs because they're just so enigmatic)

soda (the OG fave back when I was 8 and first heard about punch out. the vodka drunkenski thing was crazy to me and I was like "that's batshit insane. I like that")

heike (trauma induced. hate their fight. can't help but admire them)

narcis (I like characters that try to be high and mighty but are actually like. pathetic)

von kaiser (I freak with the cargo pants and love his voice)

great tiger (he's just kinda chill. hope his rap career never takes off. probably another trauma induced one because I was on the struggle bus throughout all of his fights)

mr sandman (I don't really acknowledge him but when I do it's nothing but praise. he's so goated. scared for when I get to TD sandman tho)

don (love the design and the personality)

macho (he's so funny to me. I love to hate him. also he's lying about his age trust me I'm his right boot)

bald bull (he's such an iconic character. I respect the grind. it's a crime to not have him as a sleeper favorite at the very least. I am also terrified for TD bull)

and bear hugger (just a jolly fellow, another very good voice)

ships

I don't really have any super serious ships, I consume content of most of them, but I like the idea of aran and sandman being buds. there's so many contrasts between the two and realistically they would hate each other's guts but I freak with the opposites attract trope so much it's uncanny. also macho + soda is fun

headcanons

I'm a fan of trans mac and nb heike. also aran is neurodivergent, bull and sandman are chill with each other, and hondo's favorite senshi is sailor venus. that is all

[optimalmongoose4]

I think the only fictional name worse than JK Rowlings naming habits is the punch out developers naming a Russian guy “Vodka Drunkenski”

[gorgon-heap]

just convinced my brother that heavy’s name is vodka drunkensky

He didn’t say that.

[deadhealthcareexec]

my name is Vodka Drunkensky

[askthesupernaturalwvba]

CHAPTER 1 // PART 1.

[ ALT text will be coming someday. This is a lot. Read the script in the meantime. ]

Here it comes. Part 2 will be next Tuesday.

[darkita11]

🥊

[freak1demon69]

Vodka Drunkenski is nasty work already but Soda Popinski is somehow worse

Im going evil again. like genuinely, grrr grrrrr i need to. watch a video or smth idk

[eggsyumyum]

BACK TO DRAWING BUFF MEN FROM PUNCHY GAME

(accidentally posted this twice oops-)

[askthewvba]

Psst! Honey, wake up, the new Soda Popinski lore just dropped.

———

I say “new” in the loosey goosiest way possible—

Mod Ember here. In all seriousness I just wanted to say thank you to all of our loyal followers and apologize for the egregiously long hiatus. I won’t go into my personal life, but despite setting deadlines to make a comeback I just haven’t been able to get up and going for sometime now. Those of you on the Server have already seen this, but I wanted to at least give this account a pulse or two while updates are gradually being worked on. I’m totally solely the holdup though and I’m sorry about that.

Hoping I’ll see you all with renewed vigor and interest soon.

- Mod Ember

[berkborkborf]

i couldn’t tell which background color i liked more so gdhdjhggh

anyway buff man part 3 :]

i wanna try drawing at least most of the punch out wii boxers as busts cause its really fun fkjgahahd

i love them :}