#Vegan Month

[tooquirkytolose]

Softly filtered dead wife in movie montage but of the sandwich I had one time and can't stop thinking about

[vegan-nom-noms]

Apple Pie Cookies

[radskull-69]

Could u make a short one-shot about Bob Velseb x Y/n plz!! Also I love your work!

plot: Bob is your boss who has always sweet on you and does things he wouldn’t normally do for his employees, like defend them against a wild Karen or give them breaks for longer then an hour….blow up your messages every night.

You resisted the urge to even hav your eye twitch in agitation (hell, to not leap over this counter!) as the older woman across from you behind the counter was going off at you, they hadn’t even ordered yet.

something about us murdering animals when we should’ve been selling vegan meat.

honestly, you didn’t get it. If you don’t want meat in your food don’t come to a diner with MEAT!

“I am sick of you monsters butchering up poor defenceless animals! I wanna see your manager!” Her manicured hand slammed down onto the counter, her screeching voice ringing out around the shop and making other customers either give you annoyed glared or sympathetic looks.

yet no one came in to help, you’d give them the finger if you could. But your too much of a pussy to do that, and you value this job.

“You should be ashamed of yourself!” The woman jabs a finger at you, making you lean back as she got more and more hostile. “Do you not care for animals? You disgusting-!”

“What’s all dis’ ruckus about? Heard someone wanted me.” A deep southern voice sounded out behind you, tilting your head up you were met with bob looming over you and casting a large shadow over the now (finally) quiet woman.

Oh great, one of the other employees must of went and got him for you. Awesome.. this is just gonna make matters worse.

“I-I.. yes! I wanted to tell you that your employee here won’t sell me any vegan burgers.” The woman finally fixes her scared look and with a stumble goes back to glaring, though no longer yelling.

“Hmm, well. If ya haven’t notice yet.” Bob leaned forward to rest his arm heavily on the counter, even though you were in-front of him. So now while he bended over to do just that you had to bend over slightly as well as to not get crushed from him, face beer red as you kept your eyes trained to the red counter

“This is a diner, not a front yawn where ya munch of grass.” Despite his usual large grin it was obviously strained and his eyes were wide and full of warning, you shivered. Glad to not be on the other end of the stick of that.

“Well- excuse you-!” Before the woman could even finish her sentence with a look of high offence she suddenly shut up, and it almost looked like the blood drained from her face as if a vampire sucked it out.

You wondered what kind of look Bob must’ve given her to scare her so because with a stutter she was out the door before you could blink.

You stood there in confusion and once again tilted your head up curiously to look at bob’s face but were only met with a much softer look and worry on his features, one of his large hands coming up to your shoulder and turning you to face him better.

”you doin’ alright darlin’? Sorry ya had ta’ deal with that witch longer then ya had ta’, saw her comin’ awfully close to ya though..” his brows furrow, creating a worry line between them as I looks you over. You only let out a nod and a ‘uh huh’ as he did so, painfully aware of the stares some of the customers where giving you at the moment still.

“I’m fine, just a bit spooked is all. But I’ve been working in customer service for years so it’s nothing I can’t handle” you wave off his concerns and gently grabbed the hand that was tugging on the collar of your uniform to check for any unhidden injuries, you didn’t need your boss of all people to accidentally look down your shirt.

“Hmm.. if ya say so, but I think you deserve a break. A thirty min- no, a full hour break. With me, in my office.” Bob nodded to himself and the worry was washed off his face and instead replaced with a look of satisfaction with his arrangement he made up for you.

“Oh no- it’s fine, really! I don’t want to bother-“ you were scooting away from bob with a polite smile but his arm wrapped around your torso and before you could say anything more he was already leading you through the staff door and to his office as he chuckled in earnest

“Nonsense! I made ya some lunch for yer’ break actually an’ I wanna have yer’ opinion on em’. Remember? I sent ya a text about it last night while I was makin’ em. There yer’ face food right?” He tilted his head down to you for affirmation as he shut his door behind him, his arm finally leaving your torso with a slight linger you didn’t notice

you sighed and nodded, he kept you a bit past your bedtime with his texts, like he did almost every night. You didn’t speak up on the matter of your sleep schedule being interrupted and instead sat at one of the two leather chairs infront of his desk facing towards it

“Mhm, thanks again Bob.” You shot him a genuine smile, grateful for the free food. And a added plus of bob being a damn good cook.

“Of course!” He strolled up to you from behind as you sat in the seat, hands setting themselves on your shoulders heavily as he leaned down to your level to chuckle lowly in your ear. The grip on your shoulders tightening just a fraction as you tensed.

“Anythin’ for my favourite lil employee~”

[skibasyndrome]

when in Milan, do as the Mauses do 💜💜💜 @themarsbar @grapehyasynth

[chicago-geniza]

Might get an impulse tattoo today if there's a walk-in appt available and the flat rate isn't too expensive (the FALL RISK knuck tats I've wanted for ages) (The origins of this tattoo idea are I am always in the hospital and they always give me a FALL RISK wristband because of epilepsy and I thought it would be very funny to get as knuck tats) (They always give me two ALLERGY ALERT wristbands too but alas that doesn't fit as knuck tats)

[pseudophan]

Did you put in any vegan recipes for Dan?

once again dan is not actually vegan but yeah there's a good mix! there's vegan veggie and meat recipes. mostly though i would say the majority of them are very adaptable. only a few of them are 100% vegan, but almost all of them can easily be made vegan, if that makes sense. likewise the vegan recipes can be made non-vegan, if preferred

[fauvester]

i dont think sam and manny would like each other much, at least at first (especially sam, manny is A Lot) but they eventually bond by rite of being the only ones in their social circle who cares about fitness. they develop a friendly but super intense strava rivalry

[swiftiethatyouhate]

baby let the gays be gay

let the gays be gay

let the gays be gay

now ohhhh

[cator99]

Woke up from a 2 hour nap to a house-neet meltdown in the group chat that could have easily been summed up as a reminder for everyone to use the space in the fridge more effectively but regardless i wondered to myself what this could possibly be about maybe all the produce I've been getting is increasingly becoming an affront to his carbs-only lifestyle and the kale I got that takes up half the crisper drawer was the final straw. Went out to the kitchen to check. Open fridge. 25 cans of pop now stuffed into the top and bottom shelf.

[junebright0]

🍬 HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN :D-7 🍭

✨ FILM GOLD SANJI. D-7 TO HALLOWEEN 🎃

🔥👻Prepacked Treat Series 🍭🍬: <Part 2>

Cling wrapped like a little treat for Halloween 🎃

[messrsrarchives]

i try not to be annoying but last year my kitchen stuff was used by another flatmate without telling me and i got really sick (reckon it was the plastic cutting boards init)

so i told everyone this year "oh pls don't use my stuff!! i haven't had meat and dairy in years and i get really sick from it" (plus just ew shared utensils gives me the ick) which i know might be annoying but we did GET move in packs with the flat, yall have your own.

WHERE DID ALL MY THINGS GO!? GONE.

but i've now learnt this week that if i say "contamination allergies" instead? all my stuff is fine.

which is probably a very minor thing to complain about but :((( guys :(((

[planet4546b]

they’re always asking me to make cupcakes on sunday and the issue with that is that making cupcakes takes an absurd amount of time esp when in the only one in here and then on mon they’re like wtf you didn’t get anything done. i was in the cupcake trenches

[vegan-nom-noms]

‘Brown Butter’ Vegan Pumpkin Snickerdoodles

[s1llym1ll1ee]

IM ALIVE I SWEAR

The cannibal guy didn't get me... not yet anyways UGHM ERM WHO SAID THAT starts aggressivly coughing anyways uh heres a natural interaction betweeen Bob and Malina [Malina is Streber's cousin for anyone who didn't see my last post btw]

rn Im working on a kraken bob and pirate cassandra drawing cause I saw they krakoned my boy so uh 👁️👁️ also I just found out the existence of Opposite bob..... I LOVE HIM HES SO SCRIMBLY SCRUNGLO THAT BLUE GOOBER AGH- Aight mb lemme control myself bzfore I go rabid since its twelve in the morning and my Mum's in tje living room watching the lorax-

[3liza]

what did she mean by this

[kandiwinged]

"everyone can be a vegan!!!" just say you don't understand the dietary needs of someone with diabetes and go.