#Vat7k incorrect quote

[dragontalyn]

Varian: God, give me patience. Hugo : I think you mean “Give me strength”? Varian: If god gave me strength, you’d be dead.

[madneurologist]

Hugo, inside his sleeping bag staring at the sky: Hey, goggles?

Varian: What

Hugo: Are you awake?

Varian: Who the fuck do you think said "what"

[immadatdisney2]

Vat7k totally canon interactions day 19

Yong: *sees Hugo and Varian together*

Yong: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Nuru: You mean... you ship them?

[eryanlainfa]

This was too perfect not to doodle-

[hyperfixating24-7]

Hugo: I have VERY high standards. I only fall for put together, graceful-

Varian: *falls off the roof of the caravan, bumps into Yong and nuru while dropping the dozens of papers and chemicals he was holding then falling flat on his face*

Hugo:

Hugo: I want that one.

[multifandomconfusion]

Hugo: Bad news—Nuru locked herself outside of her own house.

Hugo: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Hugo: Bad news—Yong finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™️. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

Hugo: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.

Hugo: Bad news—it was Varian, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can’t see without my glasses, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

[donnetellotheturtle]

Hugo: Look varian, when I text you were robbing a bank, your next question better be "are we meeting at your house or my house?" Not "have you taken your adhd medicine today?"

Varian:

Hugo: No Goggles i haven't! And you know I haven't but I need your help!

[crazytrashpolice]

Varian: You have to apologize to them Hugo.

Hugo: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[thatboleyngirl77]

*Varian and Hugo enter a hotel room*

Hugo: *gasp* Oh dear there is only one bed! Whatever shall we do? ;-)

Varian: 'kay I'll sleep on the floor!

Hugo: Wha-

Varian: Night! *Lies on floor and falls asleep*

Hugo: *gets flustered, he's not used to this*

[rabidrabbit10]

Varian has alchemy to do!

Varian, absolutely furious: what do you mean we have homework tonight? I have aLCHEMY TO DO!

[adventuretolkienlover]

Varian: "Tea is just leaf water!" Yeah?! Well coffee is just bean water! It's like everything is just made of things! This door is a wood rectangle. This poster is just ink paper. THIS LEMONADE IS JUST LEMON WATER. Wow, it's like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation!

Sure is a magical world we live in!!!

Eugene: The sarcasm in this is fatal.

[blondebitch7k]

@goggles-varian, @firecracker-yong Geez goggles, *slowly backs away*

Varian: God, give me patience. Hugo : I think you mean “Give me strength”? Varian: If god gave me strength, you’d be dead.

[madneurologist]

Hugo: Varian, this party is really boring.

Hugo: I want to leave.

Varigo: For fuck's sake, this is our wedding Hugo.

[immadatdisney2]

Vat7k tottally cannon interactions- day two

Yong: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Nuru: I sleep with a knife.

Hugo : Both of you are pathetic.

Yong: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Hugo : Varian.

[eryanlainfa]

from this post

[hyperfixating24-7]

Hugo: A mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it and killed it with my bare hands

Hugo: then I started thinking

Hugo: like it was just trying to get food😢😢

Hugo: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck open😢😢😢

Hugo: How would I feel😢😢

Varian: Hugo it’s 3am go to sleep you mentally unstable twink