#incorrect vat7k

[madneurologist]

Hugo: Varian, this party is really boring.

Hugo: I want to leave.

Varigo: For fuck's sake, this is our wedding Hugo.

[dragontalyn]

Varian: God, give me patience. Hugo : I think you mean “Give me strength”? Varian: If god gave me strength, you’d be dead.

[immadatdisney2]

Vat7k tottally cannon interactions- day two

Yong: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Nuru: I sleep with a knife.

Hugo : Both of you are pathetic.

Yong: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Hugo : Varian.

[hyperfixating24-7]

Hugo: I have VERY high standards. I only fall for put together, graceful-

Varian: *falls off the roof of the caravan, bumps into Yong and nuru while dropping the dozens of papers and chemicals he was holding then falling flat on his face*

Hugo:

Hugo: I want that one.

[multifandomconfusion]

Hugo: Bad news—Nuru locked herself outside of her own house.

Hugo: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Hugo: Bad news—Yong finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™️. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

Hugo: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.

Hugo: Bad news—it was Varian, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can’t see without my glasses, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

[donnetellotheturtle]

Hugo: Look varian, when I text you were robbing a bank, your next question better be "are we meeting at your house or my house?" Not "have you taken your adhd medicine today?"

Varian:

Hugo: No Goggles i haven't! And you know I haven't but I need your help!

[nightowl1556]

Hugo, flirting with Varian: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.

[crazytrashpolice]

Varian: You have to apologize to them Hugo.

Hugo: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[eryanlainfa]

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[thatboleyngirl77]

*Varian and Hugo enter a hotel room*

Hugo: *gasp* Oh dear there is only one bed! Whatever shall we do? ;-)

Varian: 'kay I'll sleep on the floor!

Hugo: Wha-

Varian: Night! *Lies on floor and falls asleep*

Hugo: *gets flustered, he's not used to this*

[rabidrabbit10]

Varian has alchemy to do!

Varian, absolutely furious: what do you mean we have homework tonight? I have aLCHEMY TO DO!

[madneurologist]

Hugo: Nobody tells me what to do! I do whatever I want.

Varian: I'm calling fucking Donella right now.

Hugo: No Wait—

[glitchedvaporeon]

VAT7K Incorrect quote

[immadatdisney2]

Vat7k tottally cannon interactions- day three 3

Yong: Hello friends!

The Squad:

Yong: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

[hyperfixating24-7]

Hugo: A mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it and killed it with my bare hands

Hugo: then I started thinking

Hugo: like it was just trying to get food😢😢

Hugo: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck open😢😢😢

Hugo: How would I feel😢😢

Varian: Hugo it’s 3am go to sleep you mentally unstable twink

[multifandomconfusion]

Varian, trying on Hugo’s glasses: Well, how do I look?

Hugo, can't see 2 feet in front of him without them: I don't fucking know.