#incorrect vat7k

[madneurologist]

Hugo: Varian, this party is really boring.

Hugo: I want to leave.

Varigo: For fuck's sake, this is our wedding Hugo.

[hyperfixating24-7]

Hugo: I have VERY high standards. I only fall for put together, graceful-

Varian: *falls off the roof of the caravan, bumps into Yong and nuru while dropping the dozens of papers and chemicals he was holding then falling flat on his face*

Hugo:

Hugo: I want that one.

[multifandomconfusion]

Hugo: Bad news—Nuru locked herself outside of her own house.

Hugo: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Hugo: Bad news—Yong finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™️. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

Hugo: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.

Hugo: Bad news—it was Varian, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can’t see without my glasses, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

[donnetellotheturtle]

Hugo: Look varian, when I text you were robbing a bank, your next question better be "are we meeting at your house or my house?" Not "have you taken your adhd medicine today?"

Varian:

Hugo: No Goggles i haven't! And you know I haven't but I need your help!

[nightowl1556]

Hugo, flirting with Varian: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.

[crazytrashpolice]

Varian: You have to apologize to them Hugo.

Hugo: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[glitchedvaporeon]

VAT7K Incorrect quote

[adventuretolkienlover]

Varian: "Tea is just leaf water!" Yeah?! Well coffee is just bean water! It's like everything is just made of things! This door is a wood rectangle. This poster is just ink paper. THIS LEMONADE IS JUST LEMON WATER. Wow, it's like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation!

Sure is a magical world we live in!!!

Eugene: The sarcasm in this is fatal.

[moonlit-hearts]

*Varian and Hugo arguing*

Varian: …and now I will fuck you!

Hugo: *goes beat red*

Yong:

Ruddiger:

Prometheus:

Nuru:

Nuru: *whispering* It’s “fuck you up,” Varian.

Varian: Wait, what’d I say?

[jaxx-a-phone]

Varian, walking up to Hugo while he’s working: What are you doing?

Hugo: Making a bath bomb

Varian: …A bath bomb?

Hugo, handing him a glass vial: Mhm, you wanna help pour this in?

Varian:

Varian: …This is gunpowder

Hugo: And?

Varian: Aren’t you making a bath bomb?

Hugo: Yes

Hugo: You throw it into the bath, and it explodes on impact

Varian:

Varian: …I don’t think you know how bath bombs work

[nerdasaurus1200]

Varian: Bitch, do you want me to jump across this table? Because I don’t have all day for this, okay?!

Hugo: You feeling froggy? Leap.

Varian: Okay well here I come.

[madneurologist]

Hugo: Nobody tells me what to do! I do whatever I want.

Varian: I'm calling fucking Donella right now.

Hugo: No Wait—

[hyperfixating24-7]

Hugo: A mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it and killed it with my bare hands

Hugo: then I started thinking

Hugo: like it was just trying to get food😢😢

Hugo: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck open😢😢😢

Hugo: How would I feel😢😢

Varian: Hugo it’s 3am go to sleep you mentally unstable twink

[multifandomconfusion]

Varian, trying on Hugo’s glasses: Well, how do I look?

Hugo, can't see 2 feet in front of him without them: I don't fucking know.

[donnetellotheturtle]

Hugo: which one of you was gonna tell me that tea taste different if you put it in hot water?

Nuru:

Varian:

Yong:

Varian: you were putting it in cold water?

Yong: Hugo. Answer the question Hugo.

Hugo: Yeah I thought for like, five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process...didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Varian: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes???

Yong: why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Varian: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?

Yong: It takes less than a minute!

Varian: Dude is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun!?

Yong: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE

Varian: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES

Yong: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat. It boils in like two minutes. Less than that if you use a sausepan.

Varian: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted.

Hugo:....every single person in this place is a fucking lunatic...

Nuru: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE!?

[nightowl1556]

Varigo Incorrect Quote

Varian: *Hugs Hugo from behind*

Varian: *Tucks Hugo's hair behind his ear*

Varian, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.