#@blondebitch7k

[blondebitch7k]

My boyfriend's awesome <3

@goggles-varian

The tangled universe is so funny because WHAT DO YOU MEAN there is a dorky alchemist out there inventing ENTIRELY NEW ELEMENTS just to give them his crush's name like wdym HUGORIUM exists??

"Oh yeah an 18 year old angry teenager was having the worst time ever with his bi awakening and now hundreds of years later it gets taught in school as the 'Most useless element in the periodic table' "

HUUH??

[blondebitch7k]

I saw you say smt abt Violins. It brought war flashbacks.(the battle isn't over) I must ask. To know your side of combat. Violin or Viola?

@scoutisemo -that one plays one of those instruments, you must guess which.

*puts on my armor and hits my bow-sword againts my sheet-music sheild* violins shall conquer the land of classical music with our indestructible e-flats! *plays an ear-shattering vibrato*

Yes, I have been playing since i was a child, thanks for noticing 🎻💅

(ooc: as a four year Viola player, this physically hurt to write. Violas forever, violins would be nothing without us! Also, mini vent but there's only THREE FUCKING VIOLA PLAYERS IN MY ORCHESTRA, WTF MAN?!)

[engineer-donella]

do you have any hear me outs? (don't mind that everyone in the rp has been getting this question; it's totally unrelated to me)

*sigh* I cannot believe I’m doing this. Don’t judge me, you asked.

1. Sara Bellum from The Powerpuff Girls (Yes, I know she barley shows her face but still)

2. Morticia Addams (obviously) but also Thing from the Addams Family.

3. The dragon from Shrek. I would treat her way better than Donkey ever could.

4. I am a raging lesbian, BUT, Scar from The Lion King.

5. The number 8. It knows exactly what it’s doing.

6. @goggles-varian’s mom.

(@blondebitch7k forget you ever read this.)

[blondebitch7k]

when did you get glasses and when did ur vision become ass (if you weren't born with it)

and uh how did you afford them? >:0000

Great, yay, more bullying (but I swear to the gods of anyone's else calls me four-eyes i WILL smack you)

So, I've had them as long as I can remember so yes my eyes were always shit and Donnie paid for my prescription but before that I'd just stolen a random pair that helped a little bit but in the long run just made my vision worse lol

Blonde bitch out!✨️🏳️‍🌈💅

[blondebitch7k]

Mine is, Chappell Roan and Lady Gaga for life. @goggles-varian, turn down your fucking Newsies or I swear-

Hugo definitely listens to Britney Spears and Lady Gaga. While Varian listen to MCR, Mother Mother, various country music artists, and Broadway musical soundtracks. Hugo makes fun for Varian for liking country which often leads to a big argument of what music genre is better.

[engineer-donella]

have any more embarrassing stories about Hugo? >:3

Of course I do. I’m glad you asked. *evil smile*

There was a day that I walked into my bathroom to see Hugo standing at the sink with all my very expensive makeup sprawled out on the counter. His face looked like he’d just been kicked out of the circus. None of the shades matched him, and his eyeshadow wasn’t blended at all. I’m also pretty sure he used my eyebrow pencil as contour. A few days later I went out and got him some cheap makeup and taught him how to use it correctly.

Once Hugo tried to cut his own hair to look like a style he saw one day while he was out on a mission. He’s only cut one side of his hair and it was really really short and practically unsalvageable. He came to me for help, and after laughing at him for a bit (you would’ve as well if you saw it) I helped him fix it. I had to shave off the whole side, but when I asked if I should shave the other side too, he said no. That’s how he found out that he liked having an undercut and part of his hair long, so I guess it worked out.

@blondebitch7k you were a really, really embarrassing kid.

[immadatdisney2]

Wow, really?! I had no idea! *cough @blondebitch7k *cough*

Also this is the quiz <3

[blondebitch7k]

Question; do y'all do that thing where you sneak up on the person and cover their eyes, asking "guess who?" Bc when it's done to me I hit them as a reaction, so I wanna know what y'all do

*rubs totally not broken nose* well I tried to do it to @goggles-varian earlier so, yeah. I'd do it again.

[blondebitch7k]

Um what? *picks at back of head* N-No, I'm perfectly fine, this is just a style choice! *pulls out a chunk of hair* fuck, well I'm working on it!

(ooc: considering I made the og post, it feels so funny to reblog it in character lol)

stupid angsty Hugo headcannon

so Hugo loves his hair right? Like loves styling it and taking care and playing with it and whatever. Buuuuuuuut.

What if he also had trichotillomania?

Thats why he has the gorgeous but impossible to draw undercut, since he's always pulling his hair out (especially near the bottom, so that's why he shaved that part) and having it up helps him avoid doing it as much.

Thats also why he has that little bald spot on his eyebrow (yknow the scr looking thing), he pulled there too when he first shaved his undercut. He also would tug out his eyelashes a lot and they would make his glasses coveted in them (trust me, those things stick like fucking glue)

For him, it's automatic in situations like when he's reading or just really bored but that's why he has it up to avoid it and he does it also when he's really stressed and anxious (especially since he quit smoking, another hc of mine I will go into another day) and he ends up doing it a lot the night before the whole betrayal thing and even ends up eating some of his hair (which is another real life symptoms) and it makes him get really sick so to help him calm down, Varian fixes up the bald spots by braiding his hair and putting flowers in it just like Raps does <3.

Yeah, this was a long rant but I've been thinking about it for a while. Might make it into a fic, who knows (if anyone's does it before me or makes a fansrt, tag me I'd love to see it) and idk how accurate this is, let me know if I missed anything or it you have any other cool headcannons so yeah... thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

-ImMadAtDisney

[engineer-donella]

Holy spirits of the undead Donella’s here!! I got a question for ya. The wiki about VAT7K says that you’re 38. Is that true?

(Ugh… cursed wiki…)

I won’t confirm nor deny anything.

The wiki still says Hugo’s nineteen. He’s twenty two now (believe it or not! Seems to me like he was 15 yesterday, how time flies!) So do the math, kid.

[blondebitch7k]

have you ever dated anyone before goggles?

I mean *whispers so @goggles-varian hopefully won't here* I've had some casual hookups and one night stands here and there on jobs but nothing serious, Goggles is my one and only <3

[engineer-donella]

so Hugo used to steal makeup?

was that the first sign he wasn't straight 🏳️‍🌈?

There were definitely other signs, I had a feeling about it when I first found him as well (I have very good intuition). He also has this really strange walk that there’s no straight explanation for.

[blondebitch7k]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

hppi pride month evryone

[blondebitch7k]

(YES THE SAD ONE'S KEEP COMING LET ME BE AN ANGSTY TEEN HUGO >:((((

BUT IG I'LL STOP FOR NOW)

have you ever read a fanfic?

*hides my ao3 history behind my back* n-no? W-What are you talking about, weirdo? *gay blushing*

[engineer-donella]

Do you have any funny stories about Hugo that Varian might want to know?

*evil laugh* Oh do I ever! Let’s see…

I remember once, he failed a mission that he insisted on going on, despite it being way about he his skill level.. I think he was about twelve at the time, so he wanted to apologize for messing up by making me a cake. I don’t know what he did, but I woke up to half the kitchen on fire. I don’t think he’s ever baked a cake since…

When he was fifteen, he used to have a crush this one guy I employed for a little while. Hugo would follow him around and try to help him with whatever he was doing (to which he was always denied) but still, it was hilarious to watch. Once he even tried to give him flowers and made a stupid face while asking him out. It was too good, I wish I’d taken a photo. The poor guy wasn’t into Hugo at all so it just ended up being really awkward.

Oh, and there was the time Hugo wanted to have a sparring match with me to impress said guy. It’s safe to say his failure did not impress anybody.

I think that’s enough for now, wouldn’t want to embarrass @blondebitch7k too much.

@goggles-varian moral of the story is to never let Hugo bake you a cake. Ever.

[blondebitch7k]

i already asked a question abt this but um

1.) what was working with Donella like (was she abusive?) 2.) were you treated the same despite being a child?

3.) did she hurt you ever? *aggresively loads gun*

4.) what's the worst argument you've ever had with her? (i assume it's abt Varian but idk for sure lol)

*sighs deeply* well, might as well get it over with

So, I didn't really think it was that bad most of my life, everything was just normal to me. But @goggles-varian told me it really was and... yeah, I can see it now

Yes, I didn't really interact with her other workers expect Cyrus and my sis Callsito (who left us when I was nine cause as I said, Don was Hella abusive but didn't take me with) but yeah I did the same amount and probably more work than the others

Well... I'm just gonna say yes and leave it at that 'cause therapy's expensive and can't afford and extra session 🫠

Yeah, the Varian one. Both when I tried to drop the plan and the Libary... didn't go great

I still miss her, she was my mom practically. But I'm working on it.

(Ooc, sorry this took like FOREVER, had to like make sure this question was accurate to the cannon and censored and shit)